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- I met him Saturday night.
- You met Mr. Saturday night?
- John Chavante Tovolta.
- Whoa.
- Yeah, where?
- He was at the Comedy Store.
- When?
- Saturday night, I just said.
- Oh, I thought you said Mr. Saturday night.
- Oh, this Saturday?
- This Saturday, he was there.
So Tommy Lee was there with Brittany Furlong.
She was doing a show in the belly room.
What's so funny?
- You said Furlong and it's funny to me
'cause it's like the length of a horse in a horse race.
- It is?
What's her last name?
- Furland.
- Exactly.
- Okay, I just laughed.
- Okay, okay.
- The boys did it.
- Did you know who I was talking about?
Let's move on.
Anyway, so Tommy's there and I met Tommy before, right?
So I went up and I went, eh, you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, good socially, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- Eh, you know what I mean?
I grab his wrist and I do a bump with my hip to the side.
- Smart.
- No, it wasn't because he went like, what the fuck, right?
And then, 'cause he was in conversation with John Travolta
and I look up and I go, oh, fuck.
Because, you know, I saw it all.
Luke was talking, you know, the grease.
- Good one to start with.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The grease, you know what I mean?
The one where he's, you know what I mean?
The cowboy Western one that he did.
- Luke was talking too.
- Yeah, that's what, right?
And then anyway, it's Saturday Night Live, right?
- Pulp Fiction.
- Fever, I mean, Pulp Fiction, right.
So thank you so much, right?
- In the valley of violence.
- So I go, hey, I'm Bobby and you,
and he didn't say anything.
So I go, I know you're John Travolta.
And I, so, I know, so embarrassing.
- So did you get a good energy back or?
- No, bad, bad, bad energy.
- Yeah.
- Because when I don't expect it and it comes out of nowhere,
I don't know how to do it.
I get, I read, I read the situation wrong.
- Well, what did he look like?
Was he kind of look like that, like in hairspray?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He looked like the previous photo that you had.
- Was he bald?
- Yeah, he's bald.
- In his head shape?
- Yeah, yeah.
It's in his eyes.
- What is?
- Travolta.
- He's in his eyes?
- The Travolta is in his eyes.
You know, even when he gets older, it's in,
you can tell it's in the eye.
- You're saying like all of his ability and--
- Look at those eyes.
- Yeah, yeah, I see that.
- You know what I mean?
- So were you, were you taken aback by the eyes?
Did you, did you, is that why you got flustered?
- Well, I mean, at first in my mind, I'm like I,
for a split second, I was like, I know this person
and he could be a comedian.
I was just trying, you know, going through the thing.
I go, then I went, oh fuck, it's John Travolta.
And then at that point I was looking at his eyes
and he was doing some sort of like Scientology,
you know what I mean?
Like alien thing, right?
I went, you know what I mean?
I go, you're John Travolta, you know what I mean?
And then I was like, oh, I got fucking bamboozled
by his energy, you know?
And I walked away.
- You should've just been like, where's Shelly Miscavige?
Where's she at, John?
- Or let's like, yeah, yeah.
- And then just walked away.
- But then I also bowed to his grandmother
and his daughter, I believe.
- How far?
- So I go, John Travolta, and I looked at them
and I bowed for some, I don't know why.
- Well, it's instinct.
- Thank you.
- Heritage.
- Have you ever been taken aback by, I mean, look dude,
your resume speaks for itself.
You've worked with some of the greatest legends
of our business.
Have you been taken aback?
- Prince.
- Prince knocked you out, huh?
- Knocked me out.
- Tell us, can we get another story?
- Tell me Prince.
- This is actually with Steve Byrne, and who else was it?
Butch Bradley.
- Butch Bradley.
- I don't know who that is.
- A comic.
- We were in Las Vegas.
I'm gonna say this is, you got like a crack research team back there?
- Oh, well.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Emphasis on crack, for sure, but yeah.
- When Prince did the Super Bowl, I think it was maybe '07, '09-ish, around
there.
- Right.
- When did Prince do the Super Bowl?
- And let him continue.
- Let's go, let's go, guys.
- Go ahead.
