Name: Andrew Santino Calls Out "WORST British Accent Ever"
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Calls Out "WORST British Accent Ever"' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-12. Transcript available.

Andrew Santino Calls Out "WORST British Accent Ever"

- You've always been a sexy man.
- Yeah.
- That came out wrong.
- No, you said it.
- No, no, you've always been an attractive man.
You have a good look.
You have Ricky Ricardo.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I do.
I do get that all the time.
- Can I be your Lucy?
- Yes.
- Is that Ricky Ricardo?
- No, that's what he said.
- I said, "Can I be your Lucy?"
- Lucy, I'm home.
- Oh.
- Do you know Lucy?
- Yeah, I love Lucy.
- Lucille Ball?
- Yeah.
- I'm a redhead?
- Yeah.
- Catch up.
- Okay, all right, so I'm a little behind.
- That's great, but let's modernize.
- Right, right.
- A new Lucy.
- Lucy's trans.
- Yeah.
- Right, there it is.
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Lucy, where's your .
- Wow, that's the opening scene.
Wow, I'm gonna write this down.
- Instead of the chocolate, the chocolate factory
is just all getting replaced.
- Who's the neighbor in Lucy?
- Ethel.
- Fred.
- Fred and Ethel.
- Fred and Ethel.
- Oh yeah, you're Ethel.
- You're Ethel.
- Oh, I have to be Ethel.
- Yeah, 'cause it's also the--
- It's the modern.
- Oh, it's modern, yeah, yeah.
You're both--
- We're trans, so you're Ethel and I'm--
- I don't know what Ethel sounds like.
Let me see if I can do it.
- Lucy, Lucy.
- There it is.
Lucy.
- That's great.
- I wanna do more right.
- It's like British.
- Where's Ricky?
- Now watch this.
- Okay.
- Now do your British accent.
- Hello there.
- Oh, wow.
But that's a little Liverpool.
- Oh, right.
He knows.
- Oh, you know specifics?
- He really does.
- Come on, guy.
Top of the money.
- Oh my God.
- Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
- What the fuck was that?
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Wait, wait, stop.
- We thought my English accent was bad.
He just topped it.
- Wow.
That was--
- By the way, he did an English accent
with an Irish phrase.
- That was so sad.
- Top of the money.
- Wow, wow.
- Let me hear it one more time.
Close our eyes.
Close our eyes.
- You and I, right?
- Yeah.
- We're in Liverpool.
- Oh, I see it now.
- There's a bakery.
- Liverpool.
- Yeah.
- Liverpool.
- Oh no, here comes beans on toast.
- Hello, mate, you all right?
- Hello, chaps.
You're on top of the--
- We're both blind, let's say we're both blind.
- Are we in Cleveland?
- Who's that?
Who goes there?
- Who goes there?
- Who's that?
- Hey, you want some bean and toast?
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
- That is so bad, right?
- That was so bad, yeah.
- Wow.
- So is my wife, right?
- 'Cause you have like a Venezuelan accent.
- Yeah.
- Let's go through the all, can you do--
- What?
- Are you gonna say something else?
- Yeah, yeah.
Can you do other accents that can you do Italian?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, go ahead.
- How are you?
- Okay.
- All right, that's pretty good.
That's actually pretty good.
- That's pretty good.
How about German?
- Yeah.
- Uh, no, I don't know.
- Okay, all right.
Good try.
That's okay.
- No, no, that's okay.
- I gotta hear, I gotta hear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Let me hear you do French.
Do you speak French?
Do you speak French?
Do you speak French?
Do you speak French?
- He speaks a little bit.
- You speak French?
- Not really.
- Not really, a little bit.
- Yeah, it was a little bit.
He said, "Hi, I'm Em."
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I just say the phrases that I know.
- So you have a special coming out?
Is that what it is?
- Yeah, it's out right now on YouTube right now.
It's called Venezuela American.
- Yeah.
- Put it up.
YouTube.
- And where'd you shoot it?
- It's actually a Brad Garrett's comedy club, yeah.
- In Vegas?
- In Vegas, yeah.
- You shot in Vegas?
- Yes.
- Interesting choice.
Why Vegas?
