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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Korea Bans Dog Meat | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-02. Transcript available.

- I do want to congratulate Korea as a whole.
- Yes.
- They finally announced that they are banning
the consumption of dog meat in Korea.
- I can't wait.
- Woo!
- But not right away.
There's like two or three more years.
- Yeah, it's not gonna be until 2055,
but it is gonna happen.
No, I'm dead serious, it is gonna be a long time.
What do they say, they're banning it?
- I don't agree with it.
I think they should, if it's culture
and it's customary to do that,
then they should do that and not take the dog meat
away from the people who love the dog meat
because there's pressure from the Western world to do that.
I think if you and your people want to eat dog meat,
if you are dog meat eating people,
then you should continue to eat your dog meat
with your chopstick and sit on the floor.
- No, no, no.
- Well, they have until 2027 to stock up.
By the way, everyone's just gonna have freezers
filled with dog meat.
- I know, I'm gonna get you a Petco membership
so you can have meat for your family.
- Dude, all the shelters are like,
all these dogs are adopted, it's crazy.
Look at this, it says it's gonna go into effect in 2027
and also that's after a three,
and then a three year transition period.
So 2030, they'll have to stop.
- What do you think?
- By 2030, they'll go, all right guys, we gotta start slowing this down.
- Do you have a dog?
- Huh?
- No.
- Exactly.
- I don't.
- It sounds like it.
- I don't, I have no problem with animals.
- Well, you live with three animals.
- Exactly.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Puerto Ricans.
And I live, I have, I have, no, I don't want, I have kids.
I have three children.
So that's enough.
But I don't want, I don't want any animals.
And I don't hate animals.
I just don't want to have to clean up their-
- But have you ever bonded with a dog or a cat?
- No.
- Like I've had a relationship with one.
- Never?
- Never.
- Never had one as a kid or nothing.
- Well, that's the problem.
- Well, because you know what happened-
- 'Cause if you had, you wouldn't have sent some bullshit
like you did two minutes ago.
- Well, I'll tell you what, the reason-
- That's fucking bullshit.
- The reason why is because when I was a little kid,
my mom came home with a Dalmatian.
And then that Dalmatian, I let it go into the basement
and then it ate all the Clorox and I found its dead body.
And that disconnected me from having pets.
And you know what I named that Dalmatian?
Cruella.
- And then you know what my father said to my mother?
You know what I overheard my father saying to my mother
after I named the baby Cruella?
After I named the dog Cruella?
He said to my mom, he said, "Lynn, I think our kid's gay."
Because I named her, my favorite movie was 101 Dalmatians.
- What was your favorite movie?
- 101 Dalmatians with Glenn Close when she played Cruella
and that's what I named my dog after.
And then the dog ate bleach and died in my basement.
And that's why I don't want dogs.
But I would have, because I care about culture
more than anything and I want to make sure
that people who have attacked me online
know that I care about culture more than anything.
And if that dog would, if I would have,
if that happened to me today
and that I found that dog dead in the basement of my house,
I would give it to Bobby as an offer
for a meal for your family.
And I would let you have a feast over my animal
for you and your brothers and sisters.
- Well, thank you.
- What was your favorite movie as a kid
that was, that would be misconstrued like that
as kind of like gay or like, what did you love as a kid
that you were like embarrassed about?
You didn't want any of your friends to find out about it.
- As a kid?
- Yeah, like I'll get my example,
what he's saying about 101.
Like I loved Phantom of the Opera as a kid.
And I don't even like, I fucking hate musicals.
I had an Andrew Lloyd Webber poster in my fucking room.
I swear to God, dude.
I fucking thought Phantom was like the coolest shit.
And it was so gay.
Like everyone I knew was like,
Andrew Lloyd, were you like composers?
I was like nine.
- Yeah, I liked that movie "Little Women".
- Maybe far away, or maybe real nearby.
- Annie did.
- Dude.
