Name: Bobby FLIPS OUT Over North Korean Titanic Remake
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby FLIPS OUT Over North Korean Titanic Remake' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-18. Transcript available.

- The reason why I want you there too,
is if the ship goes down.
- We're going down together.
- We have to go down together.
- Yeah, we will.
- We have to go down together.
- If it sinks, we sink as one.
- Yeah.
- I won't let you down, baby.
Although, if the ship sinks and we're both on a door.
- What do you mean?
- You know, like the ship sinks
and I got a door to hold onto
and then you're swimming in the water
and you're like, "I'm cold.
Can I get on the door?"
- Yeah, oh, like in, I get it.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah, Titanic.
- Why didn't she let him on the door?
There was plenty of room.
- Right.
- Why didn't she let him on the door?
Look at how much room is on the door.
- If I would, but here's what I,
but he f***ed up.
- Look at how comfortable that bitch looks.
And she's got a f***ing life preserver on.
- But this is where he f***ed up.
I thought about it.
- Falling in love with her?
- No.
- What?
- He's in the water.
- Got it.
- What I would have done
is looked her right in the eyes and said,
"Hey Rose, it's much warmer in the water."
Oh, she pops in, I jump on, right?
And I go, "Sucker!"
And I start wading away, right?
What do you think?
- That's good.
- I start wading right, right?
- That's smart.
- Go shark!
And I start wading away.
- Bye Rose!
- Bye Rose!
- What did you do?
There's no way you would,
'cause you're a human,
you just met the bitch.
- Your instinct.
- On the boat.
You didn't know her.
You just met the bitch on the boat.
- A Titanic passenger list reveals
that there were eight travelers
of Chinese descent aboard the Titanic,
but only six of them survived.
Li Bing, Chang Chip, Chung Fu.
- There's no way.
Chang Chip was on there?
- Chang Chip.
- I'm such a big fan of her work.
- Chung Fu, Ling He.
- Chung, I've had that at the restaurant.
- Fang Lang and Ah Lam.
- Dude, it's, you know.
- Have you ever had Ah Lam?
It's delicious.
- I know.
You know what makes me even angry
after you read that?
- Huh?
- Not a one person in that,
you saw them in the movie.
- Well, they all, six of them survived.
- At least in the background,
walking by with a plate.
- First of all.
- They didn't even fucking do that.
- No, those were passengers.
They weren't workers.
- Well, the guy on the left definitely was,
almost died, look at his face.
- Jesus, he got shot?
- I don't know, what happened to his face?
Dude, they looked.
- Now, this is a movie I would love to see.
- The six Chinese.
- The six survivors from the Titanic.
- Yeah.
Oh, they probably did sneaky shit, though.
- Sneaky shit.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What did they do?
They must've done.
- What were they up to on the boat, you think,
these Chinese travelers?
- The tragic tale of Masabi Honso,
the Japanese Titanic survivor who was ostracized
for not going down with the ship.
- Oh, from Japan, the culture.
- Wait.
- Yeah, the culture goes,
you shoulda died with the, everybody else.
Your honors.
- So he survived and they were mad about it?
- Like Shagun.
- Like in Godzilla minus one,
the theme, right?
And the theme was like, you know,
he didn't go down with the Banzai.
So when he came back to the,
you know what I mean?
You know, the military, you know.
- He's disgraced.
- He was disgraced.
How are you alive?
- He's the only,
this dude was the only Japanese traveler
to board the ship.
And he survived.
- That's incredible.
- Give this guy his flowers.
Why would they want him dead?
He was prepared to die when an officer said
there was a space on the lifeboat.
- I will take my life.
Is there space on the-
- Right.
- Right, right.
- I love him, like his eyes darted.
- That's really funny.
Yeah, yeah.
- Think there's room for one more?
- Yeah, yeah.
- According to Metropolis Japan,
he was shamed for not adhering
to the women and children first principle,
avoiding honorable death.
Hanson was subject to what the Japanese refer as
Murahachibu or social ostracism.
So they fucking ridiculed this guy
for living through the worst tragedy
he could have lived through.
- Oh my, they, that, fuck man.
- He lost his job despite being hired part-time.
The stigma followed him for the rest of his life.
Hanson lived in quiet shame as a recluse.
- Why did I lose my job?
Oh, because you are alive.
- Right?
- Even upon his passing mentioned the Titanic
had been forbidden in his home.
That is, that is a part of Japanese culture
that you're like, guys, let it go.
- It's bullshit, get rid of that.
That's insane. - That's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
- That poor bastard.
- Poor bastard.
- Women, women and children were on, there was a spot.
- Also, can I just say this?
Back then, like racism was like prevalent.
- It was at a tall time high.
- Right, so like imagine him on the boat
and people are scooting away.
- Right.
- They would do that.
- They don't want to touch him.
