Name: 16-Year-Old FLAMES Bobby Lee as "Beta" ?
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '16-Year-Old FLAMES Bobby Lee as "Beta" ?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-30. Transcript available.

you're you're deep down are able to become alpha but you oh i'm not alpha no
right now if you what
am i what would you could describe me as beta yeah better you think i'm a yeah
basically yeah
it's unfortunate you had potential
you ever had a 17 year old call you a little no i didn't i'll be honest with
you no and it
fucking it hurt me so angry this isn't no it doesn't do anything yeah i think
we figured that
out yeah yeah drinking yeah yeah no i took a sip he's safe and i'm watching hey
hey dude you're a
bitch too whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa but that doesn't mean anything yeah that's
true why because i'm a
beta saying it yeah okay and alpha calls you a bitch then it hurts huh oh if
well they won't do it
why is that because they know not to say to a different alpha alpha can't out
it can't do that
to another alpha mutual respect listen kid you know physical confrontation
between you and i
do you think you would be in a fight yeah that's just that's false you're false
don't these guys all
know krav maga oh yeah they do no what's no no that one is for those is israeli
people but there's
there's a new one i'm learning what's it called i'm for i forget that's how i'm
trying to think
jujitsu no not jujitsu huh really funny thanks dude jujitsu is funny dude
thanks man yeah
anyway um okay you want to wrestle bobby was a state wrestler i don't want to
touch him
what's your favorite meal uh a raw piece of cow a piss of cow raw piece like a
raw slab of the meat
a raw cut of steak yeah yeah yeah yeah like a carpaccio situation was thinly
sliced
no no tartar no just a one like this like that one like a t-bone steak yeah
this is a guy that's
never probably in the same when you describe six like this yeah yeah it's like
somebody's it's a
square yeah yeah you get a square of cow meat and you eat that yeah because it
doesn't they cut it so
it can cook correctly but if it's raw it doesn't matter so it's a perfect
square oh yeah they will
they cut it to look nice what kind of the meat you know what i know what you
eat let me guess
peanut butter for sure no i'm allergic i'm done really oh only what beta would
be allergic to
peanut butter yeah yeah that's a beta move so are you allergic or not are you
beta or not
whoa well for one it better get him some of that peanut butter make him eat it
in front of us to
prove it right now there's peanut butter over there make him eat it yeah i want
to prove that you're
you love i bet you love macaroni and cheese it's not bad yeah okay go over
there and go get one
and then you like jelly there's cashews over there go get them you're saying i
like peanut butter
sandwich yeah but what is the macaroni have to do with that i know just a
separate thing so you a
peanut butter and jelly sandwich and probably cheesy macaroni you love it oh
you like cheesy mac i don't
like the way he did that yeah yeah yeah come here are you allergic to peanuts
you're allergic to no
i can i'll eat some this is to prove if you're an alpha if you're that says cashew
same thing dude
yeah yeah open up oh an alpha would have caught it that's nervous that makes me
nervous come on
you try to throw it over there no okay put it in your mouth so you want me to
eat it yeah you have to
oh wow you know what i realized no you should be a magician oh magic you're
good at sleight of hand
yeah like i didn't know where that cashew went you don't know where it went
yeah yeah what's he dude oh
shin limb move over what the fuck that's magic dude okay show me the peanut or
the cashew and then make it
disappear go move over wow move over shin limit schindler yeah it's schindler
yeah so let's really let's plug your podcast my podcast yeah okay
do you want me to do it or you to do it i think i think you should do it yeah i
don't know anything
do it i literally don't have it okay please your guys not even subscribed on
the tv no no but oh
there you go unsubscribe yeah so please guys i guess the people watching i do
my own thing
i would look our last guest i don't know when this will release he was a
homeless guy on crack
that was the last guest um so yeah hopefully in future i can get some better
guests and please
take a look at it it's gonna it's a great part okay okay well before you go
though can i ask you
another question because he has we were talking about sunday you said you had
an interest in doing
stand-up yeah i've never done it because they don't let me i'm 17. i know
because he i met him at the
comedy store he was just kind of wandering around there yeah yeah man you
literally was just kind of
hovering around he goes hey i was gonna try to get in that's why yeah yeah you
