Name: New York Yankees were NOT a Fan of This...
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New York Yankees were NOT a Fan of This...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New York Yankees were NOT a Fan of This...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-03. Transcript available.

the only thing that happened i'm a you know grew up you know in new york big
yankees fan new york
yankees fan and bernie williams the center fielder for the yankees was always
my favorite baseball
player and then out of nowhere one day i got a message from bernie williams
instagram you know
it wasn't him his guy runs it he was like hey bernie williams knows your comedy
his daughter
is a fan he wants to know if you want to perform at his 50th birthday party all
the yankees will
be there joe tory and a-rod and jeter and pasada all these guys and for me i
was like oh my god i
was like i have to do this like this is like a dream come true and i went out
there for bernie
williams 50th birthday in front in a room this size yeah it was a private
obviously party with the
classic you know forge world series title winning new york yankees and i
absolutely bombed yeah for
15 minutes in front of them all to the point where bernie williams bernie williams
was like on his own
you know while i was bombing like started clapping me off he was like happy
birthday to me happy
birthday to me yeah and now what are you feeling when that's happening it
literally i swear to god
i was locking eyes with joe tory who was like the legendary you know manager of
the team and he did
not crack a smile nothing he was just looking at me i almost felt like he was
saying like just dude
please sir just stop stop stop it the only person who was laughing was bernie
williams manager who
booked me who thought it was absolutely hilarious and i was just watching you
bomb must be the
funniest thing imaginable well you laugh a lot i'm sure you're like trying to
laugh your way out
because you're not going to care i don't think i think in your mind you're
smiling you have a smirk
right and you know you're bombing yes you know you're self-aware i'm self-aware
yeah yes i'm
self-aware i felt the sweat running down my back onto the top of my ass crack
yeah even though it was
the middle of the winter yeah i saw a rod i mean not caring i did the best i
absolutely could i cursed
way too much there were kids in the audience it was absolutely the wrong choice
yeah um and and i ate it i
ate it really really hard in front of my absolute hero not even that much money
was an opportunity
it was just an opportunity wow and then i bought and then i did the same thing
about four years
later for the owner of the new york mets i bombed even harder for them i swear
to god i bombed even
harder for the new york mets staff and tommy mattola tommy mattola was there
yeah great guy famous
music famous music producer and i said i was bombing again hard and i said to
him i said tommy i said
tommy mattola um i said tommy you know uh uh your ex-wife mariah carey i said i
i had a picture up of
her in my locker and again you know just i didn't even know where that was
going to go why i don't
know i have no idea why and he goes uh and he said you know uh something
happened i said something
after that and then tommy mattola in the middle of it he goes yeah he goes why
don't you uh why don't
you talk about my ex-wife again he goes that was a good one oh really i swear
to god he goes that
was a good one yeah and then uh and then i was like yeah i guess i shouldn't
have brought that
up he goes no it's okay you're just telling us you're gay and i was like oh my
god and then i
bombed that but the owner of the mets son became close personal friends with me
so now i got in
with the mets through bombing you know at his event you know at at the owner uh
so now you go any game
sometimes bombing pays off wow bombing not with the yankees the yankees have
now the yankees have
said i'm not like yeah but that makes sense you can't bomb with you can't bomb
can't bomb
with you wow and and because i'm friends with the mets can't do anything really
with the yankees
anymore wow kind of lost my yankees but you're a diehard yankees fan i am but
you know that's a
weird predicament it's a weird thing i don't like it because i'm city first the
whole thing of having
two sports teams in a city just sucks i hate that like chicago it's you there's
only one team to choose
that's the cubs right it's the cubs the cubs you just choose them yeah you love
those bums nobody's gonna
root for the white sox but the yankees and mets they both have great fans yeah
that's you know
that's different you don't get killed if you go to shea stadium no no it's just
city field now yeah
yeah it's it's no no shea state okay shea stadium but uh shouldn't we reserve
the name for what it
used like i still call it staple center i don't call it crypto when i go
downtown no the staple center
no i'm not gonna give it up i'm gonna i'm gonna stick it out you should it's
not crypto crypto i'm
going to the crypto if i call it the crypto.com arena if i transition my name
is barbara call me
barbara your name is bobby no barbara i met you as bobby your name is bobby and
if i transition i'm
barbara i don't give a shit if you cut off your dick in front of me your name
is bobby my
will be real tight it's just b-o-b-b-i-e that's all it is oh good point yeah oh
yeah i would just change it
no e-o-b-b-i can i do that like bobby althoff like keep the e please all right
bobby i-e okay thank
you i like how he compromised if i fuck it um have you ever embarrassed
yourself in front of a celebrity
i don't know if i want i have one okay you go i was at maria menounos's christmas
