Name: Bobby Lee CALLS OUT Bert Kreischer for His Busted Lip!
Uploaded: 2024-09-19T16:00:04.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee CALLS OUT Bert Kreischer for His Busted Lip!' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-19. Transcript available.

so i'm sitting there i have my shirt over my face bleeding and i'm texting you
guys
yes i text eight people damn it i gotta find this you'll find it you'll find it
all the
all right you'll find it and and the only someone send me that chat thread it
was so hysterical
how it was because so the problem with me and you is that when we get honest
sometimes people
still think we're joking and so yeah when you said i fell out of my bunk
everyone thought it was we
didn't know that was real and then leanne was the only one that was like wait
bobby's really hurt
that was you she was the first person to be like bobby's really hurt yeah and
so that was the what
that was at six in the morning it was like around 10 a.m 10 yeah yeah i think
they were taking you to
the hospital already no no leanne's the one that saved me yeah leanne lean you
don't give a the
first person to respond was mark norman he wasn't even on tour i know he was
just oh yeah you just
left yeah yeah and he and he got the text he was like getting on a plane and he
said busted rip
so funny this is so funny it was so i'm going to tell you who were the helpful
ones it wasn't me
i know exactly okay that's why you're not on this list okay okay who are the
hopeful ones number one
leanne your wife yes she was very helpful okay oddly enough david tell no but
he because he was the one
that texted me a bunch of times afterwards to see how i was doing checking up
really yeah yeah i checked
in now you didn't yes i did yes i did nope i definitely did you i definitely
did yeah yeah i
did i 100 did listen you know what you are what am i bobby
remember game of thrones you mean yeah who was the original king before the lannisters
went in there
that big born robert baratheon that's what you are i'm robert baratheon yeah
you're robert
baratheon is that bad or good i don't remember it's it's it's in the middle i'm
the one i'm this i'm
the father of uh of king of uh um there you are so i'm the one that gets killed
look at you that's
you dude i might be robert yeah yeah i always saw myself as a ned stark kind of
guy no you're not
a starter i'm a little more like ned stark but what am i in the role what am i
in the world
in game of thrones yeah you're uh the uh little the guy that throws fireworks
everywhere
there's no guy that throws fireworks everywhere put an asian guy fireworks game
of thrones
there's no there is no asian guy fireworks oh yeah oh yeah i'm that guy wait oh
that's uh yeah yeah
that's uh whatever that's not yeah that's david chang i don't know what i'm
thinking of i don't
know okay if there were no asians in game of thrones okay let's be for real
okay who are you in game
of thrones you're gonna say peter dinklage's character no i'm not okay no no no
no buddy you're
not that smart peter dinklage is a gangster in game of thrones he kind of
organizes everything
jason momoa no okay you're more like khaleesi's brother oh the one that gets
gold on his face
oh yeah weasley yeah like you're not you're not i'm like a weasel no no no no
you know who you are
i think you you are no you're not khaleesi's brother give me another shot you
are um the baby dragon
no you're one of the you're one of the you're one of the guys that's on the
night watch
oh i know who i am who the kid that betrays him yeah you are right remember the
kid and he gets
home stabs him yeah you're the kid who stabs yeah yeah yeah the little kid and
then he gets hung at
the end yeah i'm him do you know what i wanted to do with you so bad what do i
want to do a trauma
bowl of candy what's that have you ever seen trauma bowls no have you never
seen trauma
trauma bowls uh oh can we go back to the yeah yeah lip thing or what okay let's
go back to the lip
thing all right let's go back to the lip thing all right anyone's following
this podcast they're like
i don't know what they're talking about thank god they have andrew and tom to
do no i like this i like
this i do too yeah i like it okay so here's what i wrote i wrote are you are
you crazy i feel bad
that i ruined it wait oh this is you this is you okay okay at two okay it's 206
so it's a little
late in the day in the morning in the morning yeah what do i say i wrote you
know when you when you
say the people that are in the thing try to do their voices no no hold on so i
can get i can't get i can
get this is just me and you what are you doing hang on i'm hang on i'm let me
do my investigative
journalism all right so i'll just i'll just talk about my half of it okay so
right here you have the
first thing i do is send two photos in a gigantic group chat with for 40 people
that are in it okay
and then i write a letter okay dear everyone i fell off the top bunk and hit my
mouth on a ledge
