Name: Bobby Lee Helps Dax Flame Find a Baddie
Uploaded: 2024-07-07T16:09:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Helps Dax Flame Find a Baddie' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-07. Transcript available.

Bobby Lee Helps Dax Flame Find a Baddie

do you like do you like somebody right i can tell you like somebody right now
uh a little crushy
i do have a crush but she doesn't live here how far uh new york it's but we
only hung out a couple
times it's fine oh oh this is this is romantic love in new york i love new york
new york city
new york city big apple big apple you know why they call it that no yeah and
hotels they used
to leave an apple on your pillow when they that's right and chocolates or
probably not do you know
that no why they were called the big chocolate bed they used to leave an apple
on your pillow after
you stayed at a hotel when they turned over the the hotels why did they do that
well the apple
industry had like a stronghold on the government and new york was kind of
feeding red delicious
yeah upstate new york was kind of they had an overflow you know how we use corn
syrup and
everything because corn overgrew same thing happened in northern uh new york
northern new
york state upstate and they just were like we have to get rid of a lot of these
apples so hey pal they
forced the hand and this is a lie but i know it is it's a lie but it was so
good it's a long
lie it's a long line did you believe any of it um well just until you started
explaining it yeah
thanks yeah yeah yeah it's that's a fun exercise you know i mean of like kind
of just trying to be a
have knowledge about a thing yeah like beef jerky you and i do this on the show
every single day
it's not but with you i want to ask about this real love situation right i'm so
interested i'm so
interested and we're honestly we're not teasing you no we want to help you we
want to help you
you're our dog you're you're our guy okay so without saying any names why don't
i want i don't want
you to feel uncomfortable right um how did you meet her a friend of a friend
and then she offered to
help me with uh editing thing hmm a video that you did no she offered that's
important it's very
important is she a fan you think uh no um uh but the friend was that's okay so
the friend loves your
shit um i don't know how much they like it yeah but that's okay but you know
that you like it a
little yeah yeah well that's like us we don't know what the degree is we don't
ask what percentage
do you like me i mean that's insane but my point is we all we know is what he
likes you and she
probably if she offered to help you edit she finds you cute yeah big time maybe
i yeah i don't
know yeah yeah yeah was she tall short what are we talking brown hair blonde
hair shorter than me
shorter shorter than yeah what color hair uh brown what color eyes brown yeah
what size feet
i don't know okay you gotta know okay that's an extremely important is she more
um and i i don't
even know how to say it is she more um is she really feminine or is she uh you
know maybe the
maybe more feminine feminine okay okay soft soft yeah yeah yeah all petite does
she know does
she know you have a crush uh maybe maybe because we got an email from this girl
emailed us what'd
you say alexi this let's can we google this girl i mean go to go to our
instagram yeah so this girl
asked so let's see if we have another option for you bud okay all right wow she's
good looking dax
she's very pretty she said are you single she's a hot latina how the does he
get her i can't get it i
got on my day with her what are you talking about she's pretty you're on a
million dates with a million
pretty girls go ahead yeah i'm sorry that was wrong of me no she really likes
you dude look at how cute
she is would this be something you'd be interested in dating this girl she
reached out to us do you want
us to connect you um she's she's very pretty sure yeah is she your type just
based on that profile um
i want to let you know she has no legs this is all torso yeah she has no torso
she has no legs
is that okay uh yeah okay but is she but just be facially is that something
that's down your line
okay good you want us to set up a date with her or no um what would that date
be well we'll pay for a
dinner date movie an outing we'll ship you off to catalina island if you'd like
you tell us what
you want to do with this what is your what is your date like your dream date
what is it you have a car
right what did you say you have a subaru what do you have a frost track what
subaru yeah yeah
subaru right you pick her up right beep beep right beep beep she comes out the
british are coming
yeah yeah right do you open her door for her or no um yeah yeah you open the
door well actually
it's kind of hard to know what to do i i did go on a hinge date where i picked
someone up and i
didn't know if i should like get out and open the door uh and then when she got
in i like tried to
give her like a side hug kind of that's too soon too soon no no he's allowed to
do that no it's too
fucking no no no stop stop what the you don't know where you open the door and
you try to do a side
hug it did feel carlos it's it's too much right if you were standing up i get
it no i don't get panini
on the mic panini get up panini come here because panini how old are you 21
okay are you dating right
now not like are you in a relationship nice okay you're not in a relationship
okay so if you're on
a date and a guy did this with dax if he did give a little cute side hug is
that are you mad about it
you upset no but i feel like you should have gone out of the car maybe okay
okay that would have been
better because it did feel weird wait wait you weren't out of the car no i wasn't
out of the car
were you open oh you leaned over and opened it that way i can't remember if i
opened it i feel like he
leaned across and opened yeah you lean to go whoa whoa open it right then she
came and you do you come
on in side hug right to be honest whenever she sat there then i was like nice
to me oh my god
yeah that's not a move that i would do anyway that's your own thing i think it's
