Name: Bobby & Andrew Talk to Ghosts
Uploaded: 2024-08-14T16:48:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew Talk to Ghosts' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew Talk to Ghosts' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-14. Transcript available.

there's a guy on tiktok who goes to graveyards he cleans the grave and as he
cleans them he has one
of those machines that picks up electromagnetic vibes and then it says words
through the voice box
and i'm not when i dude okay he'll go he'll go he'll it'll go it'll go thank
you and he's like
i'm cleaning your grave charlie uh how did you die and it'll go stab there's no
way it does it
yeah let the spirit there play it play it for him
my name's barry sorry little one it's hard for me to hear you
stop if i heard that i would just go to the car i know what you do what you do
whoa you think those are like demons and stuff there's got to be i mean look
people that haven't
passed over right isn't that the theory yeah stop i already know what it is
there's a little person
behind that grace they're going eat what the i mean how do you know that it's
the grave thing i don't
understand there's a machine that does it so there's a box there's a spirit box
and spirits can
electromagnetically communicate through the box and it's filled with like
thousands and thousands
of words and it electromagnetically picks the word and it comes out so it'll be
like
death oh i see striking i see anything mom right right bob yeah leap yeah that's
it we should buy one
a ghost box and it records but what if there's some words in there that i'm a
spirit and i want to
say it and it's not in the box it gets as close as it can like which ones are
you trying to say megatron
would that be in it i i bet you know i mean valdemort it's loaded voldemort for
sure is in the
spirit i don't think voldemort's in the spirit anal beads that's in there oh
you know anal beads
have to be yeah yeah ball and chain oh but can i put said you when bdsm bdsm
yeah when you put that
against a gravestone yeah he just does a thing and then as he walks through let's
get one let's go
to hollywood cemetery done and let's experiment with this stuff man absolutely
we can go to like
humphrey borger is it well who's buried over there humphrey bogart isn't monroe
isn't marilyn
monroe you got to go to man marilyn monroe's thing at forest lawn we go for us
they're all there right
yeah like may west all these yeah there uh uh um paul newman right there's all
those oh i love your
pizzas paul he'll say thank you will they do that yeah oh wow oh you make the
best pizza sauce yeah
thank you wow have you seen my work no but i love your pasta i can't name a
movie yeah
but um wow and i have to say out of all the hollywood male stars that from back
in the day
he's probably the best looking humphrey bargard or oh paul newman yeah not even
close bro he killed it
back then he was so handsome dude so handsome dude if i look like that now oh i
wouldn't even be here
right now dude but there's two kinds of hollywood guys there's a paul newman or
there's a mcqueen
steve mcqueen yeah so so steve mcqueen is our generation's probably like either
charlie hunnam or
or or or uh what's his name tom hardy yeah and paul newman is like austin butler
oh i was gonna say
gosling gosling gosling but i think austin butler i'll say austin butler no you're
right you're right
but but but i think gosling is hotter but gosling's so hot he's the hottest guy
in hollywood delaney you
like that guy you like rye goss not really wow give me a star that you like uh
jake gyllenhaal is my
favorite yeah he's a mega babe and he's jacked he's jacked i saw him one night
at a bar on fairfax
and i didn't realize how big he is yeah not stat tall he's huge his arms were
massive yeah jilly you
know he has a joke with me because i met him one time i swear to god so my you
know my friend jean
yeah they're best friends right yeah and so um jean goes you can come to the
dinner
like i can come because finally i can come where was it damien oh right so i
come to the dinner
and you know when you're at a dinner like that everyone's like either a show
runner or like a
huge person yeah so i'm like i'm there like you have to read the pockets uh-huh
do you know what
i mean nowhere to slip in exactly nowhere to slip in yeah exactly right and i
didn't slip in anywhere
i found no pockets you you no i was just eating and i would go
you know i mean like that kind of thing no words to jilly i don't think so he
was so funny
and then i got so nervous i was like okay i'll see you guys later i laughed
right who is this who's
this girl she posted a pictures of the day she wanted to wear for her trip to
australia this let
me get this right this young lady yeah went to auschwitz and she did like a get
ready with me yeah
yeah i mean i'd like to see what she wore that's what she wore it looks great
yeah so people on the
internet are mad because she said get ready with me to go to auschwitz is she
jewish um push pause
for a second she doesn't look jewish but the spirits in at auschwitz probably
look at her like look at
that fat yeah yeah was that a pig
oh and quink you know what i mean the spirits didn't like her didn't like her
yeah no they
probably bet you they did she's very pretty yeah what she's a bachelor contestant
anna redmond
yeah i mean if like i imagine the spirit spirits see that they're like oh what
if you had the little
machine they would probably say hot
yeah it's like it's not good not today hot hot if they have that little i can't
hot it's not even good you sometimes you don't have to swing you mean sometimes
they let the ball pass
they let the ball pass all right let the ball pass a couple times i mean don't
go hot hot you know
what i mean that's what you did let's try it again let's try it again dan so
this girl
this girl she did a get ready with me to go to auschwitz and this is her outfit
she wore yeah it's
just a black dress and sneakers now is that disrespectful what is the
appropriate thing to
wear to auschwitz i gotta say it's probably that but probably not well we have
a resident jewish kid
here nick what's the appropriate thing to wear to auschwitz understated solemn
something drab
and quiet not loud imagine doing get ready with me to only go to tragic sites
right get ready with
me to go to hiroshima yeah get ready with me get ready with me to go to chernobyl
today we're going
to be visiting one of the most tragic weird up sites you've ever seen yeah get
ready with me
now i'm doing a blush that's very like blow you away blush get ready with me to
go to ed gein's house
we're in wisconsin we're at the farmhouse okay and this is the lamp see this
lamp this lamp is made
out of human skin all right and i know we're in gucci right now and you know oh
my god and this kind
of looks like skin i mean that's i think what prada was trying to say yeah so
that's why we're here yeah
get ready with me to go to epstein's island what's up i'm here it's desolate
and quiet yeah seems like
all the kids are asleep i mean how it is funny look i'm sure she didn't do it
disrespectfully she
just planned to go to auschwitz for the day which millions of people do and she
was like here's what
i wear is this what she does on the internet she shows people her day yeah she
posted this as a part
of her schedule auschwitz in the am and well yeah you gotta go in the morning
you can't go to
auschwitz at night that's if you had a daughter and that's what she was a
social media person and
you're in the house and you're carving wood i don't know what men do you're
carving wood i'm just
making a canoe yeah you're making a canoe right right and she's constant get
ready with me get
ready with me and let me oh my god oh my god look at this look at this would
you snap no no because she's
probably i'm like shut up you