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Well, one cat, there was one cat that had one leg.
That's not bad.
It was really tough to look at.
Why?
One leg.
It had one leg.
I've seen it.
Can we talk about fashion special needs cats for just for a second?
100%.
Yeah.
So there are certain things they don't know how to do, like lick their paws or
they lick something else.
Did they miss?
I mean, I mean.
I want to lick my paws and they're missing it.
I mean, what do they do?
You know what I mean?
I mean.
They just have needs.
I know what they do.
I know what they do.
Special needs guys, right?
They cover the poo first and then poo.
They don't know the order.
What else do they do?
Right.
Anyway.
Beautiful cats.
Beautiful cats.
Yeah, yeah.
Beautiful cats.
Wow.
And then how many of them were there?
Of the special needs ones?
Yeah.
Maybe like 30 or 40.
There was a lot of cats.
Yeah.
It was hard.
Yeah.
It was hard because you.
Yeah.
But I donated.
We donated a lot of money.
So it made me feel better about it.
Can you bring your own food?
That's what I would do.
They have.
They give you the scoop of their food.
Oh, right.
They want the cats.
But the funny thing is a lot of these cats at these places, they're overfed
already.
They're fat as fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you're like, I don't even know if I should give this guy more food.
There was one who couldn't even meow.
He morphed.
He was like.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was so fucking fat.
He was a orphan.
He wasn't even meow.
I was like, oh, my God.
And they're probably all clipped, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they have to be clipped.
Yeah, but because they're roaming around free outside.
If it wasn't, imagine.
Oh, yeah.
If I was a cat, oh, my God.
Fucking.
I'd have 10,000 babies.
You'd be Genghis Khan.
Yeah, I would even go to that living cage area where you were and do them.
In the geriatric cage?
Yeah, I don't care.
Yeah, if you're a cat.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you care?
Like, I don't think they have like, oh, that cat's like not licking his paws
right.
You know what I mean?
I'm still gonna, I'm still gonna tap that.
Cats don't know.
They don't know.
They don't have the same kind of like issues we do as a human.
What do you think a cat thinks when it sees another disabled cat?
Yeah, yeah.
It doesn't think anything.
No, cats are smart.
They're thinking.
Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
A dog would just be like, we're all the same.
We're all the same.
We're all the same.
Let's slow that cat in.
Yeah.
Do they think, you know what I mean?
Why can't he get up here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's wrong with him?
I'm gonna go down there and do it, you know?
I like when cats, when they paw each other, you know?
A few of them were kind of getting fight.
I love that.
And they put their hand up slow and they like show the other cat.
They're like, hey, I'm gonna fucking hit you.
Yeah.
And the other cat's like winces.
And then they start beating.
Like they were fighting.
It was awesome.
But they show it, which I think is cool.
They're like, look, look, look.
Yeah.
I'm gonna fucking hit you.
Yeah.
And then they fucking start to smack them.
Here's the thing about cats, what I don't like.
Because, you know, now I'm a single dude living with three cats.
So it can be completely quiet for 24 hours.
You're sleeping.
Yeah.
And then you hear, like you hear like this abrupt noise, right?
And there's something going on.
Here's another thing I caught Ming doing.
Are they fighting?
Yeah, something.
They do things too that you go, should I go take them to the, because there's
something going on.
What does she do?
So Ming was staring at nothing.
Just like off into space?
No, it was just, she was staring at something, but there was nothing there.
Oh.
Then your house is haunted.
But then she got scared.
Stay shaka.
So this is what she did.
She was staring at nothing.
And then she went.
Like, and I ran out the house.
I ran out the house.
You moved.
You moved.
You put your house for sale.
See, they do things like that.
By the way, that's because your house is haunted.
What?
Your house is 100% haunted.
I could feel it.
Whenever I visit your house, I get scared.
The first time I went over to your house, you told me to go downstairs.
I went downstairs.
You were like in the room.
That's my dad.
Because his, you know, the box is down there.
Oh, it's downstairs.
Yeah, yeah.
Because every time I go downstairs, it feels.
Yeah.
It feels like I can, like, you can, there's almost like a, you know, there's
like a vortex.
A vortex, yeah.
And a vortex, I can.
Do you really feel, now be honest with you.
