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What is this? What is that you're showing us?
The private celebrity-friendly terminal?
- Yeah, at LAX. - I moved on that.
Whoa, is that new? No, have you done that?
It's new.
- Right there. - Have you done that?
- I don't know. - Be honest.
- Have you done a private jet? - Wait, stop, stop, stop.
- Yeah. - Look at me right now.
Stop, stop.
And 'cause when we talked earlier,
we're upfront and honest with each other?
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
Have you done that?
- I don't know.
Have you done it?
Have you done it? - I don't know.
- Yeah, you have. - I don't think so.
- Yeah, when you looked at it, you're like,
"Oh, I know what that is."
- What does it look like?
- Yeah, no, no, no.
What's that like?
- It's so cool.
It's so cool. - Who's there?
- They, it's really cool.
I'm not a member.
I was brought by a friend, right?
And if a friend has a pass, you can bring people.
And what you do is you park your car there
and then you see where all the planes are across, right?
You get to sit.
You can have breakfast, drinks, lunch, whatever.
And then they drive you in an SUV to the plane.
And then you get on from the outside stairs
that go up to the plane.
- Okay, so what do I need to do to get there?
- It's, it's pretty expensive.
I think it's, I don't know how much money.
Well, it says it runs $3,500.
And then you pay a monthly fee and then other stuff.
- What do you mean, $3,500 a month?
- $3,500 is to get in.
- For one time?
- No, no, no.
That's to have the membership and then you pay monthly fees.
- Okay.
- And what is the monthly fee?
- I don't know.
I don't, I don't, I don't do it.
I've just, I was a guest, but I will say,
it's fucking unbelievable.
- There it is.
- Okay.
So what, can you zoom in?
Cause I can't read that.
All right.
All access.
- Annual fee, $4,800.
- So $5,000 and then $750 per person you bring with you.
- A time, one time.
- Every time.
- Every time.
- Every time.
- I see.
And then the private suite rate for four travelers is that,
$3,500.
- And then they valet your car and then, and then, yeah.
- Per person.
Now let me think, is that worth it?
- I don't think so.
- I don't think so.
- It's so fancy.
It's why do you need it?
I mean, look, it was very, it was very cool.
It was very nice, you know, to, to be a part of it.
But also I just don't, I don't know.
- Yeah.
- I don't really, we're of the people.
- You know who does that?
And I can just guess.
Bert and Tom.
- A hundred percent.
Well, they take private jets.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Those guys are private jet guys.
- Yeah.
I think Theo does that now probably.
- They're more famous.
- Yeah. You and I won't do it.
- Well, they're more famous.
- No, let's do Southwest for life.
- I'll do Southwest.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll fly Southwest.
I'm going to Vegas in two weeks.
I'm flying Southwest.
I don't give a fuck.
Why do I care?
- I love Southwest.
- I wouldn't say I love it.
- You know that I don't, right?
- Yeah.
- You didn't, I thought you were going to jump on me for that.
- No, but I'll fly it.
I don't care.
I just don't give a shit.
- Me too, me too.
- Do you know what's like slay pussy purr?
- I know slay, slay.
- Slay pussy purr?
- Mm-hmm.
- Slay is a term in the gay community that means like go off.
- Yeah.
- But pussy purr, I don't know.
- Yeah, it's pussy purr.
- It's the same thing, but my friends, like the girls,
they see it in like one line.
- You make the pussy purr.
- You make the pussy purr.
- You better believe it.
- Not actual pussy purr.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But like you say, oh, slay pussy purr, purr, slay purr.
- Ah, appropriating gay culture.
- Very good.
- Stealing from the gays.
- Give me another one.
- That's what you're doing.
- Slay queen.
- You know what, it's a new one.
I don't really use it, but skibbity.
- Skibbity, skibbity do da, skibbity day.
- We started that.
- See, we started that.
- Our generation.
- Skibbity is a word that means nothing.
- Oh.
- No, it says it's bad, like, it's bad.