- They don't want to touch that.
- No, racism at its all time high.
- Yeah, what a lonely boat ride.
- I mean how quiet, nobody wants to say anything.
- Yeah.
- Cause he's there, they're afraid.
He's like, you know, you know.
- But what if he said something made everyone laugh?
It's dead quiet.
- Dead silent.
- And then he looks at everyone and he goes,
"Haddle."
- And they all just start laughing.
I think I would have been really funny on that boat.
Don't you think?
Oh, they made a book?
There's a North Korean on the Titanic?
- It's a North Korean version.
Because it's so popular.
- Oh my God, that's so funny.
- It's quiet.
- 100 times in a row to perfect their story.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- They what?
- Kim Jong-un made a,
or someone made them watch Titanic 10 or a hundred times
so that they could know the story so well.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- And so we made a North Korean.
Is the graphics as good?
I don't think so.
- It looks the exact same.
- It's called "Soul's Protest."
- Oh, we gotta get that movie.
- Can we buy that?
- There's no way to find that movie.
- Hey, how about.
- What?
- Quiet on the boat.
The water's splashing by.
Everyone's staring.
He's sitting there, a Japanese guy.
And then he goes,
"More like a not so nice bug."
- Dude, imagine him trying to do-
- He's trying to do a bit.
- He's trying to do stand-ups.
- He's trying to do a witty bit there.
That's so funny.
And it dies.
- It dies.
- Yeah, it dies.
- That would have died.
- Imagine it bombs so bad.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But one kid in the back is like-
- The whole movie's on YouTube for free.
- You better believe it is.
Yeah, well, they wanted propaganda.
Oh, this looks exactly like the original.
- What if the Japanese guy goes,
what if the Japanese guy goes-
- Turn it off.
- He goes,
just dead quiet.
It might not work, but he goes-
- Water's swishing by.
- It's swishing by, right.
Yeah.
I know it's really cold,
but nobody say,
"It's so nippy."
I don't know.
He goes, "Captain said iceberg not that big."
I guess he was a Wong.
Who was driving that ship?
A Chinese guy?
Dude, him doing bits on the boat.
- That's so funny.
- I would fucking lose my shit.
- So funny.
- That's such a fucking insane concept.
- It's insane.
- Yeah.
- And the poor guy ridiculed.
Lost everything.
- He probably killed himself.
- No, he didn't.
He said he died his natural death by himself
in his house alone, jobless and alone.
- Yeah.
- I mean, come on.
By the way, did you see this clip of Trump
going to Chick-fil-A?
Have you seen that?
- No.
- It's fucking hilarious, dude.
This guy, he's nonstop.
He's a nonstop media fucking frenzy, this guy.
- Donald Trump went to Chick-fil-A yesterday
and was talking with the workers
and it was such an organic moment
because you had all these people.
- Yeah, it seemed organic.
- Super organic.
- Were Trump supporters as well, minorities.
- What are the chances?
- Good looking.
- What good looking people?
- That was worth it.
And I love those what you have for me.
- That's beautiful.
- Dude, he's hilarious.
- It's art, right?
How are you doing everything?
- Yes.
- Yes.
- They're lying.
- And also some chicken.
I'm going to take care of the customers.
Is this business good?
- Yes.
- Making a lot of money?
- Yes.
- Everyone's getting rich, right?
- Yes.
- Yeah, everyone's getting rich.
That works at fucking Chick-fil-A, Donald Trump.
- Oh my God, he's so fucking detached.
- That's hysterical.
- He does not.
- We'll take 30 milkshakes.
I'm sure you're all billionaires.
When you get out of here, do you fly or drive?
What a fucking goon.
- He's an asshole.
- Are you all Republicans?
By the way, this is a note to our fans.
When you walk into a Chick-fil-A,
ask if they're Republicans.
Don't order yet.
Hi, welcome to McDonald's.
I'm going to take your order.
Hi, are you a Republican?
- That's insane.
- That's insane.
- So what I want to do is I want to end this podcast
by asking Andreas, when are you shooting your movie?
- When you're not available.
- So have you gone through the casting process?
- I'm on it right now.
- Cool. Good luck.
- Thank you.
- Let's see this final clip to end the show.
- What is it?
- After we finished filming, OJ said to me that he had a surprise for me and I
genuinely was surprised.
- Just, did you do it?
- What?
- No, I didn't.
- I think it was his idea of a joke.
- Nope.
- And this is it.
- Didn't I do it?
No, I didn't.
- She shit her pants, huh?
- Dude, I would be so terrible.
- Rest in peace, OJ, you fucking asshole.
- What a fucking asshole.
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God, dude.
That's insane.
- Thank you for being a bad friend.
- Yeah, woo-hoo, yeah, woo-hoo, yeah, woo-hoo, yeah, woo-hoo, yeah.