Name: Andrew Santino FURIOUS After Bobby Lee "Yo Mama" Joke
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oberweiss is that's a midwest thing oberweiss dairy is so good my god those
cows look they look
like they're something happened i mean when you see those farm cows dude they're
like 900 pounds
and you're like holy this poor thing they've just inflated it dude so it's just
piss and milk i saw
a tick tock the other day about a woman who would they put in there the cows
hormones they juice
these up so your mom got it done oh sorry that's the last one sit down so let
me ask you something so um
there's there's bobby there's bobby amongst of other comics that's a green room
that was so good thank you i love you um i'm telling you if you don't get a
kiss from or
or not a kiss i'm sorry i don't want this sounds aggressive if this girl doesn't
make it
obvious tonight that it's not happening well no shame nick told me to just ask
you got to be
straight up so at the end of the thing if i feel like i'm going to kind of just
talk to you for a
second i just see if friends on you would you agree i'm fine with it but yeah
something like that don't
don't don't don't give her the ammunition just go don't say this field just go
hey i just wanted
clarity do you want to be more than friends that's too direct no because if you
say if you give her
the bait to go this feels friend zoney then she's going to go i guess maybe it
is you're telling her
how you feel you might be right there ask her ask what she wants do you want to
just be friends
which is fine oh that's great okay i just need to know if you just want to do
it in my own wording
because we're going to go to a different restaurant right do it in your own do
it in your own words
dude that's so true yeah do it do it in do it in your words i'll do that'll be
your own words
you got to get the spaniard on it anyway oh you shot at me three times with my
mom so what don't
get mad that i shoot back i'm not doing anything all right anyways good i'm
accepting also as you as
fucking your best boy i want you to win you know i want you to win yeah but
this kid's the real
casanova he really is our entire life you know here's my job my entire friend
closer to him than
you are to me no it's a longer i've known him for so long it's a longer he's my
oldest friend in
last we're all about to be best friends for forever forever forever bff okay so
can i ask now i was
listening to ice cream by sarah mclaughlin yeah can we go back to yeah yeah ice
cream's better than sex yeah
and i i remember there are people in my life that were in it for a brief period
and then they just
disappeared and i just never saw them again because they're dead no i don't
know if they are not hopefully
but they were like so influential you know what i mean in my voyage or my
journey to here what's
taking you away from reaching out to them i don't know how to even get a hold
of anybody i just wanted
so i don't even know last names really so how influential could they have been
you don't even know
they're pretty influential so may i give us an example i'm gonna give you two
examples if i may
please may okay um the first example is i remember i met a guy his name was randy
he was jewish okay i'm
out and he looked like stanley tucci oh like i'm back in yeah at the time
somehow at the time he was a
little older than me maybe by 10 15 years and i think that he had a weird like
he looked like that
and he had a job maybe he was a lawyer or going to law school how did you meet
him i met him at improv
class i'm out again yeah i'm out i was out i was in i'm out so i remember back
in the day i met him
improv class and he remember we were together and he goes hey man i was i was
wondering i i think i was
going to do stand i'm going to do stand up and i go okay and he goes you should
and you know we've
talked about it before we should do it together like i'm too scared right so
remember we went to a place
called thomas payne coffee shop and this is where there was an open mic and he
said come and support
me because i'm going to go up for the first time and so i went there and then
he the host went up and
he goes all right this next comic is bobby lee he put my name ah in the fucking
randy right randy and
i remember just going up and i i mean i wouldn't say that was my first time
doing standard because i
didn't really say anything you're just around i just went up there and i was
like i didn't really
sign up you know randy did this and i just got off but it got me on stage god
bless randy thank you
randy and then i started doing it a lot so we know who to blame right and then
i never saw him again
you know how old was this man and he was a lawyer must have been like 10 or 15
years older than me at
the time did you say he was an attorney yeah maybe and this was like it's just
for fun yeah i was like
23 so he must have been 20 33 maybe so randy if you're out there listening you
might be in your 60s
by now yeah yeah it's just somebody that i just want to say thank you to that's
kind of a beautiful
really nice yeah that's very pretty and there's another guy i'm glad you kept
in touch with that guy
you know it's just people just disappear and also can i just say my well no you
just kept going
no but just also there was no such thing as cell phones then right oh you could
extend a carrier
pigeon to him i know i know but my point is it's easier now ways back then
there was no cell phone
and you're right there's people that i remember from the beginning that i don't
know that we used
to hang out with back in the day i have no idea where they are we have no clue
so the second guy was
when i became a comic at the la jolla comedy store i moved in with the manager