- Anyway.
We were in Las Vegas performing, I wanna say, at the Tropicana Hotel.
- '07.
- For the weekend.
- Okay.
And Butch Bradley knew somebody that was producing the commercial for the Super
Bowl.
That somebody saw Butch Bradley on the marquee and said, "Listen, I need funny
guys to do something
with Prince for a promo."
- Holy shit.
- Wow.
- So we go in, this is at the Venetian Hotel banquet room.
We're sitting around a banquet room table, and they said, "Prince is gonna come
in after
we kind of do the, you know, he just wasn't gonna sit through our deal."
- Mm-hmm.
- So he comes in, and he's got two beautiful women flanking him, and this is
beautiful.
I've yet to incorporate this into my life, but if there's a moment to do so, I
definitely
will.
He came in with two incense sticks, and they were holding the incense sticks,
and it was
like, "Immediately, you were just in Prince's aura."
- Oh my God.
- Wow.
- And he sat down, you know, with the eyes, and everybody was staring at him,
and no one
really wanted to communicate with him, and he's like, "Why are you so serious?"
- Yeah.
- And he kind of broke the ice by doing that.
We did a couple shots with him.
He got up, the incense sticks were there, and he left.
And I gotta tell you, looking into this man's eyes just was just like a
different human being.
- Yeah.
- You know what I'm saying?
- It's incredible.
- That's my-
- I mean, he was-
- One of the most talented people on planet Earth.
- But you're such a magic man.
- Magic.
- He's a magic man.
- He's a magic man.
- Okay, he's a magic man.
I get it.
- That's not even a real, it's like God did it for us, and they were like, "We're
gonna
give you a couple of these."
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
- Oh, yeah.
Well, who are these people?
- Magic people like that?
- Magic men people.
Michael Jackson might be.
- Michael Jackson was a magic man.
- A magic man.
- A magic they, perhaps.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Have you ever come across, this is another guy I think is magic, Tom Cruise.
Have you ever been in his-
- Have you?
- No.
- Never.
- Yeah.
You can tell that he is, though.
- Yeah, I could just see that through how he behaves, it's someone that's very
connected.
- Connected.
- Yeah.
- I can tell that he is magic man, because without giving away much, one of my
closest friends,
who you know, works with him.
And I mean, sitting on the planes, like is with him, with him.
And the story she's told, and the way she's dealt with such like high-powered
people, but
she talks about him, it's like an enigma.
Like she's like, it's inexplainable.
The way he maneuvers and moves, the way he contacts people, the way he's able
to like be
with someone, stay with them for a minute.
And then when he's done, they feel like fulfilled.
Instead of like, you know how in LA people are like talking through you a
little bit.
They're like, good to see you, man.
Yeah, what's been going on?
They're not looking.
He like hones in, has this relationship, and then she's like, it is
unbelievable to watch him work.
She says it's like watch, he's at work, even when he's not shooting.
He's at work with people.
And I heard he says hi to everybody.
He remembers your name.
Remembers your name, right?
And I knew he was a good guy when he did that red carpet.
And those people pulled the prank where they squirted the water in his face.
Why would you do that?
That's what he said.
That's what he said, right?
Why would you do that?
Like if it was Jean-Claude Van Damme, yeah.
He just kind of held his hand and goes, why did you do that?
I was being nice, I came up to you.
And I knew at that moment I go, this is a good guy.
It was a brilliant, look at this reaction.
Yeah, right here.
Hits him in the face with water, is that what it was?
It was in France or something.
Yeah, yeah, here we go.
You can tell he's like diving in.
Diving in.
Where's the spray at?
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Look at how calm he is.
Come here.
Wow, it grabs him.
But you can tell he's angry.
I know, I know.
Yeah.
Look, watch.
What's so funny about that?
It's brilliant though.
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
Do you like making less of people?
All right.
That's it, that's it.
What's great is he says, do you like making less of people?
It was so calm.
It's such a good line.
What a line.
Do you like making less of people?
And you can, what I wish, I wish we saw that the other guy's face.
Cause you'd be watching a man crumble as he's being emasculated.