I swear, I swear, I do feel in your house.
The fuck, man, shut the fuck up.
Really?
Yes.
What do you mean?
I swear, I promise.
Oh, no.
Honestly, have you, you've been to my house?
I mean, it's not a light energy.
Dude, that was the most honest you've ever been, dude.
The downstairs.
The upstairs is.
That's what I'm saying, the downstairs part.
The downstairs is fucking weird.
Downstairs is not a positive energy.
No, it's not.
You, McCoy, you really believe that?
Well, yeah, I think the statue at the front kind of scared me, too.
Oh, it's the statue, maybe.
No, the statue's not it.
That's not, he's just a pussy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not it.
It's, I have a, if people don't know, I have a gigantic red statue.
Of a guy.
Of a Japanese man bowing.
It's huge.
It's probably taller than.
You.
Yeah, it's taller than me for sure.
Yeah.
Anyway, and I have this gigantic window, and when people come to my, I have
this gigantic
orange door.
I'm not giving anything away, right?
No.
And this orange metallic door, right?
And there's a gigantic window next to it, and there's a Japanese, who's solid
red, bowing.
But I do that so that for intruders.
Right, so they get scared away.
They get scared.
It's actually very smart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or McCones.
Yeah, or McCones.
Idiots.
Yeah, idiots, yeah.
But that downstairs, one time I was walking down there, I think I was going to
like get
something out of the garage, and yeah, I was helping set up for the party with
Kalilah,
and I went down there, and it was, and I thought I heard someone talk to me,
and I turned around,
and I was like, what?
Oh my God, here we go.
And nobody was there, and then I sat for, you know when you just like stay
still for a
second, because you're like waiting for it to happen again?
And like quietly, I heard, if are you gay?
I kill everybody.
And I was like, Bobby's dad?
Yeah.
If you're gay.
If you're gay, I kill everybody.
Incredible.
I said, thank you, Mr. Lee.
Yeah.
I'm not gay.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Sometimes it's fun for us.
Yeah, some kind of comic book goes, some Asian guy goes, I love when you guys
do Asian,
Asian accents, and I go, oh, cool.
But then some white guys sometimes go, I don't like it.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, but I like it.
It's how we have fun.
We have fun with it.
We're kids.
We're children.
We're kids, yeah.
We're big, dumb kids.
Yeah.
And you're?
Yeah.
Also a dumb kid.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I just want to ask you to Bobby something.
Okay, here we go.
What's else?
It's like disturbing me.
Okay, go ahead.
All right.
What is it?
Is it because you're at my house?
No, like what I'm seeing right now.
Oh.
What?
What's that thing on your eye?
What thing?
What thing?
Oh, there's like a cut by your eye.
Oh, dude.
Oh, I can tell you what it is.
Last night.
Last night, dude.
Someone said it on your face?
No, it was fucking ridiculous.
What?
So this guy named John, I forget his last name, but he was in, he's one of
those really funny
actors, but he also, I did a show called Inside Job on Netflix with him.
He's like this older, like old school comedian guy.
He's a big guy too.
Okay.
You know, and he was completely drunk and he was like, he was on the street
going, free
back, free back, me, me, me, like singing.
I don't know what he was singing, dude.
Cool.
But he was like, I gotta, gotta go to country, bro.
You know what I mean?
He was like, free back, free back.
You know what I mean?
And I was like, I go, you're not, I go, you're not going no free.
I don't know what I said, right?
I don't, I don't even like, because he's drunk so you can say whatever, right?
Yeah.
You don't know, I don't know about free back.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what he was saying.
And then like, so I started doing that.
I said, free back, free back.
Right?
And then he, he kind of lunged and like tried to choke me.
What?
He tried to choke and his glasses fell.
And then one of his thumbs went into my fucking eye.
It's like two in the morning.
You forgot to tell this story?
What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I forgot.
And I go, free back, free back.
And I go, what the fuck?
And all the other voices, all these old school voiceover actors, like right
there in this middle.
Did he feel bad or he was laughing?
He's like, hey, Lee.
Because all those older guys too, call me Lee for some reason.
Oh, yeah.
I go, Lee, did I cut you?
Yeah.
I go, yeah, man, I'm going to go to my room.
