Name: Bobby Lee Pranked by FAKE Borderlands Reviews
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Pranked by FAKE Borderlands Reviews' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Pranked by FAKE Borderlands Reviews' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-10. Transcript available.

Borderlands, Borderlands, Bobby's in a new hit movie
out real soon.
- Did you read any reviews?
- Have you?
- I read a couple.
- It was a review, Zach.
- Bring up one of the reviews for Borderlands.
I wanna see it.
The video game adaptation falls short of low expectations.
So they set the bar low, they still went below it.
- Yep.
- There was a pleasant highlight though,
as I must say, almost saved the film for me,
if not his brief appearance.
Bobby Lee, his presence gave me an ease of laughter
that I needed when he appeared on the screen.
If Borderlands did anything right,
he was casting Bobby Lee.
I hope to see him in more in the future.
- Who wrote that?
- With that, I'm signing off.
- Who wrote that?
- As the only redeeming quality of the film.
Thank you, Mr. Lee.
And that was written, go up to the top.
- Yeah.
- That was written by- - Written by who?
- Peter DeBruge.
- Oh, thank you, Peter.
- Go up a little bit.
- What?
- Variety. - Variety.
- Wow, dog.
- Pretty big.
- Were we out?
- So I met up with Bobby last night after the premiere
and Bobby was with a date and we had some friends show up.
- Matt Reif.
Matthew Reif and Jackson McQueen.
- Great guy.
- Funniest thing Bobby did at the night
when I said I had to go,
'cause I had to get up early this morning.
Bobby ordered an Uber, didn't tell anybody.
And then I was like, goodbye, I love you guys.
And I walked out and then Bobby goes,
my Uber's here.
- I love Matt Reif sitting at the table by himself.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's like, what are you doing?
- What do you mean?
- Why didn't you just-
- He's an adult, I have to sit there and chaperone him?
- Well, you have to walk out with him.
- You send me that?
- Yeah, he's gonna post that.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Send me that right there.
- Send him that.
- This is a different one.
- With every storm cloud, there's a silver lining
and that was Bobby Lee.
Seeing him made me smile instantly
and his brief appearance in the film
made me all but miss him.
- Who wrote this?
This can't be real.
I'm so, I'm barely in the movie.
There's no way this is real.
- Listen.
- Dude, you're trying to trick me, dude.
Who wrote this?
- Can I finish?
- Come here, Carlos, come over here for a second.
- Seeing him made me smile instantly.
- Carlos, come over here.
- His brief appearance in the film made me
- Come over here, Carlos.
- All but miss him every night.
- That's very funny, really good trick, dude.
Really good trick, very good.
All right, so let me say something, okay.
The first one you can get me, right?
- Yeah.
- And-
- You got a little greedy, didn't you?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So look at me right now, okay?
- Borderlands had gold in Lee
and I can't wait to see it.
- So the first one, I'm like, that's odd, right?
- Oh good.
- Yeah.
- But the second one, right, now it's fake.
I'm gonna, as a friend, right, did you write these?
- No, dude, I don't know why you can't love yourself.
- Okay, why can't you love yourself?
- All right, Carlos, so you don't know who wrote these.
- Well, go up to the top.
We can read this one, it was written by Katie Walsh.
- Dude, on our friendship, is this a trick?
- Look, she's real, dude.
- Katie Walsh.
- I understand, I knew who Katie Walsh is, right?
- The former White House deputy chief of staff.
- Yeah, yeah, so the former White House chief of staff
wrote that article?
- For Donald Trump.
- Yeah, sure, it's for the LA team.
- Okay, all right, so who wrote it?
Carlos, look at me.
- Katie Walsh did.
- No, no, no.
All right, so Carlos.
- Can I say the funniest part about this?
- Yeah.
- Go back to, it says Katie Walsh wrote it this morning
at 11:35 in the morning.
- I know.
It's not funny.
If that's the review, I'm happy, so that's good.
- I think it's good.
- But if I find out, dude, I swear to fucking God,
I'm gonna rage out.
- Okay.
- All right, so I'm gonna give you one last time,
did you write it?
One last thing.
- Bro, I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know, dude?
- Wait, what was the question?
- Yeah.
- What was the question?
- Is that review real?
- Of course it's real.
- And with my name, so that guy wrote it
with my name in there, so I did a good job.
- Yeah, you're the silver lining.
- Thank you, Bobby Lee.
- Yeah, you're the silver lining.
- Okay, so that's all I need to know.
Let's move on.
- Congratulations.
- Okay, thank you.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
But I'm gonna tell you, if that's not real,
I find out it's not real, even you, McCone,
right, everyone in the room, I swear to God,
on my mother, no, he's fine.
On my mother's life, yeah, on my mother's life,
if that's not real, I will not do your movie at all.
