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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Obsessed w/ Nic Cage New Movie' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-27. Transcript available.

last night you told me a couple days ago you said to watch um dream scenario
yeah with on hbo and
anyone any bad friends fans dude you got to watch this movie it's incredible it's
incredible oh but
i was thinking about his career and i'm just so like look what he's done i know
lord of war but
what he did was you know he disappeared for because he did a movie called um
that christian movie that
it was the one the worst movies ever made what was it called it was called he's
a pilot yeah it's a
pilot it's one of the worst movies ever made what left alone left alone he did
a left alone it left
alone got i'm going to show you left alone on the um he can look it up up there
yeah what did he get
on rotten tomatoes what it just what a career he's had he's incredible but he
had that let so he had
the you know that time always to be a uh a movie star like an action hero and
he won an oscar in
order to become an action hero which is kind of insane can't do that these days
but in the there
was a gap there a decade where he was doing small movies independent movies i
think mandy is what
kind of like when people you know kind of turn people's heads like interesting
yeah god he must
be doing like he at that back then he must be doing three films a year river
valley girl oh my look at
the amount of work he's done this guy how could you do that much he loves it so
much he goes from set to
set yeah no i mean i get it if you have the opportunity i understand it but
also that how
overwhelming yeah where is life that's what gets scary to me where is life when
you're so inundated
with so much work i think about that with my buddy our pal oh by the way moonstruck
what a good
great movie dude uh oh my god it could happen to you it could happen you was
great adaptation was
phenomenal yeah you can name so many of these movies raising arizona is still
my favorite
um and by the way let's don't get me started on go down a little bit don't get
me started on ant
bully i mean what is that i don't know dude this guy's been so many movies he
he's in so many movies
that some of them sound like they made them up and put them in there to see if
you'd notice yeah
like like i don't know creek or lake or something yeah creek or lake
this goes out there to everybody this is not just reference to the film
industry i'm talking about
some of our fans out there and i mean this i'm gonna say this to you because i
had a conversation
with a friend of ours uh a friend of our family i can't say who it's they're
private but they were
saying how they're they're feeling like they might be burning out a little bit
just like overworking
and they're not a comedian they just work in our industry and i was like oh you
really have to take time
because it's dangerous when you're when you let yourself be a part of something
and you don't get
to do you a little bit and she was like haha you know trying my best but i'm
dragging myself around
blah blah blah and i was like i'm actually being serious i'm like being genuine
because i've learned
if i don't do that i get emotionally dark deep down like i've taken this whole
week of doing stand up
off now that we're back i feel great you seem great i get to walk to coffee in
the morning with
the dog i get an extra couple hours at home like it just feels nice to be able
to like exercise do the
pod take a break mentally go to a nice dinner i mean that for our fans too you
got to do things
for you sometimes yeah i told you the other day you're taking a walk with your
wife yeah just nice
just like get the out of your because sometimes if all you're doing is working
like these like our fans
too some people are just working working working working working if you don't
take any time for
you i'm telling you it's so bad for your brain were you just kidding the other
day when you go i
wasn't going to do family food or no i mean yeah i think it was yesterday you
know what bud i'm not
going to do it yeah i wanted to see your reaction why because if i gave you an
out what you would have
gotten out yeah no no if you weren't excited for me to be there i wouldn't have
felt guy guy guy
i'm doing it for us okay i'm doing it for us i'm doing it for our family but
here's the thing
i called you to check you to see i wonder if he really wants me to do it and i
said because it's
the lee family and i'm not a lee you dude you're i love a lee there is a lee
that i love you're a close
to me like you are like a family member you're like you feel you feel you're a
brother to me well
then why what are we talking about it was an ego i mean i just wanted you to
these are like third
cousins cousins yeah third yeah like i don't know them macone is like a guy macone
to me in my
family network world yeah is like an amazon guy you know the guy that drops off
it's like it changes
every week i don't even know who he really is yeah you're like on ancestry.com
like you're related to
simico i'm like how i wouldn't even i would just kind of read and just kind of
move on i would ask
them to change it i go can you take that off yeah and fancy to me family wise
is like somebody that
married into my family but like we we put up with him like he comes to the
family dinners hey do you
want to play a popular game we do in spain and we're like he's gonna make us do
like the dice game
