Name: Bobby Lee Makes Rudy Sing "La Bamba"
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Makes Rudy Sing "La Bamba"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Makes Rudy Sing "La Bamba"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-20. Transcript available.

Hello, everyone.
Como esta?
Hi.
Yeah.
Talk to the audience.
How are you guys?
I'm Jules, or Rudy, or whatever you want to call me.
And this is Tito Bobby.
This is Tito Andrew.
And over there, we have Carlos, Andres, and Mikko.
They know the show.
What we want is go into some of our biography.
So just where he was born, and family, and all that kind of stuff.
And then me too.
Okay, we'll start with Tito Andrew.
Tito Andrew is from Irish, Ireland.
Yes.
He's 38 years old.
Sure.
Sure.
They moved to the U.S. when he was 8 years old.
What city?
In Ireland?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What city in the U.S.?
Where are my family from in Ireland?
Uh, Chicago.
Chicago, Ireland.
Chicago, Ireland.
That's right.
Chicago, Ireland.
Yeah.
Where the bear is.
Yeah, where the bear is.
The bear is.
Yes.
The football team.
No.
She's talking about my mom.
Oh, wait.
Andres, congrats on España.
No, boo.
I don't want to even.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go back to the biography.
Tito Andrew has a cute dog.
He does.
What's the name?
Name is.
You got it.
Name is Curly Tops.
Curly Tops.
Curly Tops.
I love Curly Tops.
Curly Tops.
Okay, let's go over to Tito Bobby.
Okay.
Tito Bobby is from North Korea.
Yes.
That's true.
Obviously.
And he moved to the U.S. when he was 10 years old.
11.
Oh, 11 years old.
11 years old.
With his brother and his.
Say it.
Abusive father.
Abusive father.
I like the fist.
Yeah.
That was nice.
Yeah.
And then he got famous over a video where he got beat with Down syndrome boy.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
You think that's what I'm thinking?
Isn't that funny?
That is how he got famous.
Well, that's what TikTok.
Or TikTok.
Yeah, TikTok.
That is true.
They should call TikTok facts.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The facts channel or whatever.
Tick facts.
Yeah, tick facts.
Quick facts on tick facts.
Yeah, yeah.
How about Carlos?
Where is he from?
Ooh.
Mexico.
Mexico.
Yeah, that's right.
What city in Mexico?
Do you know?
Mexico City.
Mexico City, Mexico.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I don't know how he's that white, but.
Yeah, whitewashing.
You know what Michael Jackson did at the end?
That's what he's been doing.
He's been bleaching his skin, which is not okay.
We can say it.
This podcast will come out significantly afterwards,
but congratulations to Espana in the Euro Cup.
One of the, it was kind of, it pissed me off.
It pissed me off.
It pissed me off so much.
It pissed me off.
You want the British to win that way?
I did because they haven't won the 60s.
Yeah.
You guys always win.
Everybody wanted England to win that game.
Yeah.
Spain wanted England to win.
It's been 50 years.
And I'm going to say this.
In terms of players, I think England has the best players right now.
Yeah.
Obviously not.
And don't give us a Spain flag emoji.
And we won Wimbledon too.
That is true.
That is true.
That is even more heartbreaking.
What's going on over there?
What's up with these Spanish players really showing up?
I think we all was there.
No.
Let me ask you something.
When you guys went to Africa and stole all those black people.
Yeah.
And you're putting them on the ship.
No, it was you guys, you guys invented that.
Mm-hmm.
Am I not right?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, why did you push them in the middle of the ocean?
And, you know, if they were a little sick or whatever.
What was that for?
What was that all about?
Testing.
You're testing?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, so you thought you heard a stereotype, right?
And you were like, maybe it's wrong.
Well, was there a control to your experiment?
You had to have a control.
Yeah.
Can Spaniards swim?
Most of them.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I've never seen a Spanish swim.
Don't forget the Filipinos.
Whoa.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Spain went to.
Yeah, what's up with the colonizing, dude?
Yeah, what happened down there?
You know what's so funny?
That should be that country's slogan.
Don't forget the Filipinos.
Philippines.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't forget.
What did you see at Sinespia last night, McCone?
I saw it in Midsummer.
So great.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen a movie in that?
We talked about this on the show.
Have you ever seen a movie in the cemetery in the summer?
No.
Oh, my God.
It's the best.
I bombed there once at a show.
You did that live show there?
Yeah.
Oh, I said, no way.
And I bombed so bad.
I was like, I can never come back to the cemetery.
You died as hard as those that are around you.
Yeah, yeah.
It was, I think.
Yeah.
It's one of the coolest venues.
That's it?
Yeah.
It's one of these pieces of L.A. that people don't know unless you're a local,
and it's beautiful.
It's great.
And you gather around.
I watched Kill Bill 1 and 2 last time I was there.
You know what?
Let's watch a movie there.
What's next?