and the assistant
manager of the comedy store who both passed jesus it was a frank um it was um ron
um
fuck first name's okay and then uh fred burns and there was another guy living
there who's super
like those two were like kind of hostile i mean they they gave me everything
this manager and the
assistant manager but the comic that lived there frank manzano was a mexican
guy you know just a
weird performer he was so kind to me and very like supportive you know i mean i
just you know i
haven't seen him i don't know where he is you know what i mean anyway i mean
those are do you have
anybody in your life like that or no that disappeared yeah yeah lots i've had
lots of people that have
quit or moved or you know i've spoken about friends on this show that guys that
i started with who i
thought were fucking so good and they quit for jonathan got sick you i remember
him wait i never
you said this name yeah yeah and then also there's another one um dave pierre
both very funny guy great
name he was so funny and i don't know what happened i think he's like teaching
well i know there's a lot
of guys that i kind of used to do bar shows with and i know i've kind of run
into them in the in the
aftermath or like had a you know a friend of a friend but they're a lot of them
are out a lot of
them grew up they got pregnant had kids got jobs and they were like i can't
play this
fucking game or they move out they move out of la well a lot of guys quit the
dream yeah yeah it's a
brutal business i get it i don't even know if it's a dream they just quit this
rat race they
quit this game what is it about us that we hung in and suffer we're sick
immature trauma addiction
yeah i mean i think that's what there's something about my we're sick it's not
resilience i mean i
guess you there is that is a word that we could use but it's like i just a
normal person wouldn't
suffer that long but then people with a little bit of an intellect understand
that suffering usually
can yield something good if you really want it so lack of talent and anything
else
he's right you know what you're you fucking you fucking you fucking dirty
little bitch it's so
funny it's fun and i'm grateful to meet you people like you i'm it's fine it's
grateful and i'm in
complete gratitude i had i had a daydream today yeah this morning in the shower
can i share this and
you may think i'm stupid there used to be downtown los angeles i believe in the
old brewery building
right maybe the old pabst building word i can't brewery i know it's tough for
you guys yeah
that's like library for black guys there's something about we'll be right back
that's so good well it's not a library what do they say library every black
friend i have says
library but listen the paps brewery the old building downtown used to be an
artist
living quarters i think if i'm not mistaken right and then what they did was
they had the rent was
subsidized so that artists could live there for a uh for a nominal fee right
yeah the brewery arts
complex has been called the largest live and work artist colony in the world 16
acre compound
right okay so dude hold on let me look bro bro what bro after you say this yeah
i'm gonna tell you i've
been there to the brewery to the artist complex yes you hooked up with someone
there no okay hold on
we'll get to yeah yeah what i was gonna do i had a thought i was driving on the
freeway and i saw the
old brewery smokestack and it made me think i wish i wish you me a couple of
other named comedians could
buy a building or buy a warehouse space and subsidize the rent for young up-and-coming
comedians to live so
we do a non-profit where we wouldn't make a dime but we would just make it
would make enough money
so where it could sustain to have security upkeep and everything we would make
no money house rules
you'd need some house i would be the house rules guy you would not live there
no i know but i would
have to have like on the wall things you cannot do no no it would be run
properly like a fucking
just house rules i don't care what you're saying well what are the house rules
yeah what are they
um no fucking other comics ooh that's what i'm building this whole thing for is
for them to all
fuck each other that's the whole point this is like the ulterior mode this is
like oh this is like the
olympic village oh this is his hitler youth yeah 100 i want to indoctrinate
these people okay all right
move on i know what you're saying no other right i just would want a safe space
for everyone that's all
go ahead of course that's okay all i'm saying i'm done all i'm saying is do you
think this is a crazy
idea it's a great idea dude i really want to do it i want to buy a building we're
never going to do it
why not it's so expensive yeah not with that it's not just you and i it's a
bunch of other comics
imagine if we got like burr sebastian dylan guys who have a couple of bucks in
their pocket
who could buy a building and subsidize it for young comedians that'd be great
how many people
now number one because you know i have the resources to start a non-profit i
know how to do
all this stuff we can do it let's do it then you'll do it i will do it i swear
to god i want to do it
but this is a big one for me house rule no it's even more it's even bigger what
okay i think you'd
have to showcase to get in there oh you can't be you can't be to get a room
interesting that's
interesting we can't have crap so we have a little stage and you have to
showcase for the current
residents to see if you get a room now do you have to keep showcasing as you
know they showcase for us
so just you and i sitting in a chair no we'll get a bunch of comics oh we do it
once a year
you know i mean it's like getting passed yeah you get past to live there you
