Name: Bobby Lee FLAMES Carlos "You can't fool a fooler!"
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It's like I used to, when I was a kid, me and my friend Brian Bradley, we used
to steal weed from
this guy's house, right? Yeah. After we would steal it, because we knew that we
went to, this dude
went to work, and when he would come back from work, we would go to his house
and buy weed from
him. You'd steal it, then buy it? Yeah, we'd steal, and buy it, and he would go
look, and he'd freak
out like, oh, my weed's gone. You're like, well, we'll pay you for some. Yeah,
and we go, let us
help you. Because if you're that guy, right, then you don't think that there
are other people. No,
why would they steal from me? They just bought from me. Yeah. It's actually
brilliant.
So I should do that with the cat pee poo thing. 100%. Spin it on them a little
bit. Spin it.
You got to spin it, dude. One time, I pretended to roll up a joint from this
girl's weed at her
birthday party when we were in England. We went to a random house party, and my
buddy Travis was
rolling up the weed, and the British guy was like, here you go. Here's our tin.
Roll up. You guys know
how to roll up, and he gave him the whole tin of weed, and Travis looked at me
and was like,
let's get the fuck out of here. We just took our tin of weed, and we walked out.
Wow. So mean. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
And they were looking for you? It was a party. He thought he was like, because
he was like,
he was like the cool American guy's going to roll up a blunt. What would you do?
What would
you do? We went to your party, Carlos, and we stole a tin of weed from you. If
you guys
literally did? No, my name is Marcos. Marcos. Marcos. We're from Spain. And I'm
Wilfred. I'm from
Sweden. I feel like I'd be legitimately really upset. Oh, what are you going to
do about it?
Lucy? I'm Marcos. I'm from Sweden. Oh, yeah. I need my weed back. I want to be
from the same
country. Why do we have to be from a different country? Well, you don't know
how to do accents.
I know, but I want to be. Okay. You're from Sweden. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Marcos. I'm
Marcos from
Sweden. I'm Marcos from Sweden. I need my weed back because I'm addicted. No,
we're not done.
No, it's just what we walk in. Just let us do that. All right, go. I'm Marcos.
No. You are Marcos.
What? I'm Wilfred. You're Marcos. I'm Marcos from Sweden. Hey, man. You got any
bud for us to
smoke? You have the cockroach for us. No? Yeah, here's the whole thing. Oh, is
that called tin of
your marijuana? A lot of marijuana, no. Can we take it outside with us? Can we
take it? No. Really?
No. Do it right here. Oh, hold on. Look. Oh. Good. Good. You get him to look
the other
way. Yeah, you have to do that. Right. Look over there. So if you're at home
and if you're
going to steal weed from somebody, just do the whole look over there. That
never worked,
don't they? Look over there. Yeah. And then we would have to run. I bet you
look over there
does work. What is that? Oh, look. What is that? And then you just walk away
with the weed
casually. You should say what it is. What is that? Ghost? Too slow. What is
that? What is that? Is
that a crack in the foundation of the home? Get him to really start looking for
something. Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Your lamp fixture's on fire. Well, no. It'd have to be on fire then
for it to be real.
Oh, shit. All right. It looks crooked. Do a small meticulous detail. Give me
another shot.
Yeah. Small detail. Yeah. Is that black mold on your tile? On your sky tile?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. There's a hole in that grout in the corner. There's a huge hole. I want
to create my own,
though. Please. Yeah. Is that grass growing inside your living room? It's not.
They take two seconds
to look and then they're like, no. Oh, how about this? I like your rug. Where'd
you get that?
West Elm. But they're still looking at you. Oh, fuck. I'm not good at it. No. I'm
not good at
stuff like that. Try to look over there. Look over there. There we go. Gone.
Gone. Okay. Anyway.
Don't steal weed. Don't steal weed. You know what? Steal it. Steal it. Yeah,
yeah. Now that I think
about it. Who cares now? You can just go to the store and buy it. There's way
too many stores that
sell weed, by the way. There was a weed store next to the Home Depot and I was
like, okay. You know what's
crazy? What is it for? I know. It's like, really? But the accessibility of
mushrooms now.
Oh, yeah. They're everywhere. It's just laying around. Last night, the comedy
was just laying
around big bags. Well, you know what's how funny that is? So I get mushrooms
every time I go to the
comedy store. Yeah. And our friend Carol that hooks us up that we love from New
Tropics. And I have a
basket of party. I have a party drug basket at my house. So when people come
over, I always have
weed for people, mushrooms. I've never seen this. You're not invited. I don't
show it to you. Okay. Okay.
