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well hey guys that's my time this next comic unbelievable such a funny dude you've
seen him
such movies as 21 jump 20 jump shoot 22 jump street project x so funny texas
zone dax flame
hello thanks for having me um so do you want me to do some jokes um let's see
this is the this is these are the jokes i did at the comedy place
let's we're doing this we're the audience thanks for thanks for having me i
hope you're doing great
so do you ever have a social inter a social interaction you wish you wish you
went different
that went that you wish went differently so for example the other day i was in
line at a grocery
store and a guy said i could like go ahead um basically i was in this line the
guy said go
ahead and i said like something to him that he didn't realize like that was a
joke so i was like
okay that just happened um and then if i had a genie uh uh if i had a genie
all my wishes would have been used on things like that long ago
um speaking of genies uh how do those lamps work is there like a giant room in
there is it just asleep
until it's rubbed or whatever this is good this is so good um keep going and
then um uh my ex-girlfriend
uh okay my ex-girlfriend used to get headaches a lot uh not my fault i promise
um and um that the
whenever she would get them she would get really mad at me because i'd be like
uh
let's see oh i'd say don't worry it's only in your head and she'd be like no i
really have a headache
and i'd be like no literally it's just in your head uh and then um i had this
joke kind of
all right let's not let's not give away all the gold okay yeah i i want i
because we are gonna have
you on a show yeah we're gonna have you gotta come on a show you gotta come on
a show on a stand-up show
yeah yeah yeah can i can i there you go experiment with mr flame here real
quick yeah yeah may i all
right so look so this is what we're gonna do it's like we're gonna do stand up
on the spot okay so i'm
gonna give you a topic you're just gonna riff don't even think about it oh yeah
you just riff about
it right my mind goes blank when i try to do that but i'll try you're gonna you
know what in improv
it's only yes there's no no that's right i know that right all right so here we
go beef brisket go
ahead beef brisket is one of those popular things about like barbecue dishes
and i'm from texas so
people like to eat that but i never liked barbecue so um um
it's good it's good okay yeah that is good really good really good we're we're
what do you do i'm a uh i'm a financial analyst
what do you think about that okay um i don't know but my wife my wife works in
a uh she works at a
cemetery right babe she i do she does embalming yeah she does embalming what do
you think about that
there's got to be a lot mr comedian delora cemetery my grandfather's buried
there funniest thing you've
seen there huh what's the funniest thing you've seen at a slip set on the
audience well everything
i've seen at the cemetery is way funnier than your act i'll tell you that right
now says the crowd you
suck whoa burn how do you own a heckler oh are you asking us or yeah oh
how many followers do you have half a million yeah 500 000 now because the past
two months have been
really good i hope it keeps growing it goes too yeah i really like you man i
don't know what about your
eyes you catch me good yeah no i mean not a good thing oh yeah yeah what do you
mean it's a great
thing no there's something going on with your i'm sorry can i may i say
something yes there's a
sadness okay no i'm so sorry may i go here or no you can do whatever you want
but i like our guest
i know i like you dude let me just say this before i ever say what i'm gonna
say i like it a lot dax and
i think that you're a talented guy and i'm just happy to be a pleasure as all
mine okay so that well
it's a pleasure to meet you a pleasure to be here okay dax how old are you 32.