Yeah, but that was exactly what happened.
He's so talented and funny, that guy.
God, he does all the voices for all those people.
Yeah, dude, he is so gifted.
He does everything.
He does Jake.
Yeah.
He does all those people.
He's so good, that guy.
Maybe he was practicing for a role.
But when he's drunk, stay away because he'll try to choke you.
And I don't know what song that was.
It was like he was doing something.
It was very funny because I saw him from across the street.
Sing it again.
And he was also doing this.
And he was so drunk.
What?
Yeah, he's like, I think he had liquor in his hand.
He's like, freeback, freeback, me.
Free, me, I got none.
You know what I mean?
Oh.
I don't know what it was.
Oh, oh.
And he was improvising a song.
That's a Bob Dylan song.
Oh, yeah, maybe Bob Dylan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does that one sound familiar?
Yeah.
Now do you know who it is?
But, yeah.
Freeback, freeback, cut, okay.
Yeah.
He did cut me.
He cut me.
I can't believe he cut you on your fucking eye.
Let me see.
Look at me for a second.
Right.
What'd you get at 7-Eleven?
I was looking for Epsom salt and they didn't have any.
You want to have a soak?
Yeah.
Were you going to take a soak?
How come they don't have Epsom salt at 7-Eleven?
Because crackheads probably use them.
Smoke it.
Smoke it.
They're probably smoking.
I love Epsom salt.
They don't sell salts anymore in bath salts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You love a good bath?
A little bath?
Dude, I love bombs.
I love bath bombs and I love soaps and I love Epsom salt a lot.
I'll say this.
You'll never do this, but you could do an OnlyFans of just you in a tub talking.
In a tub and it would make unbelievable money because in my mind, I know what I
look like
in a tub because I'm big, so it's hard for me to take bath, but you.
You think I can lay down flat in a tub?
Yep.
I can't.
Yes, you can.
There's some bending.
Yes, you can.
My little gumdrop, you fit right in there.
Yeah.
I can do.
Okay.
By the way, you could hide in a tub in a game of hide and seek with you and I.
You can hide in a tub.
I wouldn't see it.
Okay, go on.
Move on.
Do you think if I do a vlog?
You vlog from the tub.
Yeah.
People would pay for that.
People also want me to vlog me starting a new farm on Stardew Valley too.
So people want to see it, but I don't want to do it.
Why don't you do that?
Maybe.
I think you should.
I do love baths.
I do love taking a nice, beautiful.
Yeah.
And also white dudes always go, it's always white dudes.
They're like, why are you taking a bath?
You're like sleeping.
You're like laying in your own filth.
But what he did.
Well, I don't know how white people take baths, but this is how I take a bath.
I don't plug it up in the beginning.
I sit, you know, sitting, sitting the way, you know, the natives just sit.
Native style.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't you put your legs over the side of the tub and you let the water rush on
your pussy
though, don't you?
Yeah, I do that too.
Yeah, yeah.
But I sit that way and then I like, I don't clog up the tub and I do a pre-wash
first.
Pre-wash.
Scrub, wash, anus, penis, the whole thing.
Rinse all that.
And then I plug and then I do the bath.
So you're not bathing in your own filth.
Right.
I mean, it's just an easy thing.
And then I do two.
I do that.
Then I go to the shower.
You shower after the bath.
Oh, yeah.
That's insane.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I do the major, I do my leg work and my back work in the shower.
What do you mean?
You're working out?
No, cleaning.
What do you mean leg work and back work?
Dude, I, fuck, you're so dumb, dude.
I love you.
But the cloth, remember we talked about the cloth?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I lay the cloth on it.
I put two different body washes on it, right?
Because I like mixing up.
How long is it for you to take a shower?
40 minutes?
50 minutes?
Bath, shower, probably 45 minutes.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
No wonder you're fucking late all the time.
It's a ritual.
It is a ritual.
So what I do is I, you know what I mean?
Then I put two squirts, you know, I have a lot of body wash, right?
Yeah.
Tell everyone, like how many bottles?
Like 10?
Yeah, yeah, 10 bottles.
What?
I mix them.
I mix the smells, man.
You like different smells?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why not?
Yeah.
Right?
And then I grind and do a lather.
Mm-hmm.
Back work.