- That was yours?
Annie?
- Wow.
- Keep going though, will you sing more?
- I don't know the rest of that song.
- We'll just make it up.
- Maybe, let's start from the beginning.
Do you know that song?
- Yeah.
- She's on the windowsill.
- Yeah.
- With her little red hair.
- Yeah.
- I think that's why.
- That's why you and I are in love?
- You're my Annie.
- Yeah.
- Honestly, I-
- I'm trying to think what you are to me.
- You know how when people look at redheads,
they get repulsed or they have this-
- Okay.
- No, I'm just being,
some people get repulsed and they want to vomit and stuff.
- What people?
- Which is, some people are like that.
When I saw you for the first time, nothing.
I was like, oh, normal human being.
I feel normal.
Like, I feel like a-
- You connected with me because he's a band.
- Yeah, yeah.
Some people look at you and they go,
you know what I mean?
Whatever, you know.
- No, my, my, no.
People with red hair.
- Am I right?
Am I not right when you see a red, no?
I'm like, oh, they're-
- Yeah, anyway.
- When I saw you, I was like Jackie Chan got fat as fuck,
but I was excited that you got into comedy.
- Oh, that's funny.
- Yes.
- Yeah, Jackie Chan, that's fun.
- Well, that's my childhood.
If Anne is your childhood-
- Yeah, but Jackie Chan,
that's what you came up with right now?
- Look up Fat Jackie Chan and see if it's not you online.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look at Fat Jackie Chan.
- Pat Morita, maybe.
- No, Fat Jackie Chan.
- Fat Jackie Chan.
- Oh, there it is.
Fourth, no, first image on the second row.
Second row, first image.
Boom, Bobby Lee.
- Oh, wow.
- Boom, Bobby Lee.
- And that's him playing-
- Kim Jong-un?
- Kim Jong-un.
- Anyway.
- If they don't cast you as that.
- I love Annie.
- If they don't cast you as that.
- All right.
- Seriously.
- So, Annie was your thing as a kid.
- I loved Annie, yeah.
- Did you not tell anybody?
- No, nobody.
- Because you were embarrassed about it?
- Well, I like that with music, too.
Like, you know, I tell people I like Sarah McLachlan.
- Whoa.
- She's so good.
- Oh, she is?
I love her.
- She's great.
- She's great.
- I didn't know I thought-
- Yeah.
- Enya.
- Enya's great.
- Enya's great, right?
- No, give me a more embarrassing band.
If you're gonna give me a band that's embarrassing,
give me somebody that is like-
- I used to get Charles Manson's music tapes.
- Charles Manson?
- You mean Marilyn Manson?
- No, Charles Manson.
- Oh, for always.
- I guess his acoustic tapes.
- Oh, right.
- Oh, they're so good.
- Those are good.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What's your embarrassing band?
- Since when I was a kid or like currently?
- Oh, I know you have way more now than then for some reason.
Back then I used to love, well, like I remember that song,
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
It's fantastic.
Made of plastic."
I would put on that song when I was winding down in the gym
to get me pumped up and I would imagine myself singing
that song to all my classmates.
I don't know why, but I love that.
That's, I always imagined myself singing songs.
And I remember being at Force Fitness in Ridgewood Queens
on the treadmill, hitting it at 9.0
with "Incline" going, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world."
And, but meaning it dead seriously with a CD,
you know, cassette, you know, the CD "Walkman."
And I listened to a lot of "In Sync."
- Yeah.
- I loved "In Sync."
I loved "Backstreet Boys."
I would listen to all that.
And right now my favorite band is the 1975.
I go to all their concerts.
- You're friends with these guys.
- Well, yes, I've slowly, but surely,
slowly become friends with.
One of the best days I had in my life was about three weeks ago
when I was texting the lead singer, Matty Healy,
and I said something to him and I made him laugh
and I screenshot it and saved it and asked Jasmine to print it out.