what's your biological
name what's your what's your birth name um well i don't most people don't know
my first name oh and
i've always been reluctant to say it because like what if people like find my
address or whatever ah but
people know my middle name uh which is madison oh i like madison thanks but
your eyes oh yes may
go back to the eyes yeah yeah i mean god i want to know your first name so me
too i think maybe we'll
guess if we're if we guess it would you say could i show you my id and then you
don't yeah we won't
reveal it on the show yeah yeah we would never do that that's awesome yeah uh
do you not you don't have
a wallet just throw it to me there's no camera cameras will not there's no
there's no wall those
guys won't do anything bad you know okay we should buy him a wallet maybe yeah
can we get him a wallet
we got your wallet oh wow what that's not what i thought let me see that's
interesting that's wild
what is your yeah i mean it's like it's almost like a puzzle so is your what's
your middle name james
young young yeah yeah cool what's where how did you get this name um i think
that's his last name
might have been like a great grandpa or something i'm not sure are you italian
uh i don't know well i
took a dna test uh what did it say then a lot of things yeah okay yeah are you
black uh no korean
are you korean uh no asian uh no jewish oh that was on there yeah yeah yeah are
you proud of that uh
yeah well happy passover i i know one i know celebrates i mean uh like friends
do but like no
one no i didn't grow up with any celebrating of that or anything so you're
against uh jewish holidays
no no uh no i just don't have never done that you don't like them you don't
participate even though
it's your heritage i think they're awesome you sure yes okay what's your
favorite one passover
that's your favorite one and you didn't celebrate even though it's your
favorite uh no or hanukkah yeah
the hanukkah is better i don't know actually so you don't you're making a mockery
of it it sounds
like you're mocking it unintentionally if so if i am i'm sorry it's fine well
she's jewish i would
apologize to her if anything yeah is that offensive what i said yeah sorry i
mean i feel like you're
making i mean you spit on her dreidel it's verbally spitting on the dreidel is
what you did i see i see
do you do you do you think all people are equal uh yeah i don't feel i don't
buy that when you said
that um insane yeah let me let me throw you this back here let me see ready let's
do a little
nobody thought that was gonna happen by the way nobody in here thought we were
gonna make that
work and we did we connect on a different level thank you let's get into your
dating life so when's the
last time you've uh been with somebody uh that's a little forward oh okay let
me rephrase it yeah
please he's new you're a new friend oh you know what excuse me and you don't
let me say this i'm so
sorry when you're in this room you're a bad friend family we you're a friend of
ours really yeah we
don't want to just relax and also if you want anything cut out we'll cut it out
okay so feel free
seriously anything we don't we're not a gotcha podcast okay okay so if you came
up to us and says hey
guys i don't like that i don't want that part in there like the jewish part for
instance you know
then we cut it out you do you want us to cut that out was that uncomfortable if
you think it was bad
it was you think it's bad i didn't either i don't know no no there is no don't
look at the jew yeah
cut that out that's even worse yeah yeah don't cut that out yeah okay just
because she said it was
all right so um when's but i don't when's the last time you had a girlfriend no
i've had one
girlfriend in your whole life and whenever i did that stand-up joke about my ex-girlfriend
yeah i'm
gonna say this to our fans yeah if there is a a nice woman here in los angeles
who's interested
in our boy uh please hit up the pod because we'd love to set you up on a date i
think i really like
your energy i think you're smart and you're sweet and you're cool and for some
reason something in my
world wants to know you help you work with you i don't know what it is but i
like you a lot you know
him and i have some projects okay awesome are you excited about them not really
no not for all of
them no some of them i mean this one is great yeah cool yeah this one's fun but
you know we will um
keep an open mind and have you in our thoughts no okay i'll put you we'll put
you in something i'll
just that's what i meant to say okay well you're saying it like a you know ceo
well i know i'm saying
it like with what you know i mean i'll put a pin on pin in here oh like a
studio executive we'll put
a pin in here did you ever get close for a role and you didn't get it that you
really wanted yes
what was it we're the millers oh that kid huh yes and then this ryan gosley
movie his directorial
debut uh and then you got close on both of these and the watch those i was the
runner-up for all of
this oh yeah that's the story of our lives huh yeah runner runner-up yes yeah
are you going out on
auditions now no no do you have someone that's going to send you out or no uh
not i i don't i
haven't gotten an audition offer in like four years or so why why i need to fix
i want to fix this i
don't believe in this i want to fix i want to fix i need to fix i need to fix i
need to fix you i need
to fix what is broken with you i need to fix what is broken with you i need to
fix what is broken with
