Name: Rudy's Embarrassed About Being on the Show?!
Uploaded: 2024-05-10T16:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Embarrassed About Being on the Show?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Embarrassed About Being on the Show?!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-10. Transcript available.

what i'm saying to you is is that um you're embarrassed about being on the show
no a little
bit are you really no do you have two instagrams i have three jesus you're
embarrassed about being
on the show no i'm not i'm just shy no you're not i'm just shy no you're not a
little shy guy
you're not a shy guy yeah no you're not i don't know it's just overwhelming
there's just so many
oh you're being overwhelmed yeah i do things for your family that you have no
idea you have no idea
dude the sacrifices i make what do you do whoa do you okay honestly you're on
oh you're on what did
i do okay so what do i do interesting what do i do let me see that makes me
sick yeah let me see
you do the dogs you do a lot of young lady young lady young lady okay bye clean
your house
barely now let's learn what recycling is i really want to know i'm serious i
want to know too that
kind of bugged me out i have no idea what goes in the recycle well before we
even look it up let's
see guests because i want to ask you something i'm being real okay all right so
there's the blue one yeah the blue bin and that's the recycled correct then
there's the black bin do
guys am i not you got it black bin what is that for just garbage green one tree
tree like tree kind
of right like leaves and stuff okay don't try to trick me with fucking garbage
okay i was born
i was born there black one i know in this day and in this day and age they
couldn't paint it any other
color yeah yellow would be more appropriate no not yellow that's trash yellow
seems like yuck trash
gross bad red too though yeah red too is like fire well first of all there are
red bins in the forest
for hot coals and stuff like that yeah that's not good look at that there you
go all right so let me
oh all right oh yeah what is a red bin in the hospital is that for uh hazardous
materials
thank oh yeah i'm hazard like blood clots and stuff well blood yeah it's blood
in general let me talk
to you okay all right so um in the in the blue one i put plastics glass how
much glass are you
throwing away a lot why do you have a lot of glass oh from your chili jars keep
those oh no that's the
one thing she threw away the lids that's what i was mad about because i use
them for my cachava
yeah we'll talk about it later we remember okay
so um plastic and glass glass and that's it right paper products like so paper
like paper paper towels
you throw in the recycled yeah no yes no yes you do paper towels yes any paper
product can go in
there paper cups unless it's soiled meaning like if it has poop on it or food
on it oh so but if it's just paper
tell that dried your hands with or something yeah really a hundred percent okay
go in there look
right here recycle in the blue bin go up zoom in recycle these items in the
blue bin computer paper
ledger paper arts and crafts paper unwanted mail flyers telephone books note
cards newspaper magazines
file folders paper bags post-it notes catalogs envelopes including window
envelopes cardboard of all kinds
cartons of all kind fruit juice wine cereal heavy cream metals metals so yeah i
do soda cans soda juice veggie cans
right right glass there you go bobby yeah look at it even says soda wine and it
says chili jars
yeah and plastics of all kinds yeah and everything else you have one one bin
per category
slow it down dude did you did you move back to spain in your mind did you have
a stroke what happened
what's going on dude blue bin blue bin and then the green bin is all the yard
waste yeah that's what they call it you know the reason why i'm not gonna do
your movie
i'll tell you what the reason i got a whole i got a whole i mean two but the
number one thing is
the number one thing is how long do notes take forever you take a take right he
comes from behind
video village it's like imagine how bad it's gonna be when you go over to spain
he's gonna have a thicker
accent oh my god he's gonna be with his boys back home oh you're oh dude if you
change he will do you
change when you're there oh my my my hombres hey it's fancy yeah do they call
you fancy back
home no no now they should what's fancy in spanish um pico pico you are a is
that in brazil
where is that harmonized club is this what it's like in spain yeah that i like
so what does that
say let me guess vidro vidro is the plants and stuff glass glass okay and let
me guess i guess
metal is is uh paper paper okay yeah plastico plastico papel papel and what's
the white no whites
no uh no exactly like food no yeah no food and stuff okay what is that word rica
baleala no recyclable
interesting very good um well now we learn because i throw shit all over the
but you know what's so
funny i learned on that penn and teller show bullshit it all gets separate put
to the same place it
doesn't matter right and i want to say something what if you're listening to
this podcast and you'd pick
up the trash in my neighborhood i love these announcements neighborhood watch
here this guy
that picks up our can here we go the arm you know the arm of the thing and then
the recycling guy drops it down the trash guy
and throws it and it hits my fucking aggressively oh my god it's it hucks it hucks
yeah stop it
whoever the fuck you are cut it out what because it broke the top in i had to
get a
fucking new one you can't blame oh he no he's at the control it's not controls
it's the mechanic
back at the fucking trash place what whatever the the programmer not that it's
not a programmer
it's not a robot no i don't use his fucking joysticks i'm just saying the
mechanics of the
fucking the it's off it's the same truck you're gonna oil it up or something
dude it's not a
fucking android that's not what i was fucking referring to it's the same
programmer what the
fuck are you talking about dude this is this is not fucking wally we've
programmed the truck
yeah yeah no it's the same kind of truck it's just so what you're saying is is
that he has two modes
softly release or chuck okay look yeah yeah what the fuck you're talking about
i stare out the
window with my coffee i watch him do it the one guy knows how to do the levers
so it woo-doo
this guy before it gets to the ground he lets it go wait let me can i ask you
this look at the
fucking lever okay is is it the same lever is it the same lever that does your
other regular trash
it's the plastic same thing so so basically but the recycling truck does it
nicely all right so
oh it's none of the same truck then buddy have you ever seen a truck no have
you never seen your
trash get picked no never not not one different trucks oh i thought they're the
same truck oh they're
my bad yeah what the fuck i thought he was saying that there was two guys
two guys in one truck right and it's your turn buddy you and he goes watch this
chuck and
shit have you never chuck you hear me that's what i thought you're telling me
let the other guy do it
what what you've never watched the trash i've never even heard it he doesn't
even return
his bins back to yeah somebody does it for me i know who does it for me your
garden my gardener does
it raul raul hey see what yeah yeah yeah but uh yeah so that's what i thought
so i get what you're
saying yeah he throws it yeah we didn't we have to make a call i don't know
what's going why he does
that and he doesn't just do it to me because i thought this guy not like me
yeah every house
he hucks it it might be kind of fun for him to do i mean it's just like a
remember at the kid at the
park when you're a kid in the sand digger thing yeah you know what i'm talking
about yeah yeah you
not know what that is no playground well what do they have there in the philippines
do you not have
a playground in the philippines only like rich areas but it's just a rich air
playgrounds are
like in all neighborhoods there's just a place to no that's not that's a filipino
playground
look how beautiful that looks great that's a rich so that's a is that a rich
playground
not really they're not wearing shoes we we didn't have any of that you didn't
have a playground look
at that old tires tires the playground that we go to is near the cemetery oh my
god oh my god is it
in this is it a part of the cemetery yeah yeah yeah yeah if you find a bone you
can play with it
let's play hide and go bone hey that's my uncle
put down on my uncle you can't find me you can't find me yeah all right they
play tag with someone's
harm you