And she called me an F-A-double-G-O-T.
- Yeah, yeah.
- A Fajot?
- A Fajot.
- A Fajot.
- All right, let me ask you something.
Are there people, okay.
As you get, you know, as we get a name, right?
Sometimes people that we didn't like before now like us
'cause they were famous or whatever.
And then we start liking, I don't know how to name names.
Is there anyone like that where you're like,
before you were Chris DiStefano,
you and me were like, ah, fuck that guy.
But now that, you know what I mean,
they're reaching out to you, let's hang out,
then you like them at now?
- No, I think what's happened though
is like people that I used to like tweet at,
you know, like just talking shit,
having fun in 2012, 2013,
where I was just like letting stuff rip.
That's how it used to be.
- Yeah.
- They've now, you know,
some of those people I've seen it,
like Joey Fatone from NSYNC.
- Ah, he's your fun guy.
- He's a fun guy.
- Fun guy, you know, we never really spoke,
but I know that, you know,
but I'm, you know, in 2013, 2014,
at a no, for no reason,
I would just tweet, you know,
you know, crazy stuff about Joey Fatone
for no reason.
I would just, you know.
- Like what?
- There was no, I don't even actually remember
what I would, like just random days.
I'd be like, hey, what's up?
Good morning on this beautiful Wednesday.
I just want to say I fucking hope Joey Fatone
falls off a cliff for no reason.
For literally zero, zero, zero reasons.
- Does he remember that shit or no?
- No, no, no.
But you know, now I know people are close friends with him.
I've been around him a couple of times.
He's such a great guy that I like regret doing that,
but I was literally tweeting stuff back then.
You know, I've tweeted,
I was talking to Don DePetta about this,
who I always travel with, who just got a haircut.
I think it looks very nice.
- Maybe he shaved his beard too.
- He shaved his beard, he looks good.
He looks like a good boy.
And I told him that there's so many things
when people weren't listening,
people weren't listening at all in 2011.
I would just tweet and think it was funny
to the hundred people in different times.
And then sometimes they'll pop up
or a guy around my social media would say,
hey, you know, do you want me to permanently delete this tweet?
And I always say, no, I'm just like, whatever.
But like, I would just say nut shit back then,
that, you know, could cause a lot of harm today.
- I want to know who you're talking about.
We can blank it out.
- No, here's what I'm saying.
So what I'm saying is that there's one guy
that I wasn't that huge a fan of,
maybe I would make fun of or whatever,
but when I actually sum in person,
I acted like a fucking bitch.
- Who? Who?
- Corey Feldman.
- Wow.
- So I was like at a premiere,
and I was sitting next to Kalilah,
and Ike Barinholtz was sitting here,
and I looked to my left and I go,
oh my God, it's Corey Feldman.
- And you got so tight, you got all--
- I got so shy.
- You got hyped up about it.
Did he even acknowledge you?
- And I looked over and I walked up to him,
and I go, hey, and his bodyguard,
he goes, hey, I'm a big fan.
And then Corey put the sunglasses down and he goes, hello.
And you know how they should shake like this?
And then you have to reach out, right?
It's not this.
- I don't like that.
- No, I love it.
- This is so fucked up.
- Not this.
- This is like mini Hitler.
- This, they leave a gap,
so you put your fingers in there.
- And you slide, whoa.
- You Pac-Manned it?
- Yeah, yeah, you Pac-Manned it.
It's like a toaster and you put your fucking hand in there.
- How long do you leave it in for?
Two or three?
- Two minutes.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I want it like medium burn.
- Are you still friends with him?
- Yeah, what?
- Are you still friends with him?
- Never got his number, nothing.
But he goes, hello, like this.
Put his sunglasses, he went like this,
he went like this, he went like this.
And the bodyguard goes, big fan.
And he goes, doesn't even look at me.
He goes, hello.
Then I stuck my finger in there for two minutes, right?