you i need to fix what is broken with you with you what do you think that was
good thank you
do you want to get involved in the song i need to fix i need to fix what is
broken with you i need
to fix i need to fix what is broken with you i need to fix what is wrong with
you yes yeah
melodically i need to fix i need to fix what is broken with you something needs
to be yeah
very good dude very good i mean a musical thing could be something that we
could do together i know
i have an inkling you don't like to hug uh like if i came up and gave you a hug
you wouldn't like it
no yeah no why well it's i it's fine actually if i yeah it's it's fine but
maybe like i'm telling
you i'm gonna give you a hug when you leave well that's fine yeah what could i
also in the italian
culture right when you when you meet somebody for the first time it's got to be
a 10 second hug or it
doesn't mean anything okay we're supposed to kiss on the cheeks yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah in korea we
kiss on the lips sometimes with tongue but that's you know depending to a
stranger yeah yeah on 100
south korean kisses on the mouth north korean does tongue yeah you're lucky he's
from south yeah if you
have a tongue doesn't they chop it off if you kiss the wrong way you know
anything about north korea um
just not much it's a fair answer it is a fair answer are you on the apps which
one dating apps
uh i yeah hinge hinge is it working i i don't use it enough um like i don't
mess message or swipe
uh but that's how it works you know yeah you have to do that like when you turn
on the car you get
banned from any apps have you been banned from a dating app no he has why did
you get banned three
of them why lied about his age why lied about his age how old am i actually
think
uh 45 40 45 45 okay hey 50 yeah two okay 52 52 okay awesome how tall do you
think he is because he
lied he's like 36. i watched something yesterday where you said five three and
a half that's right
one of your episodes that is right okay so before you came here you kind of
looked at
familiarize yeah yeah had you ever seen the show prior uh not the show but i
have seen y'all clips
yeah yes did you know of us outside of this show yeah um my friend lisa nova
well i haven't
talked to her in a long time i love her she was on mad tv yeah i know i know lisa
very well
uh i knew her from back in the day wow have you talked she's she's disappeared
almost yeah i haven't
kept in new york but i ran into she made she made mucha mucha money yeah and
left she was on a youtube
she was a youtuber right she started maker and then she sold it to disney for
like 500 600 million
dollars that's good that's a lot of money it's a lot of money true you when you
ran into her you
think maybe lisa donovan yes yes yeah so uh so yeah i had seen i had seen you're
familiar with me you
don't know who i am uh yes i do know who you are give me a couple of things you've
done um this is
weird uh it's fine we can cut it out if it's weird but i want him to answer me
what's that ricky
stinicky yeah yeah uh yeah would say it again he said santini oh i love it ricky
santini ricky
yeah yeah i'll have it give me that give me something else but then um
like just lots of awesome clips yeah
well sorry i love you you know what you just endeared yourself to me do y'all
have a rivalry
no we don't roll it's great bobby's created a fake fantasy bobby's riding off
of mad tv for a long
time it's an awesome fit credit it was yeah god bless you i knew there was
something about you dude
and you and i dude we're back in it aren't we we're on that wagon okay and we're
in the
we're going to the sunset dude it's amazing i'd like to think and i love you
say that great credit
right yeah is it good i think yeah yeah do you like mad tv no okay i was more
of like an snl guy
snl is a great much significantly better quality than mad tv um
when did mad is mad tv's not on that's right no yeah one of them is still on
yeah what you just did
there now because you wanted to combat him because i knew how you felt but what
you did is you went
you went you want you know what i'm going to defuse the situation i'm going to
go this way
and i like what you did but at the end of the day i know how you feel okay
thank you and thank you so
much dax for being here and i'm going to say something i'm going to do
something for you man
something deep provocative maybe some pussy we'll see you're going to give him
some pussy we're going
going to help him

Dax Flame HILARIOUS Stand Up for Bobby & Andrew

well hey guys that's my time this next comic unbelievable such a funny dude you've
seen him
such movies as 21 jump 20 jump shoot 22 jump street project x so funny texas
zone dax flame
hello thanks for having me um so do you want me to do some jokes um let's see
this is the this is these are the jokes i did at the comedy place
let's we're doing this we're the audience thanks for thanks for having me i
hope you're doing great
so do you ever have a social inter a social interaction you wish you wish you
went different
that went that you wish went differently so for example the other day i was in
line at a grocery
store and a guy said i could like go ahead um basically i was in this line the
guy said go
ahead and i said like something to him that he didn't realize like that was a
joke so i was like
okay that just happened um and then if i had a genie uh uh if i had a genie
all my wishes would have been used on things like that long ago
um speaking of genies uh how do those lamps work is there like a giant room in