Right, back work.
Leg work.
Back work.
Back work, right?
And then I rinse and I rinse and I rinse.
Then I do thigh work.
And then I do, then I sometimes will go after the third time, go back to the
bathtub and do specific
feet work.
So this is a whole day?
Yeah, it's a whole thing.
And I do it every night.
Wow.
And you know what?
I'm sure I used probably 10 times the amount of water.
I always feel like I'm going to get out, like somebody's going to show up at my
house
and go, it's enough, dude.
They will send you a note.
One time we sprung a leak in the backyard when we were out of town.
Yeah.
LADWP was like, you're using an absurd amount of fucking water.
How do they know?
Because the meter, they track your meter.
They know.
Oh, they do?
They're like, you're using a comical amount of water.
Wow.
I was like, what's going on?
But I don't do any for my lawn.
You don't have a lawn.
I know, that's why.
It's great.
I don't have a lawn.
You have no lawn.
I have fake grass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no real grass there.
No.
Yeah, you wouldn't need it.
Sign off, Rudy.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Woo-hoo, yeah, woo-hoo, yeah, woo-hoo, yeah, woo-hoo, yeah.

Rudy Thinks Bobby's House is Haunted

Well, one cat, there was one cat that had one leg.
That's not bad.
It was really tough to look at.
Why?
One leg.
It had one leg.
I've seen it.
Can we talk about fashion special needs cats for just for a second?
100%.
Yeah.
So there are certain things they don't know how to do, like lick their paws or
they lick something else.
Did they miss?
I mean, I mean.
I want to lick my paws and they're missing it.
I mean, what do they do?
You know what I mean?
I mean.
They just have needs.
I know what they do.
I know what they do.
Special needs guys, right?
They cover the poo first and then poo.
They don't know the order.
What else do they do?
Right.
Anyway.
Beautiful cats.
Beautiful cats.
Yeah, yeah.
Beautiful cats.
Wow.
And then how many of them were there?
Of the special needs ones?
Yeah.
Maybe like 30 or 40.
There was a lot of cats.
Yeah.
It was hard.
Yeah.
It was hard because you.
Yeah.
But I donated.
We donated a lot of money.
So it made me feel better about it.
Can you bring your own food?
That's what I would do.
They have.
They give you the scoop of their food.
Oh, right.
They want the cats.
But the funny thing is a lot of these cats at these places, they're overfed
already.
They're fat as fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you're like, I don't even know if I should give this guy more food.
There was one who couldn't even meow.
He morphed.
He was like.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was so fucking fat.
He was a orphan.
He wasn't even meow.
I was like, oh, my God.
And they're probably all clipped, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they have to be clipped.
Yeah, but because they're roaming around free outside.
If it wasn't, imagine.
Oh, yeah.
If I was a cat, oh, my God.
Fucking.
I'd have 10,000 babies.
You'd be Genghis Khan.
Yeah, I would even go to that living cage area where you were and do them.
In the geriatric cage?
Yeah, I don't care.
Yeah, if you're a cat.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you care?
Like, I don't think they have like, oh, that cat's like not licking his paws
right.
You know what I mean?
I'm still gonna, I'm still gonna tap that.
Cats don't know.
They don't know.
They don't have the same kind of like issues we do as a human.
What do you think a cat thinks when it sees another disabled cat?
Yeah, yeah.
It doesn't think anything.
No, cats are smart.
They're thinking.
Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
A dog would just be like, we're all the same.
We're all the same.
We're all the same.
Let's slow that cat in.
Yeah.
Do they think, you know what I mean?
Why can't he get up here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's wrong with him?
I'm gonna go down there and do it, you know?
I like when cats, when they paw each other, you know?
A few of them were kind of getting fight.
I love that.
And they put their hand up slow and they like show the other cat.
They're like, hey, I'm gonna fucking hit you.
Yeah.
And the other cat's like winces.
And then they start beating.
Like they were fighting.
It was awesome.
But they show it, which I think is cool.
They're like, look, look, look.
Yeah.
I'm gonna fucking hit you.
Yeah.
And then they fucking start to smack them.
Here's the thing about cats, what I don't like.
Because, you know, now I'm a single dude living with three cats.
So it can be completely quiet for 24 hours.
