Name: Bobby & Andrew's HILARIOUS Denzel Washington Impression!
Uploaded: 2024-07-10T15:52:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew's HILARIOUS Denzel Washington Impression!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew's HILARIOUS Denzel Washington Impression!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-10. Transcript available.

we don't do the intern hiring we have no say they bring in people and i'm
starting to get
a little suss we might need to audit it because it's always asian girls yeah so
i don't know
what's going on over there i think they're doing it for me it's not working it's
not working no
it doesn't make me uncomfortable trust me yeah yeah but i don't like i'm i'm
cool with any race
any gender okay but let's mix it up a little bit yeah that's been the fifth asian
girl we've had
we love blacks okay we love them let's just make sure when he says that yeah i
just made
i just saw the movie solo the movie fences very good danzel yeah very good
movie can you never
set that play do the do the scene let's do the scene son i don't know i never
saw it oh my god
but let me try let me try let me try i got so nervous yeah son okay let me try
so why do you
think i work all day paying bills and putting food on the table not because of
my duty but because i'm
your father because you love me yeah no now go clean the bathroom no no no you
didn't do that
no he doesn't he says not because i love you i never saw the movie that's
pretty good for
somebody that's never seen the movie or the play or the play am i not right
well i gotta tell you
what um the meeting that you were at today was for a movie package deal and
this is what you're
bringing to the table i'm concerned yeah sometimes there's lowbrow projects
dude not not everyone's
going to work with robert dinner sometimes no brow projects yeah sometimes they're
so low there's no
brow yeah and that's okay you do the monologue no i don't know the monologue
from i i don't remember
it i'm the kid yeah dad
yeah yeah dad you want to talk to me in the backyard in new york brooklyn 1978
is that when you think it was 19. i don't know but let's just move on let's
move on okay all right
sebastian i'm gonna ask you something i i got back from vegas i went to go see
dead and company
i don't know it's weird to me to see people from all different facets that like
that band
i wouldn't pick you as that but do you like that stuff at all or no
it's funny my musical tastes are very uh sheltered i i didn't grow up with a
lot of
the music a lot of the people grew up in the 80s with my father around the
house was playing
al giro a lot of jazz grover washington miles davis so i would go to school i
love it and everybody
was oh you listen to the beatles you listen to this or whatever i go no i'm
listening to you know
uh boz skaggs oh i i wasn't i wasn't uh privy to a lot of this music right that
uh that a lot of
people grew up on so no i'm not a bad company guy but i heard the show is that
the sphere yeah dead and
company and that's what i say bad company bad company also a great band yeah
also a great i have a line
of question real quick but if you want to say something i have a line of
question what he just said
it was really bothered me but go ahead okay all i want to say is i understand
this sheltered i don't
know my dad was um my dad was stuck in a stuck in the he never liked new shit
even of his gender my
dad was born 55 something like that so i would think you know a lot of my
friends dads were like
zeppelin rock 70s rock my dad only liked carolina beach music soul patsy klein
you know what i mean like
like he liked either folk folk country crossover or soul music you know like uh
sam cook and he just
never so like for me it was similar in that way where i had to go fish because
my friends were like
patsy klein they didn't know who that they were like who is that so like same
kind of idea it was so
i had to be like out of myself to pretend i knew things when i was young so i
had to just investigate
you just bailed you were like yeah i didn't i didn't know there was any
investigating i just like okay
this is the music taste that i'm going to grow up with you like right i'm sorry
you liked michael
jackson i love michael jackson yeah who do you yeah who like who michael jackson
prince i mean madonna
yeah yeah yeah all those things you but i didn't i know that about you i didn't
get a motley crew i
like kind of the hair bands yeah yeah but like the classical rock bands yeah i
didn't i didn't get into
like no zeppelin no zeppelin wow but but but if i said to you like name me a
couple of beatles songs you
would know i mean you're privy to it that information yes you don't know any
beatles
songs i i again i don't know the songs nor do i know titles to songs okay i
love that i know that's
what i love i know you're i like it i like it when you came here today what did
you listen to in the
car on the way here uh i was talking to people but if you're not on the phone i
would generally listen to
audio books or i would the latest uh eminem song houdini whoa the scale of that
audio books wow
whoa the uh the anxious generation that's the book yeah i'm listening to right
now and then houdini
is the uh wow that's the beauty that's it that's your playlist that's right now
yeah right i don't i
don't veer far okay may i ask you some questions and i and i know you're a
guest i love you so much
and thank you and don't be rude i'm not gonna be i felt like i was being rude
early i apologize
you're not being rude at all thank you so much i've known you for 25 years okay
so i'm going to ask
you some direct questions then okay okay because i'm not afraid all right i
mean i mean you have
spotify no i do have spotify thank you apple music no yes exactly a search
engine
yes yeah this isn't rude because i'm confused no no no i know i could totally
you're right i should
ask you hey you have all the stuff like spotify and apple right better that's
cool yeah yeah that's
awesome i have it too and you know you search things right on it right never
curious maybe let's
let's let's see what the beatles are all about no why yeah i listen it is a
weakness i have in my
repertoire for uh cultural you know i i should be able to name many songs from
the beatles and or
led zeppelin you know stare was it stairway to heaven yeah but watch this very
good but watch this
well watch this i know i know i know what you're gonna do i don't know i know
name the last five
books in your world that you've either read or listened to atomic habits boom
let's stop there
love that book you've never read atomic habits of course who wrote it i forgot
his name but i can
tell you what the book's about what is it it's about the habitual you know i
mean learning about
atomic energies within the earth and also the biosphere of the world and the
universe no but that is a good
lie i like that lie good nice very good it's good okay anyway this is my point
his his learn you're
telling me that the fucking you go for it you're talking about that book is
equivalent to the white
album no my point is he's indulging in knowledge through books you indulge
through music and i listen
to audiobooks too just not those ones you do not listen to audio rings i did
because i wanted to get
all the all of it i want to get all of it right i did bob i know you are jr
token he didn't uh
narrating who's too eric stolkin no no jr token right and i'll tell you another
thing i listen to
ram das spiritual okay so that's in your face i know you i'm so sorry being
rude yeah yeah and i'm
glad you're reading not being rude yeah yeah um but uh yeah music for me it was
always about working out
dancing that's what it always accompanied for me i like it never really
accompanied me sitting in my
room going oh my god what he's saying is perfect i i didn't write for that okay
it was dancing how
about this this is people always say what's your last meal what's the last song
you'd prefer to hear
before you die if you could control the last song to hear before you go out
because you know i think
sometimes i know i know what it is what is it that can call wonderful life wow
not good no yeah it's
good i didn't pick you i did not think that that that song i love black people
uh you said that three
times we established that already yeah i think the fans are going to call it
out at this point why
that's insane you keep saying it you can see whatever i can see whatever i want
oh reinforce
it okay no that's the last time my point is that i like that song because it's
it gives me the good
feels at every i could be in the worst move yeah mood and that song comes i am
happy go lucky it changes
everything i'm i'm frolicking i'm light you know what i mean i'm um yeah i'm a
new man i love that song
what do you think if you were going out what's the song you'd like to hear
right before you go
billy jean billy jean oh that's a good song that makes me come alive
all right billy jean does yeah every time i hear that song i want to get up and
do something yeah
yeah you're a good dancer by the way uh i've i've you know my dancing skills
have declined over the
years however uh growing up in the northwest suburbs of chicago you know this i
mean you grew up did you hit
the you're a little younger than i am a lot younger uh we hit the teen dance
clubs you ever go to toto's
no really acapulco bar not really that that missed our generation
you