Name: Bobby Lee Sees Red After Bizarre Airport Encounter!
Uploaded: 2024-03-27T16:00:16.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Sees Red After Bizarre Airport Encounter!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-27. Transcript available.

what are you showing me right now carlos goop at a premiere oh no oh yeah oh oh
oh you go to
hollywood there he is wow drugstore push pause for a second none of those
people are in the
movie none of those people are in the movie sandy danto how come i didn't get
invited to this benji
arfalo who's the guy in the middle there is that al holly who polly that's polly
yeah none of them
in the movie what are you doing on the red carpet about drugstore june i was
literally he told the
lady running the carpet that i was on uh love on the spectrum and she gently
invited me on the red
carpet he said that to everyone we meet everyone we meet it does that because
that's because he
tells everyone i'm chinese right so it's the same thing he says you have autism
and he's well do you
think you but you do you have autism did we say this i i started taking a test
and halfway through
my add kicked in and it wasn't looking good so i stopped but i'm open to taking
an autism we should
put you we should yeah we're totally on the spectrum yeah because we want to
find you love
we love you and we want you to find love you do you don't want love no i don't
want spectrums or
scales i want no limits but what's your can i may ask a question we're gonna
move on i know just let
me ask him let's get on let's move on soon but let me i know i know because it's
piqued my
curiosity can we write down what your perfect mate would be
yeah you're gonna come up with an animal no i'm not yeah no that's i'm asking
you no i will and
you're gonna come up with an animal like a kangaroo or something honestly so
give me a trait so um
age bracket maybe oh i'm writing it down i'm not one of those people with an
age bracket jesus
fucking christ oh my god yeah maybe this is an exercise for another time
because i don't like
exercises okay oh um sorry uh it's uh it's like red light and and green light
red light age age age
uh uh i don't know like 25 to 35 i mean give me an age bracket here man
your preference okay uh i i don't i i i don't want three core you're you're
getting on my last
fucking nerve right now two slow people make a very slow person uh so um so i
don't know i guess
25 25 25 on on onwards yeah what's the age gap here i mean the the limit you
think 50
i don't want another mom okay so yeah let's go 25 to 40. 35 okay okay 25 30. no
what are these
stop we we're moving on uh what what what does this person do for an occupation
would that be a
preference for you um my friend's a lawyer but i treat her like a regular
person a lawyer then
no um should we move on oh yeah all right let's talk about we'll find love next
time yeah we'll get
you a 27 year old lawyer okay there's a lot of those roaming around yeah anyway
um welcome back to
the show but thank you and thank you for having me all right in long beach and
thank you for having
okay okay thank me too thank you christ yeah yeah not very many people get to
live that kind of thing
and i never thought i would we're happy that we're happy you're happy happy
happy happy let's talk
about some real stuff yeah yeah talk about so um one of the funniest moments i've
ever witnessed
in my entire life in an airport well it wasn't it was a lost a very awkward
situation do you guys
know what happened so we were in austin yeah the flight's delayed so it's me
andrew and andrew's
wife we're sitting there waiting for them to board the plane and um we're
standing there and people
are asking for photos with us yeah you know and um which is pretty normal if i
if i may say so so
myself and there's a guy off to the side pretty near us on a table and he's on
his laptop and he
says excuse me correct me if i'm wrong of the story he goes excuse me what do
you guys do and i said oh
jugglers and magicians that's right right and he goes fuck that he goes i don't
believe that for a
second and i said you believe what you want to believe pal but at the same time
yeah i said bobby
said fuck you
we started cracking up yeah we got it and bobby goes go fuck yourself and we're
laughing laughing and this
guy went like this to this and looked straight down straight down and i don't
know what he's doing
he's typing away typing away and now i'm now and then your wife laughs we
cracked up no but she's
laughing a lot yeah because now it's awkward and i and i kind of go hey man we're
comics and we joke
around fuck around you know and he just won't look up didn't look up so then i
start going let's get
away from there we stood there for a long long time and it was so uncomfortable
and he just kept
typing away looking down looking down and bobby goes should we walk away should
we walk away and i
go all right we can walk away so we walk away now the whole time the
conversation is how i guess
how uncomfortable i feel it was so weird yeah i go i don't know what to do i
mean i feel so fucking
bad and i said just go over to him you you and your wife say it we said go over
yeah yeah just say
just say we were just kidding and i'm like i'm like going i don't know man you
didn't need to
we it was already over we were kidding not only did i need to i didn't want to
but you did i did you're
a stand-up guy yeah i did so i come up slowly i go hey man dude i'm so sorry
that i told you to
go fuck yourself i go seriously we're like that's just our brand of humor you
know usually that gets
to laugh yeah you know what i mean and um i'm so sorry and he goes why are you
apologizing to me
and i go well because i just i feel bad all right and he goes and he just goes
back and do it now
you forget one thing he said that was really rude oh that was right yeah he
goes that was really rude
i know i know and then he goes back into his thing this is like a 50 year old
man we were just
fucking kidding and he fucking took it to heart he screwed bobby off and he
looked back down and tight
but then bobby loved it because he walked by us he goes what if he's not even
on this plane i go
he's on this plane oh yeah yeah and he walked right by us and bobby stared at
him the whole
fucking time i stared at him when he walked to the plane
anyway wherever you are sir so we're sorry we're fucking kidding we're kidding
but you know what dude
fuck that guy hell yeah dude for real well what did you really say to me you
come up to me all
nervous and he goes what if he runs a studio what if he's like a president oh
yeah yeah i mean
that's my fucking that's my lock you know what i mean it's jeff bezos yeah or
whatever you know
what i mean but it's like but then he he went to coach bobby loved that well i
loved it because
the odds of him being a studio exec just came way down yeah yeah that's true i'm
like oh and he also
had an instrument yeah he had an instrument like a violin or something
something like a small little
instrument so um i mean i'm pretty in probably there's an orchestra in la that
doesn't like me
right now what if it's the la philharmonic yeah i don't care i don't go to that
me neither yeah yeah
so it's fucking but i anyway i'm sorry i mean i'm sorry don't fuck yourself but
i do believe that um
i took a risk good you know i do try to make amends when it's needed of course
you did the right
thing and usually it works out we're like hey man i understand you know i mean
whatever but that
just didn't happen 10 times out of 10 it works out if not with that guy though
i can't believe
it i couldn't believe it but it didn't ruin a good trip we went down to austin
oh he was
didn't okay the friday was great we did show with joe you guys weren't there
you were carlos there
joe santa gato and frank we of the basement yard i think it's only available on
patreon
that was fun then we went out to a great dinner oh my god a glorious dinner
three forks we had a
great and then rogan texted me oh i know i had run into rogan earlier that the
night before
and he goes um oh my god you all right no what oh did you do this creek or
creek i did no i hope
they're certified with stir fry jesus this gets hungry yeah yeah i hope they're
still right right
now carlos go go get him some stir fry yeah we are certified by the way we i
want to walk in here
next time for him with stir fry in it got it done so um rogan invited us to the
black keys so um
we go it was unbelievable awesome we were backstage we met the guys you know um
and but when they
when they were about to play we for some reason ended up on the stage they
walked us across the
stage which is weird that was so cool i thought it was awesome no i thought it
was weird like because
but i think the audience was like what the fuck is going on here they cheered i
didn't hear cheers
i heard cheers that's in your head oh it is yeah maybe it was just creek or out
there maybe oh
cheering for me