Name: Bobby CAN'T STOP LAUGHING at Dax Flame Story
Uploaded: 2024-07-06T16:01:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby CAN'T STOP LAUGHING at Dax Flame Story' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby CAN'T STOP LAUGHING at Dax Flame Story' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-06. Transcript available.

so you're pretty much bored all the time there's not much to do like you don't
you know i mean you
don't do much i feel like he reads he entertained i don't think he reads even
either do you read
i don't read anymore yeah yeah yeah i'm not bored but my life is probably
boring to
to other people but i like it well everyone's life is boring to somebody else
he's he his life
would bore the out of me i was so bored yesterday what'd you do at night yeah i
just kind of walked
around like you know playing side music because i got one of those bluetooth
speakers a new one
pretty loud and i was listening and i was i was like god i'm so miserable right
now why i'm just
alone you just kind of get you tap into like loneliness and i'm just kind of
wandering around
and i'm going god this is i'm miserable you know what could you do to change
that nothing i just
have to let it pass my point is do you get that way no i like to be alone but
you never get depressed
then uh sometimes but not really have you ever been depressed maybe maybe in
high school i didn't like
high school yeah high school kind of stuff that's the last time you were
depressed it's pretty good
pretty healthy good relationship with himself i mean is it spirituality baby uh
why do you keep looking
over there not gonna help you no panini's over there he keeps looking at panini
um you pray what's going
on here bud uh maybe just i like to just go for walks and listen to music and
same uh and then if
something sad happens i definitely feel depressed like what would happen do you
have a dog or a cat
or anything uh no no no animal but if i feel like you like lizards or something
uh they're fine right
like yeah look at this you know i mean chameleon i got for a spider i do like i
do like lizards
yeah yeah yeah yeah if one if i had one and it died i would be depressed there
we go i mean that makes
sense yeah i think that would make sense that makes perfect you loved them true
yeah yeah but you've
never had one so how do you even know well i mean i know tastes bad but i've
never tasted it that is
true but like you have a dog i love your dog what's her name cubby the cubs the
cub is i've been on
planes with the cubs she likes you yeah she feels good i like you dude she
feels comfortable with you
and here's why why she knows that you're an animal guy she really doesn't like
people that aren't animal
guys or gals right you know when someone lies to you and say they like dogs and
then they come into
your house and they fake pet your dog and you're like you don't have to do that
it's okay if you
don't like dogs yeah and they go like this doggy yeah good yeah you know like i
know it's okay
a month ago i had a girl at my house she goes cats and i went leave
get out that quick get out it already it's like a red flag it's like what are
you talking about and
another one made a snide comment like as she entered my you know that my
downstairs area as
she enters you go that smells like cats i go yeah it's a good smell there's
cats here yeah yeah it's
a good smell what you're gonna do about it and she goes nothing why are you so
weird i go nothing
either you know what i mean don't say like that whatever you know what i mean
like i i'm so
defensive well yeah it's yours yeah and it's you love them yeah so i know you
how you are with your
dog yeah like it's an extension of you it is what are you laughing is this one
of the girls that
runs of your car quickly
i can't hear what i didn't understand the joke so what did he say i know it's i
know it's gonna make
me mad yeah i'm kind of glad i didn't hear it so slow it down what did he say
macone what did he
say say macone is there one of the girls that runs from your car quickly oh is
it one of the girls
that ran from your car quickly that you tried to kiss i get it oh he's taking
shots when are you going
to spain don't come back listen listen i'll be honest honest let's i'll let you
you want to do real
talk hit him hard no no no let's do real talk hit him hard baby i want to do
real talk because i love
you man i want to do real talk all right it's been a pleasure dude work right
am i not right yeah i
know i'm just this is how you do when you it's very nice when you fire somebody
right that before
i mean yeah yeah yeah it's all it's been a pleasure you know and it's really
yeah uh what a memory is
is what we built together we did that we did right we did yeah but uh what i
want to say is you're on
your last leg that's it okay um i had to tell her a couple of days ago like i
can't hang out
because i know i'm in the friend zone and uh it really hurt me the fz yeah and
so um i know you i
don't know why you're crying so hard that you left yeah what yeah what is wrong
with you dude