thing or something yeah your girlfriend's sister's new boyfriend is who you are
oh my god yeah hey i'm
charlie yeah oh charlie that's you yeah yeah charlie you're not funny can i
show you pictures on my
phone and stuff that i like no get the fuck out of here charlie and who's carlos
oh carlos is like i
i know what i dude you're kato kaelin doesn't carlos have a kato kaelin vibe
dude he is a hundred
you're a hundred percent kato kato yeah you're kato kaelin dude yeah it's
randomly you know a guest
house somewhere yeah you just live in somebody else somebody's guest house
right by the way kato great
great head of lettuce look at that guy's hair yeah speaking of which what were
we thinking putting
fancy in a bald cap we have a bald guy yeah what were we doing we bought a bald
cap yeah i mean
this is just mismanagement all the way around delegation is just bad here kato's
got a great
head of lettuce he used to come around and do stand-up right yeah he used to
see him at the
coffee store a lot he used to you know he used to do a lot i'd see him at j davis's
shows yeah
what was the name of that show on melrose he had that big room on melrose a parlor
parlor yeah
the parlor yeah he used to come around there that room used to shake man you
could that was that was
a fun room some fun rooms some of those rooms back in the day beautiful people
alternative rooms
you never did dublin's right now it was a little i think it was before my time
because dublin's
was probably like in the like early aughts like oh three to oh four or five
right yeah the greatest
i didn't get out it was the greatest night of comedy you guys don't know about
that either
let's see this video what is this
john i'm pleased to confirm that at the age of a hundred guinness world record
for this is their oldest
man oh with the oldest brit oh it's the world's oldest man all right 11 years
222 111 you are the
oldest man you either live long or you live short and you can't do too bad i'm
111 years old
it's like his tongue doesn't work anymore i can remember my first day at school
pause it so here's why i think we wanted to play this video um steve on saturday
will be also hard
to understand so we're trying to see if you could see if you heard everything
he said it's going to
be easy oh steve's sometimes tough to understand yeah sometimes steve he runs
through the questions
real fast yeah so this did you understand everything he said no yeah right i
know i but i was more
interested in like i guess when you get old parts of your body die first your
tongue his tongue's been
gone yeah so yeah that died probably 12 years ago oh at 12 he's 111 that died
when he was like 85 85
yeah would you ever want to live to be 111 years old but he seems cognitive
more so than joe biden
clear i mean seriously so he could still probably use an oculus you think you
think he jerks off with
the apple pro but imagine what he's seen i like okay 111 what year was he born
100 years would be
1924 right minus 11. oh thanks you got it thank you i mean that's embarrassing
i don't have my abacus
do you even want to be 111 what so he was born in 1910 so in 19 well no okay
what like that it's
2024. 19 years was 1924 minus 11. what's 24 minus 11. so 19 2000 he was born in
1914.
1913 yeah 1913 yeah he was born in 1913 right before cars right wikipedia 1913
planes when did planes
happen before plane no no no yes this yes this is before commercial flights
commercial flights yes of
course in 1913 go and zoom in this is the first balkan war jesus christ jesus
christ uh hold on hold on
on slow down new york city's grand central terminal was just rebuilt as the
world's largest railroad
station the 16th amendment the united states constitution was ratified the
authorizing federal
government to impose and collect income taxes fuck me what a shit year that's
when they decided to start
stealing our money again wait so he's in high school during the depression
probably 1929 no he's yeah maybe
just about no he's in middle school middle school yeah yeah he can't eat lollipops
zoom into this
he is born go down let's see what else is going on during that
hot stuff hold on woman's suffrage procession takes place in dc all these
chicks are looking to vote
woodrow wilson was president when this guy insane the mexican revolution punchovia
oh my god
folklore terrible year yeah scoot down this is the year zoro was probably
around still still i think
godzilla was still around yeah you know what you know what you know what the
single was what patty
cake patty cake patty cake i don't know the word baker's man yeah yeah bake me
a cake as fast as you
can what else by the way a little demanding for a child don't you think bake me
a cake as fast as you
can yeah wait let's do the rest patty cake patty cake baker's man bake me a
cake as fast as you can
what roll it toss it put it up my ass
throw me in the oven and bake me fast what is that what it is
uh oh there's actually a cake patty cake baker's man bake me cake as fast as
you can pat it and prick
it and mark it with a b put in the oven for baby and me for baby and me for
baby and me it's come
is that what it is yeah this is the song about cum patty cake was about making
is about sex isn't it
yes wow what's the b on there for fancy b so this this guy lived through before
he saw it all
well i don't know if he did i mean who knows if he was paying attention england
in 1913 uh-oh
dude look at it back then we we barely had beans on that's them in the water
with full clothes on
oh my god that's like uh by the way that's like there were no bathing suits
