Name: Bobby Lee Goes Vegan
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Goes Vegan' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-20. Transcript available.

so i'm dating a vegetarian oh no what is well what so now she's bringing up you
know you should not
eat me yeah you're such an animal lover you know i mean why can't you you know
apply the same thing
with dogs and cats to the cows and chickens right no stop no well i know and i
and she makes
complete sense to me because you know whenever i'm eating meat you you go in
denial you know
you think it's just that no no that it's a part of a you know i mean a living
thing right so it's like
but what did it look like when it was alive right bring up a chicken i mean no
i'm serious this is
my point yeah no i got no problem eating that yeah i got zero problem yeah okay
the chicken yeah
chicken okay fine just eat chicken and fish right right right but then what
about cows cow
i mean look i could i i get i get the argument for cows you do yeah cows are
cute but they're so cute
look at that cow dude oh my god so cute imagine how good that thing tastes i
know pig what about pig
i we shouldn't be eating pigs at all because they're so fucking bad for you i
mean so shitty for you right
so pig and also look at that you and i are muslim we shouldn't be we are so muslim
well and also
they're very smart right aren't pigs really intelligent yeah they are i could
stop eating pigs
and beef i could but chicken it's like fuck that dumb bird i'm eating that
stupid fucking thing
but it still have feelings the chicken yeah i doubt it you ever talk to one
i know they don't they have no idea it has to have feelings it has to have
nerves
i don't know look at that guy dude no that's a chick not a chicken oh so you
wouldn't eat her
i won't eat the baby cute i'll eat the adults right yeah i'll fuck up an adult
yeah i'm not
eating a baby can we do like an age thing yeah what's the what like you know
like how long do
chickens live for generally let's guess before you do oh yeah i would say three
four years no i would
say 12. they last a long time i don't know 12 years five to ten okay we're both
wrong split the
yeah yeah so at age eight yeah they're edible by eight midlife midlife you know
i mean what do you
think i'm eating it at midlife yeah yeah is it as good though no well you think
at the younger it's
better gross fancy fucking pervert disgusting it's gross to even say yeah yeah
but have you ever
thought about that or no i've gone veg vegan to me is out of control for i can't
but i've gone veg
two times i've tried this i've done it for a month a month or two stretch and
uh i didn't like the way
i felt i felt really tired so i probably needed supplemental protein that i
wasn't getting
and i couldn't eat more fucking beans i just couldn't do it so i've tried it i
think the thing
i could get away with is pescatarian i could get away with just fish because
fish i love yeah if i
can eat shit from the sea okay to eat fish because they don't have any feeling
it's okay to eat fish
that song because they don't have no that's a song yeah nirvana what song is
that something in the way
it's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feeling is that the line yeah
it's okay to fish
because they don't have any feeling yeah you know they probably do that's what
i'm saying
i think croquette was being sarcastic okay what about what about a plant they
don't have feeling
how do you know that because they're just like you know what i mean but they
have vibrations
oh yeah what yeah or like mushrooms they're connected they communicate correct
that's what i'm saying
fungi oh my god let's just we're gonna die what should we eat soy does soy have
feelings
yeah soy's a bean it's a plant they're all connected dude let's just drink
water
right does hydrogen have feelings yeah so are you thinking about it is that why
this there's
no it's just it's a philosophical i you know thought that comes up i i i um as
time goes on
it it becomes harder to do there's a certain level of hypocrisy that we're able
to just
bank and accept and you have to judge your hypocrisy levels yeah like your
phone this is made by
fucking slave kids why are you cool with this i know dude why did you even say
that man you bring
it up dude this is just this is a testament to you got to pick what you're okay
with so if you're okay
with consuming animals sometimes that's true you got to pick or there could be
just a completely
different revelation and revolution in our minds and then we just stop all of
it we'll go veg then
i want you to try it try it for a go to the earth and just we just mine our own
food make our own food
you know what i mean no electricity we just go back to the old days yeah it's
just yeah who's going to
stitch your lip when you fall out of a bunk bed yeah let's see yeah yeah you're
right you need it yeah you
