Name: Bobby Lee Apologies to Michael Bay...
Uploaded: 2024-08-15T16:28:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Apologies to Michael Bay...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Apologies to Michael Bay...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-15. Transcript available.

how did the bae go how was it with the bae did he reprimand you let's go what
but why was i nervous
do you know why i was nervous because you were talking and i don't talking well
bae heard you
talking that okay i was talking okay so for years i talked about this ibm
commercial an ibm with
pepsi commercial yeah and how he goes here's the light you know what i mean
stand in the light put
your face in the light and you told it on rogue the biggest podcast platform
yeah yeah yeah i don't
really want anybody to know this story i'll go on rogan and tell it yeah so
millions and millions of
people sunday i'm at the comedy store i have his name on the list i'm up at
like 8 45. it's a good
spot very good spot yeah and ask anyone that's working there i've told this
these guys this um
he's not there i'm literally getting brought up and he's not i'm like you know
how you go
and as i'm getting called up somebody at the block goes the bae michael bae's
in it like the whole
thing like sirens go off the bay has ascended right so they obviously let him
park there yeah
and so i just yell i go just don't you know i mean the back bring him in the
back set him right and
then i i'm literally walking the stage while i'm on stage he's walking in with
his entourage so cool yeah
and you know your mind it's also it was like 80 people you know how sometimes
the main room no or
okay you know the or sometimes light on a sunday yeah sometimes yeah yeah but
you know
you still did good you did good i survived you did good thank you daddy i love
you okay kiddos and
then what happened i don't know i just lonely so no no i i end as i'm walking
off stage he gets up to
meet me in the back so that we get in the hallway and he goes hey man i go yeah
you know what i mean
yeah i don't even know what i'm saying but you know we worked i go yeah we were
you know what i mean
pepsi yeah oh yeah and i go let's go in the back and talk about it all right
you drag him to take up
drag him to zeroes higher ground you get to be in that that's your territory
thank you vulnerable in
the hallway in the back in the back this is my you regain power it's my den
yeah that's your den yeah
so you sit the bay down i'm still how funny nick okay i sit the bay down and
now i'm like how do i
you know what i mean i gotta figure so immediate like like a coward i go well
you know sometimes in
podcasts no i swear to god i do this you know sometimes in podcasts you know
like i experience
a story and then when i say it's like like you know i have to make it
entertaining for the people
whatever whatever create conflict you know what i mean yeah and he's like whoa
whoa what are you
talking what and i go yeah and he goes no mike you know just the girl i'm
seeing right is
she said that you mentioned it but i never heard it is you think he had to have
heard it no really
no because it turned out she is a she is the fan oh so she's a she's a bobby
lee fan she said
i think bobby lee talked about you in a podcast yes okay right then we just
start talking for like
45 minutes and it was great hollywood stuff he was um super not i couldn't
believe how like um
reachable he was you know what i mean and is that the right word uh i mean
reasonable relatable relatable
relatable relatable relatable yeah reachable what the are you talking about um
i mean you did reach him
i did reach him no and he was like so like super open and nice and we talked
about a variety of things
and did it end well yeah really good was it like hey he's just like you know he
was just kind of
like you know i mean i really want to do something with you or something like
that a little bay movie
huh i don't know little baby things like that are sad and i just take it you
know i mean with what
whatever it is right you know chalk it up sometimes they forget but my point is
they won't forget it
was a positive thing and they apparently hung out there all night and like jason
collings and some
comics were like he's still here we're hanging out he's so cool you know what i
mean
so he watched more shows yeah he stayed there i laughed and he just stayed
there all night
everyone's saying that he was the nicest he's such a nice guy and it was a fun
night i want to be like
you when i grow up you are because guys like the bay you actually go golfing
with and go to like
oregon and some of these mensa like i don't know these deep states these mensa
deep state like
private fucking mansion parties you mean i'm sure you go in there too you mean
q anon yeah yeah we go to q
yeah yeah but there's something going on with you i'm not i'm not in the party
i'm adjacent
it's funny the way that he can say this and the internet will be like what is
going on man
what do parties does he get to go to none i sit at my house all day he does he
sits around all the
air no i actually do all day he does i do all day you know what i did today i
washed my car
and it's my favorite thing in the world to hand wash my car and i went to a
little shop in burbank
and i bought all my little supplies and it was really nice because the girl
didn't know me which
is always nice and she spoke to me like a car guy and it was like it i i like
that like i'm a nobody
because i am a nobody but it was nice she didn't like spoke to you like a car
guy like like you're a
pep boy what we were talking cars we talked we talked about stuff we like we
talk about certain
waxes and soaps that we prefer can you improvise that stuff or not even if you
don't know if you
don't know what you're talking about yeah i think i can do it okay you try it
oh have you ever tried
this carnauba wax oh yeah well the carnauba carnauba well that's what it was
originally called
what did you in 1972 right carnauba rocks no carnauba yeah but they used to
call it carnaubo
carnaubo yeah like nobu owned it yeah exactly carnaubo yeah in 1972 it's sushi
off of hood of car
i don't know why you're doing asian accents or i'm just here at the car car
manufacturer i'm sorry about that it's a little i see you and i think i don't
know yeah but when
you do great sorry i'm so sorry i'll get i'm so you know i'm gonna leave no no
i'm yeah yeah yeah
wait a minute am i the customer yeah you're the you work there i work here yeah
holy i'm fired
oh how offensive you know i mean i wonder if you did that they would leave
right a hundred percent
unless they're from japan then they'd love it i don't know they might not know
what was going on
excuse me you have a carnauba wax uh yeah we yeah we have it up there but it's
on the top shelf and
it's uh pretty too expensive oh are you from tokyo too maybe they would do that
oh i remember you
what street mitsubishi avenue uh i think bonsai way oh next to the mcdonald's
yeah yeah yeah yeah
it's a good mcdonald's um yeah wow no i talked car stuff and it just felt nice
to be like a a human
with someone instead of but let me like can i ask you about the wax yeah what
about who gives a
shit oh i love it i know but because i've never had wax on my car i know i can
tell yeah yeah yeah
i'm waxless you're waxless and people seem to like it still who likes your car
people go no that's right
except for when they see the other it's a piece of shit it's smashed to shit i
don't know you're right
but um i like what does the wax do my friend it protects the uh it protects the
paint it protects
uh uh it doesn't get skin cancer what are you talking about yeah the spf 35 is
on there it's in
the sun all day that for oh yeah yeah so um it protects the paint it keeps it
shiny and fresh and
glossy and more than anything if you watched karate kid you would learn wax on
wax off it's more about
patience it's more about life lessons it's deeper than just getting dirt off a
car it's about
connecting to these roots of like i purchased a thing i want to take care of it
i want it to look
nice it's work you sweat it feels good you get meticulous it shows it shows a
lot of different
things in life so mr miyagi was teaching him i love that scene do you remember
it probably doesn't make
any sense but what do you mean it makes perfect sense oh so he's waxing cars he's
painting fences
and then one day you know mr miyagi does that he does this like if he's
painting if that doesn't
make any sense it taught him patience and time oh that's true okay and he had
to do his chores
someone had to do all that right but what a cool scene i mean one of the best
movies of all time
i think so daniel's son that's right daniel's son it's a metaphor wow daniel's
son that was a great
movie phenomenal i love that movie i i mean i honestly i could watch it right
now can we put it on
no no no yeah can we throw it on please
you