great all right
all right anyway so so how else does the day go well no so i'm the girl where
are we going
would you like to grab some food yeah okay let's get some food
but where where are we going oh um what what do you like but you didn't make
reservations oh yeah i
made some reservations okay where um at a awesome place sushi place oh i love
sushi what's it called
um sugar fish oh i like sugar that's good what are you looking at me for i'm
doing it wrong i'm not
fucking here you guys are on yeah you're judgy no i'm the neighbor i'm just
looking at all you're looking
all right all right so okay sugar fish we go to sugar fish and then like we're
sitting down as
so um what do you like to order here um i like to just get whatever whatever
the chef recommends
hey welcome to sugar fish let me take your fucking order hey what's up man you
want something to drink
first to start you oh just water please oh yeah water ice or no ice uh ice is
fine uh you're out of
luck we don't have any bro what about you do you guys have any um high-end sake
uh all we have right
now to drink is uh sprite horchata uh wait water is this sugar fish what are we
at sugar fish no what
is this this is pink taco what the yeah why are we at a pink taco dax what the
you thought this was a sugar fish yeah i got i was closer no man this is all
right well um i guess
i'll get a horchata yeah horchata for you all right for the lady for you water
right okay great be right
back oh anyway wow i just it's weird that you would say we're going to sugar
visit now we're at pink
taco sorry hey there's your chata there's your water yeah yeah okay that was
fast yeah right behind
me oh okay what would you like to order uh just uh shrimp tacos okay how many
three you want them
blackened uh sure yeah you have to say yes yes yeah um so i'm any modifications
no thank you you like them
as is yes okay do you know everything that comes on it uh no ah you then
all right what about you i love this guy i'm vegan hurry up china we gotta go
are you vegan yeah i'm vegan so what are my vegan options uh you could either
off or uh
okay yeah just off is all it says yeah yeah i'll get three off okay three off
any modifications uh well
does that come with guacamole yeah it's extra yeah all right okay do you want a
blackened yeah i want
yeah i don't know what blackened fuck off sounds like it's it's it's fuck off
okay that's what that
that's what a blackened fuck off that is so funny dude okay i'll be right back
yeah that was dude that
was you do you're on fire today we're just humming got your humming too so you
took this girl finish the
date so the date's over you left the restaurant okay yeah all right we're back
fucking losing his mind
anyway i need you get a grip on this guy so that pink taco was okay i mean the
fuck i've had better
fuck offs yeah i mean and i should have gotten blackened i really i barely ate
it but what are we
doing now um what are you in the mood for oh wow um well we can go watch a
movie i guess okay
all right where what do you have what have you watched oh furiosa you want to
go see furiosa have
you seen it already i've seen it yeah i saw too okay i'm gonna go to the house
what i'm gonna go to the
house oh um maybe you know but there's probably some new streamers or something
that's come out
you want to come to my house yeah really uh yeah okay come on we walk in the
door all right anyway
i have like nine roommates okay all right this is my roommate um tito you met
you recognize him from
the restaurant pink taco what's up good to see you my roommate and he's like
you know what i mean
fuck off anyway right he knew i mean it was a joke yeah yeah so tito say hi to
him yeah good to see you
what's up hello yeah yeah yeah yeah 15 huh piece of now you treat people in the
industry bro sorry yeah
cheap okay oh anyway okay pretty cheap yeah hey hey tito yeah that's okay don't
you know shut the
fuck up all right okay okay all right he he you know he has he hasn't been in a
movie like 15 years
oh yeah yeah yeah you're an actor bro uh i was and i do more tiktoks oh yeah i
love tiktok
anyway tito all right can we just because peace out later bro yeah yeah yeah
and where's raul and
your brothers yeah roll you i'm gonna go get him yeah go get raul because i
want to introduce him
yeah yeah yeah here he has a bike hey it's got that weird horn hey i'm raul
yeah nice hey raul yeah
anyway i just want to let you know tax like i'm like i'm in i've always been in
open relationships
i fuck all these guys yeah we fuck her all of us we run a train yeah yeah yeah
you want to be the caboose
yeah yeah no no thanks i mean we're i mean you know the trains take it off in
about 45 minutes
right if you look at the schedule we have a schedule yeah right on the right
right on the wall look at
the wall and it flips like a european train station tell you the stops yeah
yeah so anyway um you can
let him be the front this time yeah you're always the front why don't you be
the caboose okay raul
all right i let him all right right the white guy yeah yeah but you want to
watch something first
sure okay um what would what do you want to watch um some kind of movie on you
like sci-fi
yeah you do what what let's watch something sci-fi okay oh i know hobbit return
to the netherlands
is out okay you know they leave the middle earth and they go to the netherlands
you know what i mean and it's like you know the adventure continues
i haven't seen the other hobbits oh really yeah we should start with the first
one the destination of
whatever smog all right so you want to watch it yes and he was the star of it
the guy from the office
for the the english office oh yeah yeah what's his name freeman yeah martin freeman
yeah whatever
should we watch it yeah yeah so what are we gonna watch it on oh do you roll
roll
i don't like the way this guy looks at me bro i know he has a creepy look if
you want me to leave
the tv room just say so yeah yeah uh that's fine you want me to stay can you
watch uh do you actually
do you want to because you've seen all this uh hobbit you want to watch uh
return to the netherlan