Name: Bobby's New Tattoo Looks Like Andrew Santino
Uploaded: 2024-04-17T16:00:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's New Tattoo Looks Like Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby's New Tattoo Looks Like Andrew Santino' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-17. Transcript available.

saturday morning i woke up i wait so i went to the um la valencia hotel spent
the night there
went to the store and then spent the night there to give dan a 40 or 40 year
cake i saw the photo
at his 40 men's meeting 40 year sober anniversary cake oh shout out dan and
then it was great
because it looked like a supermarket cake didn't miss that i'll tell you that
you're really gonna
piss me off today i'm not in the mood to play right now i mean what what does
one hat number
one do you know how a meetings work no okay so every week and carlos can back
me up right you look
like a supermarket cake you're a piece of piece of so this is how it works was
it was it it was just
this is how it works where was it was it ralph's i don't know i didn't even
look at the cake it was
vons yeah this is how it works john every year they they do like a you know
they do a group census
not group a group meeting where they nominate people that do like chairs it's
always a newcomer
and they go who wants the cake commitment some newcomer raises says i'll do it
so every week his job
is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting right i don't
know where the it's from
but that's not the point of the birthday i see 40 years of sobriety is a huge
deal man that's why
i thought it would be a better cake
what's wrong dude i honestly wow i love it yeah they didn't say sober for 40
years for the cake
yeah yeah yeah but kind of you've been mopping off dude it's the baby i think
it's keeping
him up at night he's getting a little bitter and angry anyway so i went to this
men's meeting
look at that you look like a highlighter by the way you look like a stupid
highlighter
right he looks like a highlighter look at him he wants to notice so
yeah it's look how loud that outfit is it's like he fell out of a time portal
from 86.
it's insane it's just yeah you do can i see something mccone and i'm being
honest yep you
don't look good it looks ridiculous when you go outside it's like you look like
a nerd like no
but not the candy right yeah the colors of the nerds candy colors of the candy
yeah you do not even
a nerd yeah you're not even cool enough to be a nerd yeah yeah you're the nerd
candy it's like
these are colors that are so unnatural and they don't even look good i love you
man you look i
love you too but is that what the kids are doing so this was actually like here
we go here was like
a 20 minute explanation i wanted to buy this when i was in like middle school
but like by what like
old tyler the creator but i couldn't afford that back when i was like in middle
school or high school
so now i was just like you know what i know it's very loud but you know live
that out
it's your come over here i want to see your whole outfit god you're such a wiener
what a wiener
yeah yeah okay that's loud yeah yeah your outfit is screaming right now i gave
you that jacket
it blends in exactly with the show look at where we are you did great i blend
in more with the show
than you do whoa it's offensive careful go sit back in the booth before you get
assaulted so he's just
i've been gone for three months so he just disrespects you like a hundred
percent he does
it all the time it's non-stop wow i can't believe how things have changed
around here no no no you
don't have no way to i literally just got so angry like i haven't been that
angry i'm not kidding you
why are you just internalizing it usually i didn't know what to do i was like
am i gonna
am i gonna go to prison right now dude he literally crossed the line he does it
all the
time his tone if you stabbed him you wouldn't even see the blood on that outfit
wow wow you know what
i am gonna dictate my behavior based on your behavior me not you i know i was
looking at you i'm sorry
you're the only bright spot in the room that's why i can only look at you jess
let's show off your
tattoos that's what i really want to see okay show off the tats it's new tats
we haven't even talked
so i got this one comedy store the comedy store one such a good it's actually
so cool it's like
fine needle right fine needle i love that and i got this uh mad tv one it's me
he got me on his arm
yeah and the next two three i'm gonna get is i'm gonna get a bad friends yeah i'm
gonna get an arsenal
one dope yeah are you gonna get the cannon yeah the cannon yeah and then i'm
gonna get a tiger belly
hmm i'm kidding yeah yeah and i think that's it well let me say this do you
know the name of the
mad tv character i'd be interested to know who knows in this room without
looking it up raise your hand
hold on no no don't say it out loud don't say it out loud do you know i thought
i did but now i can't
think it's a it's three three three well it's it's uh two words and a a e n
yeah yeah do you know it
macone you do alfred e newman alfred e newman alfred do you know the the
historic history behind
alfred e newman yeah i mean like i know like the mad magazine and he was
originally like a one-off
character and then quickly into the mag is like 10 or so years into the initial
run of the magazine
it became like the forefront and they put him up for president every year until
the elections got too
ridiculous do you know why the name alfred e newman do you know why the name i
don't even know do you
guys know look it up i feel like you don't know yeah you're like i don't know
either just tell us
don't look it up don't look it up you tell us maybe he doesn't know hey hey don't
look it up
you tell us you face i don't like the games you play hey yeah i don't know
i knew it i knew it i knew it dude i knew it now look it up yeah yeah i caught
you dude the precise
uh yeah among the earliest images advertised for al almore's mince meat so it
was based on someone
look at those images they pulled from so dope that one on the right that's me
that's you that's 100 me
fancy fuck you when 1908 what yeah 1908 uh an antiquamania tablet calendar wow
so the character
goes that back that far well it's based no it's drawing based on the oh yeah me
worry why i buy auto
parts from james evans right so look that was another ad from 1930 they pulled
from because they used to
alfred e newman used to have a phrase that said me worry oh right yeah yeah
yeah so they kind of bit
that so they stole that from the 50s from another wow so he was stolen so this
is your you're rocking
stolen valor tattoo right now yeah stolen valor it's kind of crazy yeah it's
crazy i had no i never asked
when i was on the show what it was about or what it meant new boy 1894 wow what's
the good of anything
nothing i gotta tell you that looks exactly like me as a kid yeah you're alfred
e newman dude whoa i wish
do the smile that's the guy dude if i had wow if i had if i had a gap in my
front teeth it'd be
exactly like on me me where yeah his catchphrase is what me worry it's really
funny and they used
to say that on the magazine what me worry question mark i liked the back of the
magazine where you had
the match the thing the folding paper i like that yeah that was very cool that
was fun do you remember
mad magazine do you ever have it it was like as a little girl oh too much yeah
yeah it was yeah it was
too much i don't know i never got into it as a little girl the name alfred e
newman derived
from the comedian uh henry morgan's here's morgan radio series on mutual abc
and nbc character on the
show the name the reference to the composer alfred newman who scored many films
and composed the
familiar fanfare that accompanies 20th century fox's opening film logo wow the
guy that's in
that's mgm oh sorry my bad