need to be we need future i just yeah i know it's hard well what are you
getting pressure to switch
no i'm not getting pressure but it's like interesting like we went to a um hope
yeah
and you ever been there no but i've seen it a million times yeah um you know
who told me about
it was the englishman what's his name um talk show host um oh james corden yeah
corden told me
you've got to go to hope yeah you got to go hope when he produced he produced a
show i was on
and we were talking about my area where i lived and he was like you got to go
to help is he vegetarian
i think so about so when we go when i go there i'm always going oh this is good
yeah it's good food yeah of course it is yeah this is lying to yourself for a
girl
i i this i'm worried well it's not gonna he's not gonna he's not he's gonna
keep eating meat
yeah you're gonna give up bulgogi bestia oh why'd you say that son i know what
i know what gets you
horny i love bulgogi dog you're gonna give that up you're gonna give up korean
barbecue that's like
your wettest adventure dick brah yeah you're right man can't i can't do it no
yeah i'm just gonna i'm
just a hypocrite you're you're you're allowed we're hypocrites no it's not we're
lying we lie we live in
a lie but it's not hypocritical to eat meat it's hypocritical to tell other
people not to eat meat and
then you do it but you don't do that right you don't say to other people and
people make their
choices yeah when you know when you're vegetarian i i go enjoy wonderful no
judgment but they don't do
it back well they judge us they they look at us and they are vegetarians to
meat eaters are the way
that san francisco is to los angeles sometimes where they're late i get it but
they're like la oh yeah
and we're all like i love san francisco and they're like oh really and also i
have my car window in
place yeah you know what i mean nobody's not smashed in nobody's pooping in my
car right yeah
i'm going up there this weekend are you doing cobs yeah i'm so excited i love
san francisco yeah me too
i have so much fun every time i go we never did we never did our show in san
francisco huh
uh did we know we bad friends never went to san francisco no well then we
should do we
should do let's just do one off let's do one san francisco one i'm so down let's
do it because
i love it up yeah that'd be fun um what's this new can i tell you something
before we do move yeah
i will say this yeah had a great time in scotland oh yeah tell me tell me about
your adventures
it was amazing i had a wonderful time people are great the food is and i mean
this with every
ounce of my heart great the worst food i've ever had in my life yeah it was
un-fucking-real you could be a vegetarian there because you can't eat it let me
guess a lot of
potatoes no dude it's just it's okay when when you get meat and somebody told
me i don't know this is
true but because of mad cow disease maybe swept through there years ago and
that was a popularity
they cook meat to it's not even it's burnt to a place where you're like is this
a character from a batman movie what bane would eat it am i eating what are you
talking about no it
looks all crying oh all right right right it looks like it looks like two faces
face did you ever see
this so you know that new uh matt reeves batman yeah with okay this is amazing
so they cut out a joker
scene did you know that no right where um what's this barry um kogan barry keegan
the kogan yeah yeah
it's amazing and that and the joker's face in it looks like the meat from scotland
yeah yeah yeah
so try to google what he looks like in the um the deleted scene yeah did there
at the end go toward the
end of the scene right while he's leaving while he's leaving right there right
there right there
that's perfect is that what the meat looks like 100 that's that's the that's
the meat in scotland
when you go home watch that and that looks a little bit more tender than the
meat in scotland
oh really but i think it was just it was just the food was just unbearable we
had fish and chips like
seven times and so okay but it must be that it must be the best fish and chips
you've ever had
no of course i love fishing i know but we do it we do there's long john get it
anywhere all right and
then they had haggis i had haggis for the first time what's it what is it gonna
eat haggis what's
i guess eat it haggis it's gross it actually tastes good but it's gross it's
ground up uh uh organs go
up to the description i think it's organ meat ground up and spiced and flavored
zoom in there it's a savory
pudding containing sheep's pluck minced with chopped onion oatmeal yeah it's
like minced meat
yuck encased in the animal stomach artificial kit yeah uh haggis there's no nobu
there yeah i asked
that was the first thing i said when we landed in edinburgh i said where's nobu
because in when i was
in uh hungary budapas all i every night i ate the nobu yeah we just knew you
were going to get a good
