Name: Matan DESTROYS Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2024-05-29T16:00:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Matan DESTROYS Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Matan DESTROYS Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-29. Transcript available.

you think we met on a meet cute oh yeah yeah i do yeah um what's so funny i don't
even want to
meet cute i've never heard of that meet cute meet cute meet cute i have an
uncle named yeah
he does nails he does nails yeah make it um you want jail i don't i i think
that i know i think
that you know it was just inevitable that we would meet but in terms of like
being you know partners
for this project was it was me yeah and um anyway so yesterday universal
energies universal energy so
sunday i was mark norman told me to come down and do his podcast at the store
hey come on down buddy
yeah and i came down whitney was on a bunch of people i met joe list for the
first time oh yeah
yeah he's the best funny guy all those dudes are great super funny i did good
hey man i'm coming
down and i just kind of walked off stage you know how i do yeah you leave yeah
yeah you know like elvis
bobby has left the building you think it's like elvis whatever do you think you're
like elvis
because you cut your hair short now you're kind of there it is i am you're a hunk
of burning love
no i don't mean i don't have his looks but i think i have his energy you know
do you do it i don't like that laugh no no you do yeah do i have elvis's energy
no okay chinese elvis chinese anyway we've done it but i was leaving yeah i was
leaving and
then i hit hit dude i hear hey dude is that chinese elvis no who's that yeah it's
an israeli
kid oh he goes hey dude hey dude i go what and i see this like i first thought
it was like
um a sick robert smith from the cure oh yeah yeah yeah um just a little pale
face pale face yeah and
i go it was sunny too so it was during the day and then i i looked at him and
he go and i recognized
him and i go i've seen him online you know yeah and he goes i'm a big fan of
youtube or whatever and
i is he deaf i don't know that's how he sounds okay yeah yeah and then um we
had a little conversation
on the patio we exchanged numbers and now he's here you gave him your real
number i did and here he is
yeah say hi bud so now i talk yeah what's wrong with you what's going on what's
going on i love you
so much dude you're so good and there's something about you you know you know
can i say something
about you dude yeah yeah yeah yeah there's a sadness about you and an anger i
was thinking more hate
and anger more than sad i'm not a sad guy you're not a sad guy no oh you're
happy happy but angry
we had an interesting conversation though you and i am a ton did we not very
interesting yeah was i
nice a nice guy i'm a nice guy small what do you mean because i thought you
were gonna be a little
bit bigger yeah yeah well okay um but is it like unnaturally small what do you
mean oh like it's not
natural how small you are am i dwarf like um not that being a dwarf being a
dwarf is natural yeah i think
you're a little a little bit taller just just a just a little bit taller than a
little bit you
wouldn't categorize me if you were a doctor you wouldn't be like i right above
the the line great
that means you know what that means i can get on the rides kenny oh they have a
lot of you guys at
universal yeah they made a whole team park for you guys what's you guys mean oh
you know what i mean
but no no no i don't know what you mean what do you can't no no no what do you
matan i know you're
a kid all right so i i want to be gentle with you yeah look at me right now
look at me right now no
don't do that but are you talking about harry potter town no harry potter oh
little tokyo
no the little minions oh oh oh let me ask you because they're yellow now he's
doing your material
i i i i know oh he does that he says that he says that joke before yeah i've
said it before
but tan where are you from oh i'm from los angeles yeah oh yeah we're talking
the valley right baby oh
yeah i was born in encino and now you live in tarzana no now i live in encino
okay good yeah so still
in encino yeah you're a senior in high schools coming up yeah right now i'm the
11th grade i
don't know which one that one's that's a junior yeah yeah yeah but you're homeschooled
oh no i went to
school but now i'm just doing online because you know i had to leave why some
problems with the teachers
just problems you had problems or they had problems i was well it was mutual i
guess yeah it does seem
mutual yeah there's no way that's a one-way street yeah but you know what who
needs school no i mean
