Name: Black Market PEZ Dispensers
Uploaded: 2024-06-22T16:10:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Black Market PEZ Dispensers' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Black Market PEZ Dispensers' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-22. Transcript available.

dude dude dude i saw a documentary on netflix you know a couple weeks ago was
this board you know
you're super bored huh you know i watch anything right so i watched this
documentary about pez
dispensers about the history of pez no some dude that cornered the black market
of pez dispensers
so this dude right with black people did i say black people you said the black
people market is
that what you said no i didn't say black people right they take the tape back
take it back yeah
yeah i don't know i thought you said no there's okay so you know how piss dispensers
are um
collectible they are kind of the back in no they are like the batman like there's
ones that are
like two thousand three thousand dollars in one anyway can i just get to my
point go so this dude
right um he had no money you know he was he was kind of a farmer he had no
money he's like i gotta
figure this what's so funny you're either a farmer or you're not you're not
kind of a farmer he is did he
garden at the front of his house or do you know no he had land so he's a farmer
i didn't farm that
much though anyway uh i don't know that's why he was poor if he farmed a little
bit more he'd have
a couple more bucks in his pocket i'm not really here right now so anyway i'm
trying to talk imagine
he's got 20 acres of land he's like haven't farmed in years i don't know what's
not i don't know why
i can't get any money so you know what he did this guy but there was so there
was pest dispensers
um like manufacturers in europe like in ukraine or something these kind of east
european right
so he would go there i watched this no you didn't yes i swear to god you swear
and he would he would
get the ones that are that we because they didn't come to america these pest
dispensers so he got
those he would just walk into the warehouse and like do side dealings with
these he managed to convince
them that it was okay to sell it to him yeah even though he had no credentials
you saw it yes it was insane
wait how did you see it name a documentary on there even if i don't remember
the name yeah i've seen
it i've sat on enough planes across this country going to shows where i just
how did you see the
whole thing i finished the whole thing i liked it he finally got caught he did
get which is insane yeah
yeah because for a long time even the company was like it's not that big of a
deal like he wasn't
really doing anything that bad but the american pest dispenser guy yeah buried
him yeah they killed him
he tried to bury him which is that he's a fool that's him right there that's my
man dude that's a
farmer does he not look like a farmer he looks like a hippie okay you're right
yeah you're right
by the way the organization of his clamps in the background that is
that's great that's beautiful yeah i don't know how any of it works
now you don't know what any of those things are even when you get around the
picture frames
and you do the thing they bring you i can't even describe they give you like a
little plastic
cup kind of a thing and then you got to put that in the wall and then you got
to figure out where
like where the board is behind the wall right i just take a nail and go pop pop
to the drywall
yeah yeah that's smart article george honestly man you got to enunciate a
little bit more that's
getting that was great you're going backwards he had oral surgery this morning
oh that's right
that's right oh that's what it is you had oral sex with some guy this morning
yeah yeah it hurt
a lot of cunnilingus yeah wait what happened what got cut your your molars i
had a crown lengthening
procedure you made a crown bigger yeah they have to uh shave the bone i had to
shave the bone
yeah wow this guy showed up after gold gala gold gala from gold house okay what
is that
i got it what the are you talking about the asian event oh gold
jesus christ i just got it gold house yeah gold gold gala yeah that's what it
was
yeah yeah that's it beautiful beautiful look at that look at the most no dude i
didn't do the
red carpet you know me i sneak in from the back no i think they requested you
and ask no ask margaret
margaret goes who's the first one to leave me oh every time you gotta yeah yeah
look at that's
beautiful that's beautiful that's the guy i mean that's not my the table we got
no we go way back
but we got a pretty good table jimmy oh yang look at that not see now gold gala
right you're saying i
went am i in the photo because you left you leave early oh the guy from queer
eye and by the way even
ally wonk not ally wonk even margaret last night said that you guys they got