back then that's like
a los angeles beach today yeah wow look at that incredible i saw the good you
ever you ever go see
mexicans at the beach in la so they're in full clothes mexicans will wear
sneakers into the water
they will yeah yeah what let me just look at that yeah it looks like another
world
it's incredible what a life 1913 yeah those little british kids there there's
poop in the streets
yeah what would you say as a great great great grandson to him i'd be like just
you can go you
gotta go already peppa you gotta go yeah because i can so i can get the money
can you does he there's
that's the thing if you live that long there's no way you have money anymore he
doesn't have
fucking money no he retired what 60 years before that nobody plans no one's
retirement plan includes
111. yeah you're done you're done your money's running his money probably ran
out by the time he
was like 88 or 90 and then he was like no what yeah 85 he was like should i
work again you gotta get
another job yeah that always breaks my heart when i see like an old person
working somewhere i'm like
when they're really old i'm always like what is going on yeah oh like that
breaks my
fucking heart it breaks my heart like whenever i see i donated a bunch of stuff
to goodwill
and that's probably volunteer work but the woman out back was so old and she
was like you want any
help and i was like no you can't carry all this shit what is that uh senior
citizens uh who are
employed wow california has the most who's surprised how many could four
million yeah you know why this
place is a fucking rip off you have to work this place sucks let's get the fuck
out of here five
and and over would you would you would we move the show could we move the show
if we wanted to move
somewhere yeah where atlanta europe both bad answers nowhere vegas you want to
go to nevada save
money on taxes because if you go to vegas california then people will get there's
people out there we
can get carrot top all kinds of people that's one right yeah who else reagan
two we get reagan
we can get nicholas cage three the magician piff oh shin limb yeah yeah he
lives here doesn't
he pennant no penn and teller they don't live there they look paulie lives here
now yeah penn and teller
people live there it doesn't matter we can also fly people in if they're me
right yeah it's vegas
we can fly people in it's cheap from la okay and number two they're just so i
let's do it let's go
let's get out of here all right okay you guys are all willing to move are we
invited you work for the
company yes well you signed a blood contract well hopefully we do well on
family feud uh and i hope
you guys watch we'll let you know when it comes out and thank you for being a
bad friend
we get a transition for the uh for the family feud game at one point because we
go back and forth
two times we go one like now are you cutting this episode
i just don't know i don't know
sometimes you don't know don't even laugh dude i just and it's it's it's astounding
as if he's steven spielberg get out of here dude dude beat it beat it dude dude
you you
you haven't done the nerve of you is insane pure insanity dude stay back there
stay back there next
you know he's going to give us line readings how about this how about this
ready bob well that was
fun let's try it with the other cards is that the transition that you want that's
great give me
another give me a shot you do one well that was interesting because thank you
so much mccone for
doing the one that's bad friends related cool but maybe we should go to the
ones that are like
traditionally the cards that you got at a gift store or whatever that's a great
idea good idea
right take it away guys let's do it you better fucking use that yeah yeah where
was that in drugstore
june oh my god go get him go go fuck him up go fuck him up i'm dead serious go
bobby go
fuck him no i'm not gonna i'm not gonna you know why man no no here's here's
the deal you are a
little cocksucker here's the deal that was you know i'll be honest with you
piece of um
it's the role don't defend it don't don't why why why do you have to even
defend his comment
god that was so good though it was pretty good it was i'll tell you why he
knows he knows it'll
forever burn this yeah it's gonna hit yeah like he knows it yeah he's like this
is gonna completely
separate us 100 right there's no way going back as if it wasn't bad before yeah
yeah i have to say
this joke though right so he says it right knowing that it's he could get fired
oh yeah it's forever
done and yet he had the balls to say it and i appreciate you as a fucking
warrior
you

Bobby Lee Obsessed w/ Nic Cage New Movie

last night you told me a couple days ago you said to watch um dream scenario
yeah with on hbo and
anyone any bad friends fans dude you got to watch this movie it's incredible it's
incredible oh but
i was thinking about his career and i'm just so like look what he's done i know
lord of war but
what he did was you know he disappeared for because he did a movie called um
that christian movie that
it was the one the worst movies ever made what was it called it was called he's
a pilot yeah it's a
pilot it's one of the worst movies ever made what left alone left alone he did
a left alone it left
alone got i'm going to show you left alone on the um he can look it up up there
yeah what did he get
on rotten tomatoes what it just what a career he's had he's incredible but he
had that let so he had
the you know that time always to be a uh a movie star like an action hero and
