Name: Bobby Lee at the Boston Tea Party?
Uploaded: 2024-07-03T15:30:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee at the Boston Tea Party?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee at the Boston Tea Party?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-03. Transcript available.

are you gonna shoot fireworks for fourth of july are you that guy um i i don't
buy them but if my
friends have them i'll it's like weed yeah i'm not gonna buy it but i'll smoke
it if you got it
okay yeah do you ever you don't ever smoke weed no do you want to uh no will
you ever be down to
take an edible with me um a small one like a five milligram it's a tiny little
high maybe a tiny
tiny one yeah what about a chocolate mushroom we have a bag full of them here
uh no not right now
okay i wouldn't do it now it's fourth of july um well our forefathers did it
yeah they did i i feel
like uh it just i don't i don't want it something bad to happen uh like if it
goes wrong for me i'll
keep you safe i promise but we will you be having a bad trip yeah okay yeah
okay have you had a bad
trip before no no good yeah yeah good you know dax when you get into science
why don't i get into
science why didn't you get into science you look like a scientist i'm not that
good at that oh so
god only gave you the look maybe yeah what a bummer but you got he has the gate
of a scientist what's
a gate of a scientist gate his stride the way he walks dude that's what i'm
saying the look everything
about him the dress thanks right yeah i'm giving you that adding on okay i'm
giving you that right
yeah his scientist he has a scientific gate he has a smell the smell smell
stand up for a second without
just stand watch how he stands tell me this isn't a fucking scientist oh my god
now stay there for a
second put your jacket in the water down i just like to see how how you science
let's see okay do this
just do like you're holding something that's a bunsen that's a beaker that's no
that's a bunsen
oh it's a bunsen burner oh it's in your other hand yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
that that belongs in a lab come on dude what are you doing what is that that's
green glowing put it
in the bunch of whoa dude and then drink it drink it don't do it don't drink it
don't drink it don't
and then change oh that's how he changes into the hulk you are a scientist just
yeah i like you you
you know i like you i like you so much so too and i watch all your videos
online and you've been making
some really new good ones by the way thank you andrew but can i before you do
this could i because we the
hulk thing i'm sorry i've always wanted to learn how to act in a transformation
would you mind
transforming for us no i mean well let's us try i've always tried wanted to do
that i'd like to
someone to teach us a bit yeah can you teach us about a hulk transformation um
so i'd say just get
into like a you're supposed to be on the verge of like something's making you
angry and you're
trying to hold it back all right so let's just let's go let's go there let's do
that let's do that
now yeah and then it slowly creeps up on you that you just can't hold it back
what else there's gonna be more so you you're trying really hard to hold it
back
because if it comes out it's the worst thing that could happen you are gonna
freak out
like no don't do it i met my sister's bar mitzvah so you keep holding it in and
then at the whenever
you're at your breaking point that's when you turn like super angry and just
let loose let me think
of something that really makes me angry oh my god happy fourth happy fourth do
you know what fourth of
july stands for you know what it means no independence day what is that what
independence from whom do you
know uh britain why do you know why uh because people came from britain and
then there's like a tea
party or something you got it no taxation without fixations right no taxation
without fixation that's
why smoking became a big hit we had oral fixation yeah all kinds of fixations
dude no taxation without
fixation therefore yeah guns alcohol cigarettes that's what that freedom
freedom my friend
okay also no can i say another thing just a little observation you kind of look
like power of your
right now to me you're gonna take a midnight ride have you taken midnight rides
before like in my car
yeah yeah yeah have you ever yelled out the british are coming no next time you're
driving around the
101. just open your window and yell out it's got to be the 101. will you film
that send it to us
of you yelling the british are coming out your window yeah i can do that yeah
yeah love that'd be
great but but say but say it like they are coming well they are i know i know
they are but don't go
british are coming whatever you mean like really like they're coming that they're
coming from britain
show him with one of the flags you're waving out the window show him what it
would be like
to yell out the british are coming being real being very real what's the flag
do well it's letting
people know that you're uh you're with it's me paul yeah paul oh yeah yeah so i'm
in the car like this
