Name: The More You Know 💫 - Bobby Lee's WRONG Definitions!
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The More You Know 💫 - Bobby Lee's WRONG Definitions!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-23. Transcript available.

ergo
what what yeah ergo ergo you shouldn't i'm making a good point your honor
ergo ergo it's a new air bud movie it's with uh no what is it i've never
literally never heard
that you'll have seen the matrix ergo ergo okay what does it mean though do you
know what ergo
means therefore it means therefore it's like it'd be and and and and to wrap
and to summarize wow
i know i was an english minor you were yeah you're good with words
no i'm literally i i'm literally honestly dude i really got stuck on ergo yeah
i saw your face
yeah i once you said that it put me into a completely different panic i think
you thought
it was from star trek deep space yeah i was thinking wherever i heard that
before but then
like in the context of what you said i'm trying to figure out why that you're
like what episode
did ergo pop it yeah yeah yeah hi i'm ergo yeah exactly okay you learn
something new every day
hospitality you know what that is i feel like i have two weeks i found out you
just learned
what hospitality means it has to do with hospitals ever you know what i mean no
it doesn't have to
do with i know i know i do i know that i know that now i know that now but i
never bothered to
memorize the word hospitality because of the fact that like i at 52 years old
okay how about so when i say the phrase haspo what do you think i was talking
about
it's like ergo i just kind of let it go you let it go all these years it's like
if someone says uh
baseballio you know what i mean like i was being baseballio right and you're
and in your mind you're
like it has something to do with baseball so i'm not going to memorize that but
it's not at all
but i know to be baseballio needs to be rude to someone below you right right i
know that now
do not be spolio someone i will not be spolio you know me good but like
hospitality was one of those
where i just you know because the word hospitals in it oh i'm not a nurse i don't
need to memorize
that word but then when i once i figure it out right i'm like oh it's it's it's
a part of you
mean my you know me wheelhouse of words now i can use it's so funny that he
goes on a date with a
nurse and he's like so you work in hospitality and she's like that's what i
would kind of not
really but kind of i know that's what i honestly that's but but but a nurse
does work in hospitality
i know in a way right like andres is his wife works kind of and i by the way i
ran into them having
lunch yeah cutest on earth who him and his wife yeah yeah his wife is beautiful
she's beautiful
smart and sweet and cool and she that guy yeah i know it shocks my soul yeah
when i see her it almost
makes me mad well actually makes me believe in god because something else has
to be going on well no
i think here's what it is and i'm not i don't know much about their
relationship but this is what
happened your wife beautiful woman you know he asked you know he asked her to
be in his movie in
spain too by the way i know he won't let it go okay yeah we're not doing it but
my point is
your wife let me just guess through her years she dated hot dudes
she just let me finish i'm sure she had are you projecting whoa he's starting a
war be careful buddy
let me ask you something do you want me in your movie i didn't say anything
what no no
oh my my wife dated hot dudes yeah okay and these hot dudes
her over i mean she went on their messages you mean there's messages from
motherfucking a lot of pro
athletes right right right right right you know what i mean there's a lot going
on her heart's broken
year after year probably 80 dudes yeah you know what i mean over the years the
clipper's a couple
of years broken the entire the entire right clipper team the clipper team and
the clipper girls right
and then she she goes to therapy or something and the therapist well why don't
you just go low
go real low yeah go real low she's like how low and they go did you see the new
um jj abrams
star wars what's so funny you know right and she's like i guess i should i ran
it and she said no
no i'm just gonna tell there is an animal in there called the pork and they're
these flying birds
and chewbacca eats one yeah right there are so many humans with that body and
scientifically they
don't get you know they don't fuck people over right so that because they can't
marry a pork
maria park that she did she finds what are you doing what are you doing
what are you doing dude i'm doing a show right now i'm looking for the tv's off
anyway the tv's
off you guys yeah yeah anyway is that what happened i'll tell you speaking of
going low yeah today i saw
a basset hound must have been how old was that basset hound do we think what do
we say maybe 15.
how old do they live i don't even know but it was so old but he kept his balls
in the basset hound
because you know how they're low to the ground they're long but low his balls
were literally
dragging on like joey diaz yeah they were dragging yeah they were dragging on
the ground i'm not
even kidding they swayed back and wow they were hitting the concrete you like
that i thought it was
cool that i think it's pretty cool i think it's cool that he kept the balls of
the dog because i
will say this a biggest one of the biggest regrets in my life i'm not kidding
is that we um
we we we uh oh no we nipped up our dog i wish that she could have puppies and i'm
bummed that we
i wish we let her have puppies you can reverse it no you can't they can do it
with men
it's not oh that's not a male dog it's not a vasectomy oh it's a woman
yeah man okay my bad you know it's a woman a little tiny strong black woman
yeah black woman
that's right i in my house i have a little tiny hairy strong black woman so she
can't have babies
that's what i say when i ask her all right i say cubby can you baby she goes
not after what you did yeah yeah but if you can reverse it what do you do you
better get you
better get away from me with that that's what she said you go to a dog park and
just go go get go
no here's some beautiful like little well first i put her in a little dress
yeah yeah i i give her
a little bit of smell good yeah yeah yeah and she walks in little doggy heels
yeah yeah and then i i
set her up we find someone we do we find another dog that's applicable yeah no
i wish we did be able
to get her puppies it kind of bums me out i i like to this day i'm like why did
we do that well let
me say something well i didn't want her to get her doggy period i got one thing
better than you
but for you i mean i mean you get so chinese in these moments ergo ergo ergo ergo
ergo
ergo hospitality um guess what guy what don't do this well speed it up i will
you know the clone how much does a clone cost because we talked about this you
can do it now
i can clone my dog for like what how much is it 15 grand now wow clone dude
should we do it i mean i
honestly let's let's do an experiment to see if it works to clone one of our
dogs yeah i would 100 be
into it what do you guys think let's clone a dog it costs fifty thousand
dollars five zero dude what
happened to your voice barry white what the fuck it costs fifty thousand
dollars why is your voice
like that i just had phlegm okay clear your throat right now all right now let's
say how much it costs
fifty thousand dollars yeah yeah yeah will you say it like an asian guy though
please fifty thousand
dollars no they wouldn't say dollars would they what would they say dollar yeah
yeah dollar fifty
thousand dollar thank you fifty grand that's still that's a lot of money dude
fifty grand that's a
fucking car i know but this is what i would do what and 35 grand it says uh cat
for cats this is what
we're gonna do we do one spec this is a couple months down the road we do one
special night at the
irvine improv we do two shows on a sunday you and i and it's charity all for
our dogs to clone one dog
okay i think we can make it up then i mean and then we we clone it so we have
people donate during
the show not the ticket sales but donate no the ticket sales goes toward it
okay so we asked the
club for all the ticket sales because it's going to go towards the dog dog the
cloning of a dog
good idea yeah i think it's a great idea are you being sarcastic because
sometimes i feel like i am
yeah yeah yeah don't don't yeah very much not no very much so very much don't
do ergo fuck you
hospital today fuck you