Oh, so good luck ever getting in a red carpet interview again.
You're out.
That guy was, I remember that's got fame.
He was a famous prankster in France.
I can't remember his name, but he did shit like this all the time, but he did
it so calmly.
He grabbed his, imagine a man grabbing your wrist like a boy, like a little boy
and going,
why would you do that?
I mean, it would mask it.
I mean, you'd crumble down.
Like, what would you do?
Like, what would you do?
So you squirted me in the face?
Yeah.
I would probably walk away.
Yeah.
I just walk away.
Yeah.
And you'd be mad the whole time though.
Of course it'd be mad.
I don't think I could confront the person.
I would probably be stunned and I would walk away because in my head, what's
coming next?
Is it acid?
Am I burning?
What's happening?
Right.
Right.
See, he thinks deep analytical.
You know, my anger would be, it's over.
You would've hurt him.
I would, I just, I would immediately find an, in a comedic sense, my brain
would go, got
to do something mean, but funny.
I would try to find water or a drink of something and grab it and throw it on
him as fast as I
could.
I would immediately try to, but I would do it in a way that was almost like I'm
trying to hit
you.
Like, you know, like my hand might be holding onto the cup as I hit you in the
face with it.
That's pretty aggressive.
Yeah.
Well, just punch him in the face.
No, no.
See, cause punching, cause this, if I did that, I could say I just squirted him
back.
Yeah.
But what he did was assault.
I'm sorry.
That's assault.
You're allowed to punch him in the face.
I don't think, I don't think that's.
Well, I think this was more powerful.
You're right.
Yeah.
And if this ever happens to any of us, I would suggest that we take the Tom
Cruise route.
Yep.
Bring the man in and.
Belittle him.
Yeah.
Belittle him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why'd you do that?
Now, do you think that's a thing that you should have done?
Like a child.
He talked to him like a child.
You're right.
He did.
He did it the right way.
He shrunk a man to nothing.
Shrunk him down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, would you ever do a Christian Bale outburst on a set?
He did.
Yeah.
We heard Sebastian.
He burst like that on every set he's on.
I can't imagine.
He's never not done that.
I can't imagine.
Scorsese has said that in a bunch of interviews.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, you know who's a real asshole?
Yeah.
Sebastian.
Have you ever blown up at all?
No.
You're so calm.
You're calm.
I don't, I don't know.
I've never seen, it takes a lot to get me angry.
I mean, there are, there are times where I get frustrated and mad, but not up
to the point
where, you know, it's an outburst of yelling and screaming, losing control.
Did your father ever blow up or was he all, had the same demeanor as you?
He was a little bit more, uh, he had a little bit more of a temper and he would
let it go.
Uh, just around us.
Not, I don't think around other people.
Right.
I don't like, I don't like public displays of anything.
Anything.
Yeah.
When you see somebody kiss in public, like when someone's making out in a line,
you're waiting
in a line for a thing.
When someone's making out bothers you a lot.
A heavy make out in public.
I'm like, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kiss on the lips.
I mean, it's fine.
But like when we're like going at it in a line, I don't, I don't really see.
Again, we did the, the same thing happened when I did tiger belly.
Why you put, what?
No, you do this thing where your eyes start wandering around the room.
Wait, wait, wait.
You see it?
You see it on the camera?
He was looking over here.
No.
Do you know why?
No, we talked about this.
Why?
What did I say?
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Whatever you're doing right now.
I don't like.
What are you doing right now?
I was just making an observation.
Yeah, but we don't know.
And what did I say before when I was doing that?
I don't know what the fuck it was.
I'm thinking, I'm listening to you.
I'm ingesting what you're saying.
And I'm going, oh, that's good.
I like what he's saying.
You know what I mean?
That kind of a thing.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Especially after the conversation we just hopped off.
Okay, okay.
Would Tom Cruise do that?
Yeah.
Oh, you want lock eyes.
Lock it in.
Lock eyes.
Lock it in.
You got to realize.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what it's like?
When you're thinking, Sebastian, when you're thinking about movement of
conversation,
you're thinking in a way where you're swimming in a pool.
There's a little bit of water resistance, but it's not heavy.