You're sleeping.
Yeah.
And then you hear, like you hear like this abrupt noise, right?
And there's something going on.
Here's another thing I caught Ming doing.
Are they fighting?
Yeah, something.
They do things too that you go, should I go take them to the, because there's
something going on.
What does she do?
So Ming was staring at nothing.
Just like off into space?
No, it was just, she was staring at something, but there was nothing there.
Oh.
Then your house is haunted.
But then she got scared.
Stay shaka.
So this is what she did.
She was staring at nothing.
And then she went.
Like, and I ran out the house.
I ran out the house.
You moved.
You moved.
You put your house for sale.
See, they do things like that.
By the way, that's because your house is haunted.
What?
Your house is 100% haunted.
I could feel it.
Whenever I visit your house, I get scared.
The first time I went over to your house, you told me to go downstairs.
I went downstairs.
You were like in the room.
That's my dad.
Because his, you know, the box is down there.
Oh, it's downstairs.
Yeah, yeah.
Because every time I go downstairs, it feels.
Yeah.
It feels like I can, like, you can, there's almost like a, you know, there's
like a vortex.
A vortex, yeah.
And a vortex, I can.
Do you really feel, now be honest with you.
I swear, I swear, I do feel in your house.
The fuck, man, shut the fuck up.
Really?
Yes.
What do you mean?
I swear, I promise.
Oh, no.
Honestly, have you, you've been to my house?
I mean, it's not a light energy.
Dude, that was the most honest you've ever been, dude.
The downstairs.
The upstairs is.
That's what I'm saying, the downstairs part.
The downstairs is fucking weird.
Downstairs is not a positive energy.
No, it's not.
You, McCoy, you really believe that?
Well, yeah, I think the statue at the front kind of scared me, too.
Oh, it's the statue, maybe.
No, the statue's not it.
That's not, he's just a pussy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not it.
It's, I have a, if people don't know, I have a gigantic red statue.
Of a guy.
Of a Japanese man bowing.
It's huge.
It's probably taller than.
You.
Yeah, it's taller than me for sure.
Yeah.
Anyway, and I have this gigantic window, and when people come to my, I have
this gigantic
orange door.
I'm not giving anything away, right?
No.
And this orange metallic door, right?
And there's a gigantic window next to it, and there's a Japanese, who's solid
red, bowing.
But I do that so that for intruders.
Right, so they get scared away.
They get scared.
It's actually very smart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or McCones.
Yeah, or McCones.
Idiots.
Yeah, idiots, yeah.
But that downstairs, one time I was walking down there, I think I was going to
like get
something out of the garage, and yeah, I was helping set up for the party with
Kalilah,
and I went down there, and it was, and I thought I heard someone talk to me,
and I turned around,
and I was like, what?
Oh my God, here we go.
And nobody was there, and then I sat for, you know when you just like stay
still for a
second, because you're like waiting for it to happen again?
And like quietly, I heard, if are you gay?
I kill everybody.
And I was like, Bobby's dad?
Yeah.
If you're gay.
If you're gay, I kill everybody.
Incredible.
I said, thank you, Mr. Lee.
Yeah.
I'm not gay.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Sometimes it's fun for us.
Yeah, some kind of comic book goes, some Asian guy goes, I love when you guys
do Asian,
Asian accents, and I go, oh, cool.
But then some white guys sometimes go, I don't like it.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, but I like it.
It's how we have fun.
We have fun with it.
We're kids.
We're children.
We're kids, yeah.
We're big, dumb kids.
Yeah.
And you're?
Yeah.
Also a dumb kid.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I just want to ask you to Bobby something.
Okay, here we go.
What's else?
It's like disturbing me.
Okay, go ahead.
All right.
What is it?
Is it because you're at my house?
No, like what I'm seeing right now.
Oh.
What?
What's that thing on your eye?
What thing?
What thing?
Oh, there's like a cut by your eye.
Oh, dude.
Oh, I can tell you what it is.
Last night.
Last night, dude.
Someone said it on your face?
No, it was fucking ridiculous.
What?
So this guy named John, I forget his last name, but he was in, he's one of
those really funny
actors, but he also, I did a show called Inside Job on Netflix with him.
He's like this older, like old school comedian guy.