right yeah oh don't spill that's a window mm-hmm i'll do the sound of the no
here no i need here's
what somebody has to you know i know what it is i check a voicemail that's how
i learn about the
information oh i just got a new voicemail boop you have one message
what that was really funny i didn't know that i thought we were gonna go okay
what the
did you think i was gonna do it hold on hold on hold on yeah
traffic let me get into this for a while yeah do your thing
fucking old people oh that's asian my bad okay oh i have a i have a voicemail
holy
shit i have an aggro driver you have one new voice message from your mom bobby
mom
to accept press one oh one bob i'm in prison
i go away for a long time rob you boop
hold on dude what is she doing in prison how do i know the british are coming
from that
that's the key indicator that's she's that is the code that's her code word
that connection between
british people are coming okay and that so it's like you have to be more
specific no dax let's do
the math oh my god bob's mom goes to prison let's investigate why do you think
she's there a british
person the british person did you believe that of course you truly believe that
dex look at me right
now dude right look at me right now dude if your mom called you and says i'm in
prison that's what you
would connected the british are coming yeah look at me dex dex be real and not
for comedy be real look
at me right now you think so no
right you know what i love about you you can't lie thank you yeah yeah you
haven't heard a second
message yeah there's another oh yeah i think there's a bunch yeah there's a
bunch of messages
all right so you have another um well i gotta go after that mess i gotta go my
mom's in prison again
hello uh no i'm not
is that the is that my voice in my way hasn't happened yet let me press the
button must be
malfunctioning malfunctioning yeah hold on get to the button no that's my hands
you know that's my other
guy in there all right god my mom's in prison what the again god i got another
message beep hello uh
you're in trouble i'm going to take i'm going to tax you unfairly uh
i'll be at your house when you get there holy fuck that again not again
dude you're right that was good by the way i wish an english accent would have
been nice it was it
was kind of english it would have like brought me back a little more grounded
into the situation i was
trying to i don't know it off the top of my head you don't know okay i i'll do
it for you you can drive
and i'll do i don't want to do that you be the british now i want to see how
well you do it here
get a flag i'm the british person no no you're you and you're in the car and
you hear a voicemail
but do the driving you know what i mean do let's get into the scene get into it
right you have a
voicemail whatnot so yeah yeah that's how you drive yeah good good yeah what is
that a volkswagen
what is that a bug what are you driving oh uh uh subaru a subaru outback or
impressive cross trek
cross track nice yeah but why is the steering wheel like on the side there's a
little off
center it's off center all right oh okay okay yeah okay good
oh let him do it no no let him act and get into it hey but do the driving and
do whatnot and whatever
you do yeah no how about this i'm going to raise my hand and that's when you do
it i'm the director
wait what do i do i'm going to go like this and then the voicemail oh okay all
right so just because i'm
the director i want to see a little bit of this world here okay okay okay and i'm
just holding
this you can do whatever you want yeah whatever but when you when you do yell
out the window you need
that in your hand so maybe it's on the side okay oh you want to hold it okay oh
oh no he can he can
you listen to the music or anything nice yeah yeah do you look at jam out what
is love
baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more change the channel
oh yeah baby baby oh you're connected to your ox your ox is still unplug your
ox yeah
fuck yeah whatever was on your phone voicemail voicemail
you have one voicemail to accept press one dude listen up here dex it's me
beans on toast i'm coming for
you i'm here too i'm here too we're coming to get you coming to get you me and
my disabled korean
friend are coming to get you what you think about that beans on toast boop
the british are coming
yeah that's good your own choice no you're doing it you made a choice that's
good that's good no one
could hear you fine doesn't matter he's supposed to warn the people it's the
sentiment that counts
because i felt that they were coming how loud do you think paul revere was
yelling that he probably
was just pretty loud dude i bet he was just going british british are on their
way oh because he's
got to tell it he's got to tell a million people oh that's right he's gonna
lose his voice the first
turn in in imagine dude imagine if he just had twitter yeah we'd have to leave
the house just tweet
it out yeah yeah isn't that really funny to think when he rode through he rode
through the north end and
child's town and by some point he did lose his voice wouldn't that be so funny
that'd be insane
he's a sign languages the brain he sounds like rfk yeah
Yeah.