Name: Rudy's Kamala Harris Impression
Uploaded: 2024-09-26T17:23:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Kamala Harris Impression' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Kamala Harris Impression' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-26. Transcript available.

god you're tan huh yeah what the where have you been surfing serbia what'd you
go to serbia for
yeah wait you've been surfing every day huh every weekend santa monica yeah or
el porto
beach honestly yeah you are the most tan i think i've ever seen you yeah what's
the i mean what's
the goal here i don't know i'm just surfing and i just get really like brown
you're in brown face
yeah i thought you're getting ready for your kamala harris impression oh let's
hear it yeah
let's do it i heard no no i don't yeah do the impression come on give me a word
the phrase
that you should say is you think you just fell out of a coconut tree yeah yeah
that's the one
she says all the time right i don't know how to do it yeah i've never yeah just
try come on
okay you're at the democratic convention right can you give me a sample and
then i'll follow
she kind of sounds like she's um like you just think you fell out of a coconut
tree she almost
sounds like she's gonna cry yeah yeah do the you just think you fell out of a
coconut tree
let's play the coconut tree you think you fell out of a coconut oh there we go
here we're here
here here here here here how are we approaching this issue in a way that we
also understand we
cannot support and help our young people if we also also also go ahead you
think you think you just
follow a coconut tree that's pretty good dude that's so good that's pretty good
call lauren michaels
yeah call lauren michaels right now call him oh my god dude that was so good
dude first try let him
know he can make right by the shane gillis mistake hiring an asian south asian
that was very good you
think you just fell out of a coconut tree that's really good that's so good you're
much you're much
darker than her and then the last photo that we you know i you know we saw with
the the other podcast
that i do that you were i know but the the a lot of the comments are like oh
she's now an adult
because she's tan no there's something about the way because you know you have
to understand she it's
like you know dude like in different strokes yeah you mean when willis hmm not
arnold but when willis
grew up you were like oh he's you know arnold stayed the same yeah yeah yeah arnold
didn't really
yeah he didn't yeah he kind of plateaued yeah but when willis became right when
you saw him kind
of transition people watch him grow up they watch on the show so we watch you
grow up we watched you
grow up on the show you know yeah yeah and it's she looks the exact same to me
yeah to me she looks
like you know me a kid yeah yeah yeah our little sister our little sister you
know what i mean and
she's you know yeah and this thing didn't grow oddly enough up here didn't grow
oh that never grew
yeah it kind of stayed the same yeah have you learned anything you've graduated
college now i haven't
wait how many years has it been aren't you been there for four years we're 46.
i have one well
two more semesters and i graduate what is that a teacher in mexico is teaching
a student's physics
using one one piece what is that oh that's the thing that you love so much
animated yeah would you
like to learn through one piece yeah that would be more interesting should you
end up watching that
one anime i told you to watch not yet oh my god nothing i suggest she watches
nothing well no it's
just when you push then i don't wanna oh but i feel like if i don't bring it up
you won't either
then yeah that's true you won't you won't you won't be informed at all yeah you
gotta find some way
okay i'll find some way i watched the whale on the plane great movie my god
what will it's just
this the brennan oh okay i watch a porn called whale too yeah yeah yeah oh i've
seen that yeah i think
it's just that that was like that it just bummed me out yeah it was just tough
you had never seen
it before no i you know what's so funny i started it once and then i was like
yeah i just did you know
you know when you start something you're like this is gonna make me sad the
whole flight
i what's sad for me is i have a drawer like that you do yeah i have one of
those drawers right
i don't know chicken in it yeah yes fried chicken watching him eat the chicken
was the
toughest that's so tough to watch yeah it's just like yeah the pizza oh yeah
but that actually
looked kind of good yeah if i'm being honest and then the yeah what's the ching
chong ching chong
china asian lady she's so good she's so good in that movie she's so good in it
what is her name
yeah i just called ching chong chong chow lady yeah hung chow hung chow she's
so good that lady
all right so i there's there's something i want to talk about that i was told
not to talk about but
you know me you gotta chat it up i gotta chat it up because it if it doesn't
turn into a cancer
chat it up chat it's not a rumor it's not a rumor thing no it's a fact it's not
a fact it's just
that um so it's a rumor it's not even a rumor it's just a little observation
all right give it to me
all right um i was in butte butte montana for three weeks with jim belushi yes
