Name: Bobby Lee Raps w/ mgk
Uploaded: 2024-08-02T14:19:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Raps w/ mgk' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Raps w/ mgk' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-02. Transcript available.

I was thinking because there's this part in the video where the song it goes
really fast
and I kind of did that it's for a five-year anniversary of a album that came
out in 2019
but my fans as I owe to them they love when I rap fast so I kind of did a part
in there
where I was rapping fast and could I just please get you off to attempt to do
the part
oh I can yeah what are we talking about here this is amazing yeah Bob has to do
it first
homie what's up dog I'm gonna play you how it's supposed to sound no no no I
can just do it
you know we probably can do it without direction we're gonna start is this rap
or is it singing
it's right I'm gonna play it for you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah dog
all right ready hold on wait wait no no don't don't do it okay
okay okay stop stop stop stop can you slow it down or no
yeah yeah but am I gonna sing with you sure you'll try I want you to try first
try I'll do what are you
talking about this all right right let's go you should you point to me what it's
right never but okay that was a rehearsal let me try it again right I was
always a
little cynical my condition which can I go ahead and thank the facial I know
what
I would miss it listen to grow to do we criminal Wow Wow what's up dog that's
really good yeah dude I could just do it acapella never been typical image I
was
always like to someone cynical my condition because I'm going to have a friend
of the
fictional never know what's coming to listen to grow to be a criminal
holy shit Bobby Wow you do it now how come you can't how come you can't do the
ad reads holy shit that's so impressive let me see you do it dude do it faster
than me I
don't think so okay you know let me let me hear the track let me try okay what's
up
dude never been a typical individual I was with a little cynical my condition
but
clinical had a friend that was fictional knew I was in because we couldn't yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well you know what guys you're dealing with you're
dealing
with pros over here professionals yeah yeah by the way that sounds amazing that
sounds really I want to hear the whole thing but we'll wait I mean sing daddy
why you die you
probably couldn't do that yes he could 100 yeah 100 yeah we could tell me about
the samurai fight
though yeah yeah yeah so there was a kid I saw um online his name is Shaquan
and he does these uh
really maybe type like Shaquan like Instagram martial arts yeah yeah we got it
we got a crack team
over there Shaquan Parson is that his name yep oh look at this go go down size
of this guy oh dude is
this the guy that does the crazy flips yeah yeah dude this guy's unreal go down
even more
um it doesn't really impress me Bobby this guy can walk backwards when he flips
let's try like this one
on the right let's try this one on the right yeah watch this shit oh shit yes I've
seen this cat
that one on fucking fuck no way turn on the volume I'm going to hear him scream
look at that whoa dude that's fucking crazy wait wait wait wait for it he's
about to go back yoink I'm not done
wow wow now is that cultural appropriation yes yeah that goes the other way
that goes the other way wow and they do it so much but like everything they do
it better
yeah they do it better that's insane there isn't one asian guy that can do it
that good on earth
dude this guy imagine him you brought him two thousand years in old japan and
bring that guy in
there he'd be all right we give up where's he from where's this guy atlanta atlanta
uh-huh and so he came uh over to
the the house and yeah we just kind of we both like love dragon ball z and naruto
and so we kind of um
you bonded over that yeah low-key and then we try to kind of just pay a little
homage to that in the
videos for that song i was playing yeah um can i talk to you about your
childhood so your parents were
religious no oh my father was very religious yeah have you ever seen american
psycho yeah oh yeah yeah um
he kind of experienced such bad things that he over he overcompensated by
becoming ocd like
how oh yeah so everything like was either black or white there was no gray area
with him so
even religion i'll never forget first time i got arrested he like his solution
was sitting me down
like besides like whooping me like his his solution was like reading the bible
to me wow to
like cure you yeah yeah you have the evils that you were doing so um did it
work
it did the opposite dude you shut the fuck up it did the opposite it worked
look at him dude it
fucking worked i kind of i are you mad i hid from god my whole 20s you know and
kind of and found him
later where are you now completely with god yeah yeah dude i'm with god too and
ultimately
uh i've just you know tapped so much more into the norse magic that was you
know given to me in my blood
that that that also plays like a you probably love the movie the northmen huh i
thought it was all
right i wish i wish that they i mean it was great it did show it did show a lot
