Name: Filipino Ghost Stories!
Uploaded: 2024-05-11T16:00:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Filipino Ghost Stories!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Filipino Ghost Stories!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-11. Transcript available.

what is the filipino association with the afterlife and i mean this because you
know how like
uh so in latin culture it's a celebration of life here it's like woo scary bull
is it the same there we can have the worst dia de los muertos it's called cala
cala
yeah spirit spirit and it's kind of the same stop stop stop can i can just why
can't it just be
cala why do you say it twice i don't know listen yeah listen spirit spirit that's
why that's how
they would say oh spirit spirit yeah that's like a frog saying spirit spirit um
cala cala is spirit
spirit that's kind of what that's the same as dia de los muertos or whatever
and we go to the cemetery
and we bring food for the dead but if i said cala right you wouldn't know what
i was saying i'd say
it twice no it's not the same wait a minute you bring food for the dead don't
didn't you guys not
have a lot of food as kids so you'd sacrifice food for the dead yeah but we
also eat it like we wait
and pray and then we eat it oh it's a guarantee that's guaranteed okay he's not
going to eat it
you put it on the gravestone and then wait five minutes basically you're having
just dinner at the
graveyard yeah dinner at the graveyard yeah and there's always drinking and
then yeah do you guys
throw parties like that in spain no you don't do that you do the masks and
stuff like that that's
mexican culture oh my god what do the spanish do they don't do anything you
guys are not fun dude it's
not fun it's not what is with spain being so people go to the cemetery they
clean their the graves they
that might be the saddest thing there was a video on tick tock the other day of
a guy cleaning graves
yeah but he was cleaning people's graves no during the middle of the day like
cleaning like to be nice
and then a little kid walks up i mean dude i almost started crying he it's in
the video they're
videotaping him cleaning and a little kid walks up and goes hi mom to one of
the graves and i was like
oh my god it shattered my soul and the guy cleans graves like this there's a
guy that goes around
i don't know where it was but he's all over ticket he just cleans graves
because they're dirty
he wants them to look i saw a tick tock all right of a father giving his his
son a teddy bear like for
his birthday or whatever yeah and his mom had just died like six months before
right and so you know
this kid's like teddy bear right oh i know and the what what is it it's got her
voice in it yeah and
you press it and he goes i miss you timmy why is that funny why is that funny
because it's so cruel to me
you know what i mean no it's beautiful it's not it's not it's like let me see
it oh this is yeah
this is one yeah the one we'll go here all right there you go now go ahead you
gotta touch the hands
one at a time
oh man that's gonna make it why is that funny you're insane it's so cruel it's
so cruel can you imagine i'm
gonna get bobby i'm gonna get bobby you cried yeah oh rudy are you being real
you cried oh my god
that's so sad it's so sad oh my god let me have a response cut out my response
no
fuck you maybe it's too much maybe let's see this let's see a little bit of
comedy just to bring us
back yeah yeah yeah it's sad right huh yeah this is a commercial for a cement
company but what what
we're still doing this hold on andrew said he wants to see some comedy i just
want to see a little
bit of comedy oh let's do a comedy all right right oh cute
nagar juna that's insane they're saying if they built the twin towers they
would have never
but anyway yeah i'm sorry for laughing at that video no you're not i really am
because the first
time i saw it i cried if i get you a golf club and it makes a noise when you
swing and it goes are you
gay that's really fun if you had your dad in something you would cry you would
cry you'd cry it depends
on what he says yeah yeah i mean if he says something that like i didn't expect
yeah right
that was really like sentimental then yeah yeah well if we're on the subject of
death i want to
say something serious for two seconds stay crying we had a beautiful show in
long beach california one
of our fans passed away that was on the show with us do you remember this guy
we brought him on stage
he passed away um sadly but we got some love from his family saying thank you
we don't know we didn't
inquire but we want to give a shout out to devon's family we love you guys that's
fucking terrible i
know but but but how beautiful uh his family are you showing me this photo is
he in there yeah yeah
we're going to show you the video oh okay but he his family said that thank you
guys for what
did the family say just say it was his i believe it was his girlfriend and she
was just like
she was talking uh she's single she was just like that girl in the beanie's hot
did you just hear
what carlos that girl in the beanie no real quick did you hear what carlos just
said just stop stop
who's single oh that's so good you're a piece of it's so good
you're a you're a piece of shit dude wait a week okay yeah oh it's already been
a week okay yeah
you're clear well she's single then hey she said what she was basically just
like thanks don't say
basically just say literally thanks for showing him love like yeah like a big
fan like thanks
thanks bad let me see let me see let's see this is this is our boy devon huh
you don't know pick two
people come on buddy i just come up on stage you come up on stage it uh okay
yeah he's picking
murderers to be on stage i know i know we were making fun fun good man that's
him what's your name
dude devon oh god damn man yeah monday's yeah i'm devon no laugh devon where
are you from i am from
la mirada california hell yeah what do you do uh what do you do dev uh i live
my answer would be
barely but i do oh let's pause it you know honestly dude let me just say in the
moment no honestly dude
honestly that's fucking fucking in the moment you're a piece of fucking shit
dude what a piece
of fucking garbage you murdered that guy you have a death touch yeah in the
moment it was very funny
it got a good laugh we talk about it of the death it's you dude sit down that
got a good laugh pretty
good laugh uh he actually was cracking up i will say this before we continue
everything that we do to our
fans is because we love them and we were having fun with them and he was having
a fucking great time
even though i don't want to see the rest oh you do you do did you get in here
did you buy tickets
my girlfriend brought me did you sneak in here he lives here under the board he's
like i'm here to
clean up but they told me to come early all right dev dog we love you man and
uh we hope you win
because uh i got some gift cards for you i need them all right bobby i mean i
fucked up yeah you
fucked up we love you i'm kidding i'm with you guys okay here we go what grizzly
animal lives in chicago
what grizzly creature yes devin your mother fuck you devin you son of a bitch
fuck yeah yeah you son
of a bitch dude devin you son of a bitch oh man in your face do you know what
devin you know what i'd
come over there but i don't want to catch anything andrew and what i got a fart
oh good thank god
all right all right well bobby puts that in his face well we won't oh do you
let's see it
fart mike right maybe that did it oh no look at his face maybe that did it i
will say this guy was a
great sport he had a lot of fun he was rad and he took a bunch of we were
making fun of him and he was
having fun i was there i remember like all good bad friends fans can take a
good joke and he was awesome
so rest in peace to devin sorry devin sorry damn i'm so sorry let's say it
again no no no leave
that in because what the fuck no no sorry sorry rest in peace devin what do you
have to say with a
voice i don't just say rest in peace devin why are you smiling i'm not why are
you smiling you're
smiling he by the way he would love this yeah he would love this so let's all
right just relax okay
rest in peace devin uh and to your family no don't why'd you laugh why are you
doing why'd you laugh
just now dude god why are you laughing because you're double piecing a guy who
passed away
like what the fuck are you doing i'm so i see here's here's the thing every
funeral i go to i laugh
you have to yeah because i just can't handle it it's hard to cry it's so
painful to me you know
i mean so it's like you know i mean devin well we love you big d we love you
big d and rest in
peace to his family we love you guys too and thank you for being bad friends
yeah
you