leslie jones yes
uh uh tiffany haddish no no eleanor kergan eleanor tiffany was i think she wasn't
no
it was a little rel no little rel that's tiffany isn't that the same that's the
same person
yeah that's right that's right and and whoopie it's all three whoopie tiffany
and little world
the same person yeah yeah it's like all the characters martin played right so
there was
this guy named brick patrick who a talented actor he was actually in the movie
the movie you did
but the second one he was in now you see me too yeah but he was woody harrelson's
brother in that
his name is brick patrick brick patrick brick patrick there he is right so
brick wrote the movie
great actor good looking guy good looking guy great guy right and he goes he
grew up in butte and he
was like yeah dude you've never had chinese food like where i'm about to tell
you oh so back the back
in the 50s you know there was a gold rush or whatever and a chinese family
moved there and
they just never left i just feel like a chinese family got lost where are we
going yeah what do you
what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean well the gold rush was
northern california oh that's
right and then butte month oh i know let me tell you what happened okay you're
not wrong there was
there was gold every done a lot of places exactly but but they went too far but
they went east keep
going yeah you know but they love east they love yes we go east so they don't
go north that's where
the gold is no no east yeah and they walked east into the desert so they end up
in butte montana
in the butte montana right all right and they go oh we up and the you know me
the dad goes what
do you mean you know we should have gone north yeah there's nothing here but
white people correct yeah
yeah yeah so let's let's open chinese restaurant brilliant called pekin pekin
yeah pekin and butte
p-e-k-i-n i think pekin and butte montana yeah there it is pekin pekin noodle
parlor yeah and now
so upstairs look at upstairs the third photo i mean see see that it used to be
a brothel whoa it used
to be a brothel and then they divided it up and they go let me turn this into
restaurant now i don't know
what the logic what behind it but that's exactly what it looks like wow they
never changed it so
those are those uh little rooms to have sex in yeah but now it's opened and now
there's tables where
you can eat hello i love the wild west yeah go yeah right back in the wild west
wouldn't that be nice
and by the way why don't they make it a brothel and chinese food exactly and opium
done it used to
be oh all three oh fun oh come on come on it's amazing it's like um the wall asian
walmart
you can get anything you want that's asian you know what i mean so um i went
there and um it's
not chinese food what is it i have no idea was it like spaghetti it was i i
because i there's this
okay there's two i have a problem all right this is this guy named jerry that
runs it his parents
ran it for many years you met the guy yeah yeah and um so i did a comedy show
there at the china no no
but next to it is the theater and he came and he go i and i we're sitting there
in the lobby and he
i he was super skinny and i go man do you have you know kung fu or something
yeah i was just making
fun of him right eat something oh but you won't eat your food right because it's
bad right whatever
i kept making fun of him then he had tears in his eyes he goes buddy i have
cancer oh my god from his
food from the food oh terrible no terrible stop the msg what he said yeah yeah
tears in his eyes oh bob
he goes buddy you want me to be truthful to you i go yeah i have cancer it came
back and i'm on medicaid
i'm like oh here we go what kind what what kind uh you didn't ask i didn't ask
why wouldn't you ask
what i don't know what kinds there are all there's so many shoulder blade yeah
it could have yeah yeah
i don't know can you get it in the finger i don't know yeah yeah so anyway poor
guy yeah i go oh man
terrible so sorry i'm making fun of you man you know yeah but you know good
luck to you he knew you were
joking you're a comic you're a friend he didn't he had tears in his eyes oh bob
so then i go back to
the green room i'm sitting like this and brick goes what happened bud and i
tell him what happens
he goes oh dude i go what he goes i didn't even know right so like a half an
hour later i go back
on the lobby and he the guy has tears in his eyes still crying still crying and
he goes i joking
fuck this guy's great wow fucking guy i love this guy i love this guy jerry i
talking well he's that's
a good laugh by the way he does definitely hey asking what no he has cancer
that was his way of
playing it off but the food was it wasn't bad it's just not chinese food he
brought me out
a bowl of water there's jerry right there with noodles is that jerry was
zooming yep that's him
i'm joking look at jerry there there good guy if you're ever in butte if you're
ever in butte
you know how often people are rolling through yeah i'm going look at him that's
my guy that's does he
not look like he has cancer i mean you you doesn't he look like i would buy it
maybe maybe i would have
bought it you would have bought it you would have bought it you would have
bought it you would have bought it