Name: Bobby Lee Interrogates Rudy Under Oath!
Uploaded: 2024-04-04T16:00:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Interrogates Rudy Under Oath!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Interrogates Rudy Under Oath!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-04. Transcript available.

do you love me more than you love andrew oh i mean i know the answer i'm not
even
holding yeah go ahead just say it that's got to be a yes yes of course yeah
yeah um
out of the three oh this is hard oh no god is watching that's watching
out of those three who do you love the most andres yeah the second
god watching carlos right does macone give you the creeps no okay does carlos
give you the creeps no
does andres give you the creeps no macone who's kind of your age if he asked
you on a date all
right what she's hands on the bible hands on the bible hands on the bible if he
asked you on a date
would you go on a date with mccone no if you're single if you're single you
have a boyfriend
or do you not have a boyfriend anymore i still have a boyfriend yeah but if you
were
single yeah no okay no oh wait what too white yeah you'd have to get a tan yeah
he's too white
i want chocolate you want chocolate relax we know yeah the kid's got a sweet
tooth
do you still like your boyfriend yes you do that was fast do you think you love
him yes
okay are you in love with him mm-hmm wow no no god doesn't accept yes wow do
you view me
oh my god just do you view me as a family member yes bob
you know what's interesting about this it's fancy's day but we're really taking
all
i know really pulling all the focus it's not his show fuck it yeah we've got an
el mariachi the flag
yeah you got a flag you got gifts shut up fancy stop begging this is great this
is great keep your
hand on there yeah handle the bible yeah yeah um out of all of us in the room
aside from my friend here
okay the ones that work here right just name me the person that you would be
the least saddest that died
oh my god that's me it doesn't matter it's not you still love the person but
the least saddest god's
listening god's listening oh we already know who it is okay yeah yeah yeah but
it's because i haven't
known him hey hey hand on your heart okay no excuses for god god doesn't want
excuses yeah
do you have any more questions are good should we get carlos here yeah i'm
afraid he can't touch
that bible that'll hurt yeah you might fucking melt yeah what go ahead come
grab the bible and let's
give it to carlos yeah give it to carlos this is so much sweat you guys are all
sweating in the bible
it is actually very interesting it's a good well you and i haven't done it yeah
we will okay i want to
do it i want to have a chance but no what are you oh there you go yeah yeah carlos
wait like this
right hand on the bible carlos has there ever been a time where you wanted to
beat the shit out of me
no oh wait give me the bible i got mad at you in atlanta yeah but you wanted to
beat the
shit out of me no okay wait why in atlanta he was just like uh in a
particularly bad mood that night
and i it was like one of the only times i've ever gotten mad at bobby all right
i hit you hard i think
in the back of the head or something did i come back and just smack in the head
or something
yeah i forget what okay okay but you made it up taking me to waffle house yeah
thank you go ahead
have you been sober for the full 94 days yes
yes oh he's the guy yeah i know yeah i'm just gonna test him a little bit
have you had a glory hole recently no i looked up milking tables but no quarry
hole have you
ever swallowed hmm god is also listening to the questions i think he's okay
with the questions
i think he's okay with it yeah okay both yeah you're right have you ever
swallowed
come okay no your own come hmm yes oh god you don't we've all tried it no
no what do you yes you have in your life have tried your own come the bible
bring the bibles
never bring the bible never have you know what i don't want to play this game
i already don't want to play this game i'm not playing it i'm not playing it no
you have to i'm not
playing it we all are no no no no i never have never have you ever eaten your
own boogers never
hand of the bible never wow never have you ever stuck your finger in between
your butthole and smelled
it big time you've done that big time very good that's good big time yeah yeah
have you ever touched
another man's penis only with my butt
excuse me no hands okay i just but you
no no no i never have you never have no i never have with your leg yes
his penis with my leg yes you've brushed your penis against my leg
yeah yeah yeah god saw that god saw that yeah god liked it i don't think so no
i didn't
oh give it to me
this is gonna be so hard are we gonna get is this gonna be bad we're no we're
no this is not this is being truthful can i tell you though what
big fan of this book it's a great book no it is a really great book some really
good lessons in
there some good life structure bobby hand on your heart
i believe i really do believe in god so this is hard i do too i really do
believe in god what do
you mean go ahead who do you love in this room the most
jewels whoa
your second you're just go second ask me a second who's second you are
who's the least who i love the least in the room oh come on we know that's a
hard one that is
actually really hard i think it's a really hard i think i know yes i think it's
fancy
it's not carlos i think you're right on his birthday
that's amazing dude but it's so close you're so close dude last bad one
all right go ahead you know what's funny i tried to get you those desigual
shirts that you like so
much you know those stupid shirts you used to wear all the time a little
bullshit on them yeah yeah we literally try oh he's wearing one right now that's
a desigual shirt
desigual we what desigual it's spelled desigual right no desigual yeah we
looked up carlos
and i to try to find where we could get these shirts they're all permanently
closed there's no stores
anywhere they went out the only guy he's the only guy that we know that can
that wears these shirts wow
they don't sell them anywhere we were trying to buy him a whole bunch of them
you can't find them
yeah they're not good where do you get them from now espana so you order them
from spain i go there
and buy them how much does that shirt cost by the way i don't know 140. but the
stores in spain
they're open in spain right yeah okay yeah that just shows how behind they are
and my hands burning so
go ahead hand on your heart then okay would you ever a guy no okay dude hand on
the bible no put your
hand flat no there blowjob no it's who a guy who who yeah yeah well give me a
name give me a name yeah
idris ilba oh tom hardy no not tom hardy no kiss kiss there's a new guy there's
a new guy that i would
there's a new guy that's hot right now that i won who you know who oh yeah
which which one norm the
kid in dune timothy no no what do you mean austin butler elvis i would fuck i
would
fuck him hunk a hunk of burning love i would fuck austin butler out my hand on
my bible yeah yeah oh my
god i'll fuck suck it why why do you have no chance no chance yeah he's not you're
not his style
has you to be so fun you know what's so funny yeah here's what why you just
said that because i said
that i love you the least and i'm gonna be on my hand in the bible dude it's so
close i can't even
you know what i mean okay yeah it's so close i like i love all three of you who's
the second to the last
of who i love macon it goes you me carlos macon yeah exactly in that order it's
not hard
because i've known carlos for so long yeah you know i love i feel you know
empathy for him
there's a sadness about him that i just root for you know it's in his eyes yeah
are we done
with this part yeah but be nice to it thank you
you