Name: Andrew Santino Yells at Bobby Lee After HILARIOUS Phone Call
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Yells at Bobby Lee After HILARIOUS Phone Call' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-07. Transcript available.

Hey, hey Joe. I'm here with Andrew Santino. You're on bad friends
Hey, buddy. Hey buddy. I just want to ask you a question. Is that cool? Sure
And if you don't want this on the internet, that's fine. We can cut it out
But um, so Andrew played your club at stand-up live. We love the club by the
way
So one of the best comedy clubs in America. That's right
Okay
And Andrew's Andrew not do we both I mean I did I
Did I make you happy with the shows or? I don't know you're incredible. Yeah.
Yeah, we all sold out, right?
Oh, absolutely. Yeah, it's interesting that Andrew got
Your air, what is it? Apple Airpods, AirPods, headphones. Oh
Yeah, you got me shoes
You spoiled brat
Joel, I'm so sorry
Joel, I'm so sorry
You I'm so sorry. I love you, Joel. Apologize. I apologize
We'll play next year
Andrew. Yeah, they were golden good. Oh my oh, I know they were good shoes. He's
a fucking asshole
He said you didn't get him anything. You'll have a good day. Bye. God. Bye,
dude
Wait, okay, you're first of all
You're such a fucking asshole
This is exactly
Oh my god, I fucking forgot. This feels so right. This feels so right. No, it
feels so right
You're right. He bought me these eight hundred fifty dollar pair of shoes
Fuck you and I've been wearing them and that's but I forgot so I'm like
I wonder why I got these shoes. Such a piece of shit. And now I connect it. So
anyway
Okay, you happy now? I feel so embarrassed. Okay, so far to make it even you
have to let me piss on those shoes and throw them away
You have to let me pee and puke on them. Okay, okay, okay. Did you get FOMO?
From the Netflix luncheon photo?
It's funny you say that I almost texted you about it because I edited myself in
I have a photo of you in it
Yeah, I'm in it show me the Netflix luncheon photo
You were invited
No, we weren't. No, we weren't you were invited to do this the show
This is just for people who did that
No, no, no, that's you know, that's funny because let me say something. Okay,
all right
I've been doing my investigation. Yeah, and I've been doing my homework. That
is not correct. Why not?
There are people there that didn't have anything to do with any shows. Yeah
It was case in point
No, case in point go to the left. He didn't do anything. No, he probably did
Eric Griffin
I called Eric. I go hey, bud. I saw the photo. I go hey, I go hey, bud
I didn't know he he brushes Matt Rife's hair at night
Oh, that's so funny. Yeah, yeah
Hey, but I didn't you do any Netflix shows? He goes no, man. They just I just
went to the lunch. No
Yeah, so now I mean Paulie's there celebrating next to Jimmy Carr. There's some
really good people there. Shang Wang
Some cute dude
Here's
Let's see here. Yeah, everyone's there and here's and look at that Kreischer in
the pool next the pool next to Ted Sarandos
Yeah, no, this is this is a fun photo. It's a great
I'll tell you why I have FOMO. Yeah, because everyone in that photo are people
that either know or I completely respect
And it's like I'm like, you know one day
Maybe I'll go
Now, how did you feel when you saw it? I'd be real if I do because I've talked
to esther about it
Yeah, you know, I mean she's FOMO. Oh, that's yeah
Yeah, yeah
I um, I think you know me well enough to know better. I think everybody in this
room knows I couldn't fucking care less
Me either
This means nothing
Why? Who cares?
This is so meaningless
Why is it meaningless to me?
This is funny a zoo in china has been accused of dying dogs black and white to
look like pandas
Brilliant, that's what they do in mexico. That's so brilliant. Well, the dogs
are all gone
This is the safe. This is the save the dogs. This is the save the dogs campaign
They got to pull them off the streets and so they had to put them somewhere
These dogs?
The dogs couldn't roam around the streets of china so they had to put them
somewhere
Dog eating junk
I got it. I just got it. I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah
A zoo in china has painted. It's so funny to paint that dog. Actually, I would
love a panda dog
Dude, those are so cute
I would 100 buy a panda dog dye that thing permanent
Yeah
What is that?