- Well, let me tell you, the Today Show says,
cool, dumb, bad uses a filler word.
So how would you say it in a sentence?
- I don't know, it's the younger generation.
- I know, if it's nothing, it's like, um.
- You know, skibbity.
- How was the party last night?
- How was the party last night?
- It was all skibbity dong.
- No, that's not, that can't be it.
- That's it, it was nothing.
- You sound like, you sound like an old guy going,
hey, young kid.
- No, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah, that sounds weird.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Skibbity toilet.
- What?
- Skibbity toilet?
- I don't know what's skibbity toilet.
- See, even you don't know.
- Yeah.
- Stealing is phantom tax.
- Stealing is phantom tax?
- Phantom, phantom.
- Phantom or phantom?
- Phantom.
- Phantom.
- It's gotta be phantom.
- Phantom tax is known as phantom income or dry income.
- This is like a tax.
- What are you talking about, taxes?
- It's, that's what they're saying.
- Oh, I know what phantom tax is.
It's residuals in our world.
- Yeah, phantom.
- Right?
- Phantom.
- Yeah, sometimes like for instance.
- Phantom tax, an internet slang term describing
the theft of food between friends.
- The F-A-N-U-M.
- Phantom tax.
It's the theft of food between friends.
Man, the future is fucked.
- It's fucked.
- What are we talking about?
- Phantom tax.
- Stealing food from your friends.
- So if you, I have french fries, go steal it.
- Here, mom.
- I'm gonna charge you a phantom tax.
Is that what it is?
- Skibbity no.
- I don't fucking.
- I don't know, I don't know.
- When we were young though,
do you remember,
I don't know if this was like this for you,
but like at lunch.
- Yeah.
- I never, okay, my parents never,
my parents worked.
My mom never made lunch.
So I had to buy lunch at school, school lunches.
And all the time, I didn't wanna spend money.
So I would steal,
or I just ask friends for their side shit,
for their leftovers.
Did you do that?
- No.
- Oh yeah, you were rich.
- I wasn't rich, I just wouldn't do it.
I'd rather starve.
- I would just be like, can I have that?
- No, can I have your apple?
That's insane.
- Yeah, people will go, yeah, I don't want it.
- Yeah, but that you would rely on it.
So sometimes you probably got a bunch of no's
and then you didn't eat.
- Some days.
- Yeah, yeah.
So your mom didn't-
- No, I'm kidding.
- Your mom didn't pack you a lunch?
- No, no, no, she never did.
But here's what she would do.
She'd leave me $2 on the planning desk,
on the desk by the door.
She goes, there's two or $3 there.
And then what I would do is,
if I'm being real, I'm not joking around now,
all jokes aside, I wanted the money.
So I would save the $2 a day
and just steal other people's food.
- Oh, you're a hustler.
- Yeah, so I had, so then by the end of the week,
I'd have five, I'd have 10 to 15 bucks.
- Look up Korean school lunch, what they'd sell.
- They're so good.
- Do you ever seen the photos of these?
Korean school lunches?
- It's so unfair. - No, what do they give them?
- What does that say?
Grilled Australian Shepherd?
- Dude, that's at school, dude.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- That's insane.
- It's insane.
- That's an American school lunch on the left.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Dude, that, by the way, zoom in.
The, dude, I am having flashback nightmares.
- I know.
- In the top left, the fucking peas and carrots cut up.
They're hard as a rock.
They're not even cooked.
It's so fucking gross that they fed that.
That shit was so gross, it was so wack.
- The patty and the hamburger,
I found an ice cube in one in high school.
There's a full blown ice cube in there.
- By the way, that carton of milk never was cold.
It was left out on a shelf.
- Oh, there's different states now.
- Well, Oregon, yeah.
- Of course, Oregon's better.
- Yeah, way better.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, it's all Chinese.
- What state has the worst school food?
- Oh, let's guess.
What state has the worst lunch food?
High school or element, high school lunch food?
