Name: "What is Soaking?" -Rudy asks Andrew & Bobby
Uploaded: 2024-07-26T15:14:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '"What is Soaking?" -Rudy asks Andrew & Bobby' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-26. Transcript available.

- Can I ask you guys something?
- Not politics, but anything else about that.
- Yeah, what?
- Have you guys heard of soaking?
I keep seeing it on TikTok.
- Are you soaking?
- No.
- Do you know what it is?
- Yeah.
- Why are you asking about it?
Do you not know what it is?
- I kind of know what it is,
but I'm asking you guys 'cause you guys are older.
- We're OGs, we know what soaking is, dude.
- Oh.
- I invented soaking.
- That's Mr. Soak. - I get so tired I can't pump anymore.
So I go, "Let's just soak for a while."
- That's Mr. Soak right there.
- I'm Soak Dog, dude.
2020, dude.
- Soak Dog.
- So you have someone to...
- Have you ever soaked?
- Wait, wait, wait, let me stop, stop.
What do you think soaking is because you...
- She's right, she's talking about a bouncer.
- What?
- You're talking about a bouncer.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, a bouncer. - A bouncer.
- Yeah.
Let me check your ID.
You need a bouncer.
- I thought soaking was something else.
- No, you do know what soaking is,
but when you put it in and you let it soak,
you need someone on the underside of the bed to push up.
- Oh, I see, I see.
- Someone's gotta raise the roof.
- I see, I see.
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- The Mormons do this.
- And Brad Williams.
- My legs won't touch the ground.
- Anyway, so what...
- Why, are you doing this?
- No, I just see it so much on TikTok.
- But what do they show on TikTok?
What do you mean?
Like, they go to a Mormon school, and then they ask these college students, "Oh,
do you
know what's soaking?"
Oh, do you know what's soaking?
Oh, do you know what's soaking?
- So what is soaking on TikTok?
- It's when a couple, they don't have sex, they just do that, like on the
position on
the bed, the girl is doggie, the guy is standing, and they're close, and then
there's another
person who's doing the bouncing, or like moving.
- That's not soaking.
- No, soaking is when you put it in, but you don't move.
- Yeah.
- It goes in and doesn't move.
Look it up on fucking, what do you call it?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Soaking's where you put it in and you don't move.
That's what I think soaking is, right?
- It is.
- Well, I just learned it this week.
- Yeah, but that's not, you're learning it wrong.
It's not getting your information from TikTok and YouTube, man, right?
We'll tell you the truth.
- On YouTube.
- Yeah.
- I looked it on my Pornhub.
- All right, stop, let's not talk about that.
- Well, can we?
- Yeah, no, stop, no, stop.
- All right.
- Anyway, anyway.
- We're not going to show it.
- Yeah, yeah, anyway.
Yeah, um.
- Soakdog, you're wild, dude.
- You're wild right now.
- What's your fucking problem?
- Yeah.
- Here, sexual practice on Wikipedia.
- Yeah, yeah.
I like edging.
- My favorite.
- I edge and I soak.
- Sexual practice of inserting the penis in the vagina, but not subsequently
thrusting
or ejaculating report reportedly by using some members of the Church of Jesus
Christ,
Latter-day Saints, LDS, Mormons.
- Uh, they don't, it's not common, but obviously it's enough to be on Wikipedia.
So clearly.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
The Mormons support it then?
- No, they just all do it.
- And they just stick it in and then they just carry it, I mean, what do they
say to each
other?
- We'd be soaking.
- Oh.
- Joseph Smith was a known soaker.
- Oh really?
- I think when he found the tablets, he was soaking.
- Oh really, he was soaking then?
- He was soaking back then.
- Whoa.
- He been soaking.
- Yeah, yeah.
- My dog been soaking.
- Anyway, what-
- That's what I've learned.
- Are there other things you've learned?
- You know what I soak?
Pans after I've used them.
That's what I soak.
Okay, pal?
You perv.
I soak a pan after I cook in it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
- Perv.
- Perv.
- Say it again, Bob.
Perv.
What else are you even learning?
- I've learned on TikTok about rat boy summer.
- Rap boy summer.
- Rat, like-
- Rat boy summer.
- Yeah.
- What's a rat boy summer?
- That's like, it's like Carlos's face.
Like-
- What?
- Like-
- Okay, now we're getting-
I'm getting on board.
- Like that's like-
- That's like Carlos.
- Yeah, you do kinda look like a rat, Carlos.
- And that's like trending right now.
Like white boys who look like-
- That look like rats.
- Rats.
- I thought it was handsome.
- And they're like really, like attractive to girls.
- So who's a good rat?
- Timothee Chalamet?
- Timothee.
- He's a rat.
- Those guys from Challengers.
- The guy in the back legitimately looks like a rat.
- Yeah.
- But he's so hot.
- Let me guess who a rat boy would.
Lionel Messi.
Rat boy?
- No.
- Not a rat boy.
- Okay, I'm just throwing it out there.
- He's too old.
- He's a mouse.
He's a mouse.
Very good.
- Is Pete Davidson a rat boy summer?
Yeah, he's rat boy summer.
- Why?
Why him?
It has to be like their bone structure is like, they're so skinny and just like-
- That kid, what's that kid?
Barry Keoghan?
- Rat boy.
- Oh, he's a rat boy.
- He's a rat boy summer.
Yeah, rat boy summer.
- You're not a rat boy summer.
- We're fucking old.
We're rat men.