He's swimming in quicksand.
When he's trying to think, it's quicksand.
That's why he needs to dart.
It's such a thick mess.
It's a clogged artery up there.
And so when he's thinking, his brain is just like Stardew Valley, Arsenal.
He's trying to get those away to think about where you are.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I know.
I see you do.
In that order, pretty much.
I know.
Stardew Valley and then Arsenal.
And then you're thinking about food at home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do I have at my house?
No, I had a meatball sandwich.
See?
That's what I thought.
I know.
He was right here.
No, I'm listening to everything you're saying.
But also, can I just say this before?
I feel so comfortable around you that I feel like I can dart.
I have no problem with it.
I just remember that happening on the other podcast and I asked you what was
going on.
And what did I say then?
Again, I forgot.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what the hell it was.
But it's almost as if you are physically thinking.
I could see the thoughts.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Because it's just a lot of like.
Oh, I want to control that.
Yeah, woo-hoo. Yeah, woo-hoo. Yeah.

Andrew Santino Talks Tom Cruise Prank GONE WRONG!

- I met him Saturday night.
- You met Mr. Saturday night?
- John Chavante Tovolta.
- Whoa.
- Yeah, where?
- He was at the Comedy Store.
- When?
- Saturday night, I just said.
- Oh, I thought you said Mr. Saturday night.
- Oh, this Saturday?
- This Saturday, he was there.
So Tommy Lee was there with Brittany Furlong.
She was doing a show in the belly room.
What's so funny?
- You said Furlong and it's funny to me
'cause it's like the length of a horse in a horse race.
- It is?
What's her last name?
- Furland.
- Exactly.
- Okay, I just laughed.
- Okay, okay.
- The boys did it.
- Did you know who I was talking about?
Let's move on.
Anyway, so Tommy's there and I met Tommy before, right?
So I went up and I went, eh, you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, good socially, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- Eh, you know what I mean?
I grab his wrist and I do a bump with my hip to the side.
- Smart.
- No, it wasn't because he went like, what the fuck, right?
And then, 'cause he was in conversation with John Travolta
and I look up and I go, oh, fuck.
Because, you know, I saw it all.
Luke was talking, you know, the grease.
- Good one to start with.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The grease, you know what I mean?
The one where he's, you know what I mean?
The cowboy Western one that he did.
- Luke was talking too.
- Yeah, that's what, right?
And then anyway, it's Saturday Night Live, right?
- Pulp Fiction.
- Fever, I mean, Pulp Fiction, right.
So thank you so much, right?
- In the valley of violence.
- So I go, hey, I'm Bobby and you,
and he didn't say anything.
So I go, I know you're John Travolta.
And I, so, I know, so embarrassing.
- So did you get a good energy back or?
- No, bad, bad, bad energy.
- Yeah.
- Because when I don't expect it and it comes out of nowhere,
I don't know how to do it.
I get, I read, I read the situation wrong.
- Well, what did he look like?
Was he kind of look like that, like in hairspray?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He looked like the previous photo that you had.
- Was he bald?
- Yeah, he's bald.
- In his head shape?
- Yeah, yeah.
It's in his eyes.
- What is?
- Travolta.
- He's in his eyes?
- The Travolta is in his eyes.
You know, even when he gets older, it's in,
you can tell it's in the eye.
- You're saying like all of his ability and--
- Look at those eyes.
- Yeah, yeah, I see that.
- You know what I mean?
- So were you, were you taken aback by the eyes?
Did you, did you, is that why you got flustered?
- Well, I mean, at first in my mind, I'm like I,
for a split second, I was like, I know this person
and he could be a comedian.
I was just trying, you know, going through the thing.
I go, then I went, oh fuck, it's John Travolta.
And then at that point I was looking at his eyes
and he was doing some sort of like Scientology,
you know what I mean?
Like alien thing, right?
I went, you know what I mean?
I go, you're John Travolta, you know what I mean?
And then I was like, oh, I got fucking bamboozled
by his energy, you know?
And I walked away.
- You should've just been like, where's Shelly Miscavige?
Where's she at, John?