- Okay, let me try to guess.
State.
- Mississippi.
- I don't know.
- Mississippi.
- Louisiana.
- Wow.
- Fuck, we're right next door.
- It has the worst in the country based on several favorites.
- How many fruits and vegetables?
And the state is followed by Idaho.
And the most popular lunch is pizza cheeseburger.
Pizza cheeseburger?
- That's good.
- I bet it.
- Yeah.
- Pizza cheeseburger does sound fucking good.
- That's pretty good, yeah.
Wow.
That's incredible.
- Oh, by the way, when I was up in San Francisco,
when I went to go golf at this place,
they do a famous thing called a burger dog.
Look up Olympic club burger dog.
This was, dude, I got here.
A buddy took me as I was a guest.
This, I could eat fucking a thousand of these.
- Oh my God, they look so good.
- Dude, I'm not even kidding.
- Yeah.
- You have one of these fucking things and you're like,
I don't even feel like playing golf.
I could just eat this all fucking day.
I could eat a hundred of them.
They're so fucking good.
And I don't know why.
No one else does it.
- That looks so good.
- It's unbelievable.
- It's like a Philly cheesesteak almost a little, no?
- Kinda, yeah, kinda.
- Kinda, yeah.
I think we should wrap up by talking about
the David Chang thing that we did, no?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do you want the picture?
- What?
No, we don't have the picture.
I mean, we were there, dude.
Yeah, I don't know what they look like.
I lived it, you know?
- Fucking God.
- Is he bringing it?
Oh no.
- Please don't bring it.
- Did you see us do David Chang's dinner time?
- Who's David Chang?
- You know, you don't support us.
We were trying to get you a visa to stay in this country.
You don't support us.
You don't love us.
You say you love us.
You don't clean his house when you're supposed to, you know.
- I don't know who's David Chang.
- You really hurt my feelings.
- He's a chef.
- Oh.
- Famous chef.
- Oh.
- A very famous chef.
- So he has a Netflix show
where he cooks stuff for his friends.
We were on it live.
So Andrew and I did it.
- So good.
- It was very good.
And I have to say--
- Go watch it on Netflix.
- What the heck?
- Oh my God.
He started off with Wagyu sliders in little Hawaiian rolls.
- Yeah.
- Wagyu sliders.
- You ate all of it.
- I couldn't stop.
- Wow.
- I couldn't stop.
Dude, it's so good.
And then he made us like lightly fried scallops
and lightly fried crab.
- Crab, yeah.
- Crab, so good.
- Yeah.
- Then we had ramen with more Wagyu in it.
- With tofu, with spicy tofu.
- Yeah, with burnt rice.
- Burnt rice, crispy rice.
- Crispy rice, I mean, yeah.
- Then he made us--
- Dude, so then he made a creme fraiche.
- Cheesecake.
- Cheesecake.
- With caviar.
- Yeah.
And the breading was Ritz crackers.
- Ritz crackers.
- Right.
And then a bunch of caviar.
And I'm telling you right now, dude,
that was the best thing I've ever eaten in my life.
- It was so soft.
- You know what, what do you think a cloud tastes like
if you could bite a cloud?
- Yeah.
- It tastes like I ate a little slice of heaven in my mouth.
And by the way--
- Like Jesus pussy.
- Jesus pussy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And he never made it before.
- He never made it before.
He improvised it.
- Oh.
- He's a culinary genius.
- Yeah.
- And he's a really good dude.
And we did it.
People should watch it on Netflix
and you should have watched it, by the way.
- Yeah, that was a fun--
- Is he better than your other chef friend, Tito Bobby?
- Careful.
- Who's the other chef friend?
- The one on the bear.
- Matty Matheson?
- Oh, Matty.
- Yes.
- They make two different kinds of food.
It's not competition.
- Okay.
- There are two different styles.
- I think during that thing that, you know,
I think I overdid it up front.
Because you gave me a look.
- What are you talking about?
- When we did the live.
