Name: Bobby Lee Will NOT Stand for This!
Uploaded: 2024-07-09T16:12:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Will NOT Stand for This!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Will NOT Stand for This!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-09. Transcript available.

are there like pink ones that can blend into your face you had to do the yellow
these were for you but i just oh i see you want me to save that stuff for the
pod yeah
um dude let me tell you something did you offer our guests anything to drink
or anything i got water i'm good everybody's a little star stroke everyone is a
little
this guy dude we hire this guy almost all the people that work for us are a
illegal they're
illegal they don't have cards or b they're felons felons yeah honest felons
like carlos did you
know said back in the day uh i would see you at the comedy store yeah yeah but
he didn't know you
no no well no because you were around yeah yeah but this is this is before he
blew up though so you
didn't go hey i'm carlos no no okay okay you think sebastian was in sacred
ground with the crackheads
in the back you did stand up and went oh that's right that's right that's why
these guys were
cockroaching behind the comedy store yeah he didn't linger he didn't need to
yeah i did i lingered early
on my early years i was a lingerer yeah yeah but as you know you know as you
grow up you go home
bobby well i didn't make it yet so you know i mean i need to hang out you mean
now yeah now i hang
out now because i haven't made it yet i mean my my opportunity might you know
maybe i'll do the golden
globes are you sleeping in mitzi's office don't you pass out sometimes up there
that's your little
apartment well first of all no one's ever been in mitzi's office you know that
i have there's no no
one's been i have don't do this you have have you been in mitzi's office yeah
yeah what are you talking
about i i don't think you guys know where mitzi's office is this is so what a
dumb guy think you what
there was another room with a desk what are you talking about no where do you
think mitzi's office is
what are you talking about what are you guys talking about and i don't like
this i don't like
what's going on right now dude after you let's go ahead let me ask you this
okay is mitzi's office
at the comedy store that's very very good yeah all right good this is good you're
acting you're
treating me like you've always asked like a child yeah and i'm gonna allow this
all right so go ahead
let's let's go the way you're behaving is as if we didn't come across the
office because the office is
located on kawaii i know but what i'm saying to you is that can i ask you a
question yes based after
your question my question are there many offices at the comedy store yes yes
there we go am i okay so
and so what i'm no stop dude this is the worst detective of all time trying to
find clues that
aren't there yeah yeah all right so what i'm saying is is that i feel like you've
been in an office where
you thought it was mitzi's office but it really wasn't okay okay so what i know
this about mitzi's
office is that it's been closed since the 70s no one's ever been in there that's
not true okay so
now i'm going to ask you seb and you andrew all right all right because i'm not
afraid number one i
don't i'm not based in fear right now i'm i have courage and i know what i'm
talking about okay for
you fucking assholes right now right and don't do you know what this is i saw
this on tick tock
it's the way to you know i mean get control of the room and you're with your
hand like this yeah yeah
you know what this is yeah this is yeah this is sitting on a kid's
that's what that is that's okay i read it wrong so i'm going to ask you guys
where is the office
you know i don't know if we need to tell you because you haven't been this is
kind of the
good this is so funny because now you see what's going on they now are scared
because they don't
know no where her office is i do so this is great so tell the office is
upstairs okay so where i go
there's there's many building uh offices up there so describe to me how i get
up there okay uh since
you've been in there yeah does the office have a heavy like red kind of velvety
drape that you
remember i don't know if it does anymore but it did it used to have a there was
a there was
a secondary door before you got to her office door yeah it was true that's it
that's it yeah that's it
i've never been in there i thought no here's the deal yeah i've never been i've
never been a
responsible grown hold on hey egett adam you're on you're on bad friends with
sebastian and me
and bobby and bobby claims uh that's yeah exactly he goes uh nobody's been in
mincy's office since
the 70s and i said me and you i said i've been in it you and i went in it did
or did have we not been
in mincy's office yeah absolutely yeah okay thank you i love you i'm not done
no we're doing the
phone for bobby ban from the office yeah why can't bobby go in egott oh that's
totally different yeah
right oh what yeah what is it then egott bobby there's so many reasons yeah
there is yeah and i
think our audience hang up the phone i love you i'll call you later up the
phone goodbye i love it okay
so i was wrong there are parts of this conversation so aggressive to our guest
listen guys i i never know
when i come on these things yeah is this like on yes we had already started i
just did a podcast
yeah it was like uh okay we're gonna start in a bit of water this and that and
then it was like a
introduction yeah here it's like hey we're running right right from the get-go
this is a car accident
okay no it's not a car it's just gonna happen and you guys are making me so mad
right now
dude what is your problem i don't know i'm just aggro right now okay what
happened in century
city that you're so upset it took me a long way to get here well no shit what
what were you doing
over there ca is packaging and i had you know don't act like his okay i'm doing
this you know
maybe because it's like it's a whirlwind so um i don't want to get into why i
was a world wind or
whirlwind it's a whirlwind do you which word do you think it is w-i-n world
wind world wind no it's
w-h-i-r-l wind w-i-n-d w-i-n-n like steve wind no no no that's no wind or world
wind what is it
what is it no no i'm just saying you're right no matter what okay but seb i
know you're gonna say
so well let me just say something we'll do the proper intro okay you don't need
to no but i'm
going to tell you why we do where we're at is this part of like oh we get
warmed up and then all of a
sudden no no the foreigner says hey let's get this going oh you're right you're
right our guest today
is one of our favorite comedians ever walked the earth uh an actor a comedian a
writer probably one
of the most brilliant performers alive today sebastian meniscalco what did you
what don't
step on them a real comedian a real comedian for once for once on this show
yeah let me just get back
okay i'm back go do it again i already did it all right he's a real comedian
that's what i got
not only that did i get actor world world when we said and then great actor a
great writer a great
performer a great comedian may i say something great father or may i say
something a great friend
may i some say something because i have my own two bits please as well please
he's a great guy
he never said that and also secondly um i've known him probably one of the
longest right yeah and um you
know he's one of those guys that i um i always i always knew so sebastian meniscalco
you know what
yeah guys guys you know what let's just go back to the normal way you do it
why that doesn't seem organic we can't do npr podcast it's just not for us yeah
how many did you
do today two interviews i did uh i did the school of greatness you ever do that
one what is that i've
never heard of what is that what is that what is that we're not that great so i
don't i don't know
if we'd go well we've never seen them in the charts are they bigger than us no
way okay i love your
attitude right now thank you so much yeah this is yeah this is like yeah lewis
lewis house oh now
what's there now what's his thing about it's more like you know uh grown-up you
know
he's a two-time new york best-selling author is that what it says yeah two-time
all-american athlete
keynote speaker entrepreneur wow yeah it was more about like uh life life yeah
we do life too bud no
no yeah how's your life going some people watch it yeah yeah some people watch
it yeah yeah whoa dude
you're flexing huh he's being a little diminutive and it's interesting you
would do that to someone you
respect so much like this is the first time i i have someone i i admire on our
show yeah you've never
admired any we had john cena didn't admire uh zach afron didn't admire you don't
know zach afron no
admire all right we've also had who else have we had you too the band you too
we had you bono we had
bono on the edge okay oh yeah we're like you know we're the bottom but my point
is is that it's fine
who else have we had so you had bono here no no he's just he doesn't when he
said english is bad
he's bad yeah we never had bono here he meant he has us too oh he just he i
thought it was you
yeah yeah yeah no no no he's very bad with his very bad education skills can
you shut the
Woo!
Yeah!