Ding!
- And then I walk out.

Korea Bans Dog Meat | Bad Friends Clips

- I do want to congratulate Korea as a whole.
- Yes.
- They finally announced that they are banning
the consumption of dog meat in Korea.
- I can't wait.
- Woo!
- But not right away.
There's like two or three more years.
- Yeah, it's not gonna be until 2055,
but it is gonna happen.
No, I'm dead serious, it is gonna be a long time.
What do they say, they're banning it?
- I don't agree with it.
I think they should, if it's culture
and it's customary to do that,
then they should do that and not take the dog meat
away from the people who love the dog meat
because there's pressure from the Western world to do that.
I think if you and your people want to eat dog meat,
if you are dog meat eating people,
then you should continue to eat your dog meat
with your chopstick and sit on the floor.
- No, no, no.
- Well, they have until 2027 to stock up.
By the way, everyone's just gonna have freezers
filled with dog meat.
- I know, I'm gonna get you a Petco membership
so you can have meat for your family.
- Dude, all the shelters are like,
all these dogs are adopted, it's crazy.
Look at this, it says it's gonna go into effect in 2027
and also that's after a three,
and then a three year transition period.
So 2030, they'll have to stop.
- What do you think?
- By 2030, they'll go, all right guys, we gotta start slowing this down.
- Do you have a dog?
- Huh?
- No.
- Exactly.
- I don't.
- It sounds like it.
- I don't, I have no problem with animals.
- Well, you live with three animals.
- Exactly.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Puerto Ricans.
And I live, I have, I have, no, I don't want, I have kids.
I have three children.
So that's enough.
But I don't want, I don't want any animals.
And I don't hate animals.
I just don't want to have to clean up their-
- But have you ever bonded with a dog or a cat?
- No.
- Like I've had a relationship with one.
- Never?
- Never.
- Never had one as a kid or nothing.
- Well, that's the problem.
- Well, because you know what happened-
- 'Cause if you had, you wouldn't have sent some bullshit
like you did two minutes ago.
- Well, I'll tell you what, the reason-
- That's fucking bullshit.
- The reason why is because when I was a little kid,
my mom came home with a Dalmatian.
And then that Dalmatian, I let it go into the basement
and then it ate all the Clorox and I found its dead body.
And that disconnected me from having pets.
And you know what I named that Dalmatian?
Cruella.
- And then you know what my father said to my mother?
You know what I overheard my father saying to my mother
after I named the baby Cruella?
After I named the dog Cruella?
He said to my mom, he said, "Lynn, I think our kid's gay."
Because I named her, my favorite movie was 101 Dalmatians.
- What was your favorite movie?
- 101 Dalmatians with Glenn Close when she played Cruella
and that's what I named my dog after.
And then the dog ate bleach and died in my basement.
And that's why I don't want dogs.
But I would have, because I care about culture
more than anything and I want to make sure
that people who have attacked me online
know that I care about culture more than anything.
And if that dog would, if I would have,
if that happened to me today
and that I found that dog dead in the basement of my house,
I would give it to Bobby as an offer
for a meal for your family.
And I would let you have a feast over my animal
for you and your brothers and sisters.
- Well, thank you.
- What was your favorite movie as a kid
that was, that would be misconstrued like that
as kind of like gay or like, what did you love as a kid
that you were like embarrassed about?
You didn't want any of your friends to find out about it.
- As a kid?
- Yeah, like I'll get my example,
what he's saying about 101.
Like I loved Phantom of the Opera as a kid.
And I don't even like, I fucking hate musicals.
I had an Andrew Lloyd Webber poster in my fucking room.
I swear to God, dude.
I fucking thought Phantom was like the coolest shit.
And it was so gay.
Like everyone I knew was like,
Andrew Lloyd, were you like composers?
I was like nine.
- Yeah, I liked that movie "Little Women".
- Maybe far away, or maybe real nearby.
