Name: GTA in Real Life
Uploaded: 2024-05-12T16:00:24.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'GTA in Real Life' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'GTA in Real Life' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-12. Transcript available.

does that say in the philippines you guys have funerals for seven days yeah
what what
and the family will hold a wake-up for up to seven days in honor of their loved
one yeah
because we think like the soul is still there and it's confused seven days wait
wait it needs a week
to get it together directions yeah but how do i get to heaven yeah yeah which
way is heaven what
confused about what like what what happened to it like oh am i dead like where
am i going it takes
seven days to realize that that's what they say okay and then like people go to
that place and
then they like gamble they like on the casket no no no it's just the casket and
then outside of the
house you gamble if whether or not he's going to find his way into the
afterlife play games oh just
for fun yeah gamble like drink like there's so many like relatives that are
like drunk many filipinos
believe that the soul of the dead wanders the earth for 40 days after his or
her death
you think they walk around for 40 days carlos why why why why the laughter it
just seems unlikely what
is that it seems unlikely to be is that what it's called pass i am bugs i am
bug ccm they pray
for nine days and so so you you do you believe people are just chilling for 40
days this is funny
though to be honest of all people that would die and need to take time to get
to the afterlife what it's
why oh you who you think you're gonna take a direct flight to the afterlife you're
gonna take your time
when you die you probably need seven days to get there first of all on the
first day but it's not
out of confusion no confucius say no no what i'm saying you're gonna take seven
days i'll take seven
days don't don't get me don't you're gonna get me angry today to you don't let
me fuck you okay
all right let me say something what stop what's this painting that's the
painting of this whole
situation oh this whole situation okay that's kind of a what's up with that
chick's big tits
yeah do you get to suck her tits in the afterlife is that what that is no but
the seven days i'll
purposely wander around right just to see what's going on how people are
reacting and stuff you
want to know what people are saying about you well rest in peace to our peace
to our
anyway rest in peace for that and let's move on let's not talk about that yeah
positive positive
well she started it with all this filipino yeah yeah the filipino nonsense yeah
yeah what's this you
good i'm good are you biting your nails again yeah why i don't know you got to
cut it out you know
there's poop under your nails oh i clean my hands i'm not like you guys okay do
you are you watching
shogun no but i'm watching tell me dairy girls oh so good yeah pointing at me
when you do that
were you pointing at me what is dairy girls it's such a comedy right it's so
funny irish and i've
been trying to do their accent let's hear you do their accent this is great
okay i'm sorry claire i'm
just not that into you not interested in me look at the state of you that's
pretty good good dude
almost just sounds like a white person but it's good sorry claire sorry claire
not india not india
daddy girls daddy girls dude they're so funny have you seen the show no i've
heard of it though
so good it's good they're fantastic you love it how many seasons is it it's
three three or four right
three no it's over fall out no okay you don't know okay our good friend johnny
pemberton's in fallout
it's amazing yeah very good i haven't seen it yeah it's based on the video game
yeah yeah it's my
favorite video game anyway yeah let's talk about shows anymore what is what is
why can't i get into
stuff like that what i like preemptively because it's a video game i'm like i
don't know if i can
you know it's funny people have seen it that didn't even know it was a video
game
yeah that's what i've heard that people like it anyway yeah yeah but if you do
play the video game
you literally go after like three scenes you go oh yeah they have it right they
got it and it's it
and it's one of those games when i was playing it back in the day i mean there's
no way they'll
do a show on this it's too hard and they did it you know well they also made
grand theft auto
a movie really it happens every day i leave my house what do you mean dude
honestly yeah i was
driving today under one of the bridges and they were five city trucks five city
trucks two cops
uh uh one guy to spray off the piss and off the sidewalk yeah one guy to
collect his tents and all
that stuff and it's one dude and it's five city trucks to move one guy from out
from under a bridge
i'm like this is grand theft auto yeah we live in grand theft auto like a movie
yeah it is like a
bad movie i saw a man this city is it's so far awful i saw a man he was on some
sort of drugs right and
he was like half naked traffic like western what's so funny nothing like