meal the meals were just weird and the you know it's just was not what i wanted
you couldn't get uh
couldn't get a good old-fashioned but we'll go to france yeah next time no it's
good where's the
good european cities to get food france all of them italy london spain london
everywhere right
maybe not eastern european you know no i'd love so are you kidding me i love
some uh um some uh
what am i thinking of i have no idea what you're saying well i went to czech
republic prague prague
had great food you went to prague yeah wow yeah it's delicious yeah why do you
think the women over
there are so beautiful the eastern european women are the prettiest women on
the planet
i know aren't they oh yeah for some reason they're like the prettiest women
women on the planet yeah you
can tell their daughters when they're american then you they'll be hot oh
because when they come over
here it's like there's something off like whenever there's a hot girl on hinge
and it says ukraine it's like
okay that doesn't count you don't support ukraine no i just not gonna it's carl
what the
are you talking about come on carl right now explain yourself yeah you're
saying what you're saying
when you have a girl she's super hot and then you see oh she's not american it's
a whole thing with
her why what is that what is it it's like because she has ptsc from the war no
it's like don't like
think you're cool like you need the american that that's why you need the
american mind you need to be
validated by the that affects the hotness yeah only like italy or spain but if
it's like bulgaria or
something it's like i'm not with that it could be like a sex trafficking thing
too you never know
could it be yeah what the are you talking about what if it's just a girl from
there that's coming
here to you're talking which website yeah yeah yeah what do you yeah yeah you
you keep showing me
this i wouldn't oh like you don't know what's her name what's her name yeah dugan
deegan deegan
what is it uh uh just tell me dan delaney delaney delaney delaney delaney i'll
remember that now
because there was an old bar on santa monica boulevard called delaney's and i
think it's closed
look after that's closed sorry about that now you're bad i've been bad all day
i'm so tired i'm still on
jet lag i'm so up still where's my pill dude rhino yeah get him his rhino pill
do you not want to be on
camera uh handing him yeah just throw it on the table here no you're no no keep
the change yeah
you keep the change that's how it goes you keep the change that's how it works
that's how it works
delaney delaney delaney that's how it works you get the change he spent some
she kept it
oh fired she didn't know just keep it we'll take it and let's roll okay hold on
thank you for being a bad friend
you

Bobby Lee Goes Vegan

so i'm dating a vegetarian oh no what is well what so now she's bringing up you
know you should not
eat me yeah you're such an animal lover you know i mean why can't you you know
apply the same thing
with dogs and cats to the cows and chickens right no stop no well i know and i
and she makes
complete sense to me because you know whenever i'm eating meat you you go in
denial you know
you think it's just that no no that it's a part of a you know i mean a living
thing right so it's like
but what did it look like when it was alive right bring up a chicken i mean no
i'm serious this is
my point yeah no i got no problem eating that yeah i got zero problem yeah okay
the chicken yeah
chicken okay fine just eat chicken and fish right right right but then what
about cows cow
i mean look i could i i get i get the argument for cows you do yeah cows are
cute but they're so cute
look at that cow dude oh my god so cute imagine how good that thing tastes i
know pig what about pig
i we shouldn't be eating pigs at all because they're so fucking bad for you i
mean so shitty for you right
so pig and also look at that you and i are muslim we shouldn't be we are so muslim
well and also
they're very smart right aren't pigs really intelligent yeah they are i could
stop eating pigs
and beef i could but chicken it's like fuck that dumb bird i'm eating that
stupid fucking thing
but it still have feelings the chicken yeah i doubt it you ever talk to one
i know they don't they have no idea it has to have feelings it has to have
nerves
i don't know look at that guy dude no that's a chick not a chicken oh so you
wouldn't eat her
i won't eat the baby cute i'll eat the adults right yeah i'll fuck up an adult
yeah i'm not
eating a baby can we do like an age thing yeah what's the what like you know
like how long do
chickens live for generally let's guess before you do oh yeah i would say three
four years no i would
say 12. they last a long time i don't know 12 years five to ten okay we're both
wrong split the
yeah yeah so at age eight yeah they're edible by eight midlife midlife you know
i mean what do you
