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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Worst Night for Comedy Shows! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-06. Transcript available.

- Eleanor, are you promoting a movie or a special?
- Yeah, big movie, my special.
- Are you promoting a patee kebop?
What the fuck was that?
- Are you promoting something?
- Yeah.
- You know she's promoting a special.
- I know she is.
- Eleanor, tell Bobby what a comedy special is.
Or I mean your comedy special.
- Hold on a second.
- That came out wrong.
- Bobby, can I ask you a question?
- That came out wrong.
- You still don't have a special?
- No.
- Why?
- You just don't want to?
- I'll do what I do.
- Every day is a special for Bobby.
- Okay.
- Right.
- Special means.
- It does, it does, it does.
That's fantastic.
- I might be.
- Okay, fine.
- I'll defend Robert right now.
I'll defend him.
- No, I don't want to even,
it's not, you're here on the program, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- To talk about your special.
- Yes.
- It has nothing to do with me.
- I'm just curious.
- Yeah, but let's talk about his.
- Okay.
- I think, I think Bobby hasn't put out a special
because he.
- Nobody wants to do one.
- What?
- What?
- No, people will do one with you.
I think you don't want to do it because you're-
- Afraid.
- You're a little afraid of it
because it's a daunting task.
As any comic knows, it's a fucking nightmare.
- Yeah.
- It's a nightmare.
- And you've chosen to not
and still had a successful career.
So why-
- It's pretty impressive, by the way.
- It's amazing.
- But you've done Comedy Central Presents
and things like that?
- Nothing.
He's never done any TV.
- Shut it.
- I did the Tonight Show a long time ago.
I did a premium blend.
- Premium blend?
- A couple of K-Locos.
- You did two K-Locos.
- A couple of K-Locos.
- That's a thing though.
It's not a, like a full whatever, but-
- Yeah.
- Give you guys a question, if I may.
- You did, you did.
- You know what?
I'm in a corner.
- But you do have a great career.
- That's why-
- May I defend myself?
- Well, I defended you.
I said something mean.
- I know, I'm just gonna say my piece.
Let me say my piece
'cause everyone's giggling
a little school children right now, dude.
It'd be on my back.
Okay, la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
- Fun time.
- Ha-ha-ha-ha, laugh.
Laugh at my expense.
- Bob, it's-
- No, I'm not done.
- Okay.
- Eleanor, tell us about what's special.
- It's called-
- What's it called?
- Let me talk, though.
- No, fuck you, what's it called?
- Fuck you, dude.
- Fuck you, shut up.
- All right.
- What's it called?
- No Country for Old Women.
- Oh, I like that.
- I love it.
- Oh, I like that.
- That's a great one.
- Tell me it's not spelled C-U-N-T.
- I wanted it.
- I know you did.
- But you know, don't be an asshole.
- But you know what's gonna happen
is the streamers will be like,
we can't broadcast.
- We can't.
- Yeah, I know.
No Country for Old Women is so good.
- When is it gonna be released?
- It's out.
- I love it.
- Thank you for watching.
- I loved it.
- Yeah, you loved it.
Tell her your favorite joke.
- I think I sent you a-
- Yeah, you did.
- I think I did.
- You did send me something
and I never looked at it.
I'm so sorry.
- Interesting.
- Yeah.
- Tell us your favorite joke.
- Oh, the thing where you go .
- But that's your bit.
- My favorite bit.
That's my favorite.
- That's such a good opener.
- That's your bit.
- Oh, that it is, yeah, yeah.
- Where did you film it?
- At the store, in the original room.
- The best.
- That's great.
- I don't know about how that's the greatest room.
There's something about that that's magical.
- It really is.
I got lucky, like my friend Lexi directed it
and she loved, she was a comic with Carlos and I,
like back in the day when we-
- She's hot, dude.
- Lexi Shoemaker and-
- Thanks, dude.
- She really lit up the room perfectly
and like kept it 'cause I really wanted to show the OR.
- Did you do it on a weeknight or a weekend?
- Sunday.
- Wow. - Perfect.
- That's great.
- One of my favorite nights in that fucking room
was old Sunday nights. - It really is.
- I don't know, it's just Sunday and like-
- The energy is insane.
- What's the worst night in the OR?
This is a better question.
- Tuesday.
- Tuesday!
- Ah, that's up there.
- We just did this last night for some reason.
I set, Brennan goes-
- Even a Wednesday could be too.
- Sometimes, but Tuesday is, I don't know what Tuesday is.
It does-
- Last night-
- Let's change that, by the way, audience people
that go to this comedy store.
- Yeah, let's get it together.
- Cut it out on fucking Tuesday.
- Last night I called you, why?
- Bad set.
I had a terrible set in the OR.
- He called me and honestly, of all the years
that we joke on the phone,
this was like a, I actually felt bad.
I told him I'd come meet up with him
because he was being genuine.
He was like, "I'm really in a bad place."
And I said, "Well, what's going on?"
I got like, honestly concerned.
I thought something maybe happened.
- God forbid.
I'm embarrassed.
I fucking felt embarrassed.
I got in my car the moment I got off stage-
- I did the same thing.
- He goes, "Somebody stood in the fr-"
- There's a fucking-
- All right.
- What? Go ahead.
What happened?
- I can't believe it.
- One of the servers was like-
- The gay guy.
- Okay.
- I'm sorry, he happens to be gay.
- Oh, what did he do?
- He was stuck in a guy's dick.
- He was standing there in the middle.
I'm doing a setup of a joke.
- Are you in OR or main room?
- Main room.
- Oh.
- He's standing in the front of the fucking-
Just standing there.
- Taking an order.