I don't care when you get the money,
I swear to God, on my mother's life.
- I have nothing to do with it.
- All right, so you have nothing to do with the review.
You have nothing to do with it.
- I know, I just pulled it up.
- All right, you pulled it up.
I couldn't pull it up on my phone, all right?
- Why?
- Because it's not real.
- Now, let me ask you something, as a friend, dude.
- Yeah.
- Is that real?
- It looked real to me.
- No, but see, you don't think there's
any tumfoolery going on?
- Unless these gentlemen fooled us.
- This is fun, I gotta get to the bottom of this.
Maybe you too.
- I have nothing to do with this.
- I know you don't, I know.
Let's just move on, let's start the podcast.
- We just did.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, anyway, I didn't think I was good.
- Your date said you were really good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She said to me, she goes, I-
- Let's just move on for a bit,
let's talk about Sneaky Dinky.
- You wanna talk about Sneaky Dinky?
- No, mine's already gone.
- What?
- I liked it.
- Yeah, you did, right, yeah.
You can be dismissed.
- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, I'm excited to go shoot a movie
in Budapest tomorrow.
- That's gonna be great.
- Tomorrow.
- I know, congratulations, dude.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- You're gonna be great.
It's the first time I've been nervous in like a long time.
- Yeah?
- Like I'm actually nervous.
Like I'm genuinely, I haven't been nervous in film.
Like nobody makes me nervous, but it's like-
- Yeah.
- Well, the problem is-
- I don't know, I want it to be good.
- I know, you're in one scene, right?
Or a couple scenes?
- No, no, one scene.
- Right, so, and it's also,
there's a lot of stars in it.
And so they've already been working together.
You probably have to walk into a situation.
- Yeah.
- You're a new guy, you're right.
And so you have to kind of kill it the first-
- First take.
- Take it.
- Out the jump.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So I've gotta make-
- Even rehearsals, you gotta kinda know it.
- Oh, dude, I know every line, line by line.
- Is it a lot?
- I know their lines.
- Is it a lot?
- No, it's five pages.
- Wow.
- But I, no, no, no, my lines aren't five pages.
The scene is a five page scene.
- How many lines do you have?
- One and a half.
- Pages.
- One and a half lines.
- Is it really one and a half lines?
- I only have four lines.
- Wow, and they're flying all the way over there for that.
- For four lines, yeah.
- Yeah, so you're gonna walk in,
you're gonna feel the nerves.
What's the line, do you know?
Make it up.
- I know all of them.
- You know all words?
- I know their lines.
- You memorize the whole thing.
- I know the whole scene.
- You know when people do that, it's like-
- I did that 'cause I really wanted to feel the scene.
I wanted to know what-
- That's what you have to do, is to memorize
other people's lines to feel the scene?
- Well, let's not talk about memorizing lines.
Let's not go toe to toe on that.
- Yeah, okay.
Let's not.
- I memorized the wrong pages.
Today, I'm so defensive.
- And let me tell you.
- I'm still deceived by the borderline.
I'm so mad about it.
- Well, don't be defensive to me, it's not me.
- I know, but I can't even let that go
until I know the truth and then we can move on.
Okay?
- It's awesome.
I'm so happy.
- Dude, I swear to God.
- Dude, it's Peter.
- It is.
- Bro, I promise it's real.
- I promise.
- Let's do, let's look at-
- Okay, Spawn's texting.
- Let's look at some YouTube footage right now
of dogs grabbing GoPros.
Make Bobby happy.
- Okay.
- And by the way, I am, yeah, no, I am nervous to do it.
Oh, here and here, and I'll tell you why.
- Uh-huh.
- Humble, humble pie moment.
- Yeah, go ahead.
I wanna look at his photos.
- I don't wanna fuck up.
- Oh, in the, in the movie?
- I just don't wanna, look at this, a dog with a GoPro.
Boy, oh boy, this is gonna make me feel good.
Go boy.
Yes.
- Oh, you.
- Look at him jump.
- Whoa.
- He can, he can hold it onto his tail?
- It's on his back.
- Oh, so, so, so, so, I thought he was like,
he was like, I don't know what he's doing.
- I don't know what he's doing.
- Yeah, I don't know what he's doing.
- I don't know what he's doing.
Look at his back.
- Oh, so, so, so, I thought he was like,
hooking out with his tail, I go, that guy's so talented.
- Look at him go all the way.
- Dexterity on his tail.
- Does he go to the beach?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Dude, this dog.
- Dude, he's so funny, he just went into the ocean.
- He does, look.
- And the, yeah.
- He's gonna jump right in.
Yay!
- Yay!
- But he just keeps going.
And then you see like, a little fin.
And then.
- Yeah.
- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.