and my lip is split open and i don't know what to do okay another and i say
good night
the next text i get is three hours later three hours later dude oh my god can
someone please find
the text that was just sent with all the texts attached of all the comedians
replying to that
that you just sent me i'm fighting with bobby and i need to win there's no win
or lose there's only
any facts no i these are facts okay let me let me go to fully loaded oh yeah go
to the fully loaded uh
talent week one with bobby leonette i got week three i got week there's you
have so many weeks
week two and then i got week one yeah okay let me get to your face
okay okay here we go okay this is it okay i knew it was wrong okay okay good
morning today's
activities are the birdcast episode in birch shower room uh we also have a
private pool with
the bartender starting at 2 p.m 2 p.m snow cones trucks will be coming is there
a ballpark for
the podcast uh i don't know very loose plans and then bobby lee wrote oh hang
on oh hang on that's
right you're right you're right you're right you're right what are you doing
dude that was
here everyone hours i fell off the top bunk and here we go my lip is split open
and i don't know
what to do thank you and then he wrote good night good night
kyle canane wrote put ice on it and tell everyone you got hurt doing something
cooler than falling
off a bunk bed and kyle fuck you leanne wrote oh shit yep here we go rachel
said coming to help
she's the best and then victoria said coffee yeah victoria i have issues with i
have really big
issues with victoria and i'm i'm not ashamed to say it okay she put voodoo on
the reason why i lip my
lip thing you think so oh yeah she said she would do voodoo and then i got hit
my lip and so that's
the one dude shit yeah anyway fuck victoria and then it says then you do the
some asshole that's good
morning today's activities i'm about to die and somebody goes an activity is an
announcement right and then
and then yeah and then you set a picture the picture is horrific yeah but ken
and victoria writes yeah
you're doing amazing yeah yeah leanne writes i'm so sorry bobby please let me
know if you need
someone else right looks better yeah yeah and guess what stacy said get some
sleep oh that'll fix
and guess what bird from two to then you don't text once you don't text one you're
a piece of
why didn't you text hang on victoria wrote i didn't see how what he's doing i
didn't text once hold on
i was busy doing activities who was at the bar i didn't know that i didn't know
that it was as bad
as it as it was i sent you photos i know but i was laying in bed i was sleeping
okay okay and then
chad daniel's wrote your skin looks great okay mark anyway busted rip you know
that was very funny
good laugh mark good laugh he wrote whoa what happened you get will smith again
very funny okay
and then i wrote at i wrote privately to you oh you did i did of course i'm not
going to write
to i don't write oh that's right that's maybe that maybe that's what it is yeah
let's go back to burt
i wrote okay i go way back hey buddy how are you feeling is there anything i
can do it looks
you're right you're right i think you're right yeah absolutely fly home
tomorrow if you need to
i feel horrible and you went are you crazy i feel bad that i ruined everything
i wanted to be there
do the remaining dates in a couple weeks i'm so sorry this happened i love you
so much but i can't
literally open my mouth in so much pain and i wrote bob you didn't ruin
anything buddy we're all bummed
that this happened everyone loves you i wish you were here to tell you that i
love you to death take
care of yourself first brother i love you and have fun and i can definitely
have you on those
remaining dates and then i go into here and then i said wow does it still hurt
and you it seems a little
bit better but i'll see you next week i'm going to kill it for you and i said
you're the best and you know i
want to say something very positive to you and your family what's that and um
and i've i've never i
never expected it and i also was like why would they do that but leanne calls
me and she goes and
by the way the dates you missed we're still going to pay you for those yeah
which is
i mean i'm not going to get i was emotional when i got that because it's like
it's not like i
it's whatever i would never even thought about it right but it's just the idea
that
you're just that cool that you guys would just do that which is and it's not chump
change it's a
nice chunk of money you know i mean and so it's like for me i you know you know
i have to i have
to admit you and tom over the years have been real friends and allies to me and
andrew and our family
and this and that and um it's just a real blessing it's hard to give you
compliments to be honest with
you for real yeah right now i'm just trying to say something negative but i'm
trying to get into
staying in the zone but no you guys are really just really great guys and i
appreciate it well
really nice thank you you