Name: Bobby Got Back! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Got Back! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-05. Transcript available.

Big butts and I like them. I cannot lie over the big ones cannot lie that much.
I like them like flat ones
Really? Why not?
But yeah, you got a little you got a lot. I like a good shit. I think you gotta
have a nice
That's fine. No, you got to have a nice thick butt because now we're excluding
excluding. Well, it's easier to get in from the back
That's why
Kind of hurt so bad. Well, it's true. It's just too much of a barrier. You can't
fuck a big butt girl
You'll never get there. You'll never get there, but I can try it will be
whispering at it
Is it better with big butts?
The sex yeah, do they like big butts are the best you can hold on to them, but
do they also grip the
Yes, they do
Yes, they do they do
So you remember that guy that got his hand caught in the canyon and he died or
he chopped his hand off
You mean 127 hours? Yeah. Yeah. No, that's gonna be my dick in a big butt. Yeah,
that's right. Y'all have to cut it off
I can't get there
You have to slice it off
Nancy, do you remember what's your most memorable birthday? What's what's a
great birthday memory?
I think exactly 10 years ago, uh, George and the guys took me to the desert
And we did a huge party there with a lot of my friends
Was there mushrooms and acid involved? Yes. Did you do drugs?
I didn't do drugs. What did you do?
I forgot what the cactus then
What are you Oscar?
I don't know
Peyote
Oh peyote
You did peyote who had peyote in your group? George. It's gotta be George. Yeah
What is his deal?
Because you know he he has chickens and and eggs
Yeah, I know he does all that peyote eggs
He's so weird. He loves it. So you smoked peyote
Uh-huh some of my friends started like running around like they they fell
through cliffs
It was really fun. You enjoyed that. Oh, it must have been a wild time. Yeah,
wild time. But now
Father you're a dad. You're an old dad. I'm here on my birthday
Oh, okay. Which is better
Well, it is okay
Did those guys get you a mariachi band?
Okay, I mean they took you to the fucking desert. I'll take you to the desert
I wonder what I want September when i'm 53 you're thinking about your gifts
already
I want a band. I want a band. I want what you got
I want clothes. Yeah, but you want like a famous band to come play for you. You
wouldn't say green day. Get me green. Get me green day
You want me to get you green day for your birthday? Yeah, I think they would do
it
Yeah, for a lot of money. No, I think they would. What do you mean? I know them
So they would play your 53rd. I think if you ask billy joel, he'll come in and
do an acoustic song
In our studio. Yep
Okay, he sent me coffee
Oh, that's the same thing
I don't think I could ever convince a famous band like that to ever do. I mean
you could do it
You have that kind of pull. I don't have that. Oh my god. This guy. I swear to
god. Can I just tell you?
I mean, I I can't even
What are you talking about? I'm not friends. It's just the conversations I have
with people in in in this town
It's just like you're on fire right now talking to anybody in the town
I'm just saying you know so many people you
Andrew I have a question. Go ahead. Here she is
is Zac Efron really
Really hot and ask me. I met him too and smells good. He does smell very good.
Yes. He's just like so heavenly
He's very he's a very pretty man, but you know tito bobby got to hug him for 10
seconds straight
How did it feel?
Mucho mucho, you know
Mucho mucho
It's very good all hard. He's hard. I mean, he's just a
When you look at his eyes are beautiful
He's got such a great face. It's chiseled
But you can I say this too? He's
Super sweet. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. I know you could just tell
like, you know
He just kind of you know, I mean, he was just so real with me and so nice and
and um
Giving so was john. I mean, that was a great, you know, that was a great, um
encounter
It was a good moment in time for loved it
It was and you know what?
You'll never get to meet him. It's okay
I thought about bringing you though, didn't I? I said maybe we should we bring
her no
Would you buy you don't want to meet him? No. Well, I don't want to meet your
heroes type of thing. He'll let you down
I just don't want to but also jewels
She admitted to me the other day. She gets recognized now on the streets
Really? Finally. Yeah, it's you're really getting you like embracing. I don't
like it. You love it kinda
No, because I'm just like I don't use my brain when I go out and then they're
just like rudy and I'm just like
I don't different than when you're here
Whoa snipe yeah
And why'd you why'd you meet miss long beach?