- Well, the thing is like Brad wanted to do like little specials
to then put it on his kind of website, kind of club thing,
but it didn't work out.
But then he was very kind and gave us his specials.
So he's like, "Hey, you can do whatever you want."
- I love Brad Garrett.
- Yeah, he's great.
- Yeah, he's great.
- He's one of the nicest, coolest dudes I've met.
- So nice, so great, loves-
- Does he live there?
- No, he lives in LA, but he has like,
he goes back and forth.
- I've never met him.
- Oh, he's amazing.
- Seriously?
- I've never met Brad Garrett.
- Wow.
- Great, great, great.
- He did, he came-
- That looks good.
- Yeah, it shot really well.
- It shot well, yeah.
- Who did it?
Who shot it?
- Michael Malone is a director.
And then it was shot by them.
I mean, they-
- But was it 800 pound that puts this out?
- I know, after it was done,
then I contacted 800 pound.
- Good.
- 'Cause then to be like, "Hey, can you put it on?"
and you know.
- Is there an audience shot or just like this?
- Were you listening to this thing?
- There was nobody, it's just me.
- Just you and Brad Garrett's club alone?
- Yeah, he was just sitting in front.
I can't hear it, that's why it's like-
- Did Brad-
- Oh, I see the heads, okay.
- Did Brad do some time to open the show?
- He did, yeah, yeah, he did.
- So if you don't know, I don't know if you know this,
but when Brad does his club-
- Yeah.
- He, you split time with him.
Like you co-headline.
- Like if you headline, you do like 10 minutes.
'Cause he goes up first and does like 30 minutes
of crowd work.
- And then you go on.
- Then the feature comes and does like five minutes.
And then he goes up and does another 30 minutes.
And then you go up and you do like the rest,
which is like 10 or 15 minutes.
- So you have to split the stage with him
when you do his club in Vegas.
- And he does all crowd work like-
- Every weekend.
- And like 80s, like don't break clothes every night.
- It is, right?
Isn't it every weekend?
- So if I headline there, he's gonna go,
I'm gonna do all this.
- No, I mean, he's like sometimes,
it's when he's available, he goes and does it.
- But he's there a lot of weekends.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What's a cool thing you do to open up your club?
- It's his club.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And he brings, I mean, the crowd too.
It's not like people are coming to see him, so.
- Oh, so does he promote that he's gonna be there too?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, so he's gonna pack the room up.
- Yeah, so he packs it up.
- So what he's doing, he's doing his service to comics.
- That's great.
- Yeah.
- What a great service.
- Younger comics that go do the room,
he's like, I'm gonna help pack the audience
so they get a better viewpoint of someone they may not know.
- Yeah.
- Which is a fucking huge, that's a big gift.
- Were you nervous there or no?
- No, I wasn't.
- No, no, as a performing, you look great.
I was just before is what I'm saying.
- No, I mean, I already done that club.
It was kind of like, you know, it was a whole week.
So this was like, I think a Friday or Saturday.
So I was already getting.
- How many, how many did you film?
- I think it was two nights, like Friday and Saturday.
- Four shows, two nights?
- It was just in one show.
So one show, one Friday, one Saturday.
- And you wore the same clothes, obviously.
- Yeah, same underwear.
- And it cuts, he's wearing a black t-shirt.
Let's get down to the nitty gritty.
People should watch this special.
Go on YouTube and watch it.
But let's get down to the real business here.
Israel, Palestine, bud.
- Um, peace.
- Top of the mornin'.
- Top of the mornin' to ya?
- Peace, peace, peace.
- Peace and love.
- You also, you know, do you act at all?
- I do.
- You're like, you're good-looking God.
- I've been on Shameless.
I've been on, you know.
- Yeah, he works.
- That's great, no, I know that.
- You know, I just haven't gotten the big part.
But I am gonna be in a movie that's gonna come out,
hopefully this year, called "The Unexpected"
that came, we shot last year.
- Mmm, who's in it?
- It's, uh, Matt Walsh is the-
- I love Matt Walsh.
- He's a great, he's a great guy.
- Talented guy.
- So funny.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Great guy.
- I love this, uh, Fitbit.
Is this a Fitbit?
- Yes, it is.
- Now, do you, you really, this is a-
- I do use it.