remember that not my
brother you remember the other guy i had with me yeah he went in the kitchen i
swear i he literally he
went into it and what did he do he reported back whether or not we could get
inside through the
kitchen yeah yeah i mean you can you can do do it through there it doesn't work
it doesn't work
he said there was an entrance through there there's no entrance to there yeah
you'd have to go through
the manager's office i don't know i don't know i never went in anyway so you
you're thinking about
doing it yeah okay good when are you gonna start i don't know i i wanted to
call the people i want
to see if any of them give us a bit right now oh you want me to do stand up
yeah oh that's on the spot
though is there a topic or what is it i'm just bringing you out hey guys
welcome to chuckle
chuckles huh love this yeah dude you're in a mood today yeah yeah yeah you're
tired i'm not tired okay
hey welcome to chuckle i'm alfie smith hey everybody love this better boom bang
bang bang bang bang
bing bang bang what's up anyway it's a good comment yeah yeah hey oh he's got a
claw hand yeah
what do you think and they compete i would leave they're competing you're
backstage yeah yeah i gotta
warm up the crowd dude oh so i'm not i don't hear this yeah you're backstage
you're going oh my god
i can i follow this you're nervous you're nervous you're like this guy's
crushing oh right okay anyway
yeah what is up with yeah printing the trays down on the airplane what is that
about yeah what is it
about it's like hey if it crashes we're all gonna die anyway right you know and
then it's like the
emergency i can do it yeah anyway look at the tiger anyway next comment coming
to the stage wow he's
from uh glendale yeah yeah he's armenian i think yep baton give him a round of
applause everybody
hey guys what's going on hey let's do some crowd work hey sir what's your name
is that your i don't
know i'm gonna imagine i'm talking to them right hey you're white but your
girlfriend is black what's
up with that hey look take a look at him let's do some crowd work that guy's asian
out hey let's i
think we've had enough crowd work let's make some jokes hey all right let's do
some crowd work what's
up with your girlfriend man yeah is that still the same black guy black
girlfriend black guy yeah i'm
targeting him i get oh yeah that's great right i love when you target yeah yeah
hey well yeah that's we
we don't allow that type of interracial in here just like that guy over there
so you might need to leave
the uh what was the place called chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle you might need
to leave the the
building so asian guy's gone and the white girl with the black guy's gone too
yeah they just left no
white white man with a black girl and asians out less likely but yeah i get it
yeah i know what you're
saying but yeah keep going i love it we're in the crowd too yeah yeah we're
like yeah okay let me think
let me hey you suck hey let me think i'm coming up with something yeah this guy
sucks hey hold on
i'm trying to yeah hey man we want our money back dude tell a joke where's long
now yeah yeah yeah
all right here we go so um oh i you i have a crazy story you guys want to hear
my crazy story yeah
it was 1990 better than the racism no no don't call me racist but listen this
is my this is the story
it's unbelievable story it's 1993. i'm in class in college or whatever and i i
don't want to go to
class but the teacher says please you have to or i can't teach the class what
are you laughing at
yeah one second one second i need to remember the story oh he's gonna reset
stop at the top
something you want me to restart this happens to all the best comments yeah you're
good we do that all
right so sorry about that i forgot the story so i'm in spanish class the
teacher said hey make sure to
come to class but i don't want to go and anyways let's skip a little forward it
results in me taking
russian classes i'm do russian one russian two russian three now it's russian
four we're going
to russia okay we get off the training this is back when russia was owned by
the mob it's run by the
mob so the teacher says hey so these are your two security guards here i forget
the names one of the
but like i go or something right so then they said don't get near them they don't
want to talk to you
and then after we're at like the hotel or something and i leave my room they
said don't get near them but i
knocked on the door and then he opened it and he said something in the russian
i and i didn't know
what to do i'm getting nervous i'm the machine right and then they he liked it
and he let me in
okay and so we started drinking with him and he tells all the russian people he
tells them i'm the machine
right so i'm drinking vodka with my friends the new russian friends and then
from there i don't know i'm