Who's miss long beach? Huh? We had a big long beach show that you didn't show
up to. Oh, yeah
What was that about? Because I had to we're we're fostering puppies and no one
had
Oh, you fucking bitch creature of the night. I know fentanyl was gonna walk in
here. Yeah, dude. You came at a bad time
Yeah, yeah get in here get any of you fucking lady
Yeah, yeah, come on in you don't want don't want to do it
Do you remember her?
Does it your back hurt when you walk you just seem like your back hurts when
you walk?
It's just big
Oh, how are those good?
Those are great. Yeah 1099
Hi, how are you?
McCone say hello
You didn't say hi?
Hi, I yeah
Be nice
Um
Carlos say hello
Where?
Hi, Illinois
Yeah, because you you've known Carlos as much as a long as I've been a long
time
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, and you saw him do stand-up back in the day
I wouldn't call it stand-up
Yeah, yeah
He's a one-man show
What would you call what Carlos used to do back in the day?
Uh get on stage
Get on stage
Yeah, here we go
Yeah, yeah
He would go up there
Yeah, I would talk
And then he would run down
Who's this generation?
Who was around?
He was terrified
Like esther was around
Was tony hinchclap back back then?
Oh, yeah
Tony, you
Matt Edgar
Who bought the worst out of all the people that were in that group?
Hi, how are you?
Yeah
I'm not answering that
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So Eleanor was a waitress at the store for many years
Yes
And then server
She became a stand-up
And um, she
She went
I think you're the only person that I went that went from server
At least at the store
To become a paid regular at the store and become a legitimate
Headliner comic
Is that true?
Are you the only server?
Well, because I didn't start as a comic
So yeah, I think that's what
Yeah
Any waitress that turned comic
Mitzi got rid of immediately
They were terrible
Wait, well, they were bad
Or it was like part of the thing where she was gonna
No, they were just terrible
Oh, okay
Are there servers now that want to do stand-up that hasn't done it?
Yeah, like Punky Johnson
Yeah
It's pretty incredible
But she started as a comic
Right, and then she got a job there
That's incredible
Yeah
So what she did I think is more impressive
No?
She's on SNL
Yeah, I think that's a huge thing
Wild
Giant
But you led the way
You led the way
You're the Ellen
I am
You're the Ellen
Yeah, I'm the Ellen
And um
I like this look on you
Do I look nice?
No
Oh, come on
Yeah
I like it though
Smells so good
Thank you
It's vanilla
I can't get white enough
I just rub it in
What does she smell like, Eleanor?
We never really know
Because she kind of wafts in and wafts out
Lean in
Yeah, she smells not
Lean in
You want me to really?
Yeah, sniff
She smells good
Why'd you make me do that?
I don't know, but you did it
She smells very good
Not like the jungle or anything like that, huh?
Give me the Bible again
Give me the Bible again
That's not nice
Give me the Bible again
No, it smells nice
Eleanor, I want to say something right now
On the Bible?
My hand on the Bible, right?
I fucking hated you so much for so long
You don't need the Bible for that
I know
I know I don't
For so fucking long
And when you started becoming a comic
And then you became funny
It used to burn my soul
So you're saying I wasn't funny before
No, I didn't really know you that well
I think once I moved to LA, we hated each other
No, it wasn't instantly
We used to hang out
A little bit, yeah
What happened?
We've already gone through years of talking about it
Yeah, well, we're on the show now
I know, all right
Well, she
Well, you know Bobby
Yeah, yes
That's it
Yeah, okay, that's right
You know what?
That's fucking rude
I get it
I actually get it now
I've had problems with many, many people
But you solved them
Amazing
I don't solve them
Some of them are still problems
But guess what?
I don't give a fuck
Yeah, you should
I will go down fighting
Good
You should
You know what I mean?
I'm going to be that guy
Yeah
Who's that guy?
You're going to be you
What?
Who is that guy?
Fucking
What do you see?
An idiot
No
No
No
No
No