For very obvious reasons. Yeah. I was just trying to think of when you were so
when you were not sober,
I definitely didn't want to show it to you. That bums me out. Well, because you
would consume at a
rate that was probably dangerous. I know. I just thought that maybe we could
add a fun night. Yeah,
but like together, you just go too far. Yeah. But like, if you went too far
with me,
that could be fun once. Yeah. I mean, I've been fucked up with you, Carlos. I
know we should just do it.
No, we're not going to party. You're sober. I know. I know. I know. No more. I
know. I partied
with you. No more. We can't reminisce. No enticing. Why can't I? Because that's
against the
fucking rules. Partied together, dude. No more party stuff. I have a basket of
drugs at my house.
And when the movers came to move us, the guy was like, hey, I'm so sorry. I can't
legally move
drugs. No. My wife is like, what are you talking about? He's like, there's a
basket in the
laundry room that's filled with drugs. No. Yeah. We have it for when people
come over
for parties. Wow. Because when I have people come over, I'm always like, here's
drugs if
you want them. You know. Wow. It's a courtesy. It's a nice thing. When am I? It's
kind of
rude. I know you've been sick, but you haven't invited me over to you. No one's
come over
to my house. I just moved in. I literally just moved in. Am I going to have a
housewarming
party? Yeah. You guys got the invite, didn't you? Yeah. I didn't get anything.
You didn't
get anything? No. The joke was that. I know. And I was doing a separate part.
It wasn't
working. Yeah. When you do offshoot jokes. I know. I was doing an offshoot. It
never
works. I was doing an offshoot. Isn't that interesting how far he's fallen? He's
fallen
so bad. That's you've fallen far. Your instincts are wrong. It was an offshoot.
Okay. Then
I'll relapse. I don't even think. No. No. No. Whoa, dude. I don't even. I don't
even.
Don't joke around. You understood the joke. I think you just said that. I don't
know. I understood it. No, I did. I did. No, no. I understood the part. Get
your mind together, dude. No, I. You can't fool a fooler. You can't fool a fooler.
You
can't fool a fooler. No, he's right. Damn it. Yeah. You can't. By the way, this
is stolen
valor. You're trying to act like you're a fooler. You're not a fooler, bud. Stolen
valor. You're not a fooler. Yeah. Don't fool a fooler. That's a real fucking
fool right
here. Joan of Arc is valor. This is a grade A fucking fool head. You're not
fooling a fool
head, pal. My bad. I'm foolish beyond my years. Beyond. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's
like
got 50 years. Oh my God. Speaking of which, before we go any further. Yeah. Did
we watch
Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan? No. Everyone in this fucking room has an
assignment. You
need to go home and watch this entire interview. It's going to blow your
fucking mind. Is Terrence
good? Better than good, buddy. Better than good. He's going, he goes off. He
goes ham,
Sam. He's like the, he is like a neuroscientific cat, Cat Williams. Wow. He's
gone. He's
gone. Love it. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah. He's loopy poopy. Look up one
fucking
clip of this guy. I can't wait. Remember, they have a thing called zero. They
go from
one to zero to negative one. There is no zero to even. Hold on. The guy that
got fired from
Iron Man. The amount of times I've sat in a garage in high school. Yeah.
Getting stoned
out of my fucking mind. Yeah. And heard this in the background and then had to
go, I got
to get back to my mom's house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like the amount of times high
in a garage
in high school. Get an Xbox. That's what I do. This, but this is seriously,
this conversation
is happening right now in someone's garage. Yeah. Right now. One guy's going,
the baptism
was never stood still. And then that's me too high going, I got to go back to
my mom's
house. I got to go get a Gatorade at the gas station and go back to my mom's
house.
Or there was one guy going, yeah, dude. Yeah. Not paying attention at all.
Doesn't know what the fuck he's just said. Guys, I get it. By the way, this is
how wonky
this shit is. Go halfway, go halfway down, go halfway just in the middle and
now listen
to where he's at now. Go ahead. There. I don't need anything else because they
just,
they didn't want me to go and talk about this. And that's why I went out there
and said,
hey, pull out your calculator. Wow. What the fuck are we talking about? Wow.
Wow. Pull
out your calculator. You listen to the whole thing. It's, it's, it's, it's, you
know, it's like,
it's like, it's what I imagined reading the Bible would be like. Wow.