there is it just asleep
until it's rubbed or whatever this is good this is so good um keep going and
then um uh my ex-girlfriend
uh okay my ex-girlfriend used to get headaches a lot uh not my fault i promise
um and um that the
whenever she would get them she would get really mad at me because i'd be like
uh
let's see oh i'd say don't worry it's only in your head and she'd be like no i
really have a headache
and i'd be like no literally it's just in your head uh and then um i had this
joke kind of
all right let's not let's not give away all the gold okay yeah i i want i
because we are gonna have
you on a show yeah we're gonna have you gotta come on a show you gotta come on
a show on a stand-up show
yeah yeah yeah can i can i there you go experiment with mr flame here real
quick yeah yeah may i all
right so look so this is what we're gonna do it's like we're gonna do stand up
on the spot okay so i'm
gonna give you a topic you're just gonna riff don't even think about it oh yeah
you just riff about
it right my mind goes blank when i try to do that but i'll try you're gonna you
know what in improv
it's only yes there's no no that's right i know that right all right so here we
go beef brisket go
ahead beef brisket is one of those popular things about like barbecue dishes
and i'm from texas so
people like to eat that but i never liked barbecue so um um
it's good it's good okay yeah that is good really good really good we're we're
what do you do i'm a uh i'm a financial analyst
what do you think about that okay um i don't know but my wife my wife works in
a uh she works at a
cemetery right babe she i do she does embalming yeah she does embalming what do
you think about that
there's got to be a lot mr comedian delora cemetery my grandfather's buried
there funniest thing you've
seen there huh what's the funniest thing you've seen at a slip set on the
audience well everything
i've seen at the cemetery is way funnier than your act i'll tell you that right
now says the crowd you
suck whoa burn how do you own a heckler oh are you asking us or yeah oh
how many followers do you have half a million yeah 500 000 now because the past
two months have been
really good i hope it keeps growing it goes too yeah i really like you man i
don't know what about your
eyes you catch me good yeah no i mean not a good thing oh yeah yeah what do you
mean it's a great
thing no there's something going on with your i'm sorry can i may i say
something yes there's a
sadness okay no i'm so sorry may i go here or no you can do whatever you want
but i like our guest
i know i like you dude let me just say this before i ever say what i'm gonna
say i like it a lot dax and
i think that you're a talented guy and i'm just happy to be a pleasure as all
mine okay so that well
it's a pleasure to meet you a pleasure to be here okay dax how old are you 32.
what's your biological
name what's your what's your birth name um well i don't most people don't know
my first name oh and
i've always been reluctant to say it because like what if people like find my
address or whatever ah but
people know my middle name uh which is madison oh i like madison thanks but
your eyes oh yes may
go back to the eyes yeah yeah i mean god i want to know your first name so me
too i think maybe we'll
guess if we're if we guess it would you say could i show you my id and then you
don't yeah we won't
reveal it on the show yeah yeah we would never do that that's awesome yeah uh
do you not you don't have
a wallet just throw it to me there's no camera cameras will not there's no
there's no wall those
guys won't do anything bad you know okay we should buy him a wallet maybe yeah
can we get him a wallet
we got your wallet oh wow what that's not what i thought let me see that's
interesting that's wild
what is your yeah i mean it's like it's almost like a puzzle so is your what's
your middle name james
young young yeah yeah cool what's where how did you get this name um i think
that's his last name
might have been like a great grandpa or something i'm not sure are you italian
uh i don't know well i
took a dna test uh what did it say then a lot of things yeah okay yeah are you
black uh no korean
are you korean uh no asian uh no jewish oh that was on there yeah yeah yeah are
you proud of that uh
yeah well happy passover i i know one i know celebrates i mean uh like friends
do but like no
one no i didn't grow up with any celebrating of that or anything so you're
against uh jewish holidays
no no uh no i just don't have never done that you don't like them you don't
participate even though
it's your heritage i think they're awesome you sure yes okay what's your
favorite one passover
that's your favorite one and you didn't celebrate even though it's your
favorite uh no or hanukkah yeah
the hanukkah is better i don't know actually so you don't you're making a mockery
of it it sounds
like you're mocking it unintentionally if so if i am i'm sorry it's fine well
she's jewish i would
apologize to her if anything yeah is that offensive what i said yeah sorry i
mean i feel like you're
making i mean you spit on her dreidel it's verbally spitting on the dreidel is
what you did i see i see
do you do you do you think all people are equal uh yeah i don't feel i don't
buy that when you said
that um insane yeah let me let me throw you this back here let me see ready let's
do a little
nobody thought that was gonna happen by the way nobody in here thought we were
gonna make that