get past but then every
year you have to re-audition because we got to know that you're writing and
working and you're not
slipping yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah so tell
tell me about the brewery now that we know that that's a thing i'm proposing
what are you calling this
thing if when you open it um funny bone name it after another comedy workshop
it more we got it i think it
should be called haven you know what i mean we'll call it the comedy mothership
i like that it's
we'll call it uh the compound the comedy compound comedy compound how about uh
chuckle chambers
chuckle chambers chuckle chambers great you want to go to chuckle chambers how
many how many people can
live there i think it's got to have like 10 apartments 10 10 at a time we can't
afford that
big of a building with you and me and a bunch of other comics we can try our
best well then they would
the bet the the future has to live there i know you said they have to showcase
yeah i mean there's no
i mean i'm telling you in the shower this morning i thought this is a great
idea it's a way we don't
earn a dime on this we'll probably lose a little bit of money but it'd be great
also you can't
i know what's going to happen other open micers can i stay there overnight on
the couch or whatever
no no crashing no it's time out we crashed we crashed it's a part of the
culture how long can
you crash one week only one week crash and you're not allowed to crash for a
week then go to another
apartment you get one week of crash in the comedy in the con and what did i
call it a year or what was
it called the the chuckle chuckle uh compound no chuckle what i'm just trying
to tighten it up
and what did i call it the chuckle i don't even know seconds ago okay no you
get one week of
crashing because crashing is a part of our culture okay we crashed i crashed
you crashed a lot about
it all right you get one week of crashing inside the building like a guy that
lives there who's like
the manager like the guy that you know in guam and for dude guam is gonna get
security he'll
fuck out he'll beat the shit out of people if they don't obey force the rules
he will he lives there for
free imagine if that everyone does right huh yeah everyone lives for free no
you have to pay it's
subsidized you're paying a certain amount of money to keep because it keep the
thing going
yeah cost at level so like listen instead of paying what is an apartment now
like 20
thousands of dollars 500 ridiculous minimum yeah you pay like 800 bucks 600
bucks 800 bucks but
that just goes for your internet your water and power and general living so we
can free wi-fi
uh free wi-fi free wi-fi if you have 15 minutes if you have under 15 you got to
pay but i'd love to
get behind it a comedy comp comp five guys five girls five guys five girls or
maybe one trans one
gay smart see now we're getting into equity diversity and inclusion and that's
good can't avoid it well
then nobody needs to be the same you're right i can't do that we need a black
guy and asian you know
what i mean we can't do that yeah i'd rather i'd rather have two black guys and
one asian for sure
it's just for trading really well if we're trading you want you don't want
things to efficiently
fucking whoa i'm talking about comedy wise there's almost none of you that are
good there's so many
black comics that are good how many funny asians are there six jason chenny leslie
lao andrea jinn
i mean i got the list goes on that's six you just named the six that's it there's
so many dude
how many funny black comics are there a thousand they've been doing it longer
that has nothing to
do with it they have yeah what are you talking about dude look okay you know
who flip wilson is
of course we know who flip will but my point being is is that comedy has been
in terms of the black
community a part of it since we started in the the new modern version of stand-up
in the 50s
the 60s yeah because they're funnier than asians no it wasn't dude because we're
are you trying to
say that asians are funnier than black comics what i'm saying is whoa that's a
tough claim i didn't
fucking say that you just said bobby lee you heard it here said asians are funnier
than blacks
that's what he said say that what i'm just saying is is that you know i mean
since we've like
since margaret i think chris rock wanda sykes dave chapelle cedric kevin hart
whoopi
goldberg richard pryer bernie mack eddie murphy monique red fox martin lawrence
chris
tucker tiffany haddish catwood deal hula james fox tracy morgan don't look up
asian comments i'm
afraid that i'm not going to be on the list you gotta be on that list yeah
right here we go
tough they're six oh my god they're six i'm not even on it oh that says china
in china
first jimmy oh yeah yeah that's china it just i looked up asian comedian though
that's just
what there's six i gotta put comedian i don't know what else to look up put an
s on it asian american
comedians there's five there's five you gotta put a plural put the s on the end
by the way they
threw in cal penn too to make you guys over 50 comedians oh the point is hey
google's proving my
point leave it alone google's proving my point
you

Andrew Santino FURIOUS After Bobby Lee "Yo Mama" Joke

oberweiss is that's a midwest thing oberweiss dairy is so good my god those
cows look they look
like they're something happened i mean when you see those farm cows dude they're
like 900 pounds
and you're like holy this poor thing they've just inflated it dude so it's just
piss and milk i saw
a tick tock the other day about a woman who would they put in there the cows
hormones they juice
these up so your mom got it done oh sorry that's the last one sit down so let