- Yeah.
- For some reason, because it's live,
I'm like, I gotta stand up and do things.
- Yeah, you put on a show.
- I try to put on a show.
- You're a showman.
- I know, but then you were sitting there
and you were looking,
'cause you were so calm in the pocket.
And I looked at your eyes and just through your eyes,
you were like, you're doing too much.
- Well, here's the funniest part.
Bobby forgets we're mic'd up.
So he turns to me at one point and he goes,
do you think I'm doing too much?
Am I doing way too much?
And I go, no, but they can also hear you.
And he goes, right.
I don't know if it made the cut, but-
- I hope it did.
- I don't know if they cut it out.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But it's so funny because I was like,
dude, we're mic'd up.
Everything that we're fucking saying.
- You're right, I think you're right.
I think you're right.
You weren't too much.
Here's the deal.
You're, I'm gonna, I'm gonna end the show like this.
You're a showman.
You're a scholar.
You can and will help someone get laid one day
and you will crush tonight in front of Michael Bay.
He'll be begging to put you in his next film.
'Cause that's the future that lays in front of you.
- You too.
- He's a great band.
- And don't forget the 2026 special on Hulu.
- Spain won today.
- Fairly, two won.
- That's all you get.
- Fairly, two won.
- Okay, and take what you get.
And by the way, before you come here.
- Yeah.
- I don't know if you need to stretch or something,
but something's not working up there.
All right, Rudy, say goodbye to everybody.
- Thank you for being a bad friend.
Who sings?
-
- You don't know Sting?
- No.
- Oh.
- Sting is a singer, was of the band, The Police.
And he was also a solo artist.
You don't know this guy, Sting?
You've never seen Sting before?
- No, no.
- Really?
- Okay, this is a fun game.
- Sing a song.
- What?
- Sing a song.
- The most famous song you would know.
- I know this one.
I'll get one.
- Go ahead.
- Roxanne.
- She doesn't know that.
- Okay.
- You know what song she knows
if she's gonna know anything.
- What, what?
- About stalking.
Come on, dude.
The whole song is about stalking.
What song am I thinking of?
- Gonna stalk you tonight.
- Gonna stalk you, stalk you, stalk you tonight.
- Sting all night long.
- I'm Sting.
- Yeah, what is it?
- Seriously?
Every Breath You Take?
- Oh yeah, that's a great one.
- Every Breath You Take.
- That's a Sting song.
- I told you she would know it.
- You don't.
Yeah, okay, you do know.
- She likes stalky stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.
- She's a stalker.
- Have you ever stalked someone?
- Everything she does is magic.
Is that how you said?
Everything she-
- Every little thing she does.
- Oh, every little, that's right.
Every little thing she does is magic.
- Wait a minute.
You stalked?
Who have you stalked?
- Um, like crushes.
- Or X.
- Or Bobby?
- Oh wow, you stalked the,
she's a stalker, she's admitting.
You stalked the X.
- Yeah, I have a specific account
for stalking people.
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
- What do you do?
Do you do anything shady?
- I wouldn't say this out loud, I don't think.
- But they don't know the account.
- Yeah, they don't know the account.
- That's true, okay.
- A little stalky account,
'cause you look at your exes, what they're doing.
- Yeah, if they got fat, if they got uglier,
and they're just pathetic.
- Did they get fat and ugly and pathetic?
- Yeah.
- So you're catfishing kind of?
- Do you ever talk to people through the stalky account?
- No, no, I just stalk.
- Is that what catfishing is?
- No, that's what-
- It's all catfishing.
- It's catfishing if she spoke to people through it.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

Rudy Teaches Bobby Lee About Skibidi Toilet

What is this? What is that you're showing us?
The private celebrity-friendly terminal?
- Yeah, at LAX. - I moved on that.
Whoa, is that new? No, have you done that?
It's new.
- Right there. - Have you done that?
- I don't know. - Be honest.
- Have you done a private jet? - Wait, stop, stop, stop.