western and olympic-y right
yeah and he fell on his ass 42 times 42 times yeah i counted and i would the
light wasn't that long
we go one two three i was with my friend haley four five he kept falling and we
just started beckling
laughing but then he was in traffic like cars whizzing by him and he's falling
on it he's in the
middle of the road oh yeah well you didn't go help him what am i gonna do well
i don't know shuffle
him along or something yeah yeah so i it was but then sadness occurred i'm like
oh this is you know
it's so funny you look around and things you shouldn't accept you accept like
like homelessness
not just homelessness things that you see like you know a syringe next to a
baby shoe
you know what i mean like why are these together in the middle of the street
you know what i mean like
things that you shouldn't and you just kind of walk by them it is what it is
yeah you see a naked
dude you know hey man sucka sucka sucka you know and you're like and you try to
walk around them and
like have a good day sir it's like these are things in society we shouldn't
accept we should help
sometimes it brings you joy what do you mean sucka sucka hey man i'll never i
was at the at fairfax
fairfax you know where the all the stores are by supreme and all that shit i
was waiting at that
light by cantors i'm not kidding i was having kind of a shitty day yeah i'm
sitting i just look over to
my left just a glance and there's the bus stop there and there's a woman with
her pants on her ankles
taking a shit on the bus bench yeah and a guy is sitting there on the bus bench
as she he's just
sitting there yeah yeah and she's pooping on the bench right next so he doesn't
even glance over he
just lets her shit right at the bus bench i was dying laughing yeah it made my
day yeah it was
fucking hilarious wait it's not okay it's not okay i feel bad but it was very
funny to watch someone just
poop on a bench with a guy sitting there that guy's just trying to go to work
yeah and she's just
shitting right on the bus bench it was so fucking funny i was like this is
insane this city is
fucking terrible why do we live here by the way yeah i just want to say we can't
reveal what happened
at family feud oh can we talk about it so i don't i don't know about you guys
but i was nervous yeah
i was so anxious i was so anxious because like i'm wearing a suit and we're
driving up there we
you looked good yeah thank you you did too you look we look great we were sharp
we look sharp
we show up at the place and then once you go into the studio you're like there
it is it's real
it's real flavorflav had all 55 of his family members yeah we had no entourage
yeah what's that
what's that fucking face you could have had one entourage didn't want you didn't
want you there
sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry if we were gonna have somebody else there
rudy was invited
no you didn't yes you were invited not to be on this you're really you fucking
liar we invited you
to the show not to be on the show but you were invited to come and yes you were
yes you were no
one told me well that's your fault anyway my team was get told my team was me
andrew this is the order
kalilah esther and my friend jean love jean hung the best jean jean and esther
should have switched
yeah flavorflav came in swinging you don't know who that is is steve harvey's
teeth really white
i'm glad you're back on the show yeah yeah me too is his teeth really white
yeah that's what they
say every time he came up and said something to me so sweet and nice i couldn't
help but think about
kat williams interview talking about him yeah isn't that crazy crazy it was
like running through my
mind that that guy has that much weight now we had a great time it was a
wonderful experience it was
yeah yeah and um and i'd love to go back and do it again if if you your family
ever does it if my
family ever does it you'll be on it of course and you will not yeah but you'll
be invited that's fine
but as we're leaving
oh my god today i just want to finish this we'll finish it you're allowed to
take a break all right
i'm sorry i just feel pressure or something there is no pressure yeah i'm
chewing too much this is chewy
skittles man these are really good though where are these from japan a gas
station a gas station yeah
but the nice one but it's one of those family is one of those things where you
watch it on youtube
and you never in your wildest dreams would think that you would ever be on it
right
you don't you know him and are kind of crazy you know i mean you know idiots we're
idiots you know
we just you know and they used to have like you know respectable families on
there you know what i mean
well who was before us ken marino and uh the osmonds yeah donny osmond and his
whole family
and then us and yeah they're really scraping at the bottom right that's why we're
right we're getting
asked yeah but yeah but it was like it was fun though yeah it was fun though it
was like and we
were leaving i was just like wow we just did that that was incredible
you