- Annie did.
- Dude.
- That was yours?
Annie?
- Wow.
- Keep going though, will you sing more?
- I don't know the rest of that song.
- We'll just make it up.
- Maybe, let's start from the beginning.
Do you know that song?
- Yeah.
- She's on the windowsill.
- Yeah.
- With her little red hair.
- Yeah.
- I think that's why.
- That's why you and I are in love?
- You're my Annie.
- Yeah.
- Honestly, I-
- I'm trying to think what you are to me.
- You know how when people look at redheads,
they get repulsed or they have this-
- Okay.
- No, I'm just being,
some people get repulsed and they want to vomit and stuff.
- What people?
- Which is, some people are like that.
When I saw you for the first time, nothing.
I was like, oh, normal human being.
I feel normal.
Like, I feel like a-
- You connected with me because he's a band.
- Yeah, yeah.
Some people look at you and they go,
you know what I mean?
Whatever, you know.
- No, my, my, no.
People with red hair.
- Am I right?
Am I not right when you see a red, no?
I'm like, oh, they're-
- Yeah, anyway.
- When I saw you, I was like Jackie Chan got fat as fuck,
but I was excited that you got into comedy.
- Oh, that's funny.
- Yes.
- Yeah, Jackie Chan, that's fun.
- Well, that's my childhood.
If Anne is your childhood-
- Yeah, but Jackie Chan,
that's what you came up with right now?
- Look up Fat Jackie Chan and see if it's not you online.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Look at Fat Jackie Chan.
- Pat Morita, maybe.
- No, Fat Jackie Chan.
- Fat Jackie Chan.
- Oh, there it is.
Fourth, no, first image on the second row.
Second row, first image.
Boom, Bobby Lee.
- Oh, wow.
- Boom, Bobby Lee.
- And that's him playing-
- Kim Jong-un?
- Kim Jong-un.
- Anyway.
- If they don't cast you as that.
- I love Annie.
- If they don't cast you as that.
- All right.
- Seriously.
- So, Annie was your thing as a kid.
- I loved Annie, yeah.
- Did you not tell anybody?
- No, nobody.
- Because you were embarrassed about it?
- Well, I like that with music, too.
Like, you know, I tell people I like Sarah McLachlan.
- Whoa.
- She's so good.
- Oh, she is?
I love her.
- She's great.
- She's great.
- I didn't know I thought-
- Yeah.
- Enya.
- Enya's great.
- Enya's great, right?
- No, give me a more embarrassing band.
If you're gonna give me a band that's embarrassing,
give me somebody that is like-
- I used to get Charles Manson's music tapes.
- Charles Manson?
- You mean Marilyn Manson?
- No, Charles Manson.
- Oh, for always.
- I guess his acoustic tapes.
- Oh, right.
- Oh, they're so good.
- Those are good.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What's your embarrassing band?
- Since when I was a kid or like currently?
- Oh, I know you have way more now than then for some reason.
Back then I used to love, well, like I remember that song,
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
It's fantastic.
Made of plastic."
I would put on that song when I was winding down in the gym
to get me pumped up and I would imagine myself singing
that song to all my classmates.
I don't know why, but I love that.
That's, I always imagined myself singing songs.
And I remember being at Force Fitness in Ridgewood Queens
on the treadmill, hitting it at 9.0
with "Incline" going, "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world."
And, but meaning it dead seriously with a CD,
you know, cassette, you know, the CD "Walkman."
And I listened to a lot of "In Sync."
- Yeah.
- I loved "In Sync."
I loved "Backstreet Boys."
I would listen to all that.
And right now my favorite band is the 1975.
I go to all their concerts.
- You're friends with these guys.
- Well, yes, I've slowly, but surely,
slowly become friends with.
One of the best days I had in my life was about three weeks ago
when I was texting the lead singer, Matty Healy,
and I said something to him and I made him laugh
and I screenshot it and saved it and asked Jasmine to print it out.
