Name: Andrew Santino HATES Being Called "Andy"
Uploaded: 2024-07-18T16:00:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino HATES Being Called "Andy"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino HATES Being Called "Andy"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-18. Transcript available.

who else called you while you were hurt by the way oh here we go because i
called you from around
the fucking world yeah so you called obviously the people from you know i mean
the two were called
right you know people that were close to me like my manager and stuff right but
no one else from
this side of the my business really yeah none of these people call i texted you
i texted you
never called though because you never pick up my call so i texted you in this
when it comes to
lifetime injuries yeah and in severe things you call it's a call yeah
yeah but he didn't reply because this is a call time that's call only injury
call yeah injury call
dude you don't you don't text i'm sorry i didn't want nothing from carl carl
you had nothing nothing
for carl i don't want to bother bob he said he called me bob now i i always
call you bob yeah
back yeah you call andy no you don't i've never said you don't call andy yeah
yeah big guy you hate
andy right yeah it's so gross but why because now because we're so close now
can i please be the one
guy to call you andy no i'd rather you make up a nickname for me no i want to
call you andy make up a
nickname and no yeah yeah angie can i call you andy it doesn't have to be
derivative of my name it can be
anything yeah like you you're my dumpling my noodle i call you all sorts of
stuff hot link
hot link yeah hot link yeah i'll be your hot link yeah or a red hot ht hot link
i don't know i want to call
you andy yeah i'm gonna call you hot link i know i'm andy i'm gonna call you
andy no please i want
to be the one guy on earth that'd be cool and then people like i can call him
that no no this is reserved
for me let me have the one thing with you make him cute though no andy's so
cool look at look at
fucking uh what uh piglet make call me a little piglet that's better yeah i'm a
little piglet but
what what is your thing with andy it just sounds too childlike or yeah it
sounds like it sounds like
a kid yeah people you call me bob i don't like that i let you do it like when i
don't often call
you about you have though and i don't correct you well then i won't anymore
okay deal that's how
offensive andy is then no it doesn't really it doesn't bother me it's just as
weird i just don't
it's not my name okay a nickname would make more sense for me than that okay
and carl you don't like
that no it's like no you are carl though you are carl i don't like it i like it
yeah yeah can we do
carl 100 yeah it's already changed yeah like there's a guy that i know that
that calls me
you know because it's cheeto he calls me cheese and i don't like it but i do i
do like it is he
black if a black guy calls you anything yeah yeah it's gonna sound cooler than
if a white guy says
it right because i have black comics call me chan love that what's up chan like
jackie yeah yeah and
then like the other day i saw post chrissy d right they're doing a baby post
like about like
what's cuter black babies or asian babies right and miss pat was the guest and
she goes she's like
she goes to her assistant hey you're not chinese guy i do this podcast
sometimes he doesn't even know
my she doesn't she doesn't even know my name i know that yeah she's done it my
podcast so many times
that's okay because it's just on brand almost yeah but if anybody else did that
i'd be so mad
they forgot my name she said all them chinese babies look like bobby lee yeah
that's bobby lee
that's bobby lee that's bobby lee she said very funny but it is true a bunch of
asian babies and
she's right yeah yeah that's true i mean it's collectively yeah but the
argument is um which
black baby's cute or black babies or chinese baby yeah what is do you think
black baby it's not even
close it's not even remotely close bro look at the one in the hoodie dude that
looks like baby yoda
right there dude dude that right there dude i will bet on that baby over any
black baby you find me
i'll find you look at that baby dude that's yeah look at that that's what they
usually look like
yeah yeah it's torn up for that cute though just give me black babies yeah cute
baby black baby let's
see not even close look at the first one click on the fucking first one that's
a 26 year old guy
yeah yeah you're right look at how good looking that kid is yeah he's a baby he
wrote a book
already this one he wrote yeah he's gonna he's on tour right now with matt reif
him and matt reif are
opening stadiums wow oh my god cute little black babies is number one yeah
number one dude and then
also when they have attitude i love it yes you mean mister i don't know you you
mean when they do that
i love it i love it you know what i mean and then it's like you're two how do
you know that attitude
amazing i love it dude and the chinese one they don't have they don't know
right do they don't know
dude no yeah yeah chinese babies no i saw this one asian baby she was so in
touch she's probably six
years old in touch with her feelings she was basically mom i just want you know
that you know
you're the greatest and you know i mean feel your heart cute right and just
live in the moment like
all these fuck i was like yeah at six dude i didn't even know the english
language no yeah you're still
behind you know i mean eating my booger i mean like i and then there's these
kids that are like
they get full sentences and they're very mindful emotionally developed and
developed that's weird
like you you weren't like that right six lunatic if i asked you at six years
old i go um how do you
feel about life now i was so far i was uh at six yeah you be a six year old
yeah go ahead
how do you feel about life so far yeah no me too yeah i'm a toy toy yeah yeah
yeah my dad's gone
a file yeah that's it yeah yeah i put you on fire break break break break toy
break yeah yeah that's
exactly what it is yeah that's it ruin break destroy when did i even learn to
even put a thought
together probably 12 mid 20s oh yeah yeah yeah like a real thought maybe in my
like why am i here
well that one is yeah that one yeah that'll get me yeah maybe mid maybe teens i
started to think
about stuff before i was a teenager i didn't think about shit you're just
living yeah you're just kind
of going about your shit i remember when i thought why am i here i was and i
know the guy's name
i was at painted rock elementary school we were playing softball right i was
running from first
base to second base and you know what i mean kick me in the nutsack why i don't
know why i don't like
that and i fell to the ground and i remember it was so much pain and i always i
remember also
thinking wow my nuts are so small he hit it right on so he he was a sniper
right and i remember going
why am i here yeah what's the purpose like what's the point of this this is
ridiculous what's that
that's painted rock yeah that's i lived literally five minutes from there
painted rock
that's amazing that they have that on the internet
that's everything yeah they have everything yeah yeah you forget i guess
sometimes when i go to poway
i'll drive by my house you drive by your old place yeah i drive by it and it
just it instantly puts me
back what do you do you smell something do you what is it what's the take what's
the moment that brings
you back like what's the thought or what's the emotion i think of my dad i
think you know mainly
like the way your dad talked or sounded i mean because you know i you know i
talk about my life as
it was kind of grim but there were pockets of joy and there were pockets of
good you know memories
with him you know and my mom you know what was your best memory with your dad
my dad my mom would
yell at him like you don't ever talk him to no nothing you don't ever take him
to nothing nothing
like he was not one of those guys that's like you know let's go to the ball
game or you know what i
mean well you let me talk to teach you how to do this yeah so one day he didn't
know what to do
so he like just put me in his car and he didn't know where to go
so he's just trying to drive him around and i just knew this as a kid instinctually
i go
this fool doesn't even know where to go you know we're supposed to put it
father sunday you know
what i mean and he just went to some like generic park with a bench he goes i
guess you know family
come here yeah right we get out and we just sit on this bench right and i
remember this because he
yelled at me later because i forgot my jacket there yeah but i remember being
on the and this is why
what's it why are you smiling i'm listening to a nice story of you and your dad
so in my mind i'm
like this is the reason the reason why i remember this is because it was so it
was such an anomaly
right yeah and i sat there we didn't talk but i just remember thinking go he's
trying it's really
nice it was nice but then later it's like whoa whoa we're talking you know what
i mean and he hit me
i think you know what i mean but i just remember that day though was nice i
like those moments
Yeah.