We're splinter.
You're splinter.
- Oh, I'm splinter summer.
- You're splinter.
- I have a splinter summer.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Okay.
- These guys are rat boys.
- I see.
- But they're so handsome.
- That Barry Keoghan guy looks ratty too.
Yeah, I see it now.
- Yeah, yeah.
- All these guys are rats.
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Yeah, that's a rat for sure.
- So it used to be white boy summer.
Now it's rat boy summer.
- Rat boy summer.
That's trending.
- But you don't like white boys anyway.
- But that's the thing.
- Oh shit, are you starting to like white dudes?
- Yeah, they're rat boys.
- Wow.
- Dude, I'm waiting for the panda summer.
'Cause at panda summer, then I'm gonna be in.
- And I'll be the red panda summer.
I'll be in too.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Right after you.
- I'll be the same animal that I resemble that's gonna have.
How can we have a summer?
- Yeah, why can't you guys have an orangutan summer for me?
I'm just throwing poop at girls.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is a hot trend for you now.
- Yeah, that's on TikTok.
- Your whole life seems to be revolving around TikTok now.
- I TikTok like almost every day.
- How many hours?
Go to your usage or whatever and see how many hours
you're on TikTok on average a day.
- Does your generation go to the movies?
- Yeah, me and my boyfriend go.
- So what have you seen with your boyfriend?
- The Studio Ghibli one.
Boy and the Heron.
- It's like a re...
- Yeah, but still she went and saw it.
That's something to do.
- Inside Out.
- How cute was that?
- You saw it?
- No, I wanna go see it.
It looks so cute.
- I like the first one.
- They're all great.
Everything they make was at Pixar.
They don't miss.
- They don't miss.
- They don't miss.
- What's your favorite one?
- What do you mean they don't fucking...
What are you shaking your head at?
- There are a couple misses.
- Give me a miss, give me a miss.
- Cars 2.
- They're nowhere near as consistent as they once were.
- Cars 2?
- The Good Dinosaur, miss.
- They made two of them?
- Yeah, they made three of them.
- I know.
- You ever saw Cars?
I don't even see the first one.
- I saw Cars, the original.
- I didn't see the first one.
- It was so cute.
- Yeah, OG's good.
- Yeah.
What's your favorite one?
I know mine.
- Of all time?
- Of Pixar.
- I don't, because sometimes I'm confusing Pixar with what's the other one.
- Dreamworks?
- Dreamworks, because they do the same fucking shit.
- Alright, so for me, I think...
- Zoom in.
- Me, I'm not going to look at the list.
My number one, WALL-E.
- Yeah, I know my number one forever.
- And my number two is probably the first Incredibles.
- Yes.
- Insane.
- You didn't like them?
- No, I did, but I'm just saying Toy Story is the goat of all goats.
It's the greatest fucking story ever told.
- That's a good one, yeah.
- Okay, and Finding Nemo, home run.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, fuck it.
Okay, here's a miss.
You're right.
Lightyear, stinks.
Monsters Yoon, amazing.
- Okay.
- There's a lot of bangers.
Although, I'm not a Ratatouille fan, but a lot of...
- But which one's the one of the fishers?
Like, where am I?
- That's all of them.
That's every movie.
- No, there was one where Ellen was...
- Finding Dory.
- No.
- Finding Dory.
- Finding Dory.
- That's one, right?
- Where am I?
- That's a follow up.
- Okay.
- That wasn't as good.
- I like that one.
- Luca.
- Luca's good.
- That was a Spanish one, right?
- Italian.
- Same, same.
- Yeah.
- Close.
- Up!
- Oh, loved.
We talk about it.
It's too good.
- It's too good.
- It's the best of all time.
- Coco is great.
- And you know what?
Even though she's red, I know no one like Brave.
I get it.
- Yeah, that's the junk one.
- Well, it's proof that red people can't lead a film.
- They can't.
- No, I know.
I'm looking right at it.
There's no Korean leads on there either, bud.
- Yeah, there is, man.
- Which Korean film did they make?
- The fat guy from Up.
He's not a lead.
- The fat guy from Up?
- The kid.
- He's Filipino.
- He's Filipino.
- Bring up the fat kid from Up.
- He's not Filipino.
- That's Korean.
- He's not Korean.
- Yeah, he's Korean.
Look at him.
- No, he's not.
- Look at it.
- He's, first of all, if anything that's-
- Do you have any kimchi?
- Look at that face.
- That's fancy.
He's Spanish for sure.
There's no doubt.
- You think he's Spanish?
- For sure.
100%.
- You don't have one then, huh?
- You have Mulan.
- We have the whole movie, Mulan.
- That's not Korean.
- I know, but it's Asian.
- No, you gotta have Korean.
Koreans can't lead.
Redheads and Koreans can't lead.
That's why we're doing this fucking podcast for so long.
- I know, you're right, you're right.
- We're stuck.
Wait, what is this?
- Turning Red?
- Turning Red and then there's the short film.
- Turning Red?
What, do they drink a beer?
What is that about?
- She turns into a-
- A furry monster.
- Yeah.
- Again, that's me and you.
- Yeah.
I never saw that.
Did you see that?
- That's you and me, dude.
- That's us.
- That's literally our movie.
- Someone make artwork with that.
- That is 100% us.
- Dude, why haven't we made that artwork yet?
Somebody online make that.
- That couldn't be obviously more us.
That's insane.
- That's us.
That's bad friends.
- Yeah.