Name: Bobby Lee Drops It Like It's Hot!
Uploaded: 2024-03-29T16:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Drops It Like It's Hot!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Drops It Like It's Hot!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-29. Transcript available.

so i'm we're at a club tampa sounds like it you don't like you don't like this
at all no no i
like it 2008 right ybor street i'm bent over big booty booty beyond booties
dude it's like twilight
it's like the night sky and i'm jiggling it dude hey i'm called weak we are i'm
called weak we are
wait hey uncle wiki we are what's your name baby baby yo yo it's my boy creek
or no no not you he's
trying to hit not creek or you man my boy trying to hit my boy trying to hit
what he gonna say hey
creek run game on this bitch what he gonna say run game on this bitch creek you
could have your own
strip club with that ass no oh well that was weird are you interested in my boy
creek creek run some
game on this bitch i want game from you player no way creek please please i don't
want that guy
creek try again yeah no i think it's forceful now i think i have to stop i
think no creek no
i'm burning my legs are burning dude i think i'm gonna go home my legs my legs
are pretty fucking
do it dude tomorrow hey this was a bad idea oh my god every time we go out
fucking do it every time
we go out that's what he does you're supposed to do it dude we can't go out
anymore if you keep
doing that oh she would no but you're making it weird all you have to do is say
you know i think
you're beautiful can i buy you a drink yeah something oh come on creek god okay
you don't
drink at all right oh i drink i like drinkies i like no yeah what's your
favorite drink i like
gin i like jameson one's gin and one was whiskey so you just like anything
really yeah whatever gets
you fucked up yeah no beer i like beer okay i like i like them all i want to
get drunk with creek yeah
please drink i'm out you're out i know i'm so mad right now i'm sorry my legs
burn so bad right now
i'm so mad that he didn't play along i didn't do anything yeah you fucked it up
man my legs are burning
because we could have done a bit creek was trying to do the bit and he fucked
it up
don't blame me i know but you don't need a friend in the scenario yes you do as
a person i know
how your legs feel right now hey they're burning from the bottom no no all
right because you for
some reason you don't want to do it because i don't because i want to pass the
mic to creek yeah
i'm just trying to get some sexualities from you man we're gonna try to we're
gonna have to put
icy hot on bobby's legs you use icy hot bud no yeah have you put bengate have
you put bengate on
your dick no no no yes no no i pocket dialed you the other night i know you did
and i it was cute you called me right back and i said sorry puck dial yeah yeah
but dialed i know
sorry little and i giggle i did because i mean i wish i could giggle i didn't
you can giggle in
text i should giggle in text because i giggled when you know what my dad does
my dad will butt
dial me and then he'll leave a 30 minute voicemail of him just talking to other
people just talking to
other people or just talking to the tv sometimes i'll hear him talking to the
television i'm not
kidding he's alone most of the day so he'll just yell at the tv it's kind of
sad i want to i wish i
could move my parents out here like do you don't you wish your mom was closer
no really no i don't
wait why you i think i i would worry about her constantly if she was closer you
know it because
i know that she lives in phoenix and i know she lives in the suburbs you know
nice and safe safe you
know in la it's a little there's other elements that i i don't know i know i
know what you're saying
yeah i'm afraid of elements you know i mean being exposed to her that i don't
want hollywood stuff
like your mom ends up at a hollywood party yeah carlos yeah with carlos right
yeah and there's like
fentanyl she's like i want to try let me try carlos because she has said um
before i die i want to try
marijuana well why don't we let her try she's gonna she's old enough now i
would get her that
like a gummy or something like a blunt no not no no she's never smoked anything
no don't
fucking blunt her dude come on dude don't blunt his yeah yeah don't blunt my
mom right now dude
weirdo no like a little like five milligram little gummy yeah i got her yeah
yeah give her two yeah she
had five she's never smoked weed she's never touched marijuana before give her
a two see how she
feels give her another two see how she feels then dose her with a 20. um i also
have uh mushroom chocolates
in my no i don't want her to have that okay we'll give that to someone give
that to us i know it's
in the back right now it's in the back of your freezer bridge yeah although you're
also talking
about in the in the van over to the black keys i don't want to name the name
but i guess
you can just cook up cut that out right this older comic legend has the best lsd
in the country
really yeah and it's it's liquid form and they go one drop you're telling me jay
leno has the best
yeah yeah jay leno dude have you ever done acid oh yeah i hated acid when i did
it i didn't like it
yeah mushrooms love no i like acid because it's more i just it's more intense
the the the the
you know i mean i like i i hallucinate crazy like the walls open up i wonder if
you can see as much
as we see when you hallucinate probably not as much because it's not i don't
you see it in the
peripheral it's a little blinders huh yeah yeah i only see this much
imagine yeah asian hallucinating is only restricted yeah yeah it's like poppy
do you see that dragon
you're like where where yeah where yeah yeah i had to actually directly look at
it you know and not
you know when asians hallucinate their vision is is just like an apple pro
where you have to like
kind of like move your head around a little bit to see it well that's why they
didn't run when the
bomb hit and i couldn't see it coming yeah they were just you know they didn't
you know if they
had regular eyes they could have seen it up they could have seen it and they
would have run but
they were like oh what by the way there was a guy on the plane wearing an apple
vision pro and it is
funny to watch a guy yeah he was sitting like right there in that seat right
next to me and
it's funny to watch a guy like this wow and he's doing and his people next to
him just like reading
a book like that is going to be the future the whole plane is going to be on
devices but what's
the difference between apple vision and oculus because i have an oculus and i
was tired of it after
two weeks apple vision is supposed to be significantly better than really yeah
but the technology is
better i mean where can i get one guy go to the apple store right now and buy
one yeah right now
they're five thousand dollars it's like yeah the oculus is only what 600 bucks
yeah it's it's very
reasonable in comparison yeah they're 500 bucks 500 bucks but the apple one is
four grand and by the
way it depends on the gigabyte you get that's four grand for the 512 that's
where it starts right yeah
and what can you do watch movies i mean anything it's fully immersive you can
be watching something
but it's also what do you call it you can see what's going on outside of the
glasses while also being in
what is that called um what is it augmented reality right so it looks like that
you see that guy he's
looking at his office but he's also has screens in front of his face so if i'm
watching watching
that right and i'm laying in my bed yeah i could watch a movie yeah and is it
and you can also see
what's going on in your house but look at that just like that like apps pop up
in the air but let me
see what it looks like when you have a movie we'll go on that's what he just
right the first picture
first picture right there is that that's it oh so you oh you see your room then
yes
yes wow okay amazing and you can move that screen to wherever you want you can
also have multiple
screens up at once uh oh you can do that look at that fully immersive immersive
wow you can also
enter the mode where it is completely surrounding you where you don't see the
room incredible i'm
gonna should we get one it sounds like we're doing a plug for him right now let's
get one can we get
one for the show no i want to buy one should i buy one you should buy one did
you buy one no i don't
want to buy one can you wear it while you drive shut the fuck up i've seen
people shut the fuck
up no you know what they're figuring people you know what creek i that's
definitely illegal to to
drive with this 100 but it will be the future we will be able to do that yeah
you're gonna get in
a car they're gonna make you put that on self-driving right so you don't touch
the wheel so you're
doing something else what is it now what uh what are they're all sold out do
you just go to the app
you can get them still yeah let's go to the store and go get one bob yeah okay
i'm gonna buy one
you