Name: Hawaiian Locals Were NOT a Fan...
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hawaiian Locals Were NOT a Fan...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hawaiian Locals Were NOT a Fan...' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-28. Transcript available.

entertainment weekly party last night that's the hot one it's like that's the
one the real people
are there there's the deadpool people there's um what's the rings of power
people and i want to
say some things about them i will not okay okay i will not i just the arrogance
but i will not oh
but then there was this half chinese half white dude handsome but he looked
like maybe like a
wolverine but he wasn't wolverine and he goes hey man i'm in mortal combat i go
okay relax dude and he
goes he's lu kang no so i'm also in deadpool wow and i go cool and he goes i'm
a huge fan of bad
friends and i just can i please take a photo so i got some of that love that
yeah yeah i love that
guy lewis tan yeah yeah look yeah put images there he is oh wow that guy's so
this dude right dude oh
my god holy shit this dude right here dude hugged the shit out of my body hey
hey take it away i'm
gonna come yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna take it away i'm coming on look at him that
dude right there dude
oh my god he's gorgeous this guy this guy's great pissing me off and he he gets
it this guy gets it
what pussy yeah he gets a lot of it he gets a lot of pussy but he also his body
his body is very good
what do you eat what do you eat lewis tan dude lewis tan he eats he eats pussy
for sure for sure
yeah that's for sure yeah appetizer and dessert i don't know what he gets for
his entree but
like how do you get a stomach that looks like that i don't know but he's also
smell and texture dude
it's about the smell and texture he smells good and he feels good yeah the
texture of his jacket
he was wearing one of those like hot guy jacket hot jack yeah i don't even know
where to get it
oh man's store we don't we can't even get those stores we can't even get it you
know it's like
you know what i mean hot guy stores t-rex leather oh how do you get t-rex
leather wow you know what
i mean like that's even that's not around he gets it he went to he has a time
machine went back
killed a t-rex with his hands you know i mean he yeah yeah skinned it right
dried it out you know
what i mean and brought anyway so and the smell where do you smell is that big
dick energy smell what is
that it's a smell of like oaky i bet you he doesn't even have cologne he
probably just smells that dude
so good some guys just smell good and would i and ask me if i want to suck his
some people smell bad
ask me if i yeah well this is that's the people but am i put that out but i um
would ask me if i
suck it would you say no look at me look at me liar look at me liar look at me
look at me in the eyes
when you i like it i'm a fan okay dude anyway this guy was cool and there was a
lot of those there was
another the guy that he's like the show runner for dexter that shows so good
and he goes yeah i'm a big
well i love what you and andrew are doing yeah so people they're they're out
there they're out there
but then but the most of them are like what is he doing here oh fuck those
people yeah they can go
fuck you know what they're not what they're not shaka they're not that's what i
knew i didn't know
the word they're not but that's not they don't have the shock ago no shaka talk
to me about hawaii
what'd you do shaka shaka shaka shaka i love hawaii give me the give me the
positive but can i be
honest about hawaiians yeah am i crazy you've been to hawaii enough do hawaiians
kind of hate white
people yeah there it is okay thank you so much that's what i was just gonna say
how they did how
lee yeah yeah when i come down the road they go oh i thought it was toto that
girl from the movie
no they don't really have the same sense of humor do you understand yeah do you
know what i mean
they're uh like every time i try to make jokes with locals
it's a different kind of a huge sense of humor yeah seriously because i like we
went to a restaurant and
i was like hi we'd like to check in for bowling yeah yeah and and the woman was
like there is no
bowling oh right right and i was like yeah no just dinner that we're just
having dinner can you say
something and of course can you say something what not that funny
yeah yeah not that funny it was just a slight i don't know
i'm at the let go it's small i'm at i'm the hostess aloha aloha shaka shakaloha
mahalo mahalo mahalo
hi uh we're here for the aids benefit that's funny okay that's funny all right
that's funny yeah yeah
no but it was just a small throwaway but i feel like a lot of people they hate
us
yeah they hate they hate you not me but i'm not a regular wife i know i know
you're not and i will
tell the home is a regular i'm invited to the meetings thank you please yeah
yeah yeah it's in
paella in maui i go every year wow right right it's a it's at what you know the
road to hana it's
the first mountain on the top we have a beautiful right and there's a crane
bird there it's beautiful