gift bags and you left too
early you didn't get a gift bag i missed the photo and the gift bag i'd rather
who else is in there
i saw john cho there was john is john in the photo who else is in there
john chose on the photo it looks photo is that kevin spacey who's in there
that guy yeah yeah oh yeah yeah no that was from a year before that's daniel
day kim you don't know
who that is that guy you don't know who that is he's just an asian guy jesus oh
no no honestly do
who's daniel day kim he was in lost right by the way this photo is photoshopped
you realize these
people aren't in the same room you can tell those two older asian women right
there they were not in
that photo they're dead yeah yeah they died years ago it's a posthumous photo
yeah yeah anyway i went to
that but it's not the same who's that ben baller up top oh so i didn't dress
good i didn't dress well
well either no no good or well yeah neither no i came what were you thinking
what would you
what would you wear to that you don't have a suit i wore like this my you
should i wore a jacket
padma lakshimi she's she's famous and beautiful yeah you wear a suit coat yeah
but um something cool
hot but dev patel there's some high-end asians over there bud bobby i searched
your name but what
yeah they're not gonna put my name in there dude no because they because they
they they think of this
kind of entertainment as the bottom of the barrel but so do we i know we do but
we're still the top
that's the best we're the top of the bottom no no we're still at the top they
view it bottom no we're
in the shit barrel but we're at the top of the shit barrel we're the cream on
top baby yeah but the
barrel it gets released not often yeah i know but the foam on top of the shit
barrel yeah it gets
released sometimes and we're the foam niger houston was there i love niger houston
yeah he's the best
and maya erskine the best these are there's a lot of good good people there
yeah i'm not in there by
the way her name is scout bassett scout bassett that's a cool name look at her
paralympian author
and advocate yeah they're all involved what did you just say i said scout bassett
and what did you say
you said it was a great name and i said yeah if you're a dog i'm sorry i was
mean scout let's not
talk about dogs and we're talking about the asian heritage thing okay it's a
little up dude are you
claiming that she ate scout basket i mean you are what you eat does she claim
the name dude i don't know
what that's insane dude i'm sorry if you eat a dog you have to be its name is
very funny i'm chippy now
i'm fluffy you become
i'm jangles you become the dog yeah that's so funny that's a disney movie
yeah that's really funny um did you see the disney movie the if
if is if it's pixar it's what's it's it's what's his name bradley cooper no
john john krasinski yeah
we gotta go see it isn't bradley cooper in the movie isn't he the voice one of
the voices no
i saw him with the dude dude john is the next spielberg you said that last
night and it pissed
me off yesterday yeah yeah because because what does that even mean because
when you watch the
because okay quiet place right killed it yeah great movie it's not spielberg
steven spielberg
stevie spielberg you think john krasinski and this is not to disrespect him is
going to be steven
spielberg i think that he has his sensibilities yeah okay call me in 20 years
we'll go box office toe to
toe it's a different landscape now that's impossible it's already a flop huh
this one is already a flop
why if yeah how do you know because he didn't do well in the box office that's
what that's a flop
oh garfield made 100 million but but i'm what i'm saying though is the
trajectory like for instance
yeah you shouldn't feed your cat lasagna by the way if i'm gonna go back to the
garfield thing
real fast they don't like it i tried you cannot i have three of them that's
such a bad lie yeah
look at that it made 33 million in the states but god that's so bad for a movie
like that i know that
thing probably cost i don't know 500 million dollars well how much does it cost
cluny that's
like his thing he just hangs with george cluny what do you mean you don't think
so maybe it cost 300
million maybe let me see what happens a hundred plus a hundred sebastian's in
yeah yeah i'm saying
yeah i think man scott goes in his voice or something anyway you can make a schindler's
list
well well i mean they already did that the budget something like that that's
110 million on
production doesn't mean they a didn't go over and b that's not on marketing and
promotion right
double that okay so um 250 then well let me say something there's a lot of been
a lot of atrocities
throughout history but what is left to make it make a movie out of it and we've
we've done a lot of
the if krasinski makes a 9 11 movie we'll talk make him make a 9 11 movie we'll
talk
you