trying to think he told everybody to leave me alone so i'm the one running it
with them right i'm hanging
out with the two mobster guys who's running russia now and then on our way to moscow
i'm sitting in
the back the two russians come and get me they say sit in the first class with
us yeah i think the
crowd works better no no this story gets better i love this story okay my bad
my bad let him tell
this is a great story i've heard this before no you haven't it's brand new no i
thought you've told me
this story before oh i said the story yeah probably a lot of time yeah a bunch
i'm gonna keep telling it
what happens on the train oh on the train as the teacher comes to the front and
then my friend igor
he speaks vodka in our eyes whoa isn't that crazy why would he do that it's
unbelievable and guess
what and then after we robbed it is pretty unbelievable it's not believable at
all at all
but it's real okay so then what happened yeah so then i'm thinking we robbed
the little train cart
you're wanting to rob the train well no they told me hey take some vodka take
some money and then i
realized i'm the only one i'm stealing from it wow whoa right what ends up
happening anyway so then
so then the teacher here's the best part so then the teacher um let's laugh no
no it's gonna get
better okay okay so then the teacher says i call the police on you guys and
then we steal all the rest
of the stuff at night and then and then hey hey hold on okay hey hey yeah this
i'm gonna i'm at a
comedy club don't tell me when to laugh i'm listening to the camera on you all
right see you'll get spit
on me do that kind of stuff all right sorry i'm sorry i paid good money to be
in here just spit on my
face well then go outside all right sorry yeah okay so anyways okay so anyways
the the train stops the
police are outside so i get out of the truck i'm in the train the truck the
truck truck yeah well no
truck is the front of the train called the truck truck truck there's a truck on
the train truck oh
a truck yeah oh the middle car no okay hey hey guy i don't think what the is
this let him tell the
joke oh yeah i just i just i did yeah it's a truck everyone knows it's a truck
oh truck after we walk
out of the truck i mean the train yeah the truck right okay so then the so then
the police are there
and then the police they're taking statements from the teacher and all the
students right and then
and then we party with the police because then my igor told them i'm the
machine whoa
you know most comics won't clap after their own but i love that that's a great
story yeah that's a
great story you

16-Year-Old FLAMES Bobby Lee as "Beta" ?

you're you're deep down are able to become alpha but you oh i'm not alpha no
right now if you what
am i what would you could describe me as beta yeah better you think i'm a yeah
basically yeah
it's unfortunate you had potential
you ever had a 17 year old call you a little no i didn't i'll be honest with
you no and it
fucking it hurt me so angry this isn't no it doesn't do anything yeah i think
we figured that
out yeah yeah drinking yeah yeah no i took a sip he's safe and i'm watching hey
hey dude you're a
bitch too whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa but that doesn't mean anything yeah that's
true why because i'm a
beta saying it yeah okay and alpha calls you a bitch then it hurts huh oh if
well they won't do it
why is that because they know not to say to a different alpha alpha can't out
it can't do that
to another alpha mutual respect listen kid you know physical confrontation
between you and i
do you think you would be in a fight yeah that's just that's false you're false
don't these guys all
know krav maga oh yeah they do no what's no no that one is for those is israeli
people but there's
there's a new one i'm learning what's it called i'm for i forget that's how i'm
trying to think
jujitsu no not jujitsu huh really funny thanks dude jujitsu is funny dude
thanks man yeah
anyway um okay you want to wrestle bobby was a state wrestler i don't want to
touch him
what's your favorite meal uh a raw piece of cow a piss of cow raw piece like a
raw slab of the meat
a raw cut of steak yeah yeah yeah yeah like a carpaccio situation was thinly
sliced
no no tartar no just a one like this like that one like a t-bone steak yeah
this is a guy that's
never probably in the same when you describe six like this yeah yeah it's like
somebody's it's a
square yeah yeah you get a square of cow meat and you eat that yeah because it
doesn't they cut it so
it can cook correctly but if it's raw it doesn't matter so it's a perfect
square oh yeah they will
they cut it to look nice what kind of the meat you know what i know what you
eat let me guess
peanut butter for sure no i'm allergic i'm done really oh only what beta would
be allergic to
peanut butter yeah yeah that's a beta move so are you allergic or not are you
beta or not