work and we did we connect on a different level thank you let's get into your
dating life so when's the
last time you've uh been with somebody uh that's a little forward oh okay let
me rephrase it yeah
please he's new you're a new friend oh you know what excuse me and you don't
let me say this i'm so
sorry when you're in this room you're a bad friend family we you're a friend of
ours really yeah we
don't want to just relax and also if you want anything cut out we'll cut it out
okay so feel free
seriously anything we don't we're not a gotcha podcast okay okay so if you came
up to us and says hey
guys i don't like that i don't want that part in there like the jewish part for
instance you know
then we cut it out you do you want us to cut that out was that uncomfortable if
you think it was bad
it was you think it's bad i didn't either i don't know no no there is no don't
look at the jew yeah
cut that out that's even worse yeah yeah don't cut that out yeah okay just
because she said it was
all right so um when's but i don't when's the last time you had a girlfriend no
i've had one
girlfriend in your whole life and whenever i did that stand-up joke about my ex-girlfriend
yeah i'm
gonna say this to our fans yeah if there is a a nice woman here in los angeles
who's interested
in our boy uh please hit up the pod because we'd love to set you up on a date i
think i really like
your energy i think you're smart and you're sweet and you're cool and for some
reason something in my
world wants to know you help you work with you i don't know what it is but i
like you a lot you know
him and i have some projects okay awesome are you excited about them not really
no not for all of
them no some of them i mean this one is great yeah cool yeah this one's fun but
you know we will um
keep an open mind and have you in our thoughts no okay i'll put you we'll put
you in something i'll
just that's what i meant to say okay well you're saying it like a you know ceo
well i know i'm saying
it like with what you know i mean i'll put a pin on pin in here oh like a
studio executive we'll put
a pin in here did you ever get close for a role and you didn't get it that you
really wanted yes
what was it we're the millers oh that kid huh yes and then this ryan gosley
movie his directorial
debut uh and then you got close on both of these and the watch those i was the
runner-up for all of
this oh yeah that's the story of our lives huh yeah runner runner-up yes yeah
are you going out on
auditions now no no do you have someone that's going to send you out or no uh
not i i don't i
haven't gotten an audition offer in like four years or so why why i need to fix
i want to fix this i
don't believe in this i want to fix i want to fix i need to fix i need to fix i
need to fix you i need
to fix what is broken with you i need to fix what is broken with you i need to
fix what is broken with
you i need to fix what is broken with you with you what do you think that was
good thank you
do you want to get involved in the song i need to fix i need to fix what is
broken with you i need
to fix i need to fix what is broken with you i need to fix what is wrong with
you yes yeah
melodically i need to fix i need to fix what is broken with you something needs
to be yeah
very good dude very good i mean a musical thing could be something that we
could do together i know
i have an inkling you don't like to hug uh like if i came up and gave you a hug
you wouldn't like it
no yeah no why well it's i it's fine actually if i yeah it's it's fine but
maybe like i'm telling
you i'm gonna give you a hug when you leave well that's fine yeah what could i
also in the italian
culture right when you when you meet somebody for the first time it's got to be
a 10 second hug or it
doesn't mean anything okay we're supposed to kiss on the cheeks yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah in korea we
kiss on the lips sometimes with tongue but that's you know depending to a
stranger yeah yeah on 100
south korean kisses on the mouth north korean does tongue yeah you're lucky he's
from south yeah if you
have a tongue doesn't they chop it off if you kiss the wrong way you know
anything about north korea um
just not much it's a fair answer it is a fair answer are you on the apps which
one dating apps
uh i yeah hinge hinge is it working i i don't use it enough um like i don't
mess message or swipe
uh but that's how it works you know yeah you have to do that like when you turn
on the car you get
banned from any apps have you been banned from a dating app no he has why did
you get banned three
of them why lied about his age why lied about his age how old am i actually
think
uh 45 40 45 45 okay hey 50 yeah two okay 52 52 okay awesome how tall do you
think he is because he
lied he's like 36. i watched something yesterday where you said five three and
a half that's right
one of your episodes that is right okay so before you came here you kind of
looked at
familiarize yeah yeah had you ever seen the show prior uh not the show but i
have seen y'all clips
yeah yes did you know of us outside of this show yeah um my friend lisa nova
well i haven't
talked to her in a long time i love her she was on mad tv yeah i know i know lisa
very well
uh i knew her from back in the day wow have you talked she's she's disappeared
almost yeah i haven't
kept in new york but i ran into she made she made mucha mucha money yeah and
left she was on a youtube
she was a youtuber right she started maker and then she sold it to disney for
like 500