Name: Bobby & Andrew DESTROY McKone
Uploaded: 2024-07-05T15:27:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew DESTROY McKone' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew DESTROY McKone' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-05. Transcript available.

I mean we're in his clothes right now and I am so uncomfortable you did wash
his gum itchy as no
there's no chance he watched this he said you know he said to me I said this it
smells like
you oh it smells I go this collar smells he goes that's because it leans up
against my window that
has Sun hitting it oh wow wow I bet you you're one of those that he doesn't use
detergent what's
the point of washing if I'm not going to use detergent yeah but you know your
energy right
no it's not yeah yeah yeah it's fifth it's fifth of July it's fifth of July it's
about a war yeah
yeah yeah okay well you're trying to go to war with Bobby that I thought we're
on the same team
you're right all right so I'm sorry regroup yeah all right what I'm saying is
is that what I meant to
say is you don't use you know sometimes you see Max you smell Mexicans they
smell delicious they smell
so clean you go to you go to East LA it's it smells so good yeah they're always
doing laundry when I
hug Frankie Quinones I hug a little extra because he's just so clean yeah they
do always smell yeah
yeah like bounce because they use a lot of detergent I believe good I feel like
you good ones you know
you can't even get in the market fabuloso fabuloso those are more long sleeves
I don't really wear a
lot of long sleeves because I don't live in the Midwest anymore your attitude
is fucking insane are you
trying to do this because the interns here yes yeah you have a crush on the
intern you have no chance
with her why are you showing off to the new intern and can I bring the can I
intern come
come out for a second oh what's your name again Delaney hi Delaney where are
you from Delaney Los
Angeles oh you live here awesome let her step on a boot let her step on an
apple box look at how much
taller she is than these two guys I know wow nice try Carlos good nice try
Carlos no don't hunch over
stay on the apple box Delaney Delaney does McCone have a chance with you ever
what do you do what
is that oh no I said they're wrong what is that we're not doing that oh sorry
sorry that's not that
okay what were you gonna ask ah you oh yeah that's right sit down thank you
wait Delaney get back up for a second yeah yeah sorry get back up let's start
again yeah let's try it
again yeah let's try it again you do it then yeah okay go on McCone who you
just met right just today right first time yeah so here's his thing whenever
there's a woman in his presence
uh he tries to show off you know like he'll belittle us he thinks that's funny
right get get out of the
shot get out of the shot get out of the shot and he'll do this thing where he's
like he's like tries
to be alpha and all that let me ask you a question okay you know do you know
are you familiar with the
podcast yeah okay so um you know the power dynamics right do you believe that
Andrew and I are McCone's
bosses sure yeah yeah and do you think that we have the power position in this
scenario yeah right now listen
to the way McCone talks to us does that sound like a man who is not in the
power position no really yeah
exactly interesting it sounds like a man who what thinks he is say it the boss
the boss the boss he
thinks he's the boss yeah and I want your opinion how do you feel about that um
I mean he has the
confidence so that's good okay I don't know does it make you does it make you
like McCone or hate McCone
when he does that kind of stuff probably lean towards hate yeah yeah fuck I
mean yeah she and give
her a full-time we'll get a job here okay yeah you're just amazing you're an
intern right now yeah
full-time delete amazing full-time and I like that and and you know what
honestly how tall are you 5 11
yeah 5 11 that's I can replace McCone because we need someone tall yeah exactly
perfect yeah if you
don't mind if this is cool will you just stand right behind the box with the
guys there for the
rest so I don't have to look at him for a little while yeah yeah yeah thank you
so much yeah in that
area yeah no that's great right right that's right that's fine that's fine yeah
that's where he usually
is yeah it looks yeah yeah yeah thank you if you have anything to like dive in
like a comment if you
want to throw in just throw in your two cents you can lean in yeah like uh real
just lean in real quick
don't have to get back on the box just lean in uh just fast we do like a lot of
fast stuff like this
like uh hot dogs or hamburgers go fast hamburgers uh uh uh pizza pizza or calzones
pizza or calzones
pizza why why no no no fast fast fast uh uh uh Israel palestine fast
yeah um yeah yeah okay do I have no give her a job this is great yeah give her
a job the way you
pause I loved it way to go delaney anyway delaney way to go thank you delaney I
called her panini when
I first met her that's what I thought her name was panini well it is it sounded
only white people go
there I think I'll do it fast ask me what my name is I'm her what's your name
identity that's what
she said well that's what it sounded like to me it sounded like and so what did
you get out of that
I donut I donut yeah I donut I got all right well can I call you donut yeah
okay I'll call you panini
all right anyway wait a minute get back who wait whose hat is this that's brand
new it's so itchy my head
oh man what would you call your strip club if you owned it if you owned a strip
club uh taxes strip
club okay what dax's strip club oh hey man what do you want to do tonight man
oh I don't know man
probably go over to dax's you can go to dance I mean they don't have a cover
that's great
no they don't have a cover there's no girls there I know man so it's just a bar
man well but he just
stands there and looks at you I know I kind of like him yeah yeah he doesn't
sleep much
yeah poor guy poor guy let's go to dax's yeah we gotta go we'll go see that guy
what would your strip club be called if you if you had one uh coconut banana
oh your two favorite flavors yeah two coconuts one banana
right oh men too two coconuts one banana what do you think it's for bisexuals
no oh but not on one
person I mean just the coconuts would the tits and the kind of way I try to do
a plan that's what
he just said no but he's saying that it's on one body it can be yeah you can't
why can't it be oh
you've took it there I know exactly I thought there would be like a section
with men and a section with
women and if you like both you can go to both oh oh oh this is a great idea a
strip club where I just
you just blew my mind what kind of like a smoking section a non-smoking
succession restaurants used
to have yeah yeah you could have a dude side and a chick side yeah so then you
could bring your wife
or girlfriend bring your boyfriend or husband yeah yeah and go I'll see you in
a little bit split off
do your thing meet back up you know do you have anything that you're planning
to do for the 4th of
july do you do something to celebrate my friends just did fireworks on the roof
last year on the
roof fun yeah yeah there was one that went wrong and just like like didn't
shoot up and just like
exploded right by us wow could have lost a year yeah near yeah yeah your drum
air drum yeah there's a
famous football player who lost a finger doing that years ago whoa jason pierre
paul jpp jason
yeah pierre paul i said it right is it true that if you hold a piece stick of
dynamite and you close
your fist and you light it your hand will disappear yeah look okay look he lost
a finger during during
for he set up a firework he lost fingers but did he grip grip it i think it
went off in his hand
earlier so he was probably lit up on the 4th of july drunk as shit he still
played football afterwards
still was great those were his fingers look at that there's his mitt oh my god
what's your favorite
do you watch any sports what's your favorite sport um basketball what oh with
it what uh who's your
team the lakers yeah los angeles or minneapolis uh los angeles okay great do
you know that they're
uh do you know that they're from minneapolis uh no cool yeah
soccer uh i don't know anything about it but my friends like the utah team yeah
that's the mls
and messy i know about you know about messy what do you know about him that he's
great what country
is he from argentina right wow that's very good say it right say the right way
though
argentina no you can say say how you're supposed to say argentina you know
argentina no come on dax i
know you guys come on wait you're an actor dude come on argentina well let him
get into it wait can
you do it so i know how no he does not know how to do it he knows how to do it
up there look at the
guy in the hat oh you do it argentina there it is argentina argentina say it
with confidence yeah
yeah argentina so messi's from where argentina oh great very good very nice and
what what soccer
club was he playing for for most of his career argentina no
What?