Name: White Eyes | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2024-05-09T16:00:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'White Eyes | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'White Eyes | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-09. Transcript available.

you look cute yeah i'm not buying any of that what are you talking about you
look so no i i
do what coming from you dude that's legit no legit to quit too legit to quit
you're a cutie pie
this is stop saying it's weird now eat some skittles let me see you eat some skittles
you eat some of those japanese skittles really really turned me on oh really
what's that oh we
got a we got a bag of cookies from what from whole foods cookie bar do you know
about this
open that up look at how many cookies are inside of that thing whole foods
though whole foods cookie
bar have you never had hold i only go to era one cookie bar oh gross we're not
we're not but open
that up look at them in different kinds out of zero should i give away my
should i give away my secret
macon of what we do okay so when i go to like the cookie bar like this and i
get like two pounds of
cookies that's what would it say two 2.6 pounds yeah you have to pay for these
cookies yeah but
check it out you go to the self-checkout and then you just put it on the thing
like you're going to
weigh it but you hold it right above it yeah so it only registers you know like
what did that say
like point today at point four that's good cookie bar tricks well i i'm a
cookie monster whoa that's
good wait a minute first of all whole foods is amazon you only brought for bobby
huh i don't want
any one of these right well you guys can have it no no we brought it for the
for the for the crew
i'm gonna have japanese candy but i gotta tell you mccone this is way too many
cookies
it's two and how much was that how much was it supposed to be yeah how much was
supposed to be
i think we paid i think we paid four dollars and 68 cents and it was supposed
to be 26. wow
you're tricky i'm a tricky cookie boy yeah you know me i'm a tricky cookie boy
who me i'm a tricky cookie boy let me see those are no let me see hold on all
right
awesome awesome awesome awesome with these skittles they taste like regular skittles
they do yeah
they're just japanese why why did you give me this matcha that's from carlos i
think carlos wanted to
bring you what's going on today no just in case uh your day wasn't so good it
wasn't good you had a
long day terrible but it's okay now aren't you no no it's not it's bad pretty
bad dude why is it so bad
today oh sit down i have something to talk to you about sit down asshole
asshole blue chair blue chair
man blue chew hi hi hi hello hi hi andres hi mccone put your purse in the other
let me ask you a
question what you're about to get it what's wrong with you because you're gonna
scold you why do you have
temple zits why do you have them you're supposed to get them on your face not
the temple what do you
mean yeah this is your temple right here she's trying to do when she does this
oh she she does
she does white eyes and so when she has white eyes oh i used to get those yeah
don't do white
eyes don't why people don't like them no don't do what i know you're like hello
i have a credit card
or whatever i don't know what they say what does that what white people yeah
hello i'd like to pay
in cash yeah yeah what are some things that only whites can say what are some
things that you hear
only white say that you would never hear a korean say or hear her go yeah gosh
golly that's good
oh gosh golly gosh golly is good my gosh golly chimney crickets heavens to betsy
when you go when
you see there's somebody they go a white guy and you go um you have to be at my
house at seven and
they go okie dokie no tell me you'll be at my house you have to be your house
at seven you gotta
be at my house at seven o'clock i'll be there early yeah yeah they're always
early yeah white people love
it what do you got to yell at her about oh um so hey you're a comforter oh did
you piss on the
come oh yeah let's get this is fun game yeah let's go guess what it is why is
bobby mad today guess what
it is uh the cats the cats are beautiful i cleaned i cleaned everything i'm not
i don't know well there's
one thing that you that you do that really disturbed me the other day i called
you about it oh the the
bottles the cat the cans not just the cans what what are you doing go ahead god
damn man this guy
oh my god i was about to christian bail it again dude what happened with the
cans and the bottles and
the cats and the bottles and the cans and the bottles and the bottles of the
bobby lee house
it's the cats and the bottle something is broken whose fault is it yours it's
your fault so i buy these
chili i buy chili from era one you know sometimes i don't finish them you never
finish you don't even
eat it it's just a design it's just a design yeah in your fridge i do just like
25 designs in my free
yeah but i'm artsy you mean chili peppers no i i i form them so it makes a
configuration you know
i mean so it's artsy what do you mean chili from air one turkey chili yeah that
those bottles oh god
bob just because you want people to come over and open your fridge and see air
one it's fifty dollars
like the water yeah that is fifty dollars for for a jar of chili it's the best
chili you'll ever have
i hope so yeah can we get to the water shut up dude and don't go don't give me
a chili
test either dude i'll know why did you lie that says eighteen dollars yeah he's
a liar dude
you're a little bad boy liar all right so stay on the stand the photo stay on
the photo
so on what i like to do is because what am i good at then what are you good at
yeah uh when it comes
to the environment you're good at giving back no no come on what do i do
because that goes right
in the toilet or the trash you're giving back no that's what i mean what do you
what do i do i'm
a conversation that's not you're a conservationist yes that's right you're a
constipationist yeah
i'm a constipationist your ibs has got you i'm very mindful about the
environment are you
seriously no you don't you do not you don't even use your recycle do i have two
trash cans in my
fucking thing yeah and you use the recycle as trash stop because i don't know
the difference
that's the only problem well let's learn because i actually don't fucking know
can i be honest we
throw so much stuff thank you so much but can i get to this first and then we'll
get to that
please i'm sorry no no it's your show it's both of our shows actually but your
show now okay
so um that's not what i'm at um i think it's done beneficial things to your
life this podcast
big time your confidence is big time uh you just your social status your
instagram account your
communication skills your mind's not even that good right you're still in this
country you're still in
this country because of us yeah yeah do you want to stay in the country yeah
okay good i get a call
today disturbing yeah bad frightening um no let me i'm not done okay it it felt
like do you remember
when um in the exorcist right the mother remember the mother please yeah what
do you mean go go go
what do you mean well yes i remember yeah yeah right right yeah and she the
father what's the
father's name bork um father boar father bork yeah yeah what is his name and
this is a terrible
analogy let's just let's damien yeah father damien yeah she goes the analogy
doesn't make any sense
but you got to get there if you're gonna go there should i guys finish try to
finish anyway i'll try to
finish it already started right so when she comes up to him and says um you
know i think my daughter
you know i mean needs an exorcism and his face was like either like like i've
never done that before
also this is gonna be super scary yeah but there's all these emotions this is
terrible analogy i can
tell i'm gonna find it with you i'm gonna find it with you just keep going i'm
done though oh that's
it did you find it oh no did you find it yet okay how about this yeah yeah find
it now your father dermis
yeah yeah and every single day you deal with a little devil that's what i meant
to say and you
want her to exude her evil that's what i want start doing good right i'm so
good
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