his podcast is i mean it's it's popping a little bit i've seen it yeah yeah it's
very popping a little
bit you know you're very aggressive on your podcast you yell at people no i'm
not aggressive yeah you
call fat you go fat fuck oh that was producer yeah yeah yeah he's he died
actually on the stairs
he what he we fell down the stairs after that you did we said it in the thing
it was we had a funeral
for him you're killing it bud killing it you met dan schneider oh almost i had
one of his clients on
wow whoa so that's pretty good yeah yeah maybe by transference you picked up
some of that yeah how
do you feel about the liver king the liver king yeah um i think he's alpha yeah
he is alpha he's alpha
yeah it was high testosterone really oh are you a real man you i know what you
are what you're not alpha
no i'm alpha i'm a real man no no you're not how much do you weigh like maybe
close to 130 is my guess
that's a real man right there man because he's pure pure man pure brain and
muscle how old are you
i'm 17 right now i just turned 17. yeah what are your dream what are your
dreams your goals real
quick i want i got you guys a gift yeah give me the gift okay yes oh how
exciting this guy's oh wow
wow is that an m4 is that an m44 m4468 vacuum yeah it was a model
i bought you a gift as well oh thank you oh this is my specific gift oh yeah
okay cool whoa whoa who's
that signed by that's signed by me but it's a poster of the beetle
yeah wow that's a great signature i've always wanted one of these yeah we just
do you know the 7-eleven
by the baskin robbins yeah yeah yeah so i bought that there it was 10.
it was ten dollars you want dollars and the chart was two dollars yeah how much
was this
i don't even i don't think i paid for that does it work i believe it makes a
funny noise when you
turn it off yeah i don't think it works no it works but it's like half broken
well let's hear it on let's
see macone it works it's funny to watch macone did you sign it though no i
signed the beer i'd prefer
you to sign the vacuum yeah you want me to sign the vacuum yeah please i can do
it after but just
don't sell it because it's gonna unless you can give me some of the money now
where did you get it
is this something that runs in the family are you guys no that's one of the you
know how sometimes
people yeah oh it sounds great dude it works yeah it's good yeah it's good
thank you so much
you're welcome that's very nice birthday yeah okay but you know honestly i
thought it was broken i was
kind of a little mad about it but if since it works what a great gift a vacuum
that works
thank you clap clap clap clap clap yeah wow pull your hair back like you just
did again and hold it like
that look now look at bob no pull hold it hold your hands on your head yeah
yeah no because you want
my eyes too no no no hold your hair back we're not doing that pull your hair
back and hold it tight
like that i i love it what do you see anne hathaway yeah and hathaway yeah yeah
beautiful yeah beautiful
little isla fisher in there a little isla fisher yeah gorgeous i mean dude let
me i mean i don't know
this is this against because he's 17. i'm just saying that if you transitioned
oh no
no oh because if you say it three times it'll happen you can't do that we've
already said it
twice yeah if you transitioned oh that's two be careful because you might have
to it would go
pretty well for you if you want oh no no you have good jawline no no i'm not
not one of those you
are a pretty girl yeah you are pretty you would be a pretty girl pretty girl
you're a pretty boy but
you're i don't want to talk about it because every time i get into that
conversation people get mad
for what i'm saying why we're not going to talk about it why don't we talk
about it yeah talk about what
what that you'd be a pretty girl yeah you're a pretty girl you would be look at
your little chin
look at your little cheeks look at his cute cheeks yeah you have cute she the
can i the
shit you know i know oh oh the jewish thing i don't i know who you look like oh
what joan of arc
little joan little joan little joan of arc she was jewish wasn't she that's the
guy in the bible
yeah yeah jonah's arc yeah yeah yeah there's there you are there you are oh
that really does look
similar yeah yeah yeah yeah that's pretty close yeah it's pretty good she was a
warrior well now you
know where you are for halloween bud yeah oh but she's not a real man that's
why she has a lot of
hate in her heart oh i thought you said you have hate in your heart yeah but if
you have hate in your
heart but it's the wrong head you're not a real man so what's the real hate oh
just hating i'm not
never mind no no no no don't never mind it look at me my time look at me
what's wrong everything's fine i love you y'all
you