whoa well for one it better get him some of that peanut butter make him eat it
in front of us to
prove it right now there's peanut butter over there make him eat it yeah i want
to prove that you're
you love i bet you love macaroni and cheese it's not bad yeah okay go over
there and go get one
and then you like jelly there's cashews over there go get them you're saying i
like peanut butter
sandwich yeah but what is the macaroni have to do with that i know just a
separate thing so you a
peanut butter and jelly sandwich and probably cheesy macaroni you love it oh
you like cheesy mac i don't
like the way he did that yeah yeah yeah come here are you allergic to peanuts
you're allergic to no
i can i'll eat some this is to prove if you're an alpha if you're that says cashew
same thing dude
yeah yeah open up oh an alpha would have caught it that's nervous that makes me
nervous come on
you try to throw it over there no okay put it in your mouth so you want me to
eat it yeah you have to
oh wow you know what i realized no you should be a magician oh magic you're
good at sleight of hand
yeah like i didn't know where that cashew went you don't know where it went
yeah yeah what's he dude oh
shin limb move over what the fuck that's magic dude okay show me the peanut or
the cashew and then make it
disappear go move over wow move over shin limit schindler yeah it's schindler
yeah so let's really let's plug your podcast my podcast yeah okay
do you want me to do it or you to do it i think i think you should do it yeah i
don't know anything
do it i literally don't have it okay please your guys not even subscribed on
the tv no no but oh
there you go unsubscribe yeah so please guys i guess the people watching i do
my own thing
i would look our last guest i don't know when this will release he was a
homeless guy on crack
that was the last guest um so yeah hopefully in future i can get some better
guests and please
take a look at it it's gonna it's a great part okay okay well before you go
though can i ask you
another question because he has we were talking about sunday you said you had
an interest in doing
stand-up yeah i've never done it because they don't let me i'm 17. i know
because he i met him at the
comedy store he was just kind of wandering around there yeah yeah man you
literally was just kind of
hovering around he goes hey i was gonna try to get in that's why yeah yeah you
remember that not my
brother you remember the other guy i had with me yeah he went in the kitchen i
swear i he literally he
went into it and what did he do he reported back whether or not we could get
inside through the
kitchen yeah yeah i mean you can you can do do it through there it doesn't work
it doesn't work
he said there was an entrance through there there's no entrance to there yeah
you'd have to go through
the manager's office i don't know i don't know i never went in anyway so you
you're thinking about
doing it yeah okay good when are you gonna start i don't know i i wanted to
call the people i want
to see if any of them give us a bit right now oh you want me to do stand up
yeah oh that's on the spot
though is there a topic or what is it i'm just bringing you out hey guys
welcome to chuckle
chuckles huh love this yeah dude you're in a mood today yeah yeah yeah you're
tired i'm not tired okay
hey welcome to chuckle i'm alfie smith hey everybody love this better boom bang
bang bang bang bang
bing bang bang what's up anyway it's a good comment yeah yeah hey oh he's got a
claw hand yeah
what do you think and they compete i would leave they're competing you're
backstage yeah yeah i gotta
warm up the crowd dude oh so i'm not i don't hear this yeah you're backstage
you're going oh my god
i can i follow this you're nervous you're nervous you're like this guy's
crushing oh right okay anyway
yeah what is up with yeah printing the trays down on the airplane what is that
about yeah what is it
about it's like hey if it crashes we're all gonna die anyway right you know and
then it's like the
emergency i can do it yeah anyway look at the tiger anyway next comment coming
to the stage wow he's
from uh glendale yeah yeah he's armenian i think yep baton give him a round of
applause everybody
hey guys what's going on hey let's do some crowd work hey sir what's your name
is that your i don't
know i'm gonna imagine i'm talking to them right hey you're white but your
girlfriend is black what's
up with that hey look take a look at him let's do some crowd work that guy's asian
out hey let's i
think we've had enough crowd work let's make some jokes hey all right let's do
some crowd work what's
up with your girlfriend man yeah is that still the same black guy black
girlfriend black guy yeah i'm
targeting him i get oh yeah that's great right i love when you target yeah yeah
hey well yeah that's we
we don't allow that type of interracial in here just like that guy over there