- You use it, you do.
- It's great 'cause, uh, it's to count calories, pretty much.
So it's like, whatever-
- What are you, my aunt?
You count calories for real?
- I mean, now I know, like, in terms of like,
I know like, when I'm, if I spend 15,000 calories
during a day, I'm like, oh, I can eat, you know, 2,000.
- 'Cause you've always been in good shape.
So I'm surprised to see you with one of those.
I figured you were just a guy that has always been in shape,
and eats healthy, and works out.
- No, but this actually helped me to kind of like,
be like, okay, how much, if I, if it's a day
that I'm not spending too much calories,
then I don't eat that much.
- Have you ever been fat?
- Uh, when I was little.
- You were a little fat kid.
- Yeah, a little fat kid.
- I would love it.
- I was nerdy too, like, I had like, glasses.
And like, I had the little strings on the glass.
- So like that, you look like that.
You used to look like that.
- Oh my God, it was exactly like that.
- You were a little fat glasses Spanish boy
when you were young?
- Yeah. - But you evolved.
- I evolved, it was like-
- He stayed.
- Yeah, I became a, no, it actually happened in high school.
I remember in high school.
- You were an ugly ducking, duckling, I'm sorry.
- Do it again.
- Can I get that line again?
- Try it again.
- You were an ugly ducking, duckling.
- How's duck hard for you guys to say?
- What?
- Isn't that a bit like a part of your culture?
- Duckling?
- Yeah.
- What do you mean?
- Yeah, duck, duck.
- Duck is so big.
- In China, not in Korea.
- Dumpling for you.
- Yeah, duck, duck dumpling.
- Oh, duck dumpling, yeah, you're right.
- Wow, you know that?
- Yes, they're so good.
- Dumplings are one of my favorite things to get.
- Duck, that's the best, that's rice.
- Din Tai Fung, have you eaten it?
- Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We've eaten it together.
- I know, I love it.
Thank you so much.
- So ask the ugly duckling again, go for it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Have you ever, you were an ugly duckling?
- I was an ugly duckling.
- Wow, how ugly.
- Like him.
- Yeah, okay.
- That ugly?
- Wow.
- No, but you know in those teen movies,
it's like when the girl's like, she's ugly but she's not,
like as soon as they take the glasses off,
I'm like, that was me.
- Yeah, you weren't that ugly.
- Like he wasn't like, as soon as I took,
'cause I had like the thick, 'cause I'm blind.
I had LASIK, 'cause I had minus 11 in each house.
- Minus 11?
- I was completely blind.
- Are you wearing contacts now?
- No, I got LASIK.
- But now they're perfectly fine.
- I'm 20/20.
- Wow.
- Until they fail.
- Right, Andrew?
Oh, sorry.
- Good joke.
- Good joke.
No, but like, no, but I was like completely blind
where to the point where I was like, I couldn't like,
if I lost my glasses, I couldn't, I couldn't see,
I couldn't literally see nothing.
- Wow.
- I would just see like a fake.
- You weren't afraid of LASIK?
LASIK freaks me out so much.
- No, I recommend it a hundred percent.
- They peel back your eye.
- Yeah.
It's great.
- Have you ever seen a Google image of LASIK?
It's the weirdest scene.
- It's so good.
I mean, I remember when I did it, I woke up.
It was like, I was like, like a newborn.
- Did they put you out?
- Yeah, no, you do it now.
Like, it's just all like, you feel it.
You feel them.
- Oh my God, a laser in your eyeball.
- But it's kind of like you go.
- No, they cut a layer, they cut your eye.
- No, but that's like old school.
That would, I don't know what that is.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This guy was like that.
- Yeah, that was Francisco.
- Yeah, they do, they do do that.
- What is it, a Clockwork Orange?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, pretty much, yeah, yeah.
- Melto Velocet.
Imagine in the middle of that, getting LASIK,
he just goes, tapatamar, naturally, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Put 'em out, put 'em out.
- No, I recommend that.
I mean, I recommend that if you actually are,
really have a high look at problem.
If you have like a little bit, just stick to class.
- But what are the odds that people,
'cause they do say people go blind from this, right?
Or it permanently fucks up your vision.
- I mean, it's like the, like very, like the exception is like