Name: Mariachi Band for Fancy's Birthday! | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mariachi Band for Fancy's Birthday! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mariachi Band for Fancy's Birthday! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-03. Transcript available.

Your dog, because I've traveled with your dog.
Great traveler.
May I say something?
Great traveler.
It's like fucking Magellan, your dog.
What do you mean?
I mean, that's how he travels.
She, but thank you.
Whatever.
Don't misgender my dog.
Are you being kidding right now?
Cole.
Are you me kidding right now?
My dog is they, them.
Are you me kidding me right now?
It's a girl.
I've told you that a thousand times.
At this point, who gives a fuck?
I do.
All right, I'm sorry for misgendering your dog.
Have I ever done that to your dogs?
Okay, what's Gobi?
Gobi's a guy.
No, it's a girl.
It's a girl.
So, fuck you, dude.
Gobi's a girl?
Yes, dude.
Yeah, she's butch.
She's a little butch.
Yeah, she's a little butch, dude.
Isn't she like the leader of a softball league or something?
Yes.
Gobi's a star of a softball team.
Yes, yeah.
Wow.
But, you know.
Doesn't your dog drive a Subaru?
Yeah.
Wow.
Anyway, your dog, Magellan, was just like so calm.
Very true.
On a plane.
Yeah.
Not a bark.
Not even a...
Nothing.
She would look up at me.
Her first look is always like, don't eat me.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I think she's a little racist.
I think there's a little racism.
Well, you know, there's flashbacks.
I'm sure that's in her DNA.
I see.
But she'll let first, and she's, oh, no, he's the good kind.
Exactly.
Am I a good Asian?
You are one of the best Asians.
On the other hand, not a so good.
Yeah.
Do you treat our dogs?
Because, you know, you live with my dog.
Don't ever do that.
Do you ever see the dogs in the house when you're alone with the dogs?
Do you ever see them, and you lick your lips a little bit?
No, I don't.
And you go, no, I can't.
I can't.
I want to say something to you right now, and I wasn't even going to fucking
mention it, dude.
What?
Your comforter.
No, not my comforter, dude.
Okay.
All right.
I know that a guy was over at the house that somebody's seeing, all right?
And this guy-
You had a boy over?
No.
Somebody else had a guy over, right?
And this guy, he disciplined Julio, did he not?
He didn't discipline him.
He grabbed his neck in a power move.
In a power move.
Yeah.
I don't like this.
I don't like it at all either, my friend.
What's going on?
What is going on around town?
Explain.
I'm going to explain.
Julio is crazy and likes to murder anyone that he sees.
Okay.
Stop, stop, stop.
It's a guard dog.
It's- thank you!
It's a guard dog.
It's- it's doing its job.
It's guarding.
And also, does he go crazy with you?
No.
Does he go crazy with Kalilah?
Strangers, he go-
Does he go-
Because he- what I love about him, he- he knows what he likes.
When he goes to 31 flavors, Baskin Robbins, right?
Pistachio, whatever the-
No, always pistachio.
Yeah, always- whatever the fucking flavor, right?
Yeah.
Oh, I love this.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
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Christmas pick it up pick it up there's you a Merry Christmas from the bottom
thank you so much Carlos amazing incredible thank you so much very talented you
guys are amazing thank you so much wonderful amazing wonderful we are gonna get
kicked out of this building I think so there's no way our neighbors like us
anymore yeah we should move we should move I think we should move it's time for
an upgrade yeah I gotta tell you I'm recharged I'm re-energized I'm happy now
we can I'm worn out I'm worn out by really when I sing like that from my heart
dude I get worn out you look like you took a flight of stairs are you like
karaoke
what what you're okay yeah what's your okay okay okay okay oh karaoke oh
is that how you karaoke yeah wow I'm confused have you ever karaoke with that
family no don't I will not
I love you on the thing you know I mean you're a big star dude great actor and
I'm so proud to work with
can I just give a compliment and I have to I and let's just do this right now I
want to talk about
um the just the fun feelings I have for Andres may I may I give you my little
monologue if I may
please I met you many many years ago at maker studios and you directed me in a
video
yes right Bobby Lee was that Bobby Lee the emperor of the world I never saw did
that turn out well
it turned out very Bobby Lee not good
we tried you know I mean and then years later I didn't see you and then you
started working with
us at Tiger Belly and um and then you came on to the bad point in your career
yeah yeah dark yeah low and
um I have to say it's just been I trust you I think more than anyone else I
work with you're very on
point and um I um I'm just it's a pleasure to know you I really love you a lot
my turn happy birthday
thank you my turn go ahead
I don't really know what you do here
but I guess you do good thank you Andrew go ahead Rudy
that's it no no I'll give you be real he knows yeah you know how much I love
you I text you often
I tell you how much I appreciate you I fight for you I think you are in in a
such a valuable member of our team
uh
irreplaceable
you mean the world to me and I'm happy that you're a part of my life and I've
got you a little gift here
here's a gift card McCone come get this
from me too right
no it's just from me
no because you called me yesterday you go how much should I do
that's no that's fucked up
that's just from me
did you not call me yet no I'm sorry
Andreas
he called me yesterday right
and I go we are getting a gift card
for Andreas from Apple
yeah
and I he goes
and I said how much and you said $25
that's did I can give you the fucking text right now
how could you text you said it was a phone call
it was a phone call
stories are all mixed up baby
it was a phone call
no I think he texted it
$25 but look that'll get you
um a cube for the wire
you won't get a wire but you'll get the cube for the wall
thank you I needed that
but happiest of the birthdays
no that's for $500
well that's good right
you can get something
and by the way don't think you're getting anything like that for your birthday
yeah yeah
pal
yeah
woo woo
woo woo
yeah yeah
yeah