Name: Bobby Lee Learns TRUTH About Angry Grandma!
Uploaded: 2024-06-26T16:30:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Learns TRUTH About Angry Grandma!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Learns TRUTH About Angry Grandma!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-26. Transcript available.

all right last week i'm in portland i got a call about this what from oliver
tree oh my god called
me about about you on set not happy and says he might get a lawyer apparently
you know he said
you faked covid you made a whole deal you ruined a day shoot a day of shooting
and then you
threatened you threatened oliver now he's gonna sue us he's gonna sue you what
i did was while he
was in makeup i went literally i didn't know anybody in the crew and i go
attention please i
swear to god i did it i said attention please and everyone stopped wearing
probably like 30 people
right wardrobe everybody i go so oliver has monkey pox and he's patient zero he's
the monkey
right so nobody touch him and i was being i'm dead serious right he's gonna sue
you and then i later
i found out he was all mad about it he said he's gonna sue you for defamation
he texted me the whole
thing this was a joke well he's doing does he not look like a monkey he said he's
gonna say that
does he look like a monkey raise your hand look at i'm the only one look at
this yeah yeah he says
to me in a long text i'm gonna call him i faked a covid scare didn't have to
play a role acted like
a diva he won't respond to my text or my calls i had to fly out my lawyer jeremiah
jeffrey to clean
the whole mess up he's gonna sue you for defamation yeah i'm gonna call him
right now well do it because
now he's gonna sue us did he really text you though he did well i just read it
off oh yeah but
you're a good improviser so that is true no but i did there look okay he has
more lines look
wow that's long he told me everything yeah yeah he's not gonna answer now i'm
gonna leave a message
i'm sorry the person you are trying to reach has a voicemail box that has not
been set up yet
oh fuck you oh my god it's actually smart to not set up a mailbox
i just got a text from your ex
kalilah about what
nothing what's going on right here dude no i can't get dinner i have to do okay
that's not what she's
doing hold on you'll be the last person she would ask i can't stop by after
dinner yeah go go ahead
go ahead red ginseng royal jelly well what is it she says come to hotel i mean
i can play with the
same thing with your wife all right you can actually no you can yeah yeah go
ahead i'm not gonna swap
um i want to tell you something okay go ahead i feel like look look at me in
the face real fast
you're my best boy then i love you and you know that no i wouldn't well i want
to come
clean i want to come clean to you about something is it gonna make me mad i
feel like it's here i feel
like it's serious well it's not serious but i do want to tell you something it's
gonna make me mad
it's not it's not even that big of a deal okay go ahead
okay uh oh i'm oh no i'm starting a podcast with kalilah
no the woman that was here the old lady that came in here yeah mccone's wife
was not not mccone's
grandmother she's an internet personality named angry grandmother and we put
her up to the whole
thing she is not related and the and the internet's going to be surprised that
you didn't know and i
wanted to tell you but she's got a internet following her name is the real
angry grandmother and
she's very funny look look at her wait go to her main page there you see a
picture of us on her main
page yeah okay okay nothing gets by you pal yeah i swear to god on my mother's
life i didn't know
well here's how i know by the way for the audience here's how i know bobby didn't
know he called me
right that night i'm driving down to the comedy store i'm over the hill he
literally calls and goes
hey what why is she so mad at me and i was like what are you talking about and
he goes
why is mccone's fam do you think he's talking behind our back to her about us i
said no
could i say something it all lined up in my mind to be real that he could be
that big of a
bitch that he would go to his grandmother and start complaining about me yes
and all of a sudden
there's like this family resentment yes she had to fly all the way over here so
that's not your
brother no that's that's her grandson about them before no i thought you were i
thought it was just
like the bit like when you had me sit down i'm like oh he's continuing we
thought you were playing
with us dude but then you texted me over the weekend and you never text me it's
not just it's not
just that i had to see i had to see beverly about it you had to go to your
therapist yes
wow yeah i literally had to go to my therapist for that reason and then i was
just like i you know
i said my behavior like i can't even see when i'm treating people so poorly
right and i'm not aware
that people are there are things going on i was like what is it about me why
would you do you have
to be more mind no it's you all of you you guys are all involved in this go
yourself
i have nothing to do with it yes you do dude how you're because you knew i didn't
know yes you did
dude you did they hid it from me yeah you didn't know i didn't know who that
was but i thought
you think she was his grandmother what do you mean and then they told me and
then i said when we
should tell bobby after the episode and then i said we should tell bobby and
then the boys were like
don't tell him okay all right i believe you carlos no stop stop stop okay carlos
said it i i i believe you
i do but no i knew i knew the whole time
okay now i can go bad man yeah fuck us fuck us go ahead i'm not gonna fuck you
what i'm saying is is that wow and i think the person she did a great job she
did great let me see
what my feeling is yeah who am i who am i mad at the most you know it was under's
idea no how was it my
idea who sent it to me it was my idea yes i didn't find her it's so funny
because my anger still goes to
mccown it's good because you should have said over the weekend that hey dude it
was just there
was an internet lady and whatever did i ask you that too is like i suddenly i
said that you said you
said is that really his grandmother yeah and i said i think so and you went why
would she be so mad yeah
yeah yeah yeah why would she be so mad and then i kind of replayed in my mind
because you said
somewhere in minnesota she said right he was very good at playing along right
so i was like
was there an incident where his family was there and i was like not available i
feel like because
i feel like i'm really good with families and i go hey how are you and i hug
and all that stuff
right better than andrew yeah i know what did you just say thank you thank you
so much what did
you just say bobby's a great he loves he loves to ham it up yeah i ham it up
with families
genuine real no no no don't no mccown get up to the mic don't screw it up no mccown
what are you
you were doing fine you know what you were you were being honest and i
appreciate it but not with
this thing you're doing now nah dude no go ahead say your piece say your piece
it's desperate go ahead
i was like i was like andrew will say hi to my parents andrew will say hi to a
group of people but
bobby will go up to everyone individually and start you know yeah you you're
grabbing them and
physically assaulting them no no i say hello and i move on i'm just saying bobby
has i don't grab i
don't do that what the fuck let's not talk about the grabbing yeah yeah yeah
dude what you what he
means to say is that you physically assault his family that's not what i'm
saying what he means to
say is i shake hands i do hogs right and i really i'm really mindful i'm really
there present i mean you
you guys you guys both have different ways of showing love you know mine's more
genuine his is more
artificial and like no it's not artificial we have different ways of
approaching in your face yeah
annoying more and mine is more real or distant and more like unavailable he's a
listener and you're
uh you're a he's not a listener that that i i draw the line there he's not a
listener dude he's a
listener he only listens to himself he can say whatever he wants i mean we know
how wrong he is
it's insane everybody in your nose yeah yeah yeah anyway let him create his
false reality so what i
want to say is that that still doesn't give that that doesn't um resolve our
situation
you