And she called me an F-A-double-G-O-T.
- Yeah, yeah.
- A Fajot?
- A Fajot.
- A Fajot.
- All right, let me ask you something.
Are there people, okay.
As you get, you know, as we get a name, right?
Sometimes people that we didn't like before now like us
'cause they were famous or whatever.
And then we start liking, I don't know how to name names.
Is there anyone like that where you're like,
before you were Chris DiStefano,
you and me were like, ah, fuck that guy.
But now that, you know what I mean,
they're reaching out to you, let's hang out,
then you like them at now?
- No, I think what's happened though
is like people that I used to like tweet at,
you know, like just talking shit,
having fun in 2012, 2013,
where I was just like letting stuff rip.
That's how it used to be.
- Yeah.
- They've now, you know,
some of those people I've seen it,
like Joey Fatone from NSYNC.
- Ah, he's your fun guy.
- He's a fun guy.
- Fun guy, you know, we never really spoke,
but I know that, you know,
but I'm, you know, in 2013, 2014,
at a no, for no reason,
I would just tweet, you know,
you know, crazy stuff about Joey Fatone
for no reason.
I would just, you know.
- Like what?
- There was no, I don't even actually remember
what I would, like just random days.
I'd be like, hey, what's up?
Good morning on this beautiful Wednesday.
I just want to say I fucking hope Joey Fatone
falls off a cliff for no reason.
For literally zero, zero, zero reasons.
- Does he remember that shit or no?
- No, no, no.
But you know, now I know people are close friends with him.
I've been around him a couple of times.
He's such a great guy that I like regret doing that,
but I was literally tweeting stuff back then.
You know, I've tweeted,
I was talking to Don DePetta about this,
who I always travel with, who just got a haircut.
I think it looks very nice.
- Maybe he shaved his beard too.
- He shaved his beard, he looks good.
He looks like a good boy.
And I told him that there's so many things
when people weren't listening,
people weren't listening at all in 2011.
I would just tweet and think it was funny
to the hundred people in different times.
And then sometimes they'll pop up
or a guy around my social media would say,
hey, you know, do you want me to permanently delete this tweet?
And I always say, no, I'm just like, whatever.
But like, I would just say nut shit back then,
that, you know, could cause a lot of harm today.
- I want to know who you're talking about.
We can blank it out.
- No, here's what I'm saying.
So what I'm saying is that there's one guy
that I wasn't that huge a fan of,
maybe I would make fun of or whatever,
but when I actually sum in person,
I acted like a fucking bitch.
- Who? Who?
- Corey Feldman.
- Wow.
- So I was like at a premiere,
and I was sitting next to Kalilah,
and Ike Barinholtz was sitting here,
and I looked to my left and I go,
oh my God, it's Corey Feldman.
- And you got so tight, you got all--
- I got so shy.
- You got hyped up about it.
Did he even acknowledge you?
- And I looked over and I walked up to him,
and I go, hey, and his bodyguard,
he goes, hey, I'm a big fan.
And then Corey put the sunglasses down and he goes, hello.
And you know how they should shake like this?
And then you have to reach out, right?
It's not this.
- I don't like that.
- No, I love it.
- This is so fucked up.
- Not this.
- This is like mini Hitler.
- This, they leave a gap,
so you put your fingers in there.
- And you slide, whoa.
- You Pac-Manned it?
- Yeah, yeah, you Pac-Manned it.
It's like a toaster and you put your fucking hand in there.
- How long do you leave it in for?
Two or three?
- Two minutes.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I want it like medium burn.
- Are you still friends with him?
- Yeah, what?
- Are you still friends with him?
- Never got his number, nothing.
But he goes, hello, like this.
Put his sunglasses, he went like this,
he went like this, he went like this.
And the bodyguard goes, big fan.
And he goes, doesn't even look at me.
He goes, hello.
Then I stuck my finger in the