Name: Adam Sandler was Bobby Lee's Wingman?
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Adam Sandler was Bobby Lee's Wingman?' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-23. Transcript available.

Also, tell me something about Spade.
When you're eating with him, he sits like a 12-year-old rich kid like this.
Yeah, like he grew up in Aspen.
This is a seat, and he's just like eating like this, you know what I mean?
It is really cute. It's so cute, though.
It's so cute.
You see everyone looks because he looks like a cutie,
and he stands up to talk to you.
He stands up, he lets you know.
Yeah, he does.
In the middle of the meal, he wants to talk to you.
Yeah, and then here's another thing I hate about it.
No, we love Spade.
I know I love him.
I'm just saying, so I go every time.
You go to the host, and you have to go,
I'm here with David Spade.
And they look at you, and they go, really?
And I go, yeah, how do I know that he's here?
And they go, okay.
And then they walk me, and I'm like.
Are you his driver?
Yeah, I mean, that's what it feels.
Leave the keys.
Yeah, that's what it feels like.
Yeah.
They have to, the hostess of a restaurant, eyes me up and down.
You're with Spade, huh?
Yeah, you're with Spade, huh?
Hmm.
In what capacity?
And then I feel like I have to explain myself, but usually they do it.
Yeah.
And then he's so not, he's great.
He's got great.
He is a sweetheart.
Anyway.
He's a little sweet prince.
Which is, can I just say a cool thing that happened?
Yeah.
It was one of those things where I want to do for somebody else one day.
Go ahead.
Right?
I was with a date, okay?
And we were on the west side.
We're walking, and we walked by this nice restaurant.
It's just during the day.
And I see this older, nice lady eating a meal.
And then, Adam Sandler's there with her.
Oh.
And Sandler looks at me, and he calls me over.
Oh, that's hot.
It's the best.
Isn't that cool to look like?
He goes, Lee, what's up?
Hey, you know, man.
Yeah, yeah.
I go.
I'll be Lee.
And Sandler goes, dude, he looks at my dad and goes, this guy, what a funny guy.
What a great guy.
Right?
And he does one of these taps.
And I do like, hey, man, it's good to see you.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And I go, I go, see you soon, see you soon.
But it was just like one of those gestures where I'm like, very good.
I like, you know what I mean?
It was like, you know.
It makes you look really cool.
Like, I want to do that for somebody else.
You do do that for people.
You say hi to people, and it makes people feel good.
No, I want to like, help a guy get laid.
Oh, that would be tougher for you.
Well, I don't, well, what I'm saying is that why, you know.
What I mean is.
You don't have that transferable.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, I don't think.
No, no.
Well, you know, I can't.
What I said before was, I would like to do that with somebody.
And then you're like, yeah, you can.
And then now I'm explaining it to you.
Now you're like, oh, yeah, you can.
Well, not get laid.
You're not going to help someone get laid.
No, you're, so you don't think that.
You think a woman is going to walk up with a guy.
No, no.
And then you see the guy and you go, hey, buddy.
And then you say to the girl, this guy is the man.
She doesn't care what you say.
That's what I said before.
But then you, then you kind of build me back up and now you shut me back up.
I'm so sorry, but it's not going to happen.
I know, but don't, don't build me back up then.
I'm sorry.
I was already falling.
I'm sorry, Buttercup.
Okay.
I apologize.
Could you do it?
No.
Yeah, you could.
We don't have that power.
Are you, are you fucking mind?
We don't have that power.
We don't have that power.
Tito Andrew has the power.
Thank you.
I love you.
But you don't think I do.
You have, Tito Andrew has this kind of power.
You have this.
I think so.
I think so too.
Love you, Rudy.
I think so too.
Okay.
Can I tell you what?
I did a nice thing.
Did I talk about this on the, I think.
Go ahead.
A police officer held the door for me to get, I was going into Jersey Mike's
and he held
the door very politely for me and my lady.
And then I said, you know, I'm going to buy his sandwich.
And, and then, so I got to the front and then I turned around and I said,
are you going to get chips and a drink?
And he goes, no.
Why?
I said, because you know, I'll get the sandwich, but I don't want to get the
meal deal.