- Or let's like, yeah, yeah.
- And then just walked away.
- But then I also bowed to his grandmother
and his daughter, I believe.
- How far?
- So I go, John Travolta, and I looked at them
and I bowed for some, I don't know why.
- Well, it's instinct.
- Thank you.
- Heritage.
- Have you ever been taken aback by, I mean, look dude,
your resume speaks for itself.
You've worked with some of the greatest legends
of our business.
Have you been taken aback?
- Prince.
- Prince knocked you out, huh?
- Knocked me out.
- Tell us, can we get another story?
- Tell me Prince.
- This is actually with Steve Byrne, and who else was it?
Butch Bradley.
- Butch Bradley.
- I don't know who that is.
- A comic.
- We were in Las Vegas.
I'm gonna say this is, you got like a crack research team back there?
- Oh, well.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Emphasis on crack, for sure, but yeah.
- When Prince did the Super Bowl, I think it was maybe '07, '09-ish, around
there.
- Right.
- When did Prince do the Super Bowl?
- And let him continue.
- Let's go, let's go, guys.
- Go ahead.
- Anyway.
We were in Las Vegas performing, I wanna say, at the Tropicana Hotel.
- '07.
- For the weekend.
- Okay.
And Butch Bradley knew somebody that was producing the commercial for the Super
Bowl.
That somebody saw Butch Bradley on the marquee and said, "Listen, I need funny
guys to do something
with Prince for a promo."
- Holy shit.
- Wow.
- So we go in, this is at the Venetian Hotel banquet room.
We're sitting around a banquet room table, and they said, "Prince is gonna come
in after
we kind of do the, you know, he just wasn't gonna sit through our deal."
- Mm-hmm.
- So he comes in, and he's got two beautiful women flanking him, and this is
beautiful.
I've yet to incorporate this into my life, but if there's a moment to do so, I
definitely
will.
He came in with two incense sticks, and they were holding the incense sticks,
and it was
like, "Immediately, you were just in Prince's aura."
- Oh my God.
- Wow.
- And he sat down, you know, with the eyes, and everybody was staring at him,
and no one
really wanted to communicate with him, and he's like, "Why are you so serious?"
- Yeah.
- And he kind of broke the ice by doing that.
We did a couple shots with him.
He got up, the incense sticks were there, and he left.
And I gotta tell you, looking into this man's eyes just was just like a
different human being.
- Yeah.
- You know what I'm saying?
- It's incredible.
- That's my-
- I mean, he was-
- One of the most talented people on planet Earth.
- But you're such a magic man.
- Magic.
- He's a magic man.
- He's a magic man.
- Okay, he's a magic man.
I get it.
- That's not even a real, it's like God did it for us, and they were like, "We're
gonna
give you a couple of these."
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
- Oh, yeah.
Well, who are these people?
- Magic people like that?
- Magic men people.
Michael Jackson might be.
- Michael Jackson was a magic man.
- A magic man.
- A magic they, perhaps.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Have you ever come across, this is another guy I think is magic, Tom Cruise.
Have you ever been in his-
- Have you?
- No.
- Never.
- Yeah.
You can tell that he is, though.
- Yeah, I could just see that through how he behaves, it's someone that's very
connected.
- Connected.
- Yeah.
- I can tell that he is magic man, because without giving away much, one of my
closest friends,
who you know, works with him.
And I mean, sitting on the planes, like is with him, with him.
And the story she's told, and the way she's dealt with such like high-powered
people, but
she talks about him, it's like an enigma.
Like she's like, it's inexplainable.
The way he maneuvers and moves, the way he contacts people, the way he's able
to like be
with someone, stay with them for a minute.
And then when he's done, they feel like fulfilled.
Instead of like, you know how in LA people are like talking through you a
little bit.
They're like, good to see you, man.
Yeah, what's been going on?
They're not looking.
He like hones in, has this relationship, and then she's like, it is
unbelievable to watch him work.
She says it's like watch, he's at work, even when he's not shooting.
He's at work with people.
And I heard he says hi to everybody.
He remembers your name.
Remembers your name, right?
And I knew he was a good guy when he did that red carpet.