think i'm eating it at midlife yeah yeah is it as good though no well you think
at the younger it's
better gross fancy fucking pervert disgusting it's gross to even say yeah yeah
but have you ever
thought about that or no i've gone veg vegan to me is out of control for i can't
but i've gone veg
two times i've tried this i've done it for a month a month or two stretch and
uh i didn't like the way
i felt i felt really tired so i probably needed supplemental protein that i
wasn't getting
and i couldn't eat more fucking beans i just couldn't do it so i've tried it i
think the thing
i could get away with is pescatarian i could get away with just fish because
fish i love yeah if i
can eat shit from the sea okay to eat fish because they don't have any feeling
it's okay to eat fish
that song because they don't have no that's a song yeah nirvana what song is
that something in the way
it's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feeling is that the line yeah
it's okay to fish
because they don't have any feeling yeah you know they probably do that's what
i'm saying
i think croquette was being sarcastic okay what about what about a plant they
don't have feeling
how do you know that because they're just like you know what i mean but they
have vibrations
oh yeah what yeah or like mushrooms they're connected they communicate correct
that's what i'm saying
fungi oh my god let's just we're gonna die what should we eat soy does soy have
feelings
yeah soy's a bean it's a plant they're all connected dude let's just drink
water
right does hydrogen have feelings yeah so are you thinking about it is that why
this there's
no it's just it's a philosophical i you know thought that comes up i i i um as
time goes on
it it becomes harder to do there's a certain level of hypocrisy that we're able
to just
bank and accept and you have to judge your hypocrisy levels yeah like your
phone this is made by
fucking slave kids why are you cool with this i know dude why did you even say
that man you bring
it up dude this is just this is a testament to you got to pick what you're okay
with so if you're okay
with consuming animals sometimes that's true you got to pick or there could be
just a completely
different revelation and revolution in our minds and then we just stop all of
it we'll go veg then
i want you to try it try it for a go to the earth and just we just mine our own
food make our own food
you know what i mean no electricity we just go back to the old days yeah it's
just yeah who's going to
stitch your lip when you fall out of a bunk bed yeah let's see yeah yeah you're
right you need it yeah you
need to be we need future i just yeah i know it's hard well what are you
getting pressure to switch
no i'm not getting pressure but it's like interesting like we went to a um hope
yeah
and you ever been there no but i've seen it a million times yeah um you know
who told me about
it was the englishman what's his name um talk show host um oh james corden yeah
corden told me
you've got to go to hope yeah you got to go hope when he produced he produced a
show i was on
and we were talking about my area where i lived and he was like you got to go
to help is he vegetarian
i think so about so when we go when i go there i'm always going oh this is good
yeah it's good food yeah of course it is yeah this is lying to yourself for a
girl
i i this i'm worried well it's not gonna he's not gonna he's not he's gonna
keep eating meat
yeah you're gonna give up bulgogi bestia oh why'd you say that son i know what
i know what gets you
horny i love bulgogi dog you're gonna give that up you're gonna give up korean
barbecue that's like
your wettest adventure dick brah yeah you're right man can't i can't do it no
yeah i'm just gonna i'm
just a hypocrite you're you're you're allowed we're hypocrites no it's not we're
lying we lie we live in
a lie but it's not hypocritical to eat meat it's hypocritical to tell other
people not to eat meat and
then you do it but you don't do that right you don't say to other people and
people make their
choices yeah when you know when you're vegetarian i i go enjoy wonderful no
judgment but they don't do
it back well they judge us they they look at us and they are vegetarians to
meat eaters are the way
that san francisco is to los angeles sometimes where they're late i get it but
they're like la oh yeah
and we're all like i love san francisco and they're like oh really and also i
have my car window in
place yeah you know what i mean nobody's not smashed in nobody's pooping in my
car right yeah
i'm going up there this weekend are you doing cobs yeah i'm so excited i love
san francisco yeah me too
i have so much fun every time i go we never did we never did our show in san
francisco huh
uh did we know we bad friends never went to san francisco no well then we
should do we
should do let's just do one off let's do one san francisco one i'm so down let's
do it because