- I don't know why he's just standing there like this,
pulling focus, and I wanted to-
I was so mad I was gonna go,
"What are you doing?"
- Because you were there when the Mitzi was around,
how fast would that person be fired?
- Fast.
- Immediately.
- Same night.
- Yeah.
- I'd have to ask them to leave
and just take the tray out of their hand.
- Yeah.
- But this is what-
- It happened a million times.
- Well, because you know when you were serving,
people got fired.
- You were not to be seen.
- Right.
- But this is what happened last night.
- It's not called the Beatrice store,
it's called the Comedy Store.
- Yeah, thank you.
- She said it on repeat.
- She said that all the time.
- All the time. - Thank you.
- Wow.
- I walked off stage, I went to the manager,
I got in the car, I called him out,
I was literally like, "I think I'm gonna drink."
- Yeah, he really was.
You were in one of those weird places
where I could tell you were pretty dark.
- So when you bomb like that, it's embarrassing.
- Listen, I bombed in the OR last night
and I got, everybody was like, "Hey, where are you going?"
I go, "I gotta get something out of my car."
And I just left, just left.
- Isn't that funny?
We all do that.
- Like a real twat.
- You look at your shoes and you go, "I gotta get a..."
- Yeah, I'm gonna get a...
- You know what my trick is when I wanna go.
- What?
- I go on the phone.
I gotta...
- Oh, the phone is great.
- I go, "Fuck, I'm sorry."
I gotta...
- I gotta take this.
- And then the moment I get in the car.
- It's 1:00 a.m.
- Phone down, driving sad, staring off into the abyss.
What wall could I hit?
- Will that ever go away?
- No!
- I hope not.
- No!
- 'Cause that means you care.
You still care that you didn't do well or whatever.
I'm sure you did fine, but you had that moment
that made you rethink every single...
- I'm sure you did fine.
- No.
- No, you did.
- Even the piano player was like...
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And he always plays.
Chris.
- Yeah, Chris.
- He always is fun.
And he was just like...
- Eleanor, can we talk about your specials available right now?
- Yeah.
- No country for old women.
You see it right now.
- Yes.
- YouTubes.
- And it's on the Comedy...
I mean, I keep saying that.
Comedy Store YouTube.
- Comedy Store YouTube.
- You know how Mitzi always wanted the Comedy Channel?
- Yeah.
- So we had all this paper.
Like, she had everything made up.
It's a Comedy Channel, Comedy Channel.
And then the Comedy Central took it.
- Yeah.
- And she lost her fucking mind.
- Yeah, she should have.
- But she still had all that paperwork.
So a lot of times I'd send stuff out and it'd be like on Comedy Channel,
letterhead and Comedy Channel envelopes.
And she's like, "Just use them."
And I'm like, "Okay."
So I went and people were like, "What the fuck is the Comedy Channel?"
And I'm like, "I don't want to get into it."
- It's not a thing.
- Yeah, it's a subsidiary of Comedy Central.
- And you would make me use those to send Mosley to the Comedy Store in England
to tell them to stop and using their name.
- Please.
- I just...
Why am I standing there?
- I can't wait.
I want to watch it.
- I haven't taken a good picture in that club since I fucking got in there.
Every time they get a photo of me, I'm like, "Ugh."
I'm like a gangly moron in the hallway.
- Like, how did you beat down syndrome?
Like, every single fucking picture.
- How long did you and Andrew Dice date?
I forget.
- Like five years.
- What's that like?
I mean, Andrew Dice-- - It's Andrew Dice Clay.
- I mean, what's that like?
- It's like our videos.
- Right. - It's a fact.
- That same relationship when you guys are together.
- Screaming at each other.
- Same thing. - Constant.
- Always.
- You know when Dice, every time he sees me,
he'll pull over and we'll talk for an hour.
That's how much I love him.
- Yeah, and he loves you too.
- Yeah, he's, what a great guy.
Legend.
I don't know him, I don't know him.
- We really had a lot of fun together.
Oh, that's the SAG Awards when he did A Star Is Born.
Shit.
- Oh yeah, he played the dad.
- He was great.
He played Lady Gaga and the dad.
- He was great in that.
- So he didn't have a girlfriend at the time,
so he was like, "Hey, we're nominated as an ensemble cast."
So he was like, "I don't wanna go by myself.
I feel like a dick."
So I went with him.
- Did you guys have a blast?
- We did, we had so much fun.
- Did you meet Lady Gaga?
- Of course, Eddie Griffin was there.
I was on set with him most of the whole time,
but Eddie Griffin was there, so I was more comfortable.
Eddie was in the movie.
- Did you see the movie?
- Yeah.
- Eddie Griffin was in Stars Born?
- Yeah.
- What do you play?
- He's the star.
- It's about him.
It's him and Bradley Cooper.
They're besties.
Dave Chappelle was in it.
- I know Chappelle was in it.
Eddie Griffin was in it.
- All the good comics.
- See?
- All the good comics.
- In the scene, though.
Okay, let's end the part, I would sit so long.
- What's your problem?
- What is this?
- We promote the, we promote, it's great.
I loved her.
- Be nice.
- You didn't even watch the piece of shit.
- I don't know why we made up.
- Hey, hey, I'm sorry.
I love you.
And I'm gonna watch a special and I'm gonna promote it.
- I want you to watch it and give me notes on what you like.
- Well, in fact, I'll go on my Instagram and I'll-
- I'll just give you two clips.
Can you watch a clip?
- He'll watch a clip.
- Not only that, send me a clip on my Instagram
and I will post it on my Instagram.
- I don't even know where it is.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
- And I need some followers.
I'm gonna do you a fave.
- You do have followers.
- Yeah, so it'll be great.
*outro music*