he won an oscar in
order to become an action hero which is kind of insane can't do that these days
but in the there
was a gap there a decade where he was doing small movies independent movies i
think mandy is what
kind of like when people you know kind of turn people's heads like interesting
yeah god he must
be doing like he at that back then he must be doing three films a year river
valley girl oh my look at
the amount of work he's done this guy how could you do that much he loves it so
much he goes from set to
set yeah no i mean i get it if you have the opportunity i understand it but
also that how
overwhelming yeah where is life that's what gets scary to me where is life when
you're so inundated
with so much work i think about that with my buddy our pal oh by the way moonstruck
what a good
great movie dude uh oh my god it could happen to you it could happen you was
great adaptation was
phenomenal yeah you can name so many of these movies raising arizona is still
my favorite
um and by the way let's don't get me started on go down a little bit don't get
me started on ant
bully i mean what is that i don't know dude this guy's been so many movies he
he's in so many movies
that some of them sound like they made them up and put them in there to see if
you'd notice yeah
like like i don't know creek or lake or something yeah creek or lake
this goes out there to everybody this is not just reference to the film
industry i'm talking about
some of our fans out there and i mean this i'm gonna say this to you because i
had a conversation
with a friend of ours uh a friend of our family i can't say who it's they're
private but they were
saying how they're they're feeling like they might be burning out a little bit
just like overworking
and they're not a comedian they just work in our industry and i was like oh you
really have to take time
because it's dangerous when you're when you let yourself be a part of something
and you don't get
to do you a little bit and she was like haha you know trying my best but i'm
dragging myself around
blah blah blah and i was like i'm actually being serious i'm like being genuine
because i've learned
if i don't do that i get emotionally dark deep down like i've taken this whole
week of doing stand up
off now that we're back i feel great you seem great i get to walk to coffee in
the morning with
the dog i get an extra couple hours at home like it just feels nice to be able
to like exercise do the
pod take a break mentally go to a nice dinner i mean that for our fans too you
got to do things
for you sometimes yeah i told you the other day you're taking a walk with your
wife yeah just nice
just like get the out of your because sometimes if all you're doing is working
like these like our fans
too some people are just working working working working working if you don't
take any time for
you i'm telling you it's so bad for your brain were you just kidding the other
day when you go i
wasn't going to do family food or no i mean yeah i think it was yesterday you
know what bud i'm not
going to do it yeah i wanted to see your reaction why because if i gave you an
out what you would have
gotten out yeah no no if you weren't excited for me to be there i wouldn't have
felt guy guy guy
i'm doing it for us okay i'm doing it for us i'm doing it for our family but
here's the thing
i called you to check you to see i wonder if he really wants me to do it and i
said because it's
the lee family and i'm not a lee you dude you're i love a lee there is a lee
that i love you're a close
to me like you are like a family member you're like you feel you feel you're a
brother to me well
then why what are we talking about it was an ego i mean i just wanted you to
these are like third
cousins cousins yeah third yeah like i don't know them macone is like a guy macone
to me in my
family network world yeah is like an amazon guy you know the guy that drops off
it's like it changes
every week i don't even know who he really is yeah you're like on ancestry.com
like you're related to
simico i'm like how i wouldn't even i would just kind of read and just kind of
move on i would ask
them to change it i go can you take that off yeah and fancy to me family wise
is like somebody that
married into my family but like we we put up with him like he comes to the
family dinners hey do you
want to play a popular game we do in spain and we're like he's gonna make us do
like the dice game
thing or something yeah your girlfriend's sister's new boyfriend is who you are
oh my god yeah hey i'm
charlie yeah oh charlie that's you yeah yeah charlie you're not funny can i
show you pictures on my
phone and stuff that i like no get the fuck out of here charlie and who's carlos
oh carlos is like i
i know what i dude you're kato kaelin doesn't carlos have a kato kaelin vibe
dude he is a hundred
you're a hundred percent kato kato yeah you're kato kaelin dude yeah it's
randomly you know a guest
house somewhere yeah you just live in somebody else somebody's guest house
right by the way kato great
great head of lettuce look at that guy's hair yeah speaking of which what were
we thinking putting
fancy in a bald cap we have a bald guy yeah what were we doing we bought a bald
cap yeah i mean
this is just mismanagement all the way around delegation is just bad here kato's
got a great
head of lettuce he used to come around and do stand-up right yeah he used to
see him at the
coffee store a lot he used to you know he used to do a lot i'd see him at j davis's
shows yeah
what was the name of that show on melrose he had that big room on melrose a parlor