- Yeah. - Look at me right now.
Stop, stop.
And 'cause when we talked earlier,
we're upfront and honest with each other?
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
Have you done that?
- I don't know.
Have you done it?
Have you done it? - I don't know.
- Yeah, you have. - I don't think so.
- Yeah, when you looked at it, you're like,
"Oh, I know what that is."
- What does it look like?
- Yeah, no, no, no.
What's that like?
- It's so cool.
It's so cool. - Who's there?
- They, it's really cool.
I'm not a member.
I was brought by a friend, right?
And if a friend has a pass, you can bring people.
And what you do is you park your car there
and then you see where all the planes are across, right?
You get to sit.
You can have breakfast, drinks, lunch, whatever.
And then they drive you in an SUV to the plane.
And then you get on from the outside stairs
that go up to the plane.
- Okay, so what do I need to do to get there?
- It's, it's pretty expensive.
I think it's, I don't know how much money.
Well, it says it runs $3,500.
And then you pay a monthly fee and then other stuff.
- What do you mean, $3,500 a month?
- $3,500 is to get in.
- For one time?
- No, no, no.
That's to have the membership and then you pay monthly fees.
- Okay.
- And what is the monthly fee?
- I don't know.
I don't, I don't, I don't do it.
I've just, I was a guest, but I will say,
it's fucking unbelievable.
- There it is.
- Okay.
So what, can you zoom in?
Cause I can't read that.
All right.
All access.
- Annual fee, $4,800.
- So $5,000 and then $750 per person you bring with you.
- A time, one time.
- Every time.
- Every time.
- Every time.
- I see.
And then the private suite rate for four travelers is that,
$3,500.
- And then they valet your car and then, and then, yeah.
- Per person.
Now let me think, is that worth it?
- I don't think so.
- I don't think so.
- It's so fancy.
It's why do you need it?
I mean, look, it was very, it was very cool.
It was very nice, you know, to, to be a part of it.
But also I just don't, I don't know.
- Yeah.
- I don't really, we're of the people.
- You know who does that?
And I can just guess.
Bert and Tom.
- A hundred percent.
Well, they take private jets.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Those guys are private jet guys.
- Yeah.
I think Theo does that now probably.
- They're more famous.
- Yeah. You and I won't do it.
- Well, they're more famous.
- No, let's do Southwest for life.
- I'll do Southwest.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll fly Southwest.
I'm going to Vegas in two weeks.
I'm flying Southwest.
I don't give a fuck.
Why do I care?
- I love Southwest.
- I wouldn't say I love it.
- You know that I don't, right?
- Yeah.
- You didn't, I thought you were going to jump on me for that.
- No, but I'll fly it.
I don't care.
I just don't give a shit.
- Me too, me too.
- Do you know what's like slay pussy purr?
- I know slay, slay.
- Slay pussy purr?
- Mm-hmm.
- Slay is a term in the gay community that means like go off.
- Yeah.
- But pussy purr, I don't know.
- Yeah, it's pussy purr.
- It's the same thing, but my friends, like the girls,
they see it in like one line.
- You make the pussy purr.
- You make the pussy purr.
- You better believe it.
- Not actual pussy purr.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But like you say, oh, slay pussy purr, purr, slay purr.
- Ah, appropriating gay culture.
- Very good.
- Stealing from the gays.
- Give me another one.
- That's what you're doing.
- Slay queen.
- You know what, it's a new one.
I don't really use it, but skibbity.
- Skibbity, skibbity do da, skibbity day.
- We started that.
- See, we started that.
- Our generation.
- Skibbity is a word that means nothing.
- Oh.
- No, it says it's bad, like, it's bad.
- Well, let me tell you, the Today Show says,
cool, dumb, bad uses a filler word.
So how would you say it in a sentence?
- I don't know, it's the younger generation.
- I know, if it's nothing, it's like, um.
- You know, skibbity.
- How was the party last night?
- How was the party last night?
