Name: Bobby Lee is a Disney Adult
Uploaded: 2024-06-20T16:01:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee is a Disney Adult' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee is a Disney Adult' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-20. Transcript available.

you didn't defend me at all what was there to defend hold up judy i think i
mean that could
have been nice whoa judy out of pocket you didn't came in with guns a blazing
play the tape
i i said okay let's get this back i was trying to be a mediator i know dude but
you're acting
as if we were on the same fraternity that's the great we knew each other for 20
years so wow what
a world i wasn't feeling well i'm up now you're feeling good now i'm not
feeling good you go do
spots tonight if you know i canceled those good what a weird day man what a
whirlwind or show
something funny then carlos make him feel better will you feel better what is
this jojo siwa drunk
at disneyland love big jojo siwa fan siwa spent her 21st birthday embarrassing
herself yesterday at
disney world's epcot the clearly wasted pop star tried to start a sing-along to
her newly released
song karma but no one knew the words a couple of things here yeah go ahead tell
me yes what are you
doing at disney that's not a thing what are you doing your 21st birthday at disney
one of the most
happiest business 21st birthday at disney i went there last year loved it
without kids no kids
gross no gross star wars jail star wars right to jail because you go to disney
world without kids
i was with the kid jail who
oh yeah a friend's kid was with you yeah so then yes you get a pass thank you
yeah that's fine all
is what do i go go to prison vip jesus christ you go to jail not prison we'll
let you out but we're
going to wake up here remember that yeah let me ask you something with a kid is
fine have you done the
vip experience i don't have a kid it doesn't matter what i would like to do
would you take me i'll take
you too what vip what yeah i'll do the way how much is vip at disney but it's
800 an hour
what in an hour you can do the whole park no you can't that doesn't that you
get that math is not
right what you're there for 12 hours 800 an hour you're there for 10 hours yeah
you went to the
park for 10 hours oh yeah even longer i can't even get you to do this show for
an hour there's a lot to
do same okay anyway so that's how much it costs and what you get i'll tell you
what you get with it
you get the vip experience you go to you know that you go to the front of the
line let me finish
man i don't you know i'm right now dude i'm not in the mood for you doing this
but cut me off okay
don't get so angry i'm let me explain myself i'm turning into judy
please don't you turn into judy i don't shit i know all right so i love her so
what you get is you
early in the morning you go to the that hotel with the lock it look law cabin
feel there's a big bonfire
you talk and there's a lady speaking spanish to me there's a lady comes out you
know they look like
the you know they're in the gold rush hey y'all you know that whole thing i
love it i clap
are you ready for the adventure saying what you want to do first and so you get
to go around with
this lady she's wearing the outfit she has all the passes and you go in the
front of the line in every
ride right and then um you get to even the little experiences like making a
lightsaber right she can make
those appointments cute yeah and um you she's pretty much with you the whole
time like if you want to go
eat anywhere oh yeah you tip her cash oh yeah would you tip her like i did last
night at the parking
lot guy that made me laugh so hard so anyway tip it at the parking lot you give
him a couple bucks you
know five ten bucks sometimes 20 you know what i mean it's the parking lot guys
i said how much did
you just give him he was a hundred dollars insane a generous guy a hundred
dollars to park your car
i only brought that up because you accused me of not tipping the fucking no i
just asked how much you
tip the gold i don't know how much those i don't do that stuff i don't know
what you tip that lady
i would give her probably like 300 bucks maybe for the day you know what a
woman did to me today i
ordered and then i beep booped my food i beep booped on the thing on the apple
pay and then she
manually got rid of the tip thing because she wants cash but that was
interesting because i went to go
press the button she was all good to go so she moved to the next screen without
me oh that's nice
but then i but then i thought are they told to do that by the management to
skip the tip because i
went to tip but then she goes you're good to go she did so fast then it goes no
thanks or wouldn't
receipt no thanks and i thought did they tell them to do that you think or did
she think i don't tip
did she look at me and she goes this guy doesn't tip can i be honest with you
and don't get angry
you don't look like a tip i don't look like i can afford a tip no you can
afford it
you just don't look like you do tip why you just your your fr your brow i
always tip i know