he hasn't slept in days yeah yeah the baby's kept keeping him yes keep oh is
that what you're
justifying for him gotta be i mean what else is it but guy the guy dude um no
it's not like that it's
not okay okay dax what's your favorite midnight snack look you're up late dax
gets out of bed and goes
i'm snacky what are you going to get maybe order something from like an app
okay and what would
you where would you go um maybe just get some french fries or something just
fries just fries yeah from where
you think uh uh fred 62 because i live near it oh yeah may i say that i love
french yeah still open
late uh yeah yeah 24 7. still 24 7. yeah great breakfast sandwich at three in
the morning if you
want one phenomenal i'll tell you what i had the other night at two in the
morning it's i don't know it's
not a i don't know what brand it is but it's it they're like they look like
fries they're chips but
they're fiery and on the cover of it there's a cheetah cheetos that's not cheetos
flaming hot
cheeto no no there's another cheetah hockey's yeah it's that oh chester's chester's
but the same
thing i know but anyway um like how you're not cheetos it's the same thing it's
not it's a dude
that's not a cheeto that's chester chester's are made by cheetos are they
really you think they
fucking have a mutual split over a iconic figure i think they're two different
tigers no chester is
his name chester cheetah is the fictional character by frito-lays what in the
are you talking
about okay i'm sorry i didn't know these two things because i was mad about
that and i got these hacks
yeah i was scolding the company i ate a whole bag of those fiery fries
delicious very delicious yeah
but then the next morning i'm a little embarrassed you paid for it didn't i
paid for it on this way
this tooth right here right in the back of it was just the mush of it caked
into my tooth
did you didn't brush i didn't brush i brushed then i went to bed i'm hungry i
know there's a bag
yeah in my drawer i ate it went back to sleep and in the morning i had this
gigantic mushed up
you know what i mean caked onto my tooth right and i had i had that i couldn't
do with the toothbrush
because it's gross to do with the tooth so i had i had to do it it was really
bad then you had breakfast
yeah and it came back out you put it right back in i think you did eat it back
in you gotta yeah
do you brush multiple times a day uh twice a day morning and night and that's
it yeah you ever
do a midday brush no little cleanup no no no floss i should yeah it looks good
it's fine dude you're like
a clean upstanding citizen i just realized thank you you brush your teeth right
you pay your bills
all your and all your um um expenses are paid for right like you know i'm not
expenses like your car
did you buy it yes right it's paid for insurance yes everything on time uh yes
yeah do you pray
no okay that's what's your credit score you know what's your credit score i've
never looked it up
probably exceptional it's got to be so good a bit it's like yeah 800 and i
think the last time
you told me you don't masturbate that much i didn't say that
show me a normal show me show me your hands yeah what's a normal amount to you
what is it to you what is it to you is a good question that's yeah yeah but he's
answering with another question okay i i i'll to me a normal amount would be
every other day
unless you have a partner unless right yeah maybe like that is that what you do
yeah
no nope you don't tell you why you don't believe it no i don't yeah back up for
a second with the
thing don't lie to me pal okay i asked you a question you could have said every
other day but
you didn't you were gonna see because you don't know what the normal amount is
because you do it
all the time feverishly yeah you do feverishly yeah aggressively and that's not
my
that's you yeah right i don't have an opinion about that i don't no judgment
here it sounds like
you're judging i'm not judging okay yeah yeah okay yeah i know it sounds like
it right and i am
but i'm not all right so guy can i call you guy for a sec yes pocahontas no no
i don't like
liars yeah yeah all right chachi can i call you chachi sure all right lunk lunk
give me the real
little amount come on baby uh maybe maybe less than every other day maybe maybe
a few times a week
nice oh you're going the opposite way you thought it was more whoa yeah and you
every full moon oh because i hear the howling and i don't like it you have to
howl when you come
do i have to it's instinctual i know do it again that howl i i know you know it's
not my fault i
know gets up there and i get i get hornet yeah i know when i see the moon yeah
what whenever the
mood strikes me yeah i bark i don't howl what noise do you make uh no noise
when you complete that's
the creepiest one right sorry this is what you do this is what dex says
and i think he goes like this completed
completed wow that's really good is that close do you ever say something to
yourself when you're
done do you go good dex i know but i could try it let's try it tonight will you
try it maybe when
you're done tonight i want you to go very good dex