- It was all skibbity dong.
- No, that's not, that can't be it.
- That's it, it was nothing.
- You sound like, you sound like an old guy going,
hey, young kid.
- No, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah, that sounds weird.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Skibbity toilet.
- What?
- Skibbity toilet?
- I don't know what's skibbity toilet.
- See, even you don't know.
- Yeah.
- Stealing is phantom tax.
- Stealing is phantom tax?
- Phantom, phantom.
- Phantom or phantom?
- Phantom.
- Phantom.
- It's gotta be phantom.
- Phantom tax is known as phantom income or dry income.
- This is like a tax.
- What are you talking about, taxes?
- It's, that's what they're saying.
- Oh, I know what phantom tax is.
It's residuals in our world.
- Yeah, phantom.
- Right?
- Phantom.
- Yeah, sometimes like for instance.
- Phantom tax, an internet slang term describing
the theft of food between friends.
- The F-A-N-U-M.
- Phantom tax.
It's the theft of food between friends.
Man, the future is fucked.
- It's fucked.
- What are we talking about?
- Phantom tax.
- Stealing food from your friends.
- So if you, I have french fries, go steal it.
- Here, mom.
- I'm gonna charge you a phantom tax.
Is that what it is?
- Skibbity no.
- I don't fucking.
- I don't know, I don't know.
- When we were young though,
do you remember,
I don't know if this was like this for you,
but like at lunch.
- Yeah.
- I never, okay, my parents never,
my parents worked.
My mom never made lunch.
So I had to buy lunch at school, school lunches.
And all the time, I didn't wanna spend money.
So I would steal,
or I just ask friends for their side shit,
for their leftovers.
Did you do that?
- No.
- Oh yeah, you were rich.
- I wasn't rich, I just wouldn't do it.
I'd rather starve.
- I would just be like, can I have that?
- No, can I have your apple?
That's insane.
- Yeah, people will go, yeah, I don't want it.
- Yeah, but that you would rely on it.
So sometimes you probably got a bunch of no's
and then you didn't eat.
- Some days.
- Yeah, yeah.
So your mom didn't-
- No, I'm kidding.
- Your mom didn't pack you a lunch?
- No, no, no, she never did.
But here's what she would do.
She'd leave me $2 on the planning desk,
on the desk by the door.
She goes, there's two or $3 there.
And then what I would do is,
if I'm being real, I'm not joking around now,
all jokes aside, I wanted the money.
So I would save the $2 a day
and just steal other people's food.
- Oh, you're a hustler.
- Yeah, so I had, so then by the end of the week,
I'd have five, I'd have 10 to 15 bucks.
- Look up Korean school lunch, what they'd sell.
- They're so good.
- Do you ever seen the photos of these?
Korean school lunches?
- It's so unfair. - No, what do they give them?
- What does that say?
Grilled Australian Shepherd?
- Dude, that's at school, dude.
- Wow. - Yeah.
- That's insane.
- It's insane.
- That's an American school lunch on the left.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Dude, that, by the way, zoom in.
The, dude, I am having flashback nightmares.
- I know.
- In the top left, the fucking peas and carrots cut up.
They're hard as a rock.
They're not even cooked.
It's so fucking gross that they fed that.
That shit was so gross, it was so wack.
- The patty and the hamburger,
I found an ice cube in one in high school.
There's a full blown ice cube in there.
- By the way, that carton of milk never was cold.
It was left out on a shelf.
- Oh, there's different states now.
- Well, Oregon, yeah.
- Of course, Oregon's better.
- Yeah, way better.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, it's all Chinese.
- What state has the worst school food?
- Oh, let's guess.
What state has the worst lunch food?
High school or element, high school lunch food?
- Okay, let me try to guess.
State.
- Mississippi.
- I don't know.
- Mississippi.
- Louisiana.
- Wow.
- Fuck, we're right next door.
- It has the worst in the country based on several favorites.
- How many fruits and vegetables?
And the state is followed by Idaho.