Hell's angels having homoerotic
All right, anyway
No, this is so interesting. Do you know about this?
There's a bunch of photos that are going on the internet that have been like
revived from hell's angels la division, right?
Aren't these los angeles hell's angels?
West coast los angeles hell's angels. They would make out with other angels
like this. Look at that guy. Yeah, yeah
And they did it
To to what is it display of a comfortability in their own masculinity and if
other people got uncomfortable
They would beat the shit out of them and kill them why I do it. No, it's not
Honestly, last yeah, no you guys do it because you're gay. No, no, I'm not. I'll
do it right now
I'll do it right now to do it. No, no, no, no, dude, you just hit that's I
gotta fucking listen
No, this is because you're gay
No, it's not because I'm gay dude, check it out dude. These guys do it because
they want to start a fight. They're looking to fight
So at tony show in club show, right?
I went I bet you a lot of this shit was going on at tony. Yeah, I went and gave
a hans kim an award
What was it to induct him in the tony hall of fame, whatever?
So I walked up with the award and I see on graduate tons
They had to get you to give it to him. Yeah
And I see um, dr phil to my left adam, right? Yeah
In front of the big crowd and he stood up and I stood up and we just kissed on
the lips you and adam
Dr. Phil, sorry. Yeah, dr phil and there's a there's a sense of like it seems
cool
To whom to us like we're so above it almost like this is like we see past you
know, I mean
How far does it go? That's it?
Okay, right then last night. I'm just saying last night. I was at the fucking
um, josh adam myers at the fucking uh
His show another gay kissy show
Yeah
And um, I went out so I do my set and then he came out to sing a song with duet
Yeah, and then during the song
We just looked at each other and we kissed twice on the lips
See, I think this is gay. It's not gay. It's not gay. It's gay. It's not gay.
It's like we're artsy
We're above it
But see people use art as a distraction. No, I relate that's what you're right.
Do you do right?
Do you understand what i'm saying? Oh, yeah. Yeah, come here right now
This is some catholic. Yeah, come here right now. Yeah, this is repression.
This is repression is what this is
You guys are
It's like this. It's like
Yeah, it's for the laughs. Yeah for the
Look, he wants more get out of here
Get out of here, dude
God, I don't know that's what it is. I just don't get it. Have I done it with
you?
No, I've kissed you on the lips before on the cheek. We can see I'll keep you
on the cheek
On the lips. No. Yeah. Yeah, he's done. Oh, yeah, you've done lips for the gag
You've done it to act artsy
Live at one of the fucking dig gigs right and you looked at me with you and you
you were in one of those like baschiati moods
You're like I'm rembrandt whatever and you were like
My eyes when we did it and then you kind of went yeah, that's cool. That's what
they're doing
The rest of the country is right. We are weirdo
Lunatics yeah west coast
It's like when david bowie and fucking lou reed and mc jagger used to kiss on
the lips, right?
Okay, that's not they're not gay. They're fucking artsy dude. Art is gay bgb
art is
Right, we just you know art is gay. Yeah
The album below we were in germany
Germany together we fucked that looks like I love it dude. I wish I was a hell's
rangel back then it looks like me and raj sharma
Yeah
Yeah
Me and mo and why is daniel stern watching over?
Yeah, yeah, it's fucking nuts. Rick glassman rick glassman's there. But what's
wild about this is it would start fights
These guys would and they'd fight to the death for some of these guys for
criticizing the sexuality, which is ironic because
They also were homophobic
They would go beat the shit out of any minority
Black gay jewish if they felt so yeah
I mean, but they're two different things
It's you're acting as if they're they're completely two different things that
no hunter s thompson wrote they can't stand it
says terry blows their mind every time especially the tongue bit the set of
photographer
Invariably whips the hell's angels into a kissing frenzy. So whenever there's
someone taking photos, they start kissing
Tongue
That's what it says hunter s thompson wrote all about it and hell's angels a
great book. Have you done tongue?
Tongue it's not artsy i've done tongue once it was all with who
Um, uh a guy kissed me in the back of an uber and he stuck his tongue down my
throat and I kissed back because I didn't want to be mean
Now, you know how girls feel exactly
When they put up when they put up with some fucking creepo dude. Yeah, I just
had to put out so that it wouldn't be awkward
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