Name: Jetski is BACK!
Uploaded: 2024-09-15T16:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jetski is BACK!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jetski is BACK!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-15. Transcript available.

who's this next that's coming in you might remember her dude that was crazy
look at this
little beautiful specimen that we spawned on this show oh my god do you see
this little
specimen that was insane you're a bill just popped in there yeah yeah he's like
is bobby here i was
like yeah they're recording but you could probably just walk right in god it's
crazy it's crazy what
let's talk about our beautiful little specimen that came back i know but can i
just let's can
we just talk about bill so for some reason sometimes especially like i have to
get prepared
for him but that surprise i was sort of like shell-shocked almost yeah you were
i was a
stumbling idiot but i'm always a stumbling moron with him i'm never i'm never
myself when i'm around
him he's the only one you know me too why is that because his dominance yeah he's
i don't know what
to say so then i try to throw in that stardew valley right that was really good
i don't know and then i
just go oh because he's one of the greatest living community oh no and anybody
watching that's what
getting bumped feels like yeah yeah yeah i gotta follow that in a way yeah it
was just it's just
like sure girl and the tan thing i said it's like what am i talking about i
heard that i don't know
what yeah yeah i was like yeah but at least you're at least you're having fun i'm
asking i was asking
dumb interview questions you guys are like girls we are yeah we are i was like
shocked by it he's one of the
greatest living comedians so it's it's hard for if chappelle comes in here i'm
done i he came in too
i was like bill's on now yeah if dave chappelle found that one of his employees
was talking about
him through text yeah that would be a big deal that would be a very big deal
don't you think that'd be
a big deal yeah yeah what's going on yeah well you know i'll tell you what's
going on you're pointing
your fingers at me but but it meant well you're pointing them to somebody else
i know i'll tell you what's
going on yeah i grabbed mccone's phone i knew it was mccone right right and i
go to the messaging and
i go i wonder if i put my name in the search thing yeah all the shit oh that's
so smart right yeah and
he freaked the out he ran from behind there he knocked all the article all the
artwork and we
we did a thing you also went through my photo album one time i did you love to
snoop i'm a stoopy
snoop he's a little yeah yeah he's a snooper pooper he kept looking at my
photos i was like
getting nervous yeah yeah i am so shocked that you haven't inquired about what's
in the bag
what's in the bag oh i have gifts for you guys welcome back to what's in the
bag what's in the
bag what's that can you pass this out to everybody get over here mccone i'm
exercising my power yeah
i love it dude you've been doing it for years why slow down now no i've learned
it from you yeah
what whoa what is that what hello glasses oh my god this is so rad wait wait
you have your own
sunglasses yes it's been take it's taken years to make them but it's the only
wow i've ever taken
part of the owner of the company reached out to me and was like do you want
these are so we talked
about this i didn't know you were actually going to do this you also never
called me back after i
called you and you wanted some advice they feel good you never call me back i
knew you were going to
bring that up you never called me back i was pissed off about she never called
me back you want me to
say the the thing oh yeah who am i i'm doing an impression with these glasses
who am i okay yeah
right right no no jesse johnson no no oh oh prince prince prince no wait wait i'll
get it i'll get it hold
on bobby wearing pink glasses yeah yeah yeah is this just you crocodile rock elton
john yeah elton john
yeah yeah yeah i hope these glasses bring you as much joy as they bring me here
here's looking at
you sincerely jessie johnson these are this is jesse jetski juicy johnson no it
doesn't say that on
there yes it does oh it does oh this is incredible these are so cool and this
is an incredible thing you
did it did thank you i thought you guys were gonna hate it for some reason i'm
so happy for you i got them for
everybody you guys don't have to wear them but i hope you enjoy them uh we're
wearing them rainbow
optics also are yours thicker than mine no but they're the same they're all the
same you can get
them online too if anybody wants them watching bring yours over here i don't
think they're the same
and we'll put the link in the description they're all the same dude promo code
ours is little mine's
little or something promo code what jetski jetski to buy these these are
incredible yeah oh they
are the same and by the way uh just for the record uh our good friend uh janelle
garza did the art for
this which i do think is so sick she's an incredible artist yeah incredible and
look at how dope
the box is i mean that alone is incredible dude what have you been up to jess
touring
i'm on my first tour trumpet 2024 trump trump it 2024 trump it 2024 that's
great that's very smart
yeah was that on accident yeah and then i made the shirts and then i made the
connection
nice oh i see i see very nice yeah came later can i plug the irvine houston and
sacramento
go ahead trumpet 2024 tour i have three more stops irvine houston sacramento irvine
improv
irvine improv the weekend or the weekend late night shows one one late night
show friday one late
night saturday midnight uh 10 30 p.m oh go check it out please go going please
go see our friend go
check it i'm not gonna go oh i thought you were like i'm gonna go we can go you
want us to open up
the show yeah would you guys we should shouldn't we i think we should open and
when is this um
everything's on jetski johnson.com i'll be i'll be busy yeah yeah okay i'm
gonna be busy oh and rainbow
optics the glasses anything you want on the website 20 off go to what is the
promo code jetski promo code
jet ski much to it jetski sign off the way we used to thank you for being a bad
friend love you
the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the
tyranny of evil men blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds
the weak through
the valley of darkness for he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of
lost children and i will
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt
to poison to destroy my
brothers and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon you
i thought he says lay my
vengeance upon thee yeah let me do it backwards but this says upon you you upon
vengeance my lay i when lord
is the name i know will you and brothers my destroy and poison to attempt to
those anger furious and
vengeance great with thee upon down strike will and i children lost of finder
the and keeper brothers his truly is he for
darkness of valley the through weak the shepherds will good and charity of name
the inn he is blessed
men evil of tyranny the and selfish the of inequities the by sides all on beset
this man righteous
the of path thee very good that's actually awesome backwards it's just as good
backwards as it is for
yeah that's why it's brilliant ezekiel 25 17. yeah god we got to read the bible
dude the bible's got some
bangers one right let's take out every other word see if that works the of
righteous is on all by
inequities the and tyranny of men blessed blessed he it's hard uh blessed he in
name charity good shepherds weak
valley darkness he truly brothers and finder lost wow pretty cool it worked
that way too
uh uh