And the most popular lunch is pizza cheeseburger.
Pizza cheeseburger?
- That's good.
- I bet it.
- Yeah.
- Pizza cheeseburger does sound fucking good.
- That's pretty good, yeah.
Wow.
That's incredible.
- Oh, by the way, when I was up in San Francisco,
when I went to go golf at this place,
they do a famous thing called a burger dog.
Look up Olympic club burger dog.
This was, dude, I got here.
A buddy took me as I was a guest.
This, I could eat fucking a thousand of these.
- Oh my God, they look so good.
- Dude, I'm not even kidding.
- Yeah.
- You have one of these fucking things and you're like,
I don't even feel like playing golf.
I could just eat this all fucking day.
I could eat a hundred of them.
They're so fucking good.
And I don't know why.
No one else does it.
- That looks so good.
- It's unbelievable.
- It's like a Philly cheesesteak almost a little, no?
- Kinda, yeah, kinda.
- Kinda, yeah.
I think we should wrap up by talking about
the David Chang thing that we did, no?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do you want the picture?
- What?
No, we don't have the picture.
I mean, we were there, dude.
Yeah, I don't know what they look like.
I lived it, you know?
- Fucking God.
- Is he bringing it?
Oh no.
- Please don't bring it.
- Did you see us do David Chang's dinner time?
- Who's David Chang?
- You know, you don't support us.
We were trying to get you a visa to stay in this country.
You don't support us.
You don't love us.
You say you love us.
You don't clean his house when you're supposed to, you know.
- I don't know who's David Chang.
- You really hurt my feelings.
- He's a chef.
- Oh.
- Famous chef.
- Oh.
- A very famous chef.
- So he has a Netflix show
where he cooks stuff for his friends.
We were on it live.
So Andrew and I did it.
- So good.
- It was very good.
And I have to say--
- Go watch it on Netflix.
- What the heck?
- Oh my God.
He started off with Wagyu sliders in little Hawaiian rolls.
- Yeah.
- Wagyu sliders.
- You ate all of it.
- I couldn't stop.
- Wow.
- I couldn't stop.
Dude, it's so good.
And then he made us like lightly fried scallops
and lightly fried crab.
- Crab, yeah.
- Crab, so good.
- Yeah.
- Then we had ramen with more Wagyu in it.
- With tofu, with spicy tofu.
- Yeah, with burnt rice.
- Burnt rice, crispy rice.
- Crispy rice, I mean, yeah.
- Then he made us--
- Dude, so then he made a creme fraiche.
- Cheesecake.
- Cheesecake.
- With caviar.
- Yeah.
And the breading was Ritz crackers.
- Ritz crackers.
- Right.
And then a bunch of caviar.
And I'm telling you right now, dude,
that was the best thing I've ever eaten in my life.
- It was so soft.
- You know what, what do you think a cloud tastes like
if you could bite a cloud?
- Yeah.
- It tastes like I ate a little slice of heaven in my mouth.
And by the way--
- Like Jesus pussy.
- Jesus pussy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And he never made it before.
- He never made it before.
He improvised it.
- Oh.
- He's a culinary genius.
- Yeah.
- And he's a really good dude.
And we did it.
People should watch it on Netflix
and you should have watched it, by the way.
- Yeah, that was a fun--
- Is he better than your other chef friend, Tito Bobby?
- Careful.
- Who's the other chef friend?
- The one on the bear.
- Matty Matheson?
- Oh, Matty.
- Yes.
- They make two different kinds of food.
It's not competition.
- Okay.
- There are two different styles.
- I think during that thing that, you know,
I think I overdid it up front.
Because you gave me a look.
- What are you talking about?
- When we did the live.
- Yeah.
- For some reason, because it's live,
I'm like, I gotta stand up and do things.
- Yeah, you put on a show.
- I try to put on a show.
- You're a showman.
- I know, but then you were sitting there
and you were looking,
'cause you were so calm in the pocket.
And I looked at y