He's a big guy too.
Okay.
You know, and he was completely drunk and he was like, he was on the street
going, free
back, free back, me, me, me, like singing.
I don't know what he was singing, dude.
Cool.
But he was like, I gotta, gotta go to country, bro.
You know what I mean?
He was like, free back, free back.
You know what I mean?
And I was like, I go, you're not, I go, you're not going no free.
I don't know what I said, right?
I don't, I don't even like, because he's drunk so you can say whatever, right?
Yeah.
You don't know, I don't know about free back.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what he was saying.
And then like, so I started doing that.
I said, free back, free back.
Right?
And then he, he kind of lunged and like tried to choke me.
What?
He tried to choke and his glasses fell.
And then one of his thumbs went into my fucking eye.
It's like two in the morning.
You forgot to tell this story?
What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I forgot.
And I go, free back, free back.
And I go, what the fuck?
And all the other voices, all these old school voiceover actors, like right
there in this middle.
Did he feel bad or he was laughing?
He's like, hey, Lee.
Because all those older guys too, call me Lee for some reason.
Oh, yeah.
I go, Lee, did I cut you?
Yeah.
I go, yeah, man, I'm going to go to my room.
Yeah, but that was exactly what happened.
He's so talented and funny, that guy.
God, he does all the voices for all those people.
Yeah, dude, he is so gifted.
He does everything.
He does Jake.
Yeah.
He does all those people.
He's so good, that guy.
Maybe he was practicing for a role.
But when he's drunk, stay away because he'll try to choke you.
And I don't know what song that was.
It was like he was doing something.
It was very funny because I saw him from across the street.
Sing it again.
And he was also doing this.
And he was so drunk.
What?
Yeah, he's like, I think he had liquor in his hand.
He's like, freeback, freeback, me.
Free, me, I got none.
You know what I mean?
Oh.
I don't know what it was.
Oh, oh.
And he was improvising a song.
That's a Bob Dylan song.
Oh, yeah, maybe Bob Dylan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does that one sound familiar?
Yeah.
Now do you know who it is?
But, yeah.
Freeback, freeback, cut, okay.
Yeah.
He did cut me.
He cut me.
I can't believe he cut you on your fucking eye.
Let me see.
Look at me for a second.
Right.
What'd you get at 7-Eleven?
I was looking for Epsom salt and they didn't have any.
You want to have a soak?
Yeah.
Were you going to take a soak?
How come they don't have Epsom salt at 7-Eleven?
Because crackheads probably use them.
Smoke it.
Smoke it.
They're probably smoking.
I love Epsom salt.
They don't sell salts anymore in bath salts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You love a good bath?
A little bath?
Dude, I love bombs.
I love bath bombs and I love soaps and I love Epsom salt a lot.
I'll say this.
You'll never do this, but you could do an OnlyFans of just you in a tub talking.
In a tub and it would make unbelievable money because in my mind, I know what I
look like
in a tub because I'm big, so it's hard for me to take bath, but you.
You think I can lay down flat in a tub?
Yep.
I can't.
Yes, you can.
There's some bending.
Yes, you can.
My little gumdrop, you fit right in there.
Yeah.
I can do.
Okay.
By the way, you could hide in a tub in a game of hide and seek with you and I.
You can hide in a tub.
I wouldn't see it.
Okay, go on.
Move on.
Do you think if I do a vlog?
You vlog from the tub.
Yeah.
People would pay for that.
People also want me to vlog me starting a new farm on Stardew Valley too.
So people want to see it, but I don't want to do it.
Why don't you do that?
Maybe.
I think you should.
I do love baths.
I do love taking a nice, beautiful.
Yeah.
And also white dudes always go, it's always white dudes.
They're like, why are you taking a bath?
You're like sleeping.
You're like laying in your own filth.
But what he did.
Well, I don't know how white people take baths, but this is how I take a bath.
I don't plug it up in the beginning.
I sit, you know, sitting, sitting the way, you know, the natives just sit.
Native style.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't you put your legs over the side of the tub and you let the water rush on
your pussy
though, don't you?
Yeah, I do that too.
Yeah, yeah.
But I sit that way and then I like, I don't clog up the tub and I do a pre-wash
first.
Pre-wash.
Scrub, wash