me ask you something so um
there's there's bobby there's bobby amongst of other comics that's a green room
that was so good thank you i love you um i'm telling you if you don't get a
kiss from or
or not a kiss i'm sorry i don't want this sounds aggressive if this girl doesn't
make it
obvious tonight that it's not happening well no shame nick told me to just ask
you got to be
straight up so at the end of the thing if i feel like i'm going to kind of just
talk to you for a
second i just see if friends on you would you agree i'm fine with it but yeah
something like that don't
don't don't don't give her the ammunition just go don't say this field just go
hey i just wanted
clarity do you want to be more than friends that's too direct no because if you
say if you give her
the bait to go this feels friend zoney then she's going to go i guess maybe it
is you're telling her
how you feel you might be right there ask her ask what she wants do you want to
just be friends
which is fine oh that's great okay i just need to know if you just want to do
it in my own wording
because we're going to go to a different restaurant right do it in your own do
it in your own words
dude that's so true yeah do it do it in do it in your words i'll do that'll be
your own words
you got to get the spaniard on it anyway oh you shot at me three times with my
mom so what don't
get mad that i shoot back i'm not doing anything all right anyways good i'm
accepting also as you as
fucking your best boy i want you to win you know i want you to win yeah but
this kid's the real
casanova he really is our entire life you know here's my job my entire friend
closer to him than
you are to me no it's a longer i've known him for so long it's a longer he's my
oldest friend in
last we're all about to be best friends for forever forever forever bff okay so
can i ask now i was
listening to ice cream by sarah mclaughlin yeah can we go back to yeah yeah ice
cream's better than sex yeah
and i i remember there are people in my life that were in it for a brief period
and then they just
disappeared and i just never saw them again because they're dead no i don't
know if they are not hopefully
but they were like so influential you know what i mean in my voyage or my
journey to here what's
taking you away from reaching out to them i don't know how to even get a hold
of anybody i just wanted
so i don't even know last names really so how influential could they have been
you don't even know
they're pretty influential so may i give us an example i'm gonna give you two
examples if i may
please may okay um the first example is i remember i met a guy his name was randy
he was jewish okay i'm
out and he looked like stanley tucci oh like i'm back in yeah at the time
somehow at the time he was a
little older than me maybe by 10 15 years and i think that he had a weird like
he looked like that
and he had a job maybe he was a lawyer or going to law school how did you meet
him i met him at improv
class i'm out again yeah i'm out i was out i was in i'm out so i remember back
in the day i met him
improv class and he remember we were together and he goes hey man i was i was
wondering i i think i was
going to do stand i'm going to do stand up and i go okay and he goes you should
and you know we've
talked about it before we should do it together like i'm too scared right so
remember we went to a place
called thomas payne coffee shop and this is where there was an open mic and he
said come and support
me because i'm going to go up for the first time and so i went there and then
he the host went up and
he goes all right this next comic is bobby lee he put my name ah in the fucking
randy right randy and
i remember just going up and i i mean i wouldn't say that was my first time
doing standard because i
didn't really say anything you're just around i just went up there and i was
like i didn't really
sign up you know randy did this and i just got off but it got me on stage god
bless randy thank you
randy and then i started doing it a lot so we know who to blame right and then
i never saw him again
you know how old was this man and he was a lawyer must have been like 10 or 15
years older than me at
the time did you say he was an attorney yeah maybe and this was like it's just
for fun yeah i was like
23 so he must have been 20 33 maybe so randy if you're out there listening you
might be in your 60s
by now yeah yeah it's just somebody that i just want to say thank you to that's
kind of a beautiful
really nice yeah that's very pretty and there's another guy i'm glad you kept
in touch with that guy
you know it's just people just disappear and also can i just say my well no you
just kept going
no but just also there was no such thing as cell phones then right oh you could
extend a carrier
pigeon to him i know i know but my point is it's easier now ways back then
there was no cell phone
and you're right there's people that i remember from the beginning that i don't
know that we used
to hang out with back in the day i have no idea where they are we have no clue
so the second guy was
when i became a comic at the la jolla comedy store i moved in with the manager
and the assistant
manager of the comedy store who both passed jesus it was a frank um it was um ron
um
fuck first name's okay and then uh fred burns and there was another guy living
there who's super
like those two were like kind of hostile i mean they they gave me everything
this manager and the
assistant manager but the comic that lived there frank manzano was a mexican
guy you know just a
weird performer he was so kind to me and very like supportive you know i mean i
just you know i
haven't seen him i don't know where he is you know what i mean anyway i mean
those are do you have