Do you know what I mean?
I'm not going to pay for the whole fucking, you know what I mean?
You're just a sandwich.
I'm kidding.
No, but I said, do you want it?
I said, are you going to get chips and a drink?
He said, no, just a sandwich.
I said, well, whatever he gets it, put it on there.
And I paid for it.
And he looked at me so earnestly and he shook my hand and he said, thank you so
much.
That's just very nice.
Very nice of you.
And I said, well, thank you for, you know, because honestly, how many people
say anything nice to
I'm being serious.
I'm scared of cops.
Well, you should be.
I had to go to a police station.
Well, you're fucking illegal, dude.
Why are you, wait, why are you scared of cops?
You had to go to the police station?
I'm just scared of them in general, but I had to go to the police station to
report my missing
passport.
And did they help you?
Yeah, but I was crying before I was going, before I went, because I was so
scared of
them.
Have you had bad interactions with them when you were a kid?
No.
So why are you scared?
Just like the idea that they're kind of superior.
Right.
Right.
When you cry, oh my God, your eyes bulge out.
Yeah.
It's an ugly cry.
No, like a cartoon, like.
Oh, God.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's like crazy.
But were the cops nice to you?
They were really nice.
So then stop being so scared.
Yeah, after that, I stopped being scared.
You changed your mind.
Yeah.
I'm imploring all of our fans to buy a cop a sandwich or something if you see.
You know what you're also good at?
Just say hi.
You know what, yo, another thing that you do is, and I do it too, you always
say thank
you for your service to military people.
You should.
I do too.
Because I'm not, I don't have the balls to do that.
So fucking, we should all say something.
Yeah.
Although, when we were coming back from somewhere.
Yeah.
No, no, this made me laugh.
I don't know where we were traveling from, but you know when they called?
The airport lines and then they say, uh, uh, families, military.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Of course I do.
Of course I do.
There's a guy that walks up and Bobby's like, that guy's not in the military.
I was like, yes, he, he probably already served.
He's like, no, he's not a military guy.
Like you knew that he wasn't in the military.
I don't think he was.
You think he was, you think he was stolen valor just to get on the plane?
When you see a guy that looks like Ralphie May, right?
And going, yeah, I'm in the Marines.
I'm like, that's not the guy.
What is he, explosive guy?
I mean, what does he do?
Well, he lays on the bomb.
He's the IED guy.
Yeah, yeah, all right.
All good.
But you know what I mean?
You can tell sometimes.
Sometimes he looked a little bit like he might have.
Well, but look, he might have worked in the computer.
He might have just been.
All right, maybe.
But I'm just saying that guy shouldn't go.
He, when I say military, you have to be either on a boat in a war.
So you're saying, you know, jumping over one of those large fucking things, you
know.
You're doing a, doing a, with a net, with a net.
A tough mutter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know how they do the, the wired fence and they're underneath crawling.
You have to be doing that.
What you're saying, you have to be.
You have to be in shape military to get on the plane first.
That's what you're saying.
No, he's just got to be like, in military, he's got to be like a guy that we're
like,
yeah, John, war.
War.
Yeah, not, you know what I mean?
Get in the office and do whatever.
Right, yeah, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, I can't do it.
I get it.
Yeah.
And then it's also this, it's like, what?
Can I say another thing?
Yeah.
It's when they go, all right, people that need help to get on the thing, on the
plane.
Yeah.
I get it.
Yeah.
What a headache, right?
You mean people that are like disabled.
And my heart's out to you, okay?
But there are some, and I've tried to call them out, right?
Where it's like, they get wheeled up, right?
I know what you're saying.
No, no, stop, right?
They get, right?
Yeah.
They get wheeled up, right?
And then?
And then all of a sudden, they're fucking Carl Lewis.
They get up and they start running to their fucking seat.
And it's like, what is that?
That's deception and lies, right?
I don't like that.
And I, and I, and I, and I, and we should call that out.
Don't you think we should call that out?
No.
Yes.
That's insane.
It sounds like you, oh, you couldn't get from there to there, but you can run
to the rest of the, I don't get it.
Woo-hoo.
Woo-hoo.