so you might need to leave
the uh what was the place called chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle you might need
to leave the the
building so asian guy's gone and the white girl with the black guy's gone too
yeah they just left no
white white man with a black girl and asians out less likely but yeah i get it
yeah i know what you're
saying but yeah keep going i love it we're in the crowd too yeah yeah we're
like yeah okay let me think
let me hey you suck hey let me think i'm coming up with something yeah this guy
sucks hey hold on
i'm trying to yeah hey man we want our money back dude tell a joke where's long
now yeah yeah yeah
all right here we go so um oh i you i have a crazy story you guys want to hear
my crazy story yeah
it was 1990 better than the racism no no don't call me racist but listen this
is my this is the story
it's unbelievable story it's 1993. i'm in class in college or whatever and i i
don't want to go to
class but the teacher says please you have to or i can't teach the class what
are you laughing at
yeah one second one second i need to remember the story oh he's gonna reset
stop at the top
something you want me to restart this happens to all the best comments yeah you're
good we do that all
right so sorry about that i forgot the story so i'm in spanish class the
teacher said hey make sure to
come to class but i don't want to go and anyways let's skip a little forward it
results in me taking
russian classes i'm do russian one russian two russian three now it's russian
four we're going
to russia okay we get off the training this is back when russia was owned by
the mob it's run by the
mob so the teacher says hey so these are your two security guards here i forget
the names one of the
but like i go or something right so then they said don't get near them they don't
want to talk to you
and then after we're at like the hotel or something and i leave my room they
said don't get near them but i
knocked on the door and then he opened it and he said something in the russian
i and i didn't know
what to do i'm getting nervous i'm the machine right and then they he liked it
and he let me in
okay and so we started drinking with him and he tells all the russian people he
tells them i'm the machine
right so i'm drinking vodka with my friends the new russian friends and then
from there i don't know i'm
trying to think he told everybody to leave me alone so i'm the one running it
with them right i'm hanging
out with the two mobster guys who's running russia now and then on our way to moscow
i'm sitting in
the back the two russians come and get me they say sit in the first class with
us yeah i think the
crowd works better no no this story gets better i love this story okay my bad
my bad let him tell
this is a great story i've heard this before no you haven't it's brand new no i
thought you've told me
this story before oh i said the story yeah probably a lot of time yeah a bunch
i'm gonna keep telling it
what happens on the train oh on the train as the teacher comes to the front and
then my friend igor
he speaks vodka in our eyes whoa isn't that crazy why would he do that it's
unbelievable and guess
what and then after we robbed it is pretty unbelievable it's not believable at
all at all
but it's real okay so then what happened yeah so then i'm thinking we robbed
the little train cart
you're wanting to rob the train well no they told me hey take some vodka take
some money and then i
realized i'm the only one i'm stealing from it wow whoa right what ends up
happening anyway so then
so then the teacher here's the best part so then the teacher um let's laugh no
no it's gonna get
better okay okay so then the teacher says i call the police on you guys and
then we steal all the rest
of the stuff at night and then and then hey hey hold on okay hey hey yeah this
i'm gonna i'm at a
comedy club don't tell me when to laugh i'm listening to the camera on you all
right see you'll get spit
on me do that kind of stuff all right sorry i'm sorry i paid good money to be
in here just spit on my
face well then go outside all right sorry yeah okay so anyways okay so anyways
the the train stops the
police are outside so i get out of the truck i'm in the train the truck the
truck truck yeah well no
truck is the front of the train called the truck truck truck there's a truck on
the train truck oh
a truck yeah oh the middle car no okay hey hey guy i don't think what the is
this let him tell the
joke oh yeah i just i just i did yeah it's a truck everyone knows it's a truck
oh truck after we walk
out of the truck i mean the train yeah the truck right okay so then the so then
the police are there
and then the police they're taking statements from the teacher and all the
students right and then
and then we party with the police because then my igor told them i'm the
machine whoa
you know most comics won't clap 