anybody in your life like that or no that disappeared yeah yeah lots i've had
lots of people that have
quit or moved or you know i've spoken about friends on this show that guys that
i started with who i
thought were fucking so good and they quit for jonathan got sick you i remember
him wait i never
you said this name yeah yeah and then also there's another one um dave pierre
both very funny guy great
name he was so funny and i don't know what happened i think he's like teaching
well i know there's a lot
of guys that i kind of used to do bar shows with and i know i've kind of run
into them in the in the
aftermath or like had a you know a friend of a friend but they're a lot of them
are out a lot of
them grew up they got pregnant had kids got jobs and they were like i can't
play this
fucking game or they move out they move out of la well a lot of guys quit the
dream yeah yeah it's a
brutal business i get it i don't even know if it's a dream they just quit this
rat race they
quit this game what is it about us that we hung in and suffer we're sick
immature trauma addiction
yeah i mean i think that's what there's something about my we're sick it's not
resilience i mean i
guess you there is that is a word that we could use but it's like i just a
normal person wouldn't
suffer that long but then people with a little bit of an intellect understand
that suffering usually
can yield something good if you really want it so lack of talent and anything
else
he's right you know what you're you fucking you fucking you fucking dirty
little bitch it's so
funny it's fun and i'm grateful to meet you people like you i'm it's fine it's
grateful and i'm in
complete gratitude i had i had a daydream today yeah this morning in the shower
can i share this and
you may think i'm stupid there used to be downtown los angeles i believe in the
old brewery building
right maybe the old pabst building word i can't brewery i know it's tough for
you guys yeah
that's like library for black guys there's something about we'll be right back
that's so good well it's not a library what do they say library every black
friend i have says
library but listen the paps brewery the old building downtown used to be an
artist
living quarters i think if i'm not mistaken right and then what they did was
they had the rent was
subsidized so that artists could live there for a uh for a nominal fee right
yeah the brewery arts
complex has been called the largest live and work artist colony in the world 16
acre compound
right okay so dude hold on let me look bro bro what bro after you say this yeah
i'm gonna tell you i've
been there to the brewery to the artist complex yes you hooked up with someone
there no okay hold on
we'll get to yeah yeah what i was gonna do i had a thought i was driving on the
freeway and i saw the
old brewery smokestack and it made me think i wish i wish you me a couple of
other named comedians could
buy a building or buy a warehouse space and subsidize the rent for young up-and-coming
comedians to live so
we do a non-profit where we wouldn't make a dime but we would just make it
would make enough money
so where it could sustain to have security upkeep and everything we would make
no money house rules
you'd need some house i would be the house rules guy you would not live there
no i know but i would
have to have like on the wall things you cannot do no no it would be run
properly like a fucking
just house rules i don't care what you're saying well what are the house rules
yeah what are they
um no fucking other comics ooh that's what i'm building this whole thing for is
for them to all
fuck each other that's the whole point this is like the ulterior mode this is
like oh this is like the
olympic village oh this is his hitler youth yeah 100 i want to indoctrinate
these people okay all right
move on i know what you're saying no other right i just would want a safe space
for everyone that's all
go ahead of course that's okay all i'm saying i'm done all i'm saying is do you
think this is a crazy
idea it's a great idea dude i really want to do it i want to buy a building we're
never going to do it
why not it's so expensive yeah not with that it's not just you and i it's a
bunch of other comics
imagine if we got like burr sebastian dylan guys who have a couple of bucks in
their pocket
who could buy a building and subsidize it for young comedians that'd be great
how many people
now number one because you know i have the resources to start a non-profit i
know how to do
all this stuff we can do it let's do it then you'll do it i will do it i swear
to god i want to do it
but this is a big one for me house rule no it's even more it's even bigger what
okay i think you'd
have to showcase to get in there oh you can't be you can't be to get a room
interesting that's
interesting we can't have crap so we have a little stage and you have to
showcase for the current
residents to see if you get a room now do you have to keep showcasing as you
know they showcase for us
so just you and i sitting in a chair no we'll get a bunch of comics oh we do it
once a year
you know i mean it's like getting passed yeah you get past to live there you
get past but then every
year you have to re-audition because we got to know that you're writing and
working and you're not
slipping yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah so tell
tell me about the brewery now that we know that that's a thing i'm proposing
what are you calling this
thing if when you open it um funny bone name it after another comedy workshop
it more we got it i think it
should be called haven you know what i mean we'll call it the comedy mothership
i like that it's
we'll call it uh the compound the comedy compound comedy compound how abo