you tip well i tip well i know you do i never not i've been but i look like a
furrowed brow
doesn't tip guy yeah yeah i want to show bob you do need to watch this i do
want you to see this
for a second okay russians are the best oh ice boxing so it's just straight
boxing on ice that's
so good why not put it on i know it's genius yeah yeah they put disney on ice
why not boxing
right here's what's so great about this to me this is russians got to be the
people that came up with
power slap you know the slapping they got it they're the arm wrestling that's
all like them
trying to take things to like another level this boxing what what else do you
want to see on a
different i'll tell you right now sky fighting skydive fighting that's
brilliant right and that is
brilliant yeah you punch each other right if you knock them out they die
obviously because they
can't pull up so what right so what don't lose that's great sky fighting yeah
sky fighting yeah
you jump out of same plane or different planes same it's got to be the same
plane how do you
meet them what do you mean have you never seen that they jump out they can they
you can change
your direction you know what you know this is what you do yeah same plane same
plane but you're
you have a distance but you're still tied to them oh you're tandem yeah there's
a rope that's
connected to our belly right so you have to fight so if one guy dies the other
guy he gets to pull
he gets to pull here check it out yeah you knock the guy out yeah and then you
69 him and you get to
come down why do you have to 69 no no because he's 69 his head yeah yeah yeah
love it that's what you
want yeah just 69 somebody fine or from a plane sky fighting yeah yeah really
what's another one
well how about fighting underwater i would love to see a little tango down
below oh it's like sloth
fighting yeah yeah i could do that one i like fighting on fire oh like a fire
pit would be dope yeah
and and not a whole thing isn't on fire but around it is yeah you have a
floating ring check it out oh
yeah no you don't even know what's in the water what what's in the water what's
in the water what's in
the water what's in the water that's not what i'm talking about i'm talking
about a floating
fighting ring on water what's in the water it's not what's in the water what's
happening to the
water what's happening tsunami oh expensive it's timing timing timing is
everything on this one right
yeah that's tough you got to work with you have a flotation right and then all
the debris oh yeah
there's debris happening right somebody's house right yeah it's it's wavy or
whatever you call it
turbulence sure yeah yeah yeah wow what about that the cameraman i don't know
that would be tough yeah
yeah yeah well okay union union okay those guys are tough okay a tornado fight
would be amazing
fighting in the middle of a tornado who gets swept away by the way that'd be
cool i watched the
trailer for twister yes it's the same movie twisters it's the same movie it was
helen hunt and bill
pullman yeah now it's no it was bill paxton paxton yeah and now it's glenn powell
and who is the girl i
don't know it's look it's the same movie but look can i say something they have
two this time yeah
there's plural it's not the same movie there was many twisters in twister it
wasn't just one they
have twins in this one yeah yeah they have twin babies twin twisters but dude
imagine wow but do
you know who else same movie you know who else was in twister don't say
anything no one says it
you know who else is in twister great actor the thing about twister you don't
realize is they had
great actors well i love their right yeah so who was in philip seymour hoffman
oh oh my god he was in
twister yeah oh my god he was in that i mean imagine having that caliber in a
fucking disaster movie it's
insane he was so good yeah he was he was her helper right he was like on her
team yeah but i liked his
character and then what's his name from uh secession i know yeah yeah um uh uh
tim no no uh let me get
us i know alan rock alan rock fuck why did you do that alan rock alan rock philip
seymour hoffman i
mean look at that cast wow yeah and now they got glenn powell and who's the new
girl do you even know
who the new girl is is she a new girl they're selling us yeah this is a new
girl they're selling
us hollywood's at it this is when hollywood's at it when they push a girl that
i've never heard
of before i've never seen her before and she's in a thing don't sell us come on
zoom in oh it's
daisy edgar jones never mind i know she is we already sold she's been around
for a while
but it didn't look like her it didn't look like her in the preview what was her
biggest movie
daisy edward no no no no no what was she in sorry i don't know bob war of the
worlds that was a good
movie that's a tv show she was on okay go down i've never oh she was a normal
people yeah can i
talk about war of the world i loved normal people remember that normal people
normal people can i
talk about war of the world normal people war the world yeah can i talk about
it please okay
yeah man john krasinski's you