anyway um do you eat it no no no it's just there right and i'll tell them but
um because i'm asian
yeah you have a pass yeah i for some reason i never get shit and i love it yeah
that's why i go there
so much hawaii i know yeah and it's like um when i was uh on when i used to do
magnum like people used
to come right to the set and go who's local to the like people the cameraman
all these people i'm like
what the you guys only locals should be working on the show like people would
like literally yeah
come and protest in that way right and we're like you know with like any colonized
place it's like we
won right i mean you guys were the kings of it you know what i mean you guys
died in france you got
driven out now in italy now in vietnam you got driven out right no you're not
french he's spanish
yeah spanish what do they take spanish took the philippines you were driven out
well they took
everywhere i mean they're pretty actually we were kicked out of everything they
conquered like
everything yeah i'm not saying that's a good behavior it's bad behavior no it's
really bad it's
really bad what you guys did was really bad look at that argentina are you guys
mad at the spanish
you're filipino i'm kind of in the middle but there's some people in the philippines
that hate
like korean fancy oh and we hate koreans yeah hey koreans no because koreans
hate on us too yeah no we
don't we just look down on you every time i go to um koreatown i feel so little
no dude not in
koreatown but in the philippines i've seen them yeah and can i say they're not
my koreans
when i look at those koreans i go what are you being cocky about look at you
you're the ones that
got kicked out of korea yeah you're fat more yellow than most i don't like it
right they don't have the
skill set you're not sigh you're not you know sigh they can't they can't direct
films unless you're
a goddam style yeah yeah chill out yeah yeah you have to you got or king jung-un
number one he's the
number one king and i i saw i shocked my way through the island i went on a
five mile hike
loved it into a ravine what's really weird is i mean this is public what's a
ravine a ravine is
like a big huge valley any water used to run through it um we were on the
island of lanai do you know
lanai yeah i made the way you're talking to right now it's a little talking
down no i don't know you're
on the island of lanai you know lanai it's like relax dude howley do you know
it i do know
lanai have you been have we been on lanai no then no so go ahead larry ellison
bought it
a couple years ago and it's really weird that's the guy but i asked every local
like because you know
there were some fans there which was nice people would be like yo we're a big
guy right right and i
was like oh thank you that's great and then so i would talk to the locals and
befriend them
and everyone i was like be honest do you like it or do you hate it that larry
you know what i mean
because this rich white guy buys the island and all of them were the same they
were like no it's pretty
he's done some good like he's he's keeping it he's keeping it legit he hasn't
with the locals you know
what i mean like he's doing the thing to like not get in their way but i could
tell there's a little
undercurrent where they're like but if he up we'll kill him they're not gonna
do nothing i don't know
dude you're on their island yeah you're right three thousand people it's small
it's beautiful you were
there the that's the only island you're at yeah where else would i want to go
what are you doing
there vacation lady what the what the oh dude shaka dude shaka dog dude um yeah
i went hiking but
the best part is because i stayed up in the mountain so it was like a different
it wasn't like hawaii it
wasn't like a beach i wasn't at a beach resort no i saw the room that's nice it
was so nice and they
had little and they had little um onsens little japanese onsens in the forest
you could go sit
is that incense you're trying to say onsen oh onsen onsen okay on young
how say oh how say oh yeah uh and there was little like hot tub onsens in the
middle of
the forest you were surrounded by it was incredible it was honestly but there's
signs out there that say
uh because it's an adult only resort no children and there's signs everywhere
that says no alcohol
and no bodily fluids oh well i'm out no fucking yeah yeah you can't oh you can't
fuck you can't
fuck in the onsen you can't oh you have enough but you can fuck a lot of
everywhere else yeah you can
fuck you do you fuck outside or no oh yeah oh yeah yeah inside outside upside
down on the roof in the
lobby in the front lobby yeah we were checking in wait is that the island where
remember the monk
was that not it was um dalai lama it's you know there's seven is that vortex or
energy and energy
vortexes oh and why there is one but then you can't get near it what do you
mean you'll die
no there's like people guarding it so you can't go to the energy whoa i want to
go
yeah there we go they all are yeah there's how many is there do i have it wrong
how many vortexes are
there one two look what does that say world map of major what there's like
seven major ones and
shocker yeah yeah shocker you