of the magic that is on
our culture and our ancestors and so i appreciated that you know yeah but i i
wish they wouldn't have
focused on one guy on a farm i wish they would have just shown like war whoa
that's my only
critique for that but i did love like you know the the magic was great and that's
such an important
part of our culture so and i think that like you know we've i watch the
internet view that stuff as
like illuminati or things like that so much but really you know magic jesus did
magic you know like
that was a magic was such a huge part of our culture it's just like been
stripped because
if we all tapped into our own magic you know government would be fucked
everyone would be
fucked it's if you're you know like with with norse people you you know runes
are
there's secret words you know that the legend is that odin hung upside down
from the tree of life
for nine days and nine nights and that sacrifice unlocked the secret of what
the runes were which
runes are like things like what's on my hands right so was he on a tree or
something yeah the tree of
life okay like backwards from a branch you had those little legs on a branch it
was backwards
i'm sure it was i mean i want to know just visually what i wasn't there when odin
did that but yeah
but he was backwards how that's the tree but he was upside down i said yeah how
was he upside down
was he dangling backwards why are you so aggressive i'm not being aggressive i
just want a
fucking answer from yeah but you're yelling i'm so sorry god damn it because i'm
sorry i'm trying to see
it let me see the image yeah yeah i've seen this tattoo yeah many many times
yeah so norse people
have that that's a big thing in our culture and that's what's on your hands
right there the words
the runes yeah yeah what's going on just like you want a lighter i got a
lighter i got a lighter dog
thank you wait toss it and make it fun yeah toss it thank you boom i like
playing catch
you're not a lighter collector what of all people that started smoking again
you don't collect
lighters you don't care about them do you care about lighters no also the most
stolen object
in human history lighters yeah absolutely not money probably come second to
lighters yeah tsa
so many lighters they owe me hold on bob catch that good job good job that hit
my finger 100 i knew how
that was gonna go yeah i would if this was a sports betting place somewhere i
would have bet all my
back but there was three or four years where like no lighters so it's like they
have thousands of my
lighters to tsa well they throw them away for sure yeah they do yeah yeah but
you know but then they
got rid of that rule now you can do it yeah why do they make you take your
laptop out that's a real
question i have so many questions why do they make you take your laptop i don't
know why do they make
you put your tray table up when we're going 700 miles an hour and we're going
to die anyway yeah
you're going to die why do they make me move my seat up six inches if we're
already and because of one
shoe bomb guy now we have to take your shoes off i mean no you don't you have tsa
i don't you don't
have oh you don't have preach that's so funny to me i go through it i don't
have it either
fuck yeah you wanted to say with three cats and now we got this yeah so you
take your
fucking shoes off when you go through no you have a private i got caught with
cocaine at lax
you got caught with coke at lax how long ago
six seven years ago wow and not on purpose obviously oh yeah yeah you put it in
a place
for god i'm i'm sober now so all of this is behind me but uh the uh yeah he
would and you know it was
funny i had a championship ring the caps championship ring in my backpack when
he was searching it
um i come back from new zealand and he was like uh oh my god this is my
daughter's favorite team like
can i take a picture of it with i was like absolutely man no problem took the
picture and then he found
this you know this this this bottle he was like oh what's this and i was like i
i don't know you know
you know sometimes when like pills expire yeah like it just turns out or
whatever so i was assuming
because no way i would be that stupid but was definitely that stupid based off
the test and he was
just looking at me and he was giving me the kind of vibe like he was going to
be cool oh can i brought
that light again wasn't cool yeah it was not cool yeah it is funny though he
takes a picture finds cocaine
and then you when he's like i got a bus here like i got to delete that picture
of yeah in my head i was
thinking that like wait this this exchange is not oh watch it watch him throw
it this is going to be
even funnier can you get it right this time because i want to keep doing this
100 100 why don't you just
let him keep the fuck well i won't light it again this will be my last light
let's just let's just
see you know what you can see my last light all right ready yep he's going overhand
okay dude look
at that yeah athleticism we'll throw it back i'll catch it i was making a joke
earlier
dude focused so hard it was unbelievable unbelievable dude i saw his eyes dude
i know i learned from bush
remember the shoe he dodged yeah yeah no but i know i know i know that look you
know i know how to do it
you