parlor yeah
the parlor yeah he used to come around there that room used to shake man you
could that was that was
a fun room some fun rooms some of those rooms back in the day beautiful people
alternative rooms
you never did dublin's right now it was a little i think it was before my time
because dublin's
was probably like in the like early aughts like oh three to oh four or five
right yeah the greatest
i didn't get out it was the greatest night of comedy you guys don't know about
that either
let's see this video what is this
john i'm pleased to confirm that at the age of a hundred guinness world record
for this is their oldest
man oh with the oldest brit oh it's the world's oldest man all right 11 years
222 111 you are the
oldest man you either live long or you live short and you can't do too bad i'm
111 years old
it's like his tongue doesn't work anymore i can remember my first day at school
pause it so here's why i think we wanted to play this video um steve on saturday
will be also hard
to understand so we're trying to see if you could see if you heard everything
he said it's going to
be easy oh steve's sometimes tough to understand yeah sometimes steve he runs
through the questions
real fast yeah so this did you understand everything he said no yeah right i
know i but i was more
interested in like i guess when you get old parts of your body die first your
tongue his tongue's been
gone yeah so yeah that died probably 12 years ago oh at 12 he's 111 that died
when he was like 85 85
yeah would you ever want to live to be 111 years old but he seems cognitive
more so than joe biden
clear i mean seriously so he could still probably use an oculus you think you
think he jerks off with
the apple pro but imagine what he's seen i like okay 111 what year was he born
100 years would be
1924 right minus 11. oh thanks you got it thank you i mean that's embarrassing
i don't have my abacus
do you even want to be 111 what so he was born in 1910 so in 19 well no okay
what like that it's
2024. 19 years was 1924 minus 11. what's 24 minus 11. so 19 2000 he was born in
1914.
1913 yeah 1913 yeah he was born in 1913 right before cars right wikipedia 1913
planes when did planes
happen before plane no no no yes this yes this is before commercial flights
commercial flights yes of
course in 1913 go and zoom in this is the first balkan war jesus christ jesus
christ uh hold on hold on
on slow down new york city's grand central terminal was just rebuilt as the
world's largest railroad
station the 16th amendment the united states constitution was ratified the
authorizing federal
government to impose and collect income taxes fuck me what a shit year that's
when they decided to start
stealing our money again wait so he's in high school during the depression
probably 1929 no he's yeah maybe
just about no he's in middle school middle school yeah yeah he can't eat lollipops
zoom into this
he is born go down let's see what else is going on during that
hot stuff hold on woman's suffrage procession takes place in dc all these
chicks are looking to vote
woodrow wilson was president when this guy insane the mexican revolution punchovia
oh my god
folklore terrible year yeah scoot down this is the year zoro was probably
around still still i think
godzilla was still around yeah you know what you know what you know what the
single was what patty
cake patty cake patty cake i don't know the word baker's man yeah yeah bake me
a cake as fast as you
can what else by the way a little demanding for a child don't you think bake me
a cake as fast as you
can yeah wait let's do the rest patty cake patty cake baker's man bake me a
cake as fast as you can
what roll it toss it put it up my ass
throw me in the oven and bake me fast what is that what it is
uh oh there's actually a cake patty cake baker's man bake me cake as fast as
you can pat it and prick
it and mark it with a b put in the oven for baby and me for baby and me for
baby and me it's come
is that what it is yeah this is the song about cum patty cake was about making
is about sex isn't it
yes wow what's the b on there for fancy b so this this guy lived through before
he saw it all
well i don't know if he did i mean who knows if he was paying attention england
in 1913 uh-oh
dude look at it back then we we barely had beans on that's them in the water
with full clothes on
oh my god that's like uh by the way that's like there were no bathing suits
back then that's like
a los angeles beach today yeah wow look at that incredible i saw the good you
ever you ever go see
mexicans at the beach in la so they're in full clothes mexicans will wear
sneakers into the water
they will yeah yeah what let me just look at that yeah it looks like another
world
it's incredible what a life 1913 yeah those little british kids there there's
poop in the streets
yeah what would you say as a great great great grandson to him i'd be like just
you can go you
gotta go already peppa you gotta go yeah because i can so i can get the money
can you does he there's
that's the thing if you live that long there's no way you have money anymore he
doesn't have
fucking money no he retired what 60 years before that nobody plans no one's
retirement plan includes
111. yeah you're done you're done your money's running his money probably ran
out by the time he
was like 88 or 90 and then he was like no what yeah 85 he was like should i
work again you gotta get
another job yeah that always breaks my heart when i see like an old person
working somewhere i'm like
w