party what oh yummy
you know who that is she's beautiful who's maria menudos what the fuck are you
talking about
15 years ago like she's not she doesn't know who i am yeah but that year she
did she still doesn't
know who you are yeah i know maria menounos yeah yeah yeah maria menounos
thinks you hosted the golden
globes did you see john choi on the golden globes he's so cute he was good yeah
the audience didn't
get him they didn't get it they didn't get it um so i i did a movie with her
what movie it was a jamie
kiddo they're kicking her old school oh kicking she's in oh yeah right right
she's like the love
interest so i'm at a party and i'm like by myself sitting at a couch in some
backyard i'm sitting
next to a guy i swear to god i thought he was like a software engineer you know
he's wearing glasses
you know what i mean white dude white nerd yeah like he's editor he looks like
an editor okay right
right so he's like hey you do comedy go yeah yeah kill it i like to kind of
look at him like that
because i don't like no one else will talk to me steven spielberg no it's no
but he goes
what's it like i go yeah i'm just playing these rooms 150 200 selling them out
so you're boasting
i'm boasting yeah like an idiot yeah in this movie you know we'll see what
happens and i talk about
myself for like 30 minutes nice for 30 minutes i talk about myself right and i
was when i was leaving
i got off i got to see you later dude and i walk up and then um i forgot it was
jamie or somebody came
up to me goes dude what's josh groban like oh oh there's josh grobe yeah and i
go what you're just
talking to josh grober for like 30 minutes you had no idea no i don't i've
never yeah i had heard as the
name yeah i just couldn't put a face to the name and then shame no yeah oh
seriously the grobe still like
no i still want to turn around go dude i'm i'm a loser yeah no no no what you're
having is you're
having that that spotlight kind of thing where you think they're thinking about
you and upset but he
didn't he didn't know he had no but i know but if he's selling out probably
theaters or whatever he's
selling out right i'm saying i'm selling out the sacramento punchline right it
doesn't look good
yeah but he's not a comic so exactly it's different if he was a comedian it'd
be weirder but he's a
musician it's two different worlds i guarantee you you're a big star i
guarantee you listening i've
got nothing bobby i guarantee you nothing i'm sure he remembers i literally
guarantee i guarantee you
do you dude i guarantee you and thank you so much josh groban went home i
guarantee you josh
groban went home told his wife her partner he said we got to go see margaret
cho she just told me
how much how well she's doing and it's weak and then he went and saw margaret
cho and she couldn't
understand why he was at the show because she thought yeah all right it's with
you so it's fine
very good i i had uh serious i think very good did i tell the australian story
about russell crowe
no you've never you told me no that's the best story you got to say that story
say the story because
you know what i'm going to take bar from marcus aurelius and the stoics you
never step in the
same river twice that's right and also you go also can i say that and i think i'm
doing a movie with
them with russell russell crowe all right in two months so should i be like
locked in so it's like
are you gladiator too i want you what are you gladiator too are you oh you got
a present yeah let's
see what the gift that yeah go yourself no no no bobby all right hold on let me
see fancy brought us
something back from there he is little bobby oh no i know what it is it's a
little butt crack i know
what it is it's a it's probably something that's going to make me take a nap oh
weed no i know what
it is this is from fancy brought us back from spain because he got back from spain
spain oh look at
is this an ashtray no what is it stupid mask is it it's a porcelain mask is
that for the next pandemic
what is that no get out of here these are so actually honestly these are cool
dude yeah these
are very poppy's is going to be broken he threw it on the floor
his fingers are all bloody yeah does this go on my wall these are great and now
is this for good
luck yes the price tags in here no 6.99 yeah fucking cheap cheap these are
beautiful oh that one looks
more like you yes because those the eyes are closer to what is this one this is
not luck yeah it's death
death i see is it death so fancy explain what are these what are these called
what is this called
it's called sargadelos which is uh a ceramic company sargadelo in galicia what
does sargadelo
mean and there's no it doesn't mean anything it's just the name of the of the
guy who okay who created
it and it's all based on like the mythology of the celtic uh region where galicia
is from wow
so did you understand anything you just know but these are one of those things
200 years from now
like at the antique rogue show it's gonna be worth like 500 grand yeah easily
it could be because it
has one of those marks so i could see it at an antique store and somebody just
buying it for a dollar
and then going to some guys this is a salganadano i don't even know where you
got this from yes but
the fact that you have a sargadelo yeah yeah you know in good condition these
things would auction
for anywhere between 250 to 400 000 this my friend is an impeccable condition a
sargadelo like i've never
seen and may i he still has the box oh my god in the box in the papers rarely
do we ever see the box we
never see the box but i would value this at anywhere between 700 000 and 4.8
billion dollars given an
so