Name: Bobby Lee's BLACK MAGIC Scares Matan
Uploaded: 2024-06-02T16:00:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's BLACK MAGIC Scares Matan' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's BLACK MAGIC Scares Matan' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-02. Transcript available.

where's job oh so yeah to really recap of the book of job it's that god and satan
they made a bet
and then he said that satan said job is only such a devout follower of god
because he's wealthy he
has everything happy so god wants to show satan that is wrong so he burned down
his farm he killed
all of his animals because god is all about love oh no well listen to the story
you're trying to
make some judgment i'm not making a judgment i know god is about love no but
this story will
proof is real so give me a minute okay go ahead so anyways he burns down his
farm he kills the
animals he kills his family all right so i'm job let's just i'm just put myself
in joe's position
all right my wife yeah that i love yeah and my children and my cow and i have a
llama too you
always have me in my life i love llamas yeah and i have two meerkats named joe
and saoul yeah so my
meerkats llama dogs everything dead i wife my two kids all the money's gone so
i'm like okay god god
god what the god no he said thank you thank you for killing everything thank
you god all right that's
what he said all right okay end up is that the end of job that proves god is
real i get it i get it
how can you deny it after hearing that yeah but he's hard
you spit on me whoa you spit on me okay i do it better yeah pie on you why are
you yeah well that
yeah that was okay yeah it was very good that was better for korean our lips
don't do that yeah i know
that's why i'm surprised okay right john yeah yeah he knows and he's also asian
i mean i can't i've been
thinking about that this whole time i know yeah so let me let me show me your
turn the other way
do you have both your ears pierced yeah uh-oh unfortunately they did that that's
an alpha
thing buddy no i want to get it out they did it to me when i was a baby you
have tattoos oh no okay
no tattoos no not alpha oh you think that's who's alpha look at this guy he has
tattoos yeah yeah and
then that's why i'm not gonna get any okay because he has them because i don't
want to have any
similarities with somebody like that i get that you love me you said no i did
not yeah you did sunday
you said i was a big fan yeah and then sunday you said that you uh you hated
lip i just did that with
my mind dude you keep with bobby and that you keep talking to around that's not
good hey dude hey dude
he can make the whole wall you want to around or what not anymore that was i
just hey look at me right
now dude tonight you'll oh oh what the that was another spit i wasn't supposed
to wish
whoa what do you think of that that's like black magic but for asians so what
do you call it um yellow
magic yeah that's right yellow magic yeah yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no stop
that i take offense
why i take i yellow magic is fine he said yellow no the second time he did no
look at me i can still
see you you're still there all right he's just no no i i think i'm sorry john
it sounded like he said
john magic back me up dude yeah no you said you did it with an accent now what
the dude i'm trying to
make you go yayo yayo no no he said yellow manager say it again say it again i'm
trying to make it so
you understand what i'm saying i say you're a magic i'm trying to i'm i admit
what i did i want you to
understand me yeah when you go to italy and you go scusi yeah you're saying
excuse me but oh i see
what he's doing he's being polite being sweet okay you're being sweet yeah yeah
yeah yeah um you don't
have a lot of asian friends it seems like uh fortunately you don't yeah no i
unfortunately
you're fortunately i don't say fortune around asian delicate thing the trigger
word yeah yeah
i mean we love our cookies no but you guys that was panda express you can't
take credit for that
yeah they did you guys take the credit for the orange they you man what are you
talking about
you think you want the orange chicken it's not real that one's my pen i never
said we claim orange
chicken did i say that out loud no i can feel in your no i i did never talked
about orange chicken
i don't like orange chicken what color chicken did you guys start uh uh chef
andy ko yeah he started
it yep see a panda express the hunan province but let me say something to you
you have your head
korean chicken no yeah yeah and i don't plan to yeah yeah you will i guess why
i'll tell you how why
why because after this we have each other's numbers okay i feel like i feel
like there's like a threat
no i feel like there's gonna be some dinners you and i are gonna have oh oh
yeah you know that and
i'm gonna be your mentor yeah you know that we talked about it i'm gonna help
you oh he's overwhelmed
no i'm good no no you're not no you're not matan i i really like you i think
you're a good kid okay
okay and i think that you there's something about you that's very interesting
and i just want to
be around where that where wherever it grows i want to be there wherever it
grows it goes
thank you raywell thank you matan
thank you matan thank you matan thank you matan thank you matan
thank you matan oh there he is
i don't know what else all right oh that's it yeah that's it thank you matan
thank you matan
you're back you're back nope what oh i'm a ton i'm a ton thank you thank you
for time thank you
thanks buddy thank you thank you no i don't know how to get it out yeah yeah if
you take that i'll
break your legs you know with the south koreans are dealing with burnout and
loneliness by getting pet rocks
right i told you they would find a solution but you realize now because you
know because
rocks they have flat faces right so it's like of course let me tell you
something you can't skip a
korean guy but you can skip a rock
that's so true uh kuah young 33 told sewn she didn't have anyone to talk to
about the burnout
she experienced over starting a new office job in seoul didn't want to worry
your friends and family
felt that getting a pet animal like a cat or dog would have been too much
responsibility so got a pet rock
named it bang bangy bang bangy by the korean word for jumping and happiness
according to the journal
she says talks to the rock about her day carries out in her pocket when she
goes out for the walks
to the gym yeah i mean it feels i love it it's a good solution yeah and it's
cheap yeah i want i'm
going to wait until i get to get those robots going yeah oh what the the there's
a new ai robot that
looks pretty real the girl i forgot her name but no not in a sexual i don't
like your look dude
they're always in a sexual well they have some sexual undertone yeah there's no
i'll get a black
guy then rob robot that would still be sexy no reason that's way more sexual
yeah but without i
would a big beautiful black man i won't pay for the genital part that comes
with it i know
can you detach it no i want to put a little asian one in there it's too
threatening but i do want to
get an ai welcome home we can't get you ai but we have another gift for you
come here macone give
him a gift what is it we got a gift for you my friend oh my god oh wow god i
got you this get
open i don't know what it is but it's kind of open is that gonna make me mad or
no no that's just
that's just extra wrapping no it's open because you used it oh my god no i
accidentally bought two
copies so i want you see it yeah dude that's just very good or no very good
yeah but half of it at
like i i watched it in two parts yeah yeah and like it is uh happiness really
dark movie bobby
wanted it for so long you can't find it anywhere it's banned yeah it's i'm not
bad i just can't yeah
i just never got proper distribution because it was rated nc-17 and it's just
really hard to market
yeah and if you watch it you understand why who's in it anybody famous philip
seymour hoffman molly
shannon i love it yeah we talked about it on the show well congratulations
thank you so much how does
that feel good all right dude this is like one of the best i mean i don't have
a dvd player look at
this now you know do you have a video game you have an xbox ps5 i can watch it
on my yeah it's a blu-ray
on my xbox i can yeah yes and ps5 thank you hey now you don't have to get a pet
rock look at that
yeah that's the way i'm still gonna get you still should get it i'm gonna get a
pet rock
you