i love it up yeah that'd be fun um what's this new can i tell you something
before we do move yeah
i will say this yeah had a great time in scotland oh yeah tell me tell me about
your adventures
it was amazing i had a wonderful time people are great the food is and i mean
this with every
ounce of my heart great the worst food i've ever had in my life yeah it was
un-fucking-real you could be a vegetarian there because you can't eat it let me
guess a lot of
potatoes no dude it's just it's okay when when you get meat and somebody told
me i don't know this is
true but because of mad cow disease maybe swept through there years ago and
that was a popularity
they cook meat to it's not even it's burnt to a place where you're like is this
a character from a batman movie what bane would eat it am i eating what are you
talking about no it
looks all crying oh all right right right it looks like it looks like two faces
face did you ever see
this so you know that new uh matt reeves batman yeah with okay this is amazing
so they cut out a joker
scene did you know that no right where um what's this barry um kogan barry keegan
the kogan yeah yeah
it's amazing and that and the joker's face in it looks like the meat from scotland
yeah yeah yeah
so try to google what he looks like in the um the deleted scene yeah did there
at the end go toward the
end of the scene right while he's leaving while he's leaving right there right
there right there
that's perfect is that what the meat looks like 100 that's that's the that's
the meat in scotland
when you go home watch that and that looks a little bit more tender than the
meat in scotland
oh really but i think it was just it was just the food was just unbearable we
had fish and chips like
seven times and so okay but it must be that it must be the best fish and chips
you've ever had
no of course i love fishing i know but we do it we do there's long john get it
anywhere all right and
then they had haggis i had haggis for the first time what's it what is it gonna
eat haggis what's
i guess eat it haggis it's gross it actually tastes good but it's gross it's
ground up uh uh organs go
up to the description i think it's organ meat ground up and spiced and flavored
zoom in there it's a savory
pudding containing sheep's pluck minced with chopped onion oatmeal yeah it's
like minced meat
yuck encased in the animal stomach artificial kit yeah uh haggis there's no nobu
there yeah i asked
that was the first thing i said when we landed in edinburgh i said where's nobu
because in when i was
in uh hungary budapas all i every night i ate the nobu yeah we just knew you
were going to get a good
meal the meals were just weird and the you know it's just was not what i wanted
you couldn't get uh
couldn't get a good old-fashioned but we'll go to france yeah next time no it's
good where's the
good european cities to get food france all of them italy london spain london
everywhere right
maybe not eastern european you know no i'd love so are you kidding me i love
some uh um some uh
what am i thinking of i have no idea what you're saying well i went to czech
republic prague prague
had great food you went to prague yeah wow yeah it's delicious yeah why do you
think the women over
there are so beautiful the eastern european women are the prettiest women on
the planet
i know aren't they oh yeah for some reason they're like the prettiest women
women on the planet yeah you
can tell their daughters when they're american then you they'll be hot oh
because when they come over
here it's like there's something off like whenever there's a hot girl on hinge
and it says ukraine it's like
okay that doesn't count you don't support ukraine no i just not gonna it's carl
what the
are you talking about come on carl right now explain yourself yeah you're
saying what you're saying
when you have a girl she's super hot and then you see oh she's not american it's
a whole thing with
her why what is that what is it it's like because she has ptsc from the war no
it's like don't like
think you're cool like you need the american that that's why you need the
american mind you need to be
validated by the that affects the hotness yeah only like italy or spain but if
it's like bulgaria or
something it's like i'm not with that it could be like a sex trafficking thing
too you never know
could it be yeah what the are you talking about what if it's just a girl from
there that's coming
here to you're talking which website yeah yeah yeah what do you yeah yeah you
you keep showing me
this i wouldn't oh like you don't know what's her name what's her name yeah dugan
deegan deegan
what is it uh uh just tell me dan delaney delaney delaney delaney delaney i'll
remember that now
because there was an old bar on santa monica boulevard called delaney's and i
think it's closed
look after that's closed sorry about that now you're bad i've been bad all day
i'm so tired i'm still on
jet lag i'm so up still where's my pill dude r