Well, let's see.
Bring up the calendar.
Oh, there you go.
There you go.
Empire Records.
Bridesmaids.
True Rorance.
La Bamba.
The Nightmare Before Cruel.
Yeah, there's six left.
Yeah.
I would do True Rorance.
Go up a little bit more.
No, let's go see La Bamba.
Dude, La Bamba's great.
It's so good.
I had a dream too, Richie.
That's the only line I remember from that.
Hey, say, say.
Let me hear you say that.
Have you ever heard of Richie Valens?
You are toned.
You never heard that song before?
It's not like that.
It's para bailar la bamba.
Don't fucking correct us.
If you correct the host again.
I don't know.
I can't continue.
You stepped on his host five times.
You're talking shit when Bobby walked in.
I thought they were just going,
but I guess there's words.
Well, look, they're saying something,
but who gives a shit?
Yeah, yeah.
So, para bailar la bamba.
And how awful does that sound?
Para bailar la bamba.
Now, say it the way.
Necesitita una poca de gracia.
Say it the way that you know it.
What?
Say it the way you know it.
I was just doing it.
No, the way you know it.
Better.
Better.
Better song.
Yeah.
It's more familiar.
Creating a panga.
Right.
Right?
What do you think?
That's it.
That's a better version.
Yeah, I want to buy that record.
Yeah.
Or what about this classic.
Oh, Donna.
Oh.
What fucking song is that?
I don't know what that is.
Yeah, that's a fucking Ritchie Fallon song.
Oh.
I do the oh really long.
It's way longer.
Yeah, yeah.
I love it.
Oh, Donna.
It's such a great song.
It's a white girl, Donna.
And their love wasn't permitted because of racial tensions.
And that's what's gross about this country, man.
And we're changing it one step at a time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One step at a time.
We're trying.
Oh, Donna.
Have you heard that song?
No.
No, she doesn't.
I had a girl.
Donna was her name.
Since she left me, I've never been the same.
Because I love.
Yeah, whatever.
You got it.
Yeah, yeah.
But guess what?
You know how he died?
How?
Guess.
Tragedy.
Guess.
Guess the tragedy.
How he died.
Like.
You're psychic.
We know you're going to get it right the first time.
Like.
Like.
Who's that rock star?
The Elvis Presley.
That's right.
He died on a toilet.
Yeah.
Yeah, because he was too constipated.
That way.
Same.
Wait, wait.
You're saying that many, many years before Elvis died.
Right?
So Elvis is a hack.
He stole it.
He stole the death.
Yeah.
I'm going to die on a toilet.
Somebody get me a pen.
I bought a sandwich.
Wow.
I want to die on a toilet.
Incredible.
Richie Valens died on a toilet.
It was a tragedy because.
It's awful.
Not only did they, they, it took three huge acts.
Yeah.
That's like Radiohead, Billie Eilish.
Back then.
Taylor Swift.
And Taylor Swift dying on one plane crash.
Imagine the tragedy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Was it the Big Bopper?
Big Bopper.
Yeah.
And.
You got it.
The guy with the glasses.
You got it.
Come on.
Fuck.
What's his name?
The guy with the glasses.
Come on.
Give me the first name.
No.
Give me the first initial.
B.
Benny Hooligan.
No.
Benny Hooligan.
No, no, no, no.
What?
No, B.
Give me the last initial.
Z.
That's not that.
I don't think it's B either, you fucking liar.
What is it?
What the song is.
It's B.
H.
I just said it to you.
The second song is like.
It's B.
H.
Every day.
Look a little closer.
I gave him the hint twice.
Going down a roller coaster.
Come on.
Love like that will take.
Buddy Holly.
There it is.
Buddy Holly.
I got it.
I got it.
Buddy Holly.
But so, the Big Bopper, Richie Valens and Buddy Holly died in one plane.
And back then, they were like huge.
Spirit Airlines.
It was Spirit Airlines, yeah.
Even back then, it was bad.
Even back then, it wasn't good.
Yeah, yeah.
Allegiant, maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crazy.
Well, speaking of dead celebrities, and thank God we didn't call them out,
because sometimes
we call people dead on the show.
Richard Simmons died, and right after Shelly Duvall died?
Like, back to back.
No, Shannon Doherty died.
What?
Today?
No, not-
Or last night or something.
Wait, are you fucking kidding me?
Bro.
Yeah, it's been a bad-
So young?
We got three, though, yesterday, right?
She's your age.
This week.
I know, 53.
God, that is awful, dude.
What is going on?
What do you mean-
Richard Simmons-
I know.
He died cancer as well.
I guess we're all going to get it, and you just got to hope it's an easy one.
Oh, my God.
Or one that doesn't hurt a lot.
I want the butthole kind.
I want the butthole kind.
I want the butthole kind.
I want the butthole kind.
I want the butthole kind.
I want the butthole kind.
I want the butthole kind.