And those people pulled the prank where they squirted the water in his face.
Why would you do that?
That's what he said.
That's what he said, right?
Why would you do that?
Like if it was Jean-Claude Van Damme, yeah.
He just kind of held his hand and goes, why did you do that?
I was being nice, I came up to you.
And I knew at that moment I go, this is a good guy.
It was a brilliant, look at this reaction.
Yeah, right here.
Hits him in the face with water, is that what it was?
It was in France or something.
Yeah, yeah, here we go.
You can tell he's like diving in.
Diving in.
Where's the spray at?
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Look at how calm he is.
Come here.
Wow, it grabs him.
But you can tell he's angry.
I know, I know.
Yeah.
Look, watch.
What's so funny about that?
It's brilliant though.
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
Do you like making less of people?
All right.
That's it, that's it.
What's great is he says, do you like making less of people?
It was so calm.
It's such a good line.
What a line.
Do you like making less of people?
And you can, what I wish, I wish we saw that the other guy's face.
Cause you'd be watching a man crumble as he's being emasculated.
Oh, so good luck ever getting in a red carpet interview again.
You're out.
That guy was, I remember that's got fame.
He was a famous prankster in France.
I can't remember his name, but he did shit like this all the time, but he did
it so calmly.
He grabbed his, imagine a man grabbing your wrist like a boy, like a little boy
and going,
why would you do that?
I mean, it would mask it.
I mean, you'd crumble down.
Like, what would you do?
Like, what would you do?
So you squirted me in the face?
Yeah.
I would probably walk away.
Yeah.
I just walk away.
Yeah.
And you'd be mad the whole time though.
Of course it'd be mad.
I don't think I could confront the person.
I would probably be stunned and I would walk away because in my head, what's
coming next?
Is it acid?
Am I burning?
What's happening?
Right.
Right.
See, he thinks deep analytical.
You know, my anger would be, it's over.
You would've hurt him.
I would, I just, I would immediately find an, in a comedic sense, my brain
would go, got
to do something mean, but funny.
I would try to find water or a drink of something and grab it and throw it on
him as fast as I
could.
I would immediately try to, but I would do it in a way that was almost like I'm
trying to hit
you.
Like, you know, like my hand might be holding onto the cup as I hit you in the
face with it.
That's pretty aggressive.
Yeah.
Well, just punch him in the face.
No, no.
See, cause punching, cause this, if I did that, I could say I just squirted him
back.
Yeah.
But what he did was assault.
I'm sorry.
That's assault.
You're allowed to punch him in the face.
I don't think, I don't think that's.
Well, I think this was more powerful.
You're right.
Yeah.
And if this ever happens to any of us, I would suggest that we take the Tom
Cruise route.
Yep.
Bring the man in and.
Belittle him.
Yeah.
Belittle him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why'd you do that?
Now, do you think that's a thing that you should have done?
Like a child.
He talked to him like a child.
You're right.
He did.
He did it the right way.
He shrunk a man to nothing.
Shrunk him down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, would you ever do a Christian Bale outburst on a set?
He did.
Yeah.
We heard Sebastian.
He burst like that on every set he's on.
I can't imagine.
He's never not done that.
I can't imagine.
Scorsese has said that in a bunch of interviews.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, you know who's a real asshole?
Yeah.
Sebastian.
Have you ever blown up at all?
No.
You're so calm.
You're calm.
I don't, I don't know.
I've never seen, it takes a lot to get me angry.
I mean, there are, there are times where I get frustrated and mad, but not up
to the point
where, you know, it's an outburst of yelling and screaming, losing control.
Did your father ever blow up or was he all, had the same demeanor as you?
He was a little bit more, uh, he had a little bit more of a temper and he would
let it go.
Uh, just around us.
Not, I don't think around other people.
Right.
I don't like, I don't like public displays of anything.
Anything.
Yeah.
When you see somebody kiss in public, like when someone's making out in a line,
you're waiting
in a line for a thing.
When someone's making out bothers you a lot.
A heavy make out in public.
I'm like, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kiss on the lips.
I mean, it's fine.
But like when we're like going at it in a line, I do