It's eating the thickest piece of chocolate cake. It's annoying as fuck. I
could, I couldn't
stop listening to it. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, what in the fuck? The first
recorded zero appeared
in Mesopotamia around three BC. The Mayans invented it independently circa four
AD. He would
have a twist on this. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to be real for a second. Let's,
can we just,
I'm a lay person. Ditto. Excuse me? I just said ditto, you fucking moron. Okay.
That's an
agreeance. I'm saying me too. Okay. Let's have it. Anyway. Yeah. Touche, my
friend. By the way,
how far away is this show from that show? Fuller opposite. No, I'm a peasant.
Okay. Yeah. Same.
I'm a lay person. And I don't, I don't know what the fuck that means. So what
does that
mean? What does what mean? How was zero invented in Mesopotamia? I think zero
was something that
was just like always a part of. Now he's saying zero is pub. They're saying it
was publicly
recognized as a thing that Mayans used. But it's. As calculation. They had to
make. The idea
of zero is something that's just a truth. No? Now you're Terrence Howard. Now
you're
Terrence. What I'm saying is that there's a caveman, right? One caveman had
three sticks.
Yeah. I don't know what they collected. Rocks. Rocks. And one caveman didn't
have any. That's
zero. They killed that guy. He had nothing. Oh, you killed the guy with the
zero. Zero is
dead. Right. If you had nothing, you die. Am I? Okay. I guess. You're not wrong.
No,
explain it to me, man. What are you talking about? When they started to
recognize zero as a numerical
identification of nothing. So there was a point in time that no one really knew
that. There's a point
in time when I'm sure it wasn't communicated clearly. Okay. It's like gravity.
It existed before
people knew what it was. I know, but that's my point. They used to use a blank
space. Gravity always
existed, though. Look at that. They use a blank. At first, they'd use a blank
space to indicate
nothing as a value. And when that grew confusing, they began using a pair of
angled wedges as a place
sort of for blank space. Oh, so the little circle of it. Yeah. The symbol of it.
Yeah. The symbol.
You mean the zero? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Zero. Physically zero. I'm so sorry. Maybe
I'm like,
am I drowning? No. No, honestly. Am I drowning? Am I tarted? No. You're trying
to figure out zero.
Nobody. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. It's relatively new. It's only 3,000
years old.
Also, God bless the guy for having a new enlightenment. God bless America. Yeah.
God bless
America. God bless Terrence Howard. He said he's going to reinvent the periodic
table. Wow. He said
it's vertical and it's through sound. Colors are sound. Wow. Pretty cool. I
hope it all comes true.
I googled when marriage became an institution. It's 4,300 years ago. Yeah. It's
been around for
a long time. Yeah. But what did they do before? I didn't know what they did.
What do you mean?
Before marriage? What did they do? There were groups, right? Tribes. And like
two or three
alpha male dudes just pretty much fucked everybody. Right. And then guys like
me and Carlos and
Andreas, not you, McCone. I think you're one of the members. We were just, we
were cucks or
something. We jerked off in the watching. You def, yeah, for sure. You're, yeah.
Historically,
you in another universe was cucking. You guys were cucking. Fancy wasn't cucking.
But then people like
us invited, invented a word. You know what that word is? I get what I'm just
saying. That's
what happened. I think. Yeah. You need to watch it. I want to watch it. Cause I
think it'll
help me go to sleep. Yeah. You're not going to retain any information. Yeah. I
don't think
so. What is this? Evil laugh competition. Oh shit. I would love to try. You
would crush.
All right. Let me hear. Now these guys are all practicing what they're going to
do after
they shoot up the school. Yeah. That one's pretty good. Just pause it. What did
he say? This
is an American thing? Yeah. No, there's nerds all over the fucking world. Look
at you. You
fucking nerd. This is, this is just a different kind of nerd. Yeah. You're a,
you're a visual
fucking nerd. These are sound dorks. You like fucking cameras and all sorts of
filming.
They wouldn't invite you to the party. Yeah. You wouldn't get invited. You're
not even
invited to that party, dude. Yeah. Cause you'd have to, you'd have to bring.
Let's do it.
Let's try. A symbol. You do one first. No, you go first. You wanted to try. Let
me, can
I just, I've never done it before. Well, let's hear one more. I want to hear
the last. Yeah.
I want to see the landscape of it.
And they all want to fuck that chick. Yeah. All these nerds.
Is this, this is happening at a school? What are they teaching these fucking
kids?
He, he, he, he. All right. All right. Let's hear your evil laugh. I'm trying it.
Oh, go ahead.
I'm just practicing. He, he, he, he, he.
No. No. That's really good. That was actually really fucking good. You would
have won that
whole thing. You do. You go. No, no. I want to, I want to envision. I'm tied to,
we're
knocked out. I'm tied to a tree. I'm in a forest, right? And I, you know, what,
what do they say
whenever someone's like kidnapped? Their first word out of their mouth is
always this. Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? You know who I am? No.
I'm one of the hell's angels. Please don't kiss me.
Oh, I'm going to kiss you, baby. Please don't kiss me, son.
I'm going to kiss you so hard. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
That's good. Yeah. Yeah, that's, yeah. Whoa. Whoa, that's good. That's good,
right?
Yeah. That's like different. That's my little hell's angel. Yeah. That's really
good.
Kissy, kissy. Yeah. All right. I got to get on my bike. That's really good.
How funny would it be to see a hell's angel, fucking what, bitch? And then kiss
a guy and then
roll away. Well, if they have the evil lab, there's other things they could
probably do,
like climax competition. Yeah. Evil climax? How about, not evil, sad climax.
Well, that's fucking, I can do that one every time. Okay, do it. Oh, that's
good.
I had a two. Yeah. First of all, I think it's happening.
A little half shot, full shot. But then once it happened, nothing happened.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. You know what fancy sounds like? What? Honey nuts? Oh, tell me.
Arriba. Yeah, yeah. Arriba. Yeah, yeah. What does McCone sound like?
Ah. I almost gassed in the tongue. Oh, no cap. Oh, oh, I gassed inside of your
puss.
I'm gassed inside your puss. No cap. On God when he comes. Oh, on God. Gen Z
coming. Oh, shit. On God.
Your generation fucking sucks. Fucking sucks, dude. You're a bunch of fucking
losers.
You're a bunch of losers. Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Bobby Lee FLAMES Carlos "You can't fool a fooler!"

It's like I used to, when I was a kid, me and my friend Brian Bradley, we used
to steal weed from
this guy's house, right? Yeah. After we would steal it, because we knew that we
went to, this dude
went to work, and when he would come back from work, we would go to his house
and buy weed from
him. You'd steal it, then buy it? Yeah, we'd steal, and buy it, and he would go
look, and he'd freak
out like, oh, my weed's gone. You're like, well, we'll pay you for some. Yeah,
and we go, let us
help you. Because if you're that guy, right, then you don't think that there
are other people. No,
why would they steal from me? They just bought from me. Yeah. It's actually
brilliant.
So I should do that with the cat pee poo thing. 100%. Spin it on them a little
bit. Spin it.
You got to spin it, dude. One time, I pretended to roll up a joint from this
girl's weed at her
birthday party when we were in England. We went to a random house party, and my
buddy Travis was
rolling up the weed, and the British guy was like, here you go. Here's our tin.
Roll up. You guys know
how to roll up, and he gave him the whole tin of weed, and Travis looked at me
and was like,
let's get the fuck out of here. We just took our tin of weed, and we walked out.
Wow. So mean. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
And they were looking for you? It was a party. He thought he was like, because
he was like,
he was like the cool American guy's going to roll up a blunt. What would you do?
What would
you do? We went to your party, Carlos, and we stole a tin of weed from you. If
you guys
literally did? No, my name is Marcos. Marcos. Marcos. We're from Spain. And I'm
Wilfred. I'm from
Sweden. I feel like I'd be legitimately really upset. Oh, what are you going to
do about it?
Lucy? I'm Marcos. I'm from Sweden. Oh, yeah. I need my weed back. I want to be
from the same
country. Why do we have to be from a different country? Well, you don't know
how to do accents.
I know, but I want to be. Okay. You're from Sweden. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Marcos. I'm
Marcos from
Sweden. I'm Marcos from Sweden. I need my weed back because I'm addicted. No,
we're not done.
No, it's just what we walk in. Just let us do that. All right, go. I'm Marcos.
No. You are Marcos.
What? I'm Wilfred. You're Marcos. I'm Marcos from Sweden. Hey, man. You got any
bud for us to
smoke? You have the cockroach for us. No? Yeah, here's the whole thing. Oh, is
that called tin of
your marijuana? A lot of marijuana, no. Can we take it outside with us? Can we
take it? No. Really?
No. Do it right here. Oh, hold on. Look. Oh. Good. Good. You get him to look
the other
way. Yeah, you have to do that. Right. Look over there. So if you're at home
and if you're
going to steal weed from somebody, just do the whole look over there. That
never worked,
don't they? Look over there. Yeah. And then we would have to run. I bet you
look over there
does work. What is that? Oh, look. What is that? And then you just walk away
with the weed
casually. You should say what it is. What is that? Ghost? Too slow. What is
that? What is that? Is
that a crack in the foundation of the home? Get him to really start looking for
something. Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Your lamp fixture's on fire. Well, no. It'd have to be on fire then
for it to be real.
Oh, shit. All right. It looks crooked. Do a small meticulous detail. Give me
another shot.
Yeah. Small detail. Yeah. Is that black mold on your tile? On your sky tile?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. There's a hole in that grout in the corner. There's a huge hole. I want
to create my own,
though. Please. Yeah. Is that grass growing inside your living room? It's not.
They take two seconds
to look and then they're like, no. Oh, how about this? I like your rug. Where'd
you get that?
West Elm. But they're still looking at you. Oh, fuck. I'm not good at it. No. I'm
not good at
stuff like that. Try to look over there. Look over there. There we go. Gone.
Gone. Okay. Anyway.
Don't steal weed. Don't steal weed. You know what? Steal it. Steal it. Yeah,
yeah. Now that I think
about it. Who cares now? You can just go to the store and buy it. There's way
too many stores that
sell weed, by the way. There was a weed store next to the Home Depot and I was
like, okay. You know what's
crazy? What is it for? I know. It's like, really? But the accessibility of
mushrooms now.
Oh, yeah. They're everywhere. It's just laying around. Last night, the comedy
was just laying
around big bags. Well, you know what's how funny that is? So I get mushrooms
every time I go to the
comedy store. Yeah. And our friend Carol that hooks us up that we love from New
Tropics. And I have a
basket of party. I have a party drug basket at my house. So when people come
over, I always have
weed for people, mushrooms. I've never seen this. You're not invited. I don't
show it to you. Okay. Okay.
For very obvious reasons. Yeah. I was just trying to think of when you were so
when you were not sober,
I definitely didn't want to show it to you. That bums me out. Well, because you
would consume at a
rate that was probably dangerous. I know. I just thought that maybe we could
add a fun night. Yeah,
but like together, you just go too far. Yeah. But like, if you went too far
with me,
that could be fun once. Yeah. I mean, I've been fucked up with you, Carlos. I
know we should just do it.
No, we're not going to party. You're sober. I know. I know. I know. No more. I
know. I partied
with you. No more. We can't reminisce. No enticing. Why can't I? Because that's
against the
fucking rules. Partied together, dude. No more party stuff. I have a basket of
drugs at my house.
And when the movers came to move us, the guy was like, hey, I'm so sorry. I can't
legally move
drugs. No. My wife is like, what are you talking about? He's like, there's a
basket in the
laundry room that's filled with drugs. No. Yeah. We have it for when people
come over
for parties. Wow. Because when I have people come over, I'm always like, here's
drugs if
you want them. You know. Wow. It's a courtesy. It's a nice thing. When am I? It's
kind of
rude. I know you've been sick, but you haven't invited me over to you. No one's
come over
to my house. I just moved in. I literally just moved in. Am I going to have a
housewarming
party? Yeah. You guys got the invite, didn't you? Yeah. I didn't get anything.
You didn't
get anything? No. The joke was that. I know. And I was doing a separate part.
It wasn't
working. Yeah. When you do offshoot jokes. I know. I was doing an offshoot. It
never
works. I was doing an offshoot. Isn't that interesting how far he's fallen? He's
fallen
so bad. That's you've fallen far. Your instincts are wrong. It was an offshoot.
Okay. Then
I'll relapse. I don't even think. No. No. No. Whoa, dude. I don't even. I don't
even.
Don't joke around. You understood the joke. I think you just said that. I don't
know. I understood it. No, I did. I did. No, no. I understood the part. Get
your mind together, dude. No, I. You can't fool a fooler. You can't fool a fooler.
You
can't fool a fooler. No, he's right. Damn it. Yeah. You can't. By the way, this
is stolen
valor. You're trying to act like you're a fooler. You're not a fooler, bud. Stolen
valor. You're not a fooler. Yeah. Don't fool a fooler. That's a real fucking
fool right
here. Joan of Arc is valor. This is a grade A fucking fool head. You're not
fooling a fool
head, pal. My bad. I'm foolish beyond my years. Beyond. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's
like
got 50 years. Oh my God. Speaking of which, before we go any further. Yeah. Did
we watch
Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan? No. Everyone in this fucking room has an
assignment. You
need to go home and watch this entire interview. It's going to blow your
fucking mind. Is Terrence
good? Better than good, buddy. Better than good. He's going, he goes off. He
goes ham,
Sam. He's like the, he is like a neuroscientific cat, Cat Williams. Wow. He's
gone. He's
gone. Love it. It's fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah. He's loopy poopy. Look up one
fucking
clip of this guy. I can't wait. Remember, they have a thing called zero. They
go from
one to zero to negative one. There is no zero to even. Hold on. The guy that
got fired from
Iron Man. The amount of times I've sat in a garage in high school. Yeah.
Getting stoned
out of my fucking mind. Yeah. And heard this in the background and then had to
go, I got
to get back to my mom's house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like the amount of times high
in a garage
in high school. Get an Xbox. That's what I do. This, but this is seriously,
this conversation
is happening right now in someone's garage. Yeah. Right now. One guy's going,
the baptism
was never stood still. And then that's me too high going, I got to go back to
my mom's
house. I got to go get a Gatorade at the gas station and go back to my mom's
house.
Or there was one guy going, yeah, dude. Yeah. Not paying attention at all.
Doesn't know what the fuck he's just said. Guys, I get it. By the way, this is
how wonky
this shit is. Go halfway, go halfway down, go halfway just in the middle and
now listen
to where he's at now. Go ahead. There. I don't need anything else because they
just,
they didn't want me to go and talk about this. And that's why I went out there
and said,
hey, pull out your calculator. Wow. What the fuck are we talking about? Wow.
Wow. Pull
out your calculator. You listen to the whole thing. It's, it's, it's, it's, you
know, it's like,
it's like, it's what I imagined reading the Bible would be like. Wow.
It's eating the thickest piece of chocolate cake. It's annoying as fuck. I
could, I couldn't
stop listening to it. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, what in the fuck? The first
recorded zero appeared
in Mesopotamia around three BC. The Mayans invented it independently circa four
AD. He would
have a twist on this. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to be real for a second. Let's,
can we just,
I'm a lay person. Ditto. Excuse me? I just said ditto, you fucking moron. Okay.
That's an
agreeance. I'm saying me too. Okay. Let's have it. Anyway. Yeah. Touche, my
friend. By the way,
how far away is this show from that show? Fuller opposite. No, I'm a peasant.
Okay. Yeah. Same.
I'm a lay person. And I don't, I don't know what the fuck that means. So what
does that
mean? What does what mean? How was zero invented in Mesopotamia? I think zero
was something that
was just like always a part of. Now he's saying zero is pub. They're saying it
was publicly
recognized as a thing that Mayans used. But it's. As calculation. They had to
make. The idea
of zero is something that's just a truth. No? Now you're Terrence Howard. Now
you're
Terrence. What I'm saying is that there's a caveman, right? One caveman had
three sticks.
Yeah. I don't know what they collected. Rocks. Rocks. And one caveman didn't
have any. That's
zero. They killed that guy. He had nothing. Oh, you killed the guy with the
zero. Zero is
dead. Right. If you had nothing, you die. Am I? Okay. I guess. You're not wrong.
No,
explain it to me, man. What are you talking about? When they started to
recognize zero as a numerical
identification of nothing. So there was a point in time that no one really knew
that. There's a point
in time when I'm sure it wasn't communicated clearly. Okay. It's like gravity.
It existed before
people knew what it was. I know, but that's my point. They used to use a blank
space. Gravity always
existed, though. Look at that. They use a blank. At first, they'd use a blank
space to indicate
nothing as a value. And when that grew confusing, they began using a pair of
angled wedges as a place
sort of for blank space. Oh, so the little circle of it. Yeah. The symbol of it.
Yeah. The symbol.
You mean the zero? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Zero. Physically zero. I'm so sorry. Maybe
I'm like,
am I drowning? No. No, honestly. Am I drowning? Am I tarted? No. You're trying
to figure out zero.
Nobody. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. It's relatively new. It's only 3,000
years old.
Also, God bless the guy for having a new enlightenment. God bless America. Yeah.
God bless
America. G