Name: Bobby Lee Will Not Stand For This!
Uploaded: 2024-04-24T16:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Will Not Stand For This!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Will Not Stand For This!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-24. Transcript available.

- And I woke up like,
da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
where I just,
da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
and my cats were like,
da-na-na-na-na-na-na.
It was like, we were in,
and then faces, man.
- Man.
- Bringing me down today, dude.
- Scum nuggets over there.
- Why? What did I do?
- What did he do, guys?
- You didn't do anything.
- I'm a good employer!
- Can I just say something?
- Yeah.
- You were mad at me.
- For what?
- The next morning.
You were acting nice and proud of me today,
but the next morning when I saw you,
you were pretty upset with me for getting laid.
- No, he wasn't upset at the fact that you got laid.
- Thank you, Andrew.
- That's an insane comment.
- Pure insanity.
- You know better. - Maybe selfish.
You're right.
- No, he's not upset that you got laid.
- Thank you, Andrew. - At all.
- He got upset because he didn't get laid.
- No, I don't need to get laid.
It was still a good experience.
- It's almost like you guys before the show
talked about with him.
It feels like all of you guys had like a meeting
about how to with him.
Doesn't it feel that way?
- It does feel.
I feel like being even with the kid.
- Yeah.
- His tone earlier was not good.
- Oh, dude.
Attitude Magood over there.
That was, I mean, talk about.
- Maybe, is it something that I can change?
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't think you did anything.
- I know, but I'm just, I'm just from the,
from my employees.
What is something that I can do to change?
- Well, this is an opportunity to make a comment.
This is HR.
- So let's hear it.
- Hmm.
You do owe me a hundred dollars.
- Holy shit.
- Holy shit.
- I swear to God.
When he said that, my eyes started vibrating.
I think it's rage.
- Dude.
- Dude, it's, it's like.
- It's funny.
- It's rage.
Okay. So you'll get that.
- No, I don't want it.
- No, you're going to get it.
Oh, you're going to get it, buddy.
You want it.
You got it.
- You'll get it.
- You got it.
Yes. Carlos.
- I'll give you interest.
- Oh, wow.
What's interest worth nowadays?
What's the, what's the, what's interest?
- I'm not going to give him monetary interest.
I'm going to give him something else.
- Something better.
- Something better.
- Yeah. Something that.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Oh, no, you're not gonna like it.
- You know what's funny?
So yesterday I got you and Andrew a present
for the end of the tour.
So while you're preparing for this,
remember that I have a present coming.
- Do we get it at the end of the tour?
We get it right now.
- No, you get it at the end of the tour,
but I had to throw it in there.
- Is this because you've ordered it
and it hasn't come yet
or you actually haven't gotten anything,
but you're thinking about it right now.
- No, I ordered it and it hasn't come.
- I don't think you ordered it.
- No, I swear to God, I did everything last night.
- And let me ask you a real question.
Did we pay for it?
- No.
- Let me ask you another question.
Let me ask you another question.
- We did, didn't we?
- No, of course not.
- Yes, we did.
- No, I promise no.
- Oh, come on.
- I'm gonna see a charge on the company card.
- I literally promise you I paid for it.
- Okay.
- It would have been nice if you would have held that detail
and then just gave it to us.
It would have been such a big surprise.
- I know, but I had to throw it in there.
'Cause- - Right now you did?
- Yes.
- That's what I got fired before the end of the tour.
- Exactly.
- He's trying to swim his way upstream now.
He's so far down, he's trying to get back.
And it's not gonna work, but it's okay.
Let's start off on a better note.
We had a great morning.
You and I were singing this morning.
I was singing, I was playing with a dog.
- What song were you singing?
- I'll play it, but you, I couldn't,
we won't be able to play it on the show
because it's obviously copywritten.
But dude, I mean, honestly, I'll say it right now.
'Cause the audience can't hear it.
Roddy Ricch is my favorite get hyped rapper right now.
I fucking love Roddy Ricch.
Everything he makes, I'm always like,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It gets me in my feels, dude.
What is, I don't know.
His voice is perfect.
His rhythms are always, his beats are so good.
They're so, ugh.
I don't know, man.
I fuck with Roddy Ricch.
Hard.
Roddy, get at me.
Come say what's up to bad friends.
Roddy Ricch on this show would be amazing.
- Come, come, come, Roddy, Roddy.
Anyway.
- I know, you don't like black music.
- I love it. - Exactly.
- I'm gonna get Roddy Ricch.
- All music is black music, actually.
So you do like black music.
You don't like hip-hop.
- It all stems from blues, some jazz.
- It all stems from tribal music,
'cause we're really gonna go way back.
- Let's go way back, you know what I mean?
- Let's go way, way back.
- If you go way back, it's from noise.
If you go way, way back, you know what I mean?
- When we were organisms?
- Well, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Amoebas.
- Amoebas.
- Is that an amoeba?
- Can you imagine even black little amoebas like...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They could beatbox when they were like little microorganisms?
- Agent amoebas.
- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
- Anyway, let's go.
So I'm happy for you.
Let's move on.
You know what I mean?
That was a great...
But you know, it's very, very good.
Very, very, very, very good.
So what I wanna say is, you know, it's the end of the tour.
We have a couple more left.
- We have Tucson and Vegas and that's it.
- Yeah, maybe we'll go back in 2026.
- We're gonna take some time off.
- '25, we'll take some time off for the rest of the year.
- Well, I mean, in the United States, that is.
We're going to Australia at the end of the year.
Tickets will be coming on sale soon.
People keep asking us.
Australia, we're coming down.
And we're going to Dubai, which is a one-off, one show.
- So, you know, it's a little sad,
but we're gonna see each other every week here on the pod.
We see each other at the club.
- Nothing's gonna change. - And we hang out.
- Yeah, nothing's gonna change.
- Everything's gonna be good.
- No, are you feeling a little anxious about it?
You do sound like you're a little sad.
I do think it was a little weird
'cause when I said to you the tour is almost over,
you did kind of react where I think you might,
it's a little bit of a melancholy thing for you.
- Well, you know, the truth be told, it is sad
because when I go on the road alone, it's just not as fun.
- It's totally different.
- Yeah, it's, I'm by myself.
I have some openers.
There's more pressure, I think.
- Yeah.
- Because of the fact that it's my thing, you know?
And it's just fun to, like, you know, when you're on stage,
especially in the standup portions,
I know that they're getting a good show.
- Same.
- You know, so it's like--
- And then we go out together,
and then the best part is we go eat a great meal.
- Yeah, so it's been really fun.
It saved my life, actually, last year.
- You think so?
- Yeah, those early dates really saved my life, man.
I was in a bad state.
So, you know, I just kind of look at it all.
You know, life, there's a lot of curve balls right now.
There's a lot of things happening.
And it's like, you know, I had said, I think, earlier on
that I go, I think 2024 is the best year I've ever had.
- Wow.
- But now certain things are happening that are,
there's some roadblocks and some trials and tribulations,
you know, and I, you know, but I'm still finding joy in it,
you know, because I know everything passes.
Nothing is forever.
Everything passes.
- This too shall pass.
- Yeah.
- Don't you think?
- I totally agree.
I believe in that wholeheartedly.
- When I see that video of me as a kid,
you know, on my Instagram, where I was,
you know what I mean, doing standup,
and I'm watching, you know, at the restaurant working.
I, when I look at that guy, I go,
"Oh, that guy was riddled with all these problems
and issues and with people and circumstances
and scenarios."
And none of those things should have been an issue
'cause I don't even know what they were.
- Yeah, but how nice.
- But we worried so hard, when you're young,
you worry so hard about the things that are going on.
Like, I'm never gonna have this and that.
And then none of that came true.
And so it's like, right now I'm trying to go,
in five years, I'm gonna look back at now and go,
"Oh, why did I worry about that?"
You know, so I'm not, I don't wanna worry about it now,
because as you get older, you know, the end's coming, man.
- And soon that ends.
- Did you see his laughter, so?
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's crazy, dude.
- And what is it?
The end is near and right that soon.
Judgment cometh and right that soon, you know?
- You know, Andreas, when I die and I look down,
'cause I will be looking down at my services
and my funeral and stuff.
- Ow.
I think he means 'cause you're in the casket.
- No, I think he means I'm in hell.
- I think he means in the casket.
- No, no.
- That's what I think we, you know what's interesting is,
you will be looking up from the casket
at the people surrounding you crying.
- Regardless of where I'm at.
- And I think about me, I'll be cremated,
but I'll be, so I'll be a lump of dust,
but I'll want them to save my eyes.
So I just want the lump of cremation with pop-pop,
two little eyeballs.
- Dude, that's so good.
- Is that funny?
- Maybe your lips too.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But it's like.
- Yeah, eyes, lips, and it's on a, oh my God.
- It's me doing the Bobby Mom face?
- Yeah.
You know what, can you do it in a bag?
- Yeah, what, in a bag?
- A clear bag with your eyes, your lips,
and I'm gonna put a hook